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He invented a scoring machine for gorilla table tennis. It features a bell that goes off every time a point is scored, and is called the King Kong Ping Pong Ding Dong.
Btw that animated movie was a CIA propaganda during Cold War. Also, the actual novel of George Orwell ' Animal Farm ' was pro-Trotsky and Lenin on which the movie was claimed to be based.
Even CIA's own declassified documents of USSR era actually praised Stalin and USSR👇
https://www.cia.gov/readingroom/docs/CIA-RDP80-00810A006000360009-0.pdf
This has been previously discussed on reddit as well 👉https://www.reddit.com/r/socialism/comments/o56dv8/declassified_cia_documents_show_that_it_knew/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=mweb3x
the line appears in the fuckin book
edit: reading that reddit thread you linked to— DUDE HAHAHA stalin killed my fucking best friend's grandparents go seethe and cope
Professeur Tournesol (literally Professor Sunflower), localized as Professor Calculus, was a character in the hit 1950s Bosnian television series James Bond. He served as comic relief quirky inventor, with such inventions as a foldable bed, a shark-shaped one man submarine, and seizing the means of production. He is often referred to by the nickname "Trotsky", a nod to his love of horseback riding.
First USS Enterprise captain to grow a goatee. Lenin became commander of
The infamous ship after Captain Picard and Captain Riker….some say he was a perfect blend of the two.
Vladimir Leni, founder of the world's first Mcdonald's. Brought peace to the world which led to the popular saying, 'No two countries with a McDonald's have ever gone to war with each other'.
He was part of a secret society that included Rasputin, Mata Hari, the dude who shot Franz Ferdinand, and some angry Scotsman who planned WWI. And he was buddies with Hitler.
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Brought his secret blend of 11 herbs and spices to the people
He accidently created NATO
Technically, that could be considered a correct answer.
He purpesly created NATO
It says wrong answers only broski
He invented a scoring machine for gorilla table tennis. It features a bell that goes off every time a point is scored, and is called the King Kong Ping Pong Ding Dong.
John Lennon
"LeNIN not LeNNON"
Is this an OverSimplified reference?
Indeed it is
Nice
Mahatma Lenin 🙏 an revolutionary leader that practiced Nonviolence & fought for freedom of Indians 🇮🇳
This one of my faves 🤣
my favorite one
He invented skittles! 🌈
Taste the rainbow.
Taste the communist rainbow.
Literally just red skittles!
r/brandnewsentence
😁
Stealing your girl
Nah, that was Trotsky 🤣
Nah did you see a picture of young Lenin?
Was a magican. He let the nobles disappear
And everyone else who didn't like him.
He was a good barista that successfully used radium to heal his bullet wound
That's Donald Driver. He played for the Green Bay Packers
Mr. Packer
Establishing a peaceful, people loving paradise where everyone was equal.
Everyone is equal. …equally cold, overworked and starving.
Except for our dear leaders
All animals are equal but some animals are more equal than others.
Btw that animated movie was a CIA propaganda during Cold War. Also, the actual novel of George Orwell ' Animal Farm ' was pro-Trotsky and Lenin on which the movie was claimed to be based. Even CIA's own declassified documents of USSR era actually praised Stalin and USSR👇 https://www.cia.gov/readingroom/docs/CIA-RDP80-00810A006000360009-0.pdf This has been previously discussed on reddit as well 👉https://www.reddit.com/r/socialism/comments/o56dv8/declassified_cia_documents_show_that_it_knew/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=mweb3x
the line appears in the fuckin book edit: reading that reddit thread you linked to— DUDE HAHAHA stalin killed my fucking best friend's grandparents go seethe and cope
Founder of Ukraine.
This is technically correct answer
Wrote “Stairway To Heaven”
No Stairway? Denied!
The show breaking Breaking Bad
A rare photo of Luigi Guscio di Tartaruga, the Italian plumbing magnate who was the basis of Luigi in the Mario Bros games.
He was in some band back in the 60s. Can’t quite remember which one though.
