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KSmimi

Doughnuts are my kryptonite. I have lost 70 lbs this year thru healthy dieting and regular exercise. I live in fear of someone bringing warm Krispy Kreme’s into the house. I could eat half a dozen without blinking an eye.


2PlasticLobsters

Yeah, somehow they're not filling yet majorly fattening. I once ate a full dozen.


Ehsswhole

Life isn't fair and doughnuts are proof. Eat a dozen in 30 minutes. Run for 4 days straight and still get fat. Bullshit.


DoctFaustus

It's like they say, you'll never outrun your fork.


psychocopter

I'm way faster than my fork, I can easily outrun it.


siouxsiequeue

It’s old fashioned sour cream doughnuts for me.


DongusMaxamus

Krispy Kreme donuts are more addictive than crack cocaine. I challenge anyone to disagree


jakatluong

"Krispy Kreme donuts are so good, if I told you they had crack in it, you’d go, “I knew something was up. I knew. These donuts are too damn good, man. Got me knockin’ on the donut window at 2 in the morning. Come on, man, open up, man. Give me one more donut! I’ll do anything! I’ll suck your dick!” That should be the new slogan for Krispy Kreme. Krispy Kreme – so good you’ll suck a dick" - Chris Rock 2004


lemonadeinyourface

u sir have not tried crack cocaine


CavitySearch561

Smart food White Cheddar Popcorn…the most addictive snack food.


HumanNipple

Yep, I can kill a party size bag before I know it. They're the best.


DarlingNikki319

And then drink out of the bag to make sure you got it all.


MrPine5

Have you tried the White Cheddar Pop Corner? Strongly recommend if you haven’t


Arbie456

Damn I didn’t see this before I replied to them, lmao. Those Pop Corners are DANGEROUS!


Arbie456

It’s so addicting. I moved to white cheddar PopCorners, though, just to try to kick my chips addiction. They’re just as addicting!


Cute-Instruction4285

Popcorners ARE just as addicting and so yummy


Matthias720

The serving size is merely a suggestion, right?


monkey_spunk_

See also: Pirate’s Booty


Yamon234

IMO Pirates booty tastes like it was sourced from an actual pirates but. Anyone else agree or am I in unpopular opinion territory?


Azarn5872

Digestive Biscuits. Bought one of the double packs once, lasted about an hour. Mistakes were made.


karmaissogood

Yessssss!!!! The chocolate dipped ones! Omg-


lust3

My British boss brings these every time she visits America. The office attacks them like junkyard dogs


Googalyfrog

I hope you were at least regular.


rumblemumble46

Pringles


primeiro23

This is how I thought of this question…I destroyed a full stack of Pringles sour cream and onion


rumblemumble46

Sour Cream and Onion is one of my favorites. I also love the Pizza and Ranch flavors. Basically no can of pringles is safe around me


primeiro23

seriously


RLucas3000

Don’t any where near the Pringles honey mustard. They are like crack in pringles form


NganStackhouse

Zebra cakes - and I mean all the packages in the box.


Klutzy-Garbage6452

Zebra cakes are my weakness. I am not alone!


karmagod13000

damn i haven't had a zebra cake in like 8 years. i know what im doing when i get off work


More_Shirt1573

My first thought, literally


Dopeediaa_5445

Spicy sweet Doritos


EGH6

Damn i could taste them as i read this


Dopeediaa_5445

They make my mouth water literally


DaRascalzAreOut

These are literally the best doritos too


primeiro23

i will try them


timg528

Don't. Save yourself


Angel_OfSolitude

Honey roasted nuts and cheezits. I have 0 self control around either of them.


ahlaj77

White cheddar cheezits - OMG I could eat the entire box. What about you?


Angel_OfSolitude

Any flavor really. They're tasty and satisfying to eat.


Goombaw

The extra toasty ones are my bad habit. Something about that slightly burnt cheese.


Cuntdracula19

Mmmm cheezits. I especially love the giant ones! They’re extra flaky and the salt is a little bit bigger. My mom bought cheeseNIPS one time and I almost called CPS (jk lol).


Quetzel

Thin mints. 1- sleeve = 1serving


sugar404daddy

I'm that way with Ritz crackers. Even worse because usually I use Ritz as little edible plates.


Inocain

Get the fresh stacks instead of the big stack boxes. Maybe it's a little more expensive, but 1 stack is only 13 Ritz rather than like 30.


sugar404daddy

This is actually exactly what I started doing 2 years ago.


crabman484

It's not that I can't finish a second sleeve or that I don't want to. It's just the manufacturer is recommending I take a break.


