By - primeiro23
Doughnuts are my kryptonite.
I have lost 70 lbs this year thru healthy dieting and regular exercise. I live in fear of someone bringing warm Krispy Kreme’s into the house. I could eat half a dozen without blinking an eye.
Yeah, somehow they're not filling yet majorly fattening. I once ate a full dozen.
Life isn't fair and doughnuts are proof. Eat a dozen in 30 minutes. Run for 4 days straight and still get fat. Bullshit.
It's like they say, you'll never outrun your fork.
I'm way faster than my fork, I can easily outrun it.
It’s old fashioned sour cream doughnuts for me.
Krispy Kreme donuts are more addictive than crack cocaine. I challenge anyone to disagree
"Krispy Kreme donuts are so good, if I told you they had crack in it, you’d go, “I knew something was up. I knew. These donuts are too damn good, man. Got me knockin’ on the donut window at 2 in the morning. Come on, man, open up, man. Give me one more donut! I’ll do anything! I’ll suck your dick!” That should be the new slogan for Krispy Kreme. Krispy Kreme – so good you’ll suck a dick" - Chris Rock 2004
u sir have not tried crack cocaine
Smart food White Cheddar Popcorn…the most addictive snack food.
Yep, I can kill a party size bag before I know it. They're the best.
And then drink out of the bag to make sure you got it all.
Have you tried the White Cheddar Pop Corner? Strongly recommend if you haven’t
Damn I didn’t see this before I replied to them, lmao. Those Pop Corners are DANGEROUS!
It’s so addicting. I moved to white cheddar PopCorners, though, just to try to kick my chips addiction. They’re just as addicting!
Popcorners ARE just as addicting and so yummy
The serving size is merely a suggestion, right?
See also: Pirate’s Booty
IMO Pirates booty tastes like it was sourced from an actual pirates but.
Anyone else agree or am I in unpopular opinion territory?
Digestive Biscuits. Bought one of the double packs once, lasted about an hour. Mistakes were made.
Yessssss!!!! The chocolate dipped ones! Omg-
My British boss brings these every time she visits America. The office attacks them like junkyard dogs
I hope you were at least regular.
This is how I thought of this question…I destroyed a full stack of Pringles sour cream and onion
Sour Cream and Onion is one of my favorites. I also love the Pizza and Ranch flavors. Basically no can of pringles is safe around me
Don’t any where near the Pringles honey mustard. They are like crack in pringles form
Zebra cakes - and I mean all the packages in the box.
Zebra cakes are my weakness. I am not alone!
damn i haven't had a zebra cake in like 8 years. i know what im doing when i get off work
My first thought, literally
Spicy sweet Doritos
Damn i could taste them as i read this
They make my mouth water literally
These are literally the best doritos too
i will try them
Honey roasted nuts and cheezits. I have 0 self control around either of them.
White cheddar cheezits - OMG I could eat the entire box. What about you?
Any flavor really. They're tasty and satisfying to eat.
The extra toasty ones are my bad habit. Something about that slightly burnt cheese.
Mmmm cheezits. I especially love the giant ones! They’re extra flaky and the salt is a little bit bigger.
My mom bought cheeseNIPS one time and I almost called CPS (jk lol).
Thin mints. 1- sleeve = 1serving
I'm that way with Ritz crackers. Even worse because usually I use Ritz as little edible plates.
Get the fresh stacks instead of the big stack boxes. Maybe it's a little more expensive, but 1 stack is only 13 Ritz rather than like 30.
This is actually exactly what I started doing 2 years ago.
It's not that I can't finish a second sleeve or that I don't want to. It's just the manufacturer is recommending I take a break.
Freezing them makes one box into one serving
Cashews. I can't afford that shit.
Hot tip, “halves and pieces” are way cheaper than the whole ones.
But that big nut meat is so gooood.
All snacks. No selfcontrol
This is the answer. Also sodas/soft drinks.
If there is food in front of me, I eat.
My self control begins and ends at the grocery store. I don't have a problem not buying anything. But every time I decide to get any kind of snack I regret it.
I'm in the UK and in the past few years Doritos seem to be losing flavour like they are on chemo.
Bland weak ass flavour.
Omg Australian here and was just about to comment the same. It's not uncommon to hear people in the chip section go "ew Doritos" because they're so bad now.
American here, chips and snacks are DEFINITELY getting blander. Doritos, Cheetos, Cheezits, some sodas and juices, chocolate, you name it. The recipe changes just don’t taste the same anymore. Pringles Sour-creme & Onion used to be my GOAT. Now, it has no more soul left :(
Oreos, worst part being that im not supposed to have alot of sugar
reminds me of Patrice O Neal's similar complaint in his stand up. He encountered white chocolate dipped Oreos at the store and started reasoning that he didn't need both feet. He had Type 1 diabetes.
