Pro frisbee player playing with himself on the beach
By - candiedrhubarb
Disappointed by a promising caption
Super let down
Agreed. Not what I was expecting at all 0/10
I came for the disappointment anyway
Says the dude behind his monitor and keyboard looking at someone doing something amazing that the dude will never even approach
Edit : android typos
In front of everyone?!
It’s all in the flick of the wrist.
Those things do not obey the laws of physics at all!
I didn't have my glasses on and I didn't see the white frisbee first
He looks like he’s playing with frisbees not himself
In English, "playing with himself" means masturbating.
Thank you for the insight, SpareTesticle.
r/username heck south
Good thing he plays with discs, not dicks.
The video didn't load yet when I read the title, I was like why would this post be here? Then the video loaded.
Frisbees can be thrown in such a way that they return to you?
The wind helps. Beach ultimate tournaments can be very challenging (but a lot of fun)
if you throw it at a higher angle it’ll return to you + the wind from the beach
A good responsive frisbee, and strong enough winds. I used to do this as a teen when no one was available to play.
My goal was to throw it over the street light pole and have it return underneath.
Was hoping he was gonna be jerking off 😥
I’m assuming the meant Ultimate Frisbee or maybe Disc Golf?
Depends on what you call good. The GOOD ultimate ones get around 50k, so like it’s stable income but most of them also work full time jobs. The average player makes far less and it’s more like getting an extra few bucks to be really good at your hobby. I believe there’s a team where one of the owners employs all of his players with a 9-5 job in addition to paying them to play (in Texas?)
Source: play lots of ultimate these people (no I’m not any good lol)
Pay for ultimate is pretty low. All the players also have day jobs. Disc golf players don't make a whole lot from winning tournaments, but the top pros sign sponsorship deals with disc manufacturers that can be really lucrative. Paul Mcbeth bought a McLaren after signing with discraft recently.
I don’t know about ultimate, but the best disc golfers travel the country living in a van and sometimes get to have their name put on things (discs, clothing, etc)
Actually the best disc golfers sign $10 million dollar sponsorship deals.
Oh right because any other sport is more useful
His House Hunters budget is $1.2 million. 🙄
That was never truly enjoyable for me and I was pretty good. 10 minutes I’d be bored and moving on to something fun.
That’s how I play with myself.
You can put nsfw tag on this post. Lol
Hmm that's not how I play with myself on the beach
Not the first time I've googled this
Such a dodgy headline
You should rename the title to "guy playing with himself on beach" and make it NSFW
This title is pretty ambiguous.
Pro frisbee player...that's a thing?
Look up Brodie Smith. He is a beast
Yeah but when I play with myself on the beach people call the cops
Yup the game is called Ultimate Frisbee and it's a national level X Sports in US.
My fiance plays disc impressively and he used to spend hours on the beach playing disc alone. Cuz as you can see if done correctly the wind off the ocean will play disc with you
Jugglers be like...
Hey I can totally do that. Walking on sand aint that hard.
Are we still doing phrasing?
If he doesn’t stop that, he could go blind.
okay but if I play with myself on the beach I’m a “sexual predator”
How come whenever I play with myself on the beach I get kicked out?
apparently mary & max got it wrong. they do come back.
I thought that bird at the end was a 4th frisbee for a second.
Pro? Frisbee? Player?
Must be nice to be able to play with yourself in public......
Lekker bezig pik
Very poor choice of words
When I was a teenager I used to exercise by running around the yard and boomeranging Frisbees. I wasn't as good as this guy, but I got pretty good at it. My neighbors thought I was crazy at first, but after a while I noticed that they were watching me for longer amounts of time, and now and then one would toss me a compliment.
#This is Brodie Smith.
You can find him on YouTube especially his old videos, crazy trickshots and stuffs. He doesn't play professionally anymore.
The acltopn projects a very different image
Guys are good at playing with them selves
They have pro frisbee players?
I beg your pardon!?
Hol up....ah no....dirty brain.
Playing with yourself is the best thing you can do.
Why is it not NSFW...... Oh wait you meant playing with frisbees and not "him self" huh.....
I would've paid good money to see that 😔
“Playing with himself” =/= “playing by himself”
What do pro frisbee thrower’s make these days?
Pshh. And when I play with myself on the beach all I get is a registered sex offense
There's such a thing as a pro frisbee player?
You’ll go blind playing with yourself like that
Jeez, mark this NSFW
I thought I’d see more disk
Bro NSFW this.
Misleading caption but on the bright side we still got some wrist action.
Thats awesome i want to try that
Mind rephrasing that?
From the beach there was a scream "I got sand in the Vaseline!"
Wow that's something else!
Did this when I was as like 7.