SingularBread

Freezing them makes one box into one serving


Westly-Pipes

Cashews. I can't afford that shit.


flamants

Hot tip, “halves and pieces” are way cheaper than the whole ones.


kaolackian

But that big nut meat is so gooood.


Cru_Jones86

r/nocontext


chieftaom6

All snacks. No selfcontrol


Fun_parent

This is the answer. Also sodas/soft drinks. If there is food in front of me, I eat.


Rijonkulous

My self control begins and ends at the grocery store. I don't have a problem not buying anything. But every time I decide to get any kind of snack I regret it.


alpaca-ino

Doritos 🥺


Rogueantics

I'm in the UK and in the past few years Doritos seem to be losing flavour like they are on chemo. Bland weak ass flavour.


beenothanksnothanks

Omg Australian here and was just about to comment the same. It's not uncommon to hear people in the chip section go "ew Doritos" because they're so bad now.


UndeadWeeb

American here, chips and snacks are DEFINITELY getting blander. Doritos, Cheetos, Cheezits, some sodas and juices, chocolate, you name it. The recipe changes just don’t taste the same anymore. Pringles Sour-creme & Onion used to be my GOAT. Now, it has no more soul left :(


Shy-Prey

Oreos, worst part being that im not supposed to have alot of sugar


Green_Message_6376

reminds me of Patrice O Neal's similar complaint in his stand up. He encountered white chocolate dipped Oreos at the store and started reasoning that he didn't need both feet. He had Type 1 diabetes. RIP to a legend.


tardersauced

*type 2 diabetes


centaurquestions

As a Jewish person, I can't tell you what a big deal it was when they stopped using lard in 1997.


DannyPoke

They claimed it was to partner with kosher ice cream brands, but I think we all know it was to kill Hydrox. The only reason Hydrox was still around was because they were kosher.


centaurquestions

I was shocked to learn recently that Oreo was a Hydrox copycat, not the other way around.


BuffaloWildWangs

Ngl, Oreo had a better, more palatable name. Hydrox straight up sounds like a laundry soap.


RienedKittens

If I remember correctly it was originally meant to sound clean and pure, like h2o. But as time progressed out started to sound more like detergent than what was originally intended.


BuffaloWildWangs

That's fair, branding and marketing has evolved a lot since 1908.


GothamDad

I can't control myself around Mint Oreos. I've had full sleeves for breakfast before.


2PlasticLobsters

The golden Oreos are just as good/bad. When we were living with my elderly FIL, the 3 of us had an ongoing obsession with them for a few months. I'm afraid to try the lemon-flavor ones.


Shy-Prey

The lemon ones are GREAT especially during the summer. They have a nice touch of citric sweetness to them but they're not too lemony. One of my favorites


St3phiroth

Try them frozen if you haven't yet. Store the pack in the freezer and pull it out and eat them cold. So good.


La_Vikinga

That's just cruel to suggest this. You know darned well once they start eating them straight from the freezer, they'll be addicted and mainline the entire pack! (Frozen Golden Oreos taste like birthday cake and ice cream. Sooo good.)


Fuck_you_Reddit_Nazi

I love lemon sandwich cookies. I too would be terrified to try lemon Oreos.


Grayscape

100% this! I can absently eat an entire row of Oreos without even realizing.


partymouthmike

Same here! My biggest regret is always the super sticky black poops the next day.


The_Jolly_Bengali

Bro what… I have never experienced this but just seeing the number of upvotes makes me wonder if I’M the freak


Xxaxis366

God damn devil's food cake cookies. The lord may give some people strength but the devil will give me diabetes if I get my hands on those motherfucking cookies


Lively_Plant

What are food cake cookies??


CollegeStudentYOLOs

Dot’s Pretzels


sp_the_ghost

I am, without doubt, a thot for Dot.


Decafweevil175

a thot for dot is my new saying now thank you


FatNeilGravyTears

Honey mustard 😩


chullbird

This is it for me too. Dot’s pretzels made me fat. The original flavor is my kryptonite…but have you tried the southwest flavor? *chef’s kiss*


BouncyCafe

Hot Cheetos 👁️🫦👁️


Fizzinja

The best description of the Taste of a flaming hot Cheeto is "it tastes like I want one more flaming hot Cheeto"


karmagod13000

it burns so good


GiveHerDPS

Jalapeno cheddar and sweet Carolina reaper ones I can't buy because I'll destroy the whole bag.


nickycowboy

The jalapeño cheddar ones are the best. I’ve never had the sweet Carolina reaper ones. Are they super spicy?