RIP to a legend.
*type 2 diabetes
As a Jewish person, I can't tell you what a big deal it was when they stopped using lard in 1997.
They claimed it was to partner with kosher ice cream brands, but I think we all know it was to kill Hydrox. The only reason Hydrox was still around was because they were kosher.
I was shocked to learn recently that Oreo was a Hydrox copycat, not the other way around.
Ngl, Oreo had a better, more palatable name. Hydrox straight up sounds like a laundry soap.
If I remember correctly it was originally meant to sound clean and pure, like h2o. But as time progressed out started to sound more like detergent than what was originally intended.
That's fair, branding and marketing has evolved a lot since 1908.
I can't control myself around Mint Oreos. I've had full sleeves for breakfast before.
The golden Oreos are just as good/bad. When we were living with my elderly FIL, the 3 of us had an ongoing obsession with them for a few months.
I'm afraid to try the lemon-flavor ones.
The lemon ones are GREAT especially during the summer. They have a nice touch of citric sweetness to them but they're not too lemony. One of my favorites
Try them frozen if you haven't yet. Store the pack in the freezer and pull it out and eat them cold. So good.
That's just cruel to suggest this. You know darned well once they start eating them straight from the freezer, they'll be addicted and mainline the entire pack!
(Frozen Golden Oreos taste like birthday cake and ice cream. Sooo good.)
I love lemon sandwich cookies. I too would be terrified to try lemon Oreos.
100% this! I can absently eat an entire row of Oreos without even realizing.
Same here! My biggest regret is always the super sticky black poops the next day.
Bro what… I have never experienced this but just seeing the number of upvotes makes me wonder if I’M the freak
God damn devil's food cake cookies. The lord may give some people strength but the devil will give me diabetes if I get my hands on those motherfucking cookies
What are food cake cookies??
I am, without doubt, a thot for Dot.
a thot for dot is my new saying now thank you
Honey mustard 😩
This is it for me too. Dot’s pretzels made me fat.
The original flavor is my kryptonite…but have you tried the southwest flavor? *chef’s kiss*
Hot Cheetos 👁️👁️
The best description of the Taste of a flaming hot Cheeto is "it tastes like I want one more flaming hot Cheeto"
it burns so good
Jalapeno cheddar and sweet Carolina reaper ones I can't buy because I'll destroy the whole bag.
The jalapeño cheddar ones are the best. I’ve never had the sweet Carolina reaper ones. Are they super spicy?
Spicy nacho Doritos. I’ll sit and pick one out at a time hoping it’s one of the ones that’s decked with powder. Chasing the dragon all the way to the end of the bag.
The “servings per container” on all bags of Doritos regardless of size, is one.
I went through a pretty severe health crisis a few decades ago and I was losing weight so fast my Dr was threatening me with a feeding tube. He told me to “eat anything with a calorie in it”. You bet your ass I ate all the spicy Nacho Doritos I could handle. (I was 5’5” and weighed 86#)
Oreos... addictive mother fuckers
i love the charcoal discs
Beef jerky. Quality stuff. I hate how it costs so much unless you make your own, but it doesn't stop me from eating all of it once it's in front of me.
Just started making my own. So good. Goes so fast.
Agreed. I like trying out differen't types of meat too. Have friends that'll swap elk jerky for alligator, rabbit, duck etc. jerky. It is sooo good and love trying out the new varieties. We have a bunch of jerky outlets where I live, so I check sales a lot too. It is rare though to find one.
Someone who has made beef jerky for fun.
It’s actually more expensive, unless you hit a massive sale/have a meat hook-up/hunt, than to buy it from the store.
We got a nice electric dehydrator for this reason. Anytime we go shopping, we *must* check the huge beef chunk section and see if there's any deals or discounts on stuff that's hitting the "Sell By" date. Use it immediately, or if we're still working on the last big batch, we throw it in the deep freeze until it's time.
Saves hella money, but the upfront costs should be considered. Not to mention the space the dehydrator takes up. But omfg, fresh, warm beef jerky right out of the box... Worth it.
Hummus. Ill crush the entire container. Wife and I even invented a Veto system where if the other person wants to get something but you both know they lack the self control to not consume the entire thing, you declare a hummus.
Husband/Wife language is so fun.
Damn I'm not alone. Regularly eat an entire container of hummus instead of a meal.
