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Pro frisbee player playing with himself on the beach

Pro frisbee player playing with himself on the beach

candiedrhubarb

NSFW


spoodlydoodle

Disappointed by a promising caption


Nic4379

Super let down


theotherquantumjim

Agreed. Not what I was expecting at all 0/10


Impossible_Spirit693

😂


Satama18

I came for the disappointment anyway


TheGrapeOfSpades

Oh my


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Says the dude behind his monitor and keyboard looking at someone doing something amazing that the dude will never even approach Edit : android typos


elmontyenBCN

r/whooosh


LSR_7

In front of everyone?!


rushingoddess

It’s all in the flick of the wrist.


GeneralJuanobi

Captain America?


redeyedood

Those things do not obey the laws of physics at all!


Adventurous-Trust-29

I didn't have my glasses on and I didn't see the white frisbee first


dingoeoz

He looks like he’s playing with frisbees not himself


SpareTesticle

In English, "playing with himself" means masturbating.


ttg-

Thank you for the insight, SpareTesticle.


AstagaBilangCampin

Oh-la-laa


DinoMaster11221

r/username heck south


_Devoted_

Good thing he plays with discs, not dicks.


Drunkster64

The video didn't load yet when I read the title, I was like why would this post be here? Then the video loaded.


throwaway_0x90

Frisbees can be thrown in such a way that they return to you?


candiedrhubarb

The wind helps. Beach ultimate tournaments can be very challenging (but a lot of fun)


sociopath-chan

if you throw it at a higher angle it’ll return to you + the wind from the beach


SpankyRoberts18

A good responsive frisbee, and strong enough winds. I used to do this as a teen when no one was available to play. My goal was to throw it over the street light pole and have it return underneath.


S0dichlori

Was hoping he was gonna be jerking off 😥


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Low_Importance_9503

I’m assuming the meant Ultimate Frisbee or maybe Disc Golf?


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Mots2

Depends on what you call good. The GOOD ultimate ones get around 50k, so like it’s stable income but most of them also work full time jobs. The average player makes far less and it’s more like getting an extra few bucks to be really good at your hobby. I believe there’s a team where one of the owners employs all of his players with a 9-5 job in addition to paying them to play (in Texas?) Source: play lots of ultimate these people (no I’m not any good lol)


bokonanon

Pay for ultimate is pretty low. All the players also have day jobs. Disc golf players don't make a whole lot from winning tournaments, but the top pros sign sponsorship deals with disc manufacturers that can be really lucrative. Paul Mcbeth bought a McLaren after signing with discraft recently.


Low_Importance_9503

I don’t know about ultimate, but the best disc golfers travel the country living in a van and sometimes get to have their name put on things (discs, clothing, etc)


11_guy

Actually the best disc golfers sign $10 million dollar sponsorship deals. https://www.theringer.com/features/2021/6/21/22542839/disc-golf-niche-sports-million-dollar-endorsement-deals


Grand_Big_Mac

Oh right because any other sport is more useful


Aggravating-Tart-468

His House Hunters budget is $1.2 million. 🙄


4w0k3

That was never truly enjoyable for me and I was pretty good. 10 minutes I’d be bored and moving on to something fun.


zer0mike

That’s how I play with myself.


FlexedPhil

You can put nsfw tag on this post. Lol


bearpest

Hmm that's not how I play with myself on the beach


soslightlysalty

Not the first time I've googled this


taffey27

Phrasing!


Jealous_Tangerine_93

Such a dodgy headline


Kvetanista

You should rename the title to "guy playing with himself on beach" and make it NSFW


Apophis_090

This title is pretty ambiguous.


Prestigious_Active79

Pro frisbee player...that's a thing?


psycoptipath52

Look up Brodie Smith. He is a beast


SomeRandomGuyHere1

Yeah but when I play with myself on the beach people call the cops


Dvorozhetskii

Yup the game is called Ultimate Frisbee and it's a national level X Sports in US.


genevawesomeart

My fiance plays disc impressively and he used to spend hours on the beach playing disc alone. Cuz as you can see if done correctly the wind off the ocean will play disc with you


Keevan

Jugglers be like...


Zodiark05

Hey I can totally do that. Walking on sand aint that hard.


ydhtfpots

Are we still doing phrasing?


SupremeUniverse

If he doesn’t stop that, he could go blind.


56zuds

okay but if I play with myself on the beach I’m a “sexual predator”


relloyellow

How come whenever I play with myself on the beach I get kicked out?


GetDownAndBoogieNow

apparently mary & max got it wrong. they do come back.


idcognegroe

Phrasing


DehydratedManatee

I thought that bird at the end was a 4th frisbee for a second.


Sir_SpanksALot-

Pro? Frisbee? Player?


Dvorozhetskii

Yup the game is called Ultimate Frisbee and it's a national level X Sports in US.


Tiny_Investigator848

Must be nice to be able to play with yourself in public......


scaptal

Lekker bezig pik


ceelodan

Very poor choice of words


The_Original_Gronkie

When I was a teenager I used to exercise by running around the yard and boomeranging Frisbees. I wasn't as good as this guy, but I got pretty good at it. My neighbors thought I was crazy at first, but after a while I noticed that they were watching me for longer amounts of time, and now and then one would toss me a compliment.


Dvorozhetskii

#This is Brodie Smith. You can find him on YouTube especially his old videos, crazy trickshots and stuffs. He doesn't play professionally anymore.


psycoptipath52

Brodie?


Le_cursed_homosexual

The acltopn projects a very different image


ByteTraveler

Guys are good at playing with them selves


pattenlakedeercamp

They have pro frisbee players?


CrocodileJock

I beg your pardon!?


Zertnoygarstka

Hol up....ah no....dirty brain.


Badboy_5214

Playing with yourself is the best thing you can do.


RefleX653

That title


Sick___Boi

r/fiftyfifty


Phantom1806

Why is it not NSFW...... Oh wait you meant playing with frisbees and not "him self" huh.....


cafechick75

I would've paid good money to see that 😔


0x474946383961

“Playing with himself” =/= “playing by himself”


metalbill64

What do pro frisbee thrower’s make these days?


slobbyrobb

Pshh. And when I play with myself on the beach all I get is a registered sex offense


TheWhiteBlacksmith

There's such a thing as a pro frisbee player?


Tess_93

You’ll go blind playing with yourself like that


watrudoingstepmom

Jeez, mark this NSFW


garlicnoodle18

I thought I’d see more disk


amun1326

Bro NSFW this.


ChineseNoodleBoy

Misleading caption but on the bright side we still got some wrist action.


supersonic112233

That inappropriate Thats awesome i want to try that


GoldKat1234

Mind rephrasing that?


Mikeydeeluxe

From the beach there was a scream "I got sand in the Vaseline!"


-SierraModeling-

Wow that's something else!


FacelessFellow

Not amazed. Did this when I was as like 7.