Molder123

Spicy nacho Doritos. I’ll sit and pick one out at a time hoping it’s one of the ones that’s decked with powder. Chasing the dragon all the way to the end of the bag.


CalmCalmBelong

The “servings per container” on all bags of Doritos regardless of size, is one.


zzid2d21

I went through a pretty severe health crisis a few decades ago and I was losing weight so fast my Dr was threatening me with a feeding tube. He told me to “eat anything with a calorie in it”. You bet your ass I ate all the spicy Nacho Doritos I could handle. (I was 5’5” and weighed 86#)


MarshFritality

Oreos... addictive mother fuckers


cherriesdeath

i love the charcoal discs


Fun_Celebration_5623

Beef jerky. Quality stuff. I hate how it costs so much unless you make your own, but it doesn't stop me from eating all of it once it's in front of me.


spazifyouwant2

Just started making my own. So good. Goes so fast.


Fun_Celebration_5623

Agreed. I like trying out differen't types of meat too. Have friends that'll swap elk jerky for alligator, rabbit, duck etc. jerky. It is sooo good and love trying out the new varieties. We have a bunch of jerky outlets where I live, so I check sales a lot too. It is rare though to find one.


jenguinaf

Someone who has made beef jerky for fun. It’s actually more expensive, unless you hit a massive sale/have a meat hook-up/hunt, than to buy it from the store.


Sexy_Widdle_Baby

We got a nice electric dehydrator for this reason. Anytime we go shopping, we *must* check the huge beef chunk section and see if there's any deals or discounts on stuff that's hitting the "Sell By" date. Use it immediately, or if we're still working on the last big batch, we throw it in the deep freeze until it's time. Saves hella money, but the upfront costs should be considered. Not to mention the space the dehydrator takes up. But omfg, fresh, warm beef jerky right out of the box... Worth it.


Wyvrex

Hummus. Ill crush the entire container. Wife and I even invented a Veto system where if the other person wants to get something but you both know they lack the self control to not consume the entire thing, you declare a hummus.


-Firestar-

Husband/Wife language is so fun.


merz-person

Damn I'm not alone. Regularly eat an entire container of hummus instead of a meal.


fish_glucker_9000

Dill pickle lays, I don't know what it is but when I want a snack they disappear


DoktorskayaKolbasa

Peanut M&M’s.


Slothanonymous

I always get one of those big “shareable” bags during that time of the month and they’re gone by the 3rd day. 😅


yellowlabbies

Shareable? one for me and one for also me. Oh hello me would you like another


hellrodkc

Do you like the peanut butter ones too? Those are my favorite


dt0r

How have I not seen cereal posted? Cinnamon Toast Crunch or Frosted Flakes, the box never stood a chance.


AnniemaeHRI

Golden Grahams, make treats with marshmallow and chocolate!


Basileus_Butter

UTZ Crab Chips. Maryland folks know whats up.


bangersnmash13

Those fucking Honey BBQ Fritos "Flavor Twists". They're so addicting.


transmutagenic

When I got Covid these were the only food I could taste. I ate two big bags and nothing else for ten days. Pretty sure that’s why I’m still alive. 😂🤤


tomphz

In high school I’d have a bag of these every day along with a can of cherry coke. Together it tasted like Chinese food.


stillwaiting3bh

I know exactly what you’re talking about it’s kinda awesome


[deleted]

It’s crazy how I can’t stand plain Fritos but find the BBQ ones irresistible


writergeek

I found regular Fritos in BBQ flavor the other day and opted to get them over the twists. I've never been so disappointed and full of regret.


Wannagetsober

I ate my way out of postpartum depression with those things.


Nightking_cometh

I don't even like the taste but I can't stop eating them for some reason


KnuckledeepinUrethra

Salted Nuts


SERIOUSLYFPASSWORDS

Haribo coca cola gummies.


cpt_buttcheeks

Rice crispies bars


00zau

Basically everything? I *plan* my snack-buying around eating the whole thing. If I buy a bag of chips because I'm craving it, well, I eat the whole bag, sure, but *that's my dinner.* Doing that once in a while isn't a problem because the calories more or less work out (a large bag of chips is around 1000 calories) and the lack of *other* national value isn't a problem because I'm eating real food the other 90% of the time.