Dill pickle lays, I don't know what it is but when I want a snack they disappear
I always get one of those big “shareable” bags during that time of the month and they’re gone by the 3rd day. 😅
Shareable? one for me and one for also me. Oh hello me would you like another
Do you like the peanut butter ones too? Those are my favorite
How have I not seen cereal posted? Cinnamon Toast Crunch or Frosted Flakes, the box never stood a chance.
Golden Grahams, make treats with marshmallow and chocolate!
UTZ Crab Chips.
Maryland folks know whats up.
Those fucking Honey BBQ Fritos "Flavor Twists". They're so addicting.
When I got Covid these were the only food I could taste. I ate two big bags and nothing else for ten days. Pretty sure that’s why I’m still alive. 😂🤤
In high school I’d have a bag of these every day along with a can of cherry coke. Together it tasted like Chinese food.
I know exactly what you’re talking about it’s kinda awesome
It’s crazy how I can’t stand plain Fritos but find the BBQ ones irresistible
I found regular Fritos in BBQ flavor the other day and opted to get them over the twists. I've never been so disappointed and full of regret.
I ate my way out of postpartum depression with those things.
I don't even like the taste but I can't stop eating them for some reason
Haribo coca cola gummies.
Rice crispies bars
I *plan* my snack-buying around eating the whole thing. If I buy a bag of chips because I'm craving it, well, I eat the whole bag, sure, but *that's my dinner.* Doing that once in a while isn't a problem because the calories more or less work out (a large bag of chips is around 1000 calories) and the lack of *other* national value isn't a problem because I'm eating real food the other 90% of the time.
I've been doing this for 25 years and it works great.
* Our bodies are adapted to feast or famine, so if you eat the whole bag you just aren't as hungry the next day.
* You can always remember the last time you indulged, so it's easy to skip snacks.
* You aren't tempted by regular low-quality junk food like french fries, because you're saving yourself for the good stuff.
* You have entire days of eating normal food, so you can exercise without being bloated or stuffed up.
Basically you can't expect people to live in a world where Doritos have been invented and *never* eat the full bag. If you eat a bag every 3-5 days you'll feel like you lived a full life, junk food wise.
Exactly! That's also why I think "healthier" alternative to junk food (like frozen yogurt) are such a trap; they *don't* quite satisfy your craving, and they don't feel like such an indulgence, so it's a lot easier to justify to yourself having them way too often. Better to have ice cream once a week than have froyo every other night "chasing the dragon".
*Own* your cheat meals, get *real* ice cream/etc. and you won't "need" to indulge as often as if you get the pale imitation that just ain't as good.
Salt & Vinegar Lay's.
Don't laugh, but bread.
I just can't get enough of it o\_O;;
I come for a slice every couple of minutes...
This is valid. I know if I buy a loaf of fresh bakery French bread, that’s my food for the next two days. By choice. I don’t even slice it…just tear hunks off like an animal. No regrets.
My bf is the same. He gets those long loafs of french bread and just snacks on chunks at a time. I've taken to calling it his snack bread. It's so amusing watching him select the perfect loaf at the store.
Bread is perfect. Especially if it’s crusty and chewy with quality butter.
Any form of Caramel Popcorn with either almonds or cashews. I'll smash the entire box in one sitting. Same for Peanut Brittle, Any kind of Toffee or Saltwater Taffy
Caramel popcorn is insanely good..yeah i’m adding that to the list
White Cheddar popcorn also, there used to be a specialty popcorn shop at a local mall that was extremely generous in the amount of Cheddar Powder they used on it. The stuff was like crack lol
Chicago mix popcorn
Miniature Reese's cups for me
Those bags of crunchy reese's blobs.... pure crack
Absolutely. It's the mechanical action, I think. Get locked into a repetitive loop of shelling and eating, until suddenly that 1 lb bag is empty, except for the last remaining nut, which somehow never has opened yet.
There are a couple brands that sell them preshelled and it's like cocaine.
Pre-shelled pistachios are no fun. I like the activity of cracking them and getting the reward. But I'm a squirrel so🥸
Extra sour colorful gummy worms.
We use these to make S'mores. Only need marshmallows and a fire to roast them in. Once the marshmallow is cooked to perfect, slap it between two cookies and enjoy perfection.
Cookies and cream ice cream
Chocolate chip cookies will be the cause of my future diabetes diagnosis
Entimens (don't feel like looking up the spelling) powdered donuts....dangerous
The cinnamon ones too!
