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ChemicalCalligraphy

Would this be pred/prey?


Android19samus

Looks more like pred/pred to me. A contentious relationship, but still likely to last longer.


ChemicalCalligraphy

That last comment is both horrifying and entirely correct.


Raptorofwar

Enemies to lovers.


OkPerspective4077

kissmesissitude


str8aura

they love each other but theyre also constantly pulling off absurd plots to try and eat the other wile e coyote style


LuxNocte

"I drew you a warm bath, dear. Please pay no attention to the carrots and leeks. They're...a new bath bomb I thought you'd like."


Katieushka

Thats my pronouns. Prey/pred.


str8aura

oh, so a switch


ChemicalCalligraphy

That's pretty metal tbh


Artex301

"Fuckboy mongoose" reads like a prompt from an improv show.


1_1sundial

amongoose


NekoInkling

sushhsushshdyydhdbiosldp


Tokiseong

sushi baka


Chrysalliss

Sussy fungus


Desdrolando

And I have hands


Leipurinen

God I need me some weird friends like that.


ExpertAccident

God I need me some ~~weird~~ friends ~~like that.~~


Leipurinen

lmao, yeah I’d even settle for that


Hashashin455

I loled at the end


onichama

*Image Transcription: Tumblr Post* --- **apocahipster** me and my friend jessie are physically incapable of having a normal fucking conversation so things happen where we accidently end up rping a dude bro trying to hit on me, an ordinary woman who is not a snake [*Screenshot of Text Messages*] >>**[*Grey:*]** Wyd? Lol > >**[*Pink:*]** waiting for my heat lamp to turn on > >**[*Pink:*]** takes a while to warm up > >>**[*Grey:*]** Oh haha why? > >**[*Pink:*]** so my blood can be warm > >>**[*Grey:*]** Ha ha that's wild > >**[*Pink:*]** hey. unrelated > >**[*Pink:*]** what's blinking like > >**[*Pink:*]** how many meters long are you > >>**[*Grey:*]** Ummmm haha > >>**[*Grey:*]** Getting right to it are we hahahha > >**[*Pink:*]** tall i mean > >>**[*Grey:*]** Ohhhhhh > >>**[*Grey:*]** Lol > >**[*Pink:*]** just curious > >**[*Pink:*]** no reason > >>**[*Grey:*]** I only know in feet lol but I'm 6'1 > >**[*Pink:*]** hmm interesting > >**[*Pink:*]** have you ever had any mild to extreme toxins in your blood? any idea how you'd react? > >**[*Pink:*]** how quickly your organs would shut down > >>**[*Grey:*]** Haha you mean like drugs > >**[*Pink:*]** hahaha just curious > >**[*Pink:*]** we should hand out some time > >>**[*Grey:*]** Thanks haha > >**[*Pink:*]** you can get me lunch > >>**[*Grey:*]** Yeah we totally should 😅 > >>**[*Grey:*]** Yeah of course a gentleman always pays > >>**[*Grey:*]** Hey I have a question before we meet up if that's cool > >**[*Pink:*]** i'm very smooth actually > >**[*Pink:*]** yesss > >>**[*Grey:*]** Are you fine with dating boys who are > >>**[*Grey:*]** You know > >>**[*Grey:*]** A mongoose, the natural predator of snakes [*End of Screenshot*] --- ^^I'm a human volunteer content transcriber for Reddit and you could be too! [If you'd like more information on what we do and why we do it, click here!](https://www.reddit.com/r/TranscribersOfReddit/wiki/index)


TheFullestCircle

6'1 mongoose is a horrifying image


PeterSuoh

I did something similar to this with one friend, but in the most awful way. We would rp as the most toxic straight couple imaginable, and just sling the stupidest insults imaginable at each other. We actually felt kinda bad about it, so we decided that eventually my character (Stacy) hooked up with his character(Brad)'s sister, just trying to get back at him for chetaing on her for the billionth time, but the sister actually treated her right, and they broke up so Stacy could date the sister who's name I've now forgotten. Iirc, the last thing that happened was them getting married and having a baby on the way.


Rectal_Lactaids

love wins


Bobebobbob

Ghost in the form Of a mongoose


Villiamsburg

and i have hands and i have feet


magicswirls

does anyone have a link to the post?


Arkansas_confucius

I’m pretty sure mongooses (mongeese?) are only immune to cobra venom, just saying.