Noumenon72

I've been doing this for 25 years and it works great. * Our bodies are adapted to feast or famine, so if you eat the whole bag you just aren't as hungry the next day. * You can always remember the last time you indulged, so it's easy to skip snacks. * You aren't tempted by regular low-quality junk food like french fries, because you're saving yourself for the good stuff. * You have entire days of eating normal food, so you can exercise without being bloated or stuffed up. Basically you can't expect people to live in a world where Doritos have been invented and *never* eat the full bag. If you eat a bag every 3-5 days you'll feel like you lived a full life, junk food wise.


00zau

Exactly! That's also why I think "healthier" alternative to junk food (like frozen yogurt) are such a trap; they *don't* quite satisfy your craving, and they don't feel like such an indulgence, so it's a lot easier to justify to yourself having them way too often. Better to have ice cream once a week than have froyo every other night "chasing the dragon". *Own* your cheat meals, get *real* ice cream/etc. and you won't "need" to indulge as often as if you get the pale imitation that just ain't as good.


PugnaciousPangolin

Salt & Vinegar Lay's.


QiyanasStoriesYT

Don't laugh, but bread. I just can't get enough of it o\_O;; I come for a slice every couple of minutes...


transmutagenic

This is valid. I know if I buy a loaf of fresh bakery French bread, that’s my food for the next two days. By choice. I don’t even slice it…just tear hunks off like an animal. No regrets.


Meowgs

My bf is the same. He gets those long loafs of french bread and just snacks on chunks at a time. I've taken to calling it his snack bread. It's so amusing watching him select the perfect loaf at the store.


siouxsiequeue

Bread is perfect. Especially if it’s crusty and chewy with quality butter.


Lewd_Cupcake

Any form of Caramel Popcorn with either almonds or cashews. I'll smash the entire box in one sitting. Same for Peanut Brittle, Any kind of Toffee or Saltwater Taffy


primeiro23

Caramel popcorn is insanely good..yeah i’m adding that to the list


Lewd_Cupcake

White Cheddar popcorn also, there used to be a specialty popcorn shop at a local mall that was extremely generous in the amount of Cheddar Powder they used on it. The stuff was like crack lol


lolnobodyknowshehehe

Chicago mix popcorn


maclaglen

Reese’s Pieces.


sugar404daddy

Miniature Reese's cups for me


sassy_steph_

Those bags of crunchy reese's blobs.... pure crack


Weird_Potato_9226

Pistachios


sugar404daddy

Absolutely. It's the mechanical action, I think. Get locked into a repetitive loop of shelling and eating, until suddenly that 1 lb bag is empty, except for the last remaining nut, which somehow never has opened yet.


thatdogoverthere

There are a couple brands that sell them preshelled and it's like cocaine.


boohumbug

Pre-shelled pistachios are no fun. I like the activity of cracking them and getting the reward. But I'm a squirrel so🥸


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Extra sour colorful gummy worms.


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La_Vikinga

We use these to make S'mores. Only need marshmallows and a fire to roast them in. Once the marshmallow is cooked to perfect, slap it between two cookies and enjoy perfection.


Not_Really_Illusive

Wine gums


thicbhaddie2

Cookies and cream ice cream


mydixxierec

Chocolate chip cookies will be the cause of my future diabetes diagnosis


mcklinkleberry

Entimens (don't feel like looking up the spelling) powdered donuts....dangerous


Wannagetsober

The cinnamon ones too!


TheRuralEngineer

Mutha fucken Peach Rings. Cant stop myself. Will eat a whole bag in an hour or two


turns31

Gushers


boraras

Any form of bread. I'll eat sliced bread directly out of the bag... I'll go through a baguette in one go. A ball of rolls? Gone.


arohamoa

anything made by kinder chocolate; their chocolates are soso good


Lewd_Cupcake

BRUH, no joke, Kinder Buenos, holy shit batman I'd gleefully sink myself into the diabeetus without question.


psyduck2319

Gummy bears


pohusk

You should try the sugar free gummy bears and report back how it went


Canna_ben_oid541

Calm down Satan...


yugung

And worms. I'm not speciesist when it comes to gummies.


Dirty-Rat30

Oatmeal creme pies. I won't eat the entire box in one day. Just one or two a day. That's why I'm laying them off for a long time.


doitforchris

These are great stored in the freezer, it’s like an ice cream sandwich


kaolackian

Delicious, but that's how I feel about Swiss Cake Rolls. Nasty good.


spiderborland

UTZ Cheese Balls.... BOLITAS DE QUESO!!!


MatthewCaliforniaa

Goldfish


GiraffeWithATophat

When I was in college I bought one of those really big packages thinking it would force me to eat them in smaller portions. Nope.