Mutha fucken Peach Rings. Cant stop myself. Will eat a whole bag in an hour or two
Any form of bread. I'll eat sliced bread directly out of the bag... I'll go through a baguette in one go. A ball of rolls? Gone.
anything made by kinder chocolate; their chocolates are soso good
BRUH, no joke, Kinder Buenos, holy shit batman I'd gleefully sink myself into the diabeetus without question.
You should try the sugar free gummy bears and report back how it went
Calm down Satan...
And worms. I'm not speciesist when it comes to gummies.
Oatmeal creme pies. I won't eat the entire box in one day. Just one or two a day. That's why I'm laying them off for a long time.
These are great stored in the freezer, it’s like an ice cream sandwich
Delicious, but that's how I feel about Swiss Cake Rolls. Nasty good.
UTZ Cheese Balls.... BOLITAS DE QUESO!!!
When I was in college I bought one of those really big packages thinking it would force me to eat them in smaller portions.
Lay's Potato Chips, Barbecue Flavored
hell fresh lightly salted lays gets me. like open bag i literally have to put it far away in the cabinet or its my go to snack to eat while waiting for dinner to cook lmao.
[hawaiian luau bbq kettle chips](https://www.gopuff.com/p/hawaiian-kettle-style-potato-chips-luau-bbq-7-5oz/p42901)
any sour candy at all
Miss Vickie's Jalapeño Chips. I think it has to do with how little is in the bag haha
Chocolate covered raisins.
The costco ones are amazing
Pringles, the motherfuckers
I once tried to put an entire can of Pringles in my mouth all at once. I could only get about 3/4 in and it took me like a half an hour to chew that shit up 😂
It'd be easier if you only did the chips; The can isn't meant to be digested.
Freakin' gummies, man...
Dried Mangoes... I just can't stop
Ice cream. I just can’t not eat the whole pint in a day. Sometimes I’ll eat half and put it back in the freezer, but sure enough I’ll go back in a couple hours and finish it off.
Kettle corn. It can be an 8oz bag or 2 pound barrel, but its gone in one sitting.
Christmas tree cakes.
Luckily they only come out once per year and I limit myself to one box.
Yes I know they are basically just zebra cakes but I love the chocolate ones fuck you the vanilla ones are different too
Costco croissants. Cannot. Will not. Have them in my home.
Oh boy...I went to Costco the other day. As I sat in my car, I told myself fiercely that I will only buy the one item I was going in for. I went in, cartless, foolishly thinking this would stop me from buying things I didnt need. It was going well until I subconsciously made my way to the bakery. There I saw an employee stacking containers of fresh croissants. I crept up to the table, nearing the side, looking back and forth expecting someone to scold me. I saw a fresh container with today's packaging date, I could swear they were still warm. I grabbed it. I went for my initial item, carelessly picking up a wheel of brie and a box dark chocolates - looking ridiculous I might add because I had no cart. I could almost hear the snickers of the Costco employees. Anyway, I paid for my goods and left. I grabbed a croissant as I packed everything in the trunk. Why not, I thought. Let me tell you, this croissant was THE most buttery, flakey, soft inside yet slightly crispy outside croissant I had ever had (from Costco anyway). It's like all my problems disappeared for about 10 seconds. Absolutely nothing could have destroyed that moment. If the devil himself appeared and offered me a better croissant I wouldn't have believed him. It was that good...and you better believe I pulled to the side of the road and got another one outta my trunk.
Entenmann's chocolate chip cookies
Chocolate covered pretzels or beef jerky. The only thing keeping me from buying and eating these in one sitting is their price.
Eggnog. Don't judge me.
They need to have pumpkin spice egg nog year round! I look forward to drinking that stuff every year when the season comes up for it and I just about chug the whole carton down at once.
I'd be happy if my grocer just carried ANY eggnog all year round.
Chips ahoy cookies
Lightly salted Lay's potato chips. With the regular ones, I reach my salt limit at around half the bag.
Ritz bits cheese crackers box. I will 9/10 times destroy that box
Reeses buttercups, those things are absolutely divine bro
I'll eat those dang things until my tongue is sore and then some more.
Little debbie swiss cake rolls. But I hear they've gotten drier since high school.
They’ve probably expired since you were in high school.
80 proof Rum...I'm like a chocoholic, but for booze!
Wish there was a term for this! 😂🙃
Those white cheddar Cheetos puffs. They're so addictive, I have absolutely no self control and I will eat an entire bag, or almost an entire bag, in one sitting if I'm not careful.
Fuck, now I want some so fucking badly.
Chocolate covered pretzels.
They are sweet and chocolate and salty and crunchy, basically everything I love in a snack all together.
Takis. Especially the Nitro Takis