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Lay's Potato Chips, Barbecue Flavored


InsertBluescreenHere

hell fresh lightly salted lays gets me. like open bag i literally have to put it far away in the cabinet or its my go to snack to eat while waiting for dinner to cook lmao.


cinnamon-swirl-girl

[hawaiian luau bbq kettle chips](https://www.gopuff.com/p/hawaiian-kettle-style-potato-chips-luau-bbq-7-5oz/p42901)


cherriesdeath

any sour candy at all


Tygonne

Miss Vickie's Jalapeño Chips. I think it has to do with how little is in the bag haha


dgoodrich

Chocolate covered raisins.


EGH6

The costco ones are amazing


[deleted]

Pringles, the motherfuckers


[deleted]

I once tried to put an entire can of Pringles in my mouth all at once. I could only get about 3/4 in and it took me like a half an hour to chew that shit up 😂


amadeus2490

It'd be easier if you only did the chips; The can isn't meant to be digested.


JMCarr03

Freakin' gummies, man...


prettyone_85

Dried Mangoes... I just can't stop


Mirraco323

Ice cream. I just can’t not eat the whole pint in a day. Sometimes I’ll eat half and put it back in the freezer, but sure enough I’ll go back in a couple hours and finish it off.


Geddysbass

Kettle corn. It can be an 8oz bag or 2 pound barrel, but its gone in one sitting.


SingularBread

Christmas tree cakes. Luckily they only come out once per year and I limit myself to one box. Yes I know they are basically just zebra cakes but I love the chocolate ones fuck you the vanilla ones are different too


solarsparkles

Costco croissants. Cannot. Will not. Have them in my home.


langdon_alger52

Oh boy...I went to Costco the other day. As I sat in my car, I told myself fiercely that I will only buy the one item I was going in for. I went in, cartless, foolishly thinking this would stop me from buying things I didnt need. It was going well until I subconsciously made my way to the bakery. There I saw an employee stacking containers of fresh croissants. I crept up to the table, nearing the side, looking back and forth expecting someone to scold me. I saw a fresh container with today's packaging date, I could swear they were still warm. I grabbed it. I went for my initial item, carelessly picking up a wheel of brie and a box dark chocolates - looking ridiculous I might add because I had no cart. I could almost hear the snickers of the Costco employees. Anyway, I paid for my goods and left. I grabbed a croissant as I packed everything in the trunk. Why not, I thought. Let me tell you, this croissant was THE most buttery, flakey, soft inside yet slightly crispy outside croissant I had ever had (from Costco anyway). It's like all my problems disappeared for about 10 seconds. Absolutely nothing could have destroyed that moment. If the devil himself appeared and offered me a better croissant I wouldn't have believed him. It was that good...and you better believe I pulled to the side of the road and got another one outta my trunk.


onlyahippowilldo

Entenmann's chocolate chip cookies


mikee8989

Chocolate covered pretzels or beef jerky. The only thing keeping me from buying and eating these in one sitting is their price.


Czilla9000

Eggnog. Don't judge me.


idratherchangemyold1

They need to have pumpkin spice egg nog year round! I look forward to drinking that stuff every year when the season comes up for it and I just about chug the whole carton down at once.


Czilla9000

I'd be happy if my grocer just carried ANY eggnog all year round.


MonkeyDDeclan

Chips ahoy cookies


DoubleDeckerz

Jaffa Cakes.


My41stThrowaway

Lightly salted Lay's potato chips. With the regular ones, I reach my salt limit at around half the bag.


natsak491

Ritz bits cheese crackers box. I will 9/10 times destroy that box


kekkret

Reeses buttercups, those things are absolutely divine bro


antipancakes

Takis I'll eat those dang things until my tongue is sore and then some more.


kkirv

Little debbie swiss cake rolls. But I hear they've gotten drier since high school.


Wannagetsober

They’ve probably expired since you were in high school.


methratt

80 proof Rum...I'm like a chocoholic, but for booze!


transmutagenic

Wish there was a term for this! 😂🙃


VisualCelery

Those white cheddar Cheetos puffs. They're so addictive, I have absolutely no self control and I will eat an entire bag, or almost an entire bag, in one sitting if I'm not careful. Fuck, now I want some so fucking badly.


NixyeNox

Chocolate covered pretzels. They are sweet and chocolate and salty and crunchy, basically everything I love in a snack all together.


Impossible-Bus-4819

Peanuts


ShinSkins

Takis. Especially the Nitro Takis