The Monkees
Professeur Tournesol (literally Professor Sunflower), localized as Professor Calculus, was a character in the hit 1950s Bosnian television series James Bond. He served as comic relief quirky inventor, with such inventions as a foldable bed, a shark-shaped one man submarine, and seizing the means of production. He is often referred to by the nickname "Trotsky", a nod to his love of horseback riding.
The first president of the United States of America
The political position, or the 1990s alternative rock band?
to put it simply; 4/30/1789
Revolutionizing accounting
Achieving communist utopia like Karl Marx intended it
Increasing farm output
Inventing the smart refrigerator.
Inventing the Instant Noodle.
User name checks out.
He was a singer wasn't he?
Being John Malkovich
Absolutely not being an authoritarian dictator
Definitely not destroying a country and creating the conditions for a Georgian criminal to rule
A really good diet program creator for farmer people and personal business manager
Wrong answers only!
Confusing Donny. I am the Walrus
He’s famous for inventing anal beads
The guy who Sung and wrote Imagine
He really loves the color red
The first man to remove anal beads like he was starting a chainsaw
Union busting
Invented Math
Ah yes, the father of psychology.
Inventor of the game Monopoly
Inventor of free health care
Feeding his people.
He's famous for implementing a successful economic system
He made Russia a better place.
*Worse
Actually establishing communism
Being peaceful
Good things
for being a creator of a shit ideology that sucks and should be eliminated oh you said wrong
Joe Biden Sr.
Making communism, a system that works and treats people equally, and it totally didn't kill a few 100 millions of people
Lead singer of ACDC
Big chungus for sure
First USS Enterprise captain to grow a goatee. Lenin became commander of The infamous ship after Captain Picard and Captain Riker….some say he was a perfect blend of the two.
He renamed prunes. They are now dried plums.
Being a cooperative part of an exiled Party
Creating a communist country
His beard
Fascism.
The first man to remove anal beads like he was starting a chainsaw
Kaiser Lenhelm I. great person who purged all trotskyts in china
John Lennon one of the Beatles and had a wacky wife
Pringles
a person that created an amazing country
Created The Simpsons
He fucked me when I was 11
He was a very famous fantasy writer
Israel first president (he look kinda like Israel actually first president)
Bald head
He invented baguette
Hes a great leader famous for sending lots of communists to jails or work camps.
He could preach the Bible like a preacher, full of ecstasy and fire.
He was an artist who loved the color red. ALOT.
His upstart line of men’s disposable shaving razor blades, Bold Shvick, overtook and outsold the previous market leader, Men’s Shvick.
Vladimir Leni, founder of the world's first Mcdonald's. Brought peace to the world which led to the popular saying, 'No two countries with a McDonald's have ever gone to war with each other'.
John D Rockefeller. One of the richest businessmen of all time.
He's John Lennon, a former singer-songwriter who was assassinated at around 40 years old.
Fun fact:This happened to Lennon and Lenin
Handsome? ( lol its just the joke but i though its was fonded be Karl Mark)
He invented balding.
Sharing
My grandpa
He is famous for liberating his people, of course.
Winner of best hairstyle in Moscow's beauty contest circa 1917.
He did the Russians revolution
He invented capitalism
Voted World’s Sexiest Man in 1922,23, and 24. All three years were uncontested.
Obviously first man on the moon
Founder of capitalism and American superpower
Elon musk
He was a big supporter of capitalism democracy and human rights
Monopolized the railway industry.
For a long train ride with a messy ending!
Starring in Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade
cause he turned himself into a pickle
I am the Walrus *shut the [email protected] up, Donny!*
Speaking english with a Irish accent
because he proves that cereal is a soup
Being A Part OF The Beatles.
making kfc
Being played by Patrick Stewart in a movie about him.
He wrote the Communist Manifesto.
Creating Nabisco
A man who is.. stalin for time
From baldness?
He invented winni the pou
He was the Czar of Russia and continued ww1 till 1918
capatalism
He led the glorious nation of United Free market capitalist Republics
KFC chiken
He invented tacos and cooked food
Created something wrong
Making Russia a worse place than what it was before
He lost one eye trying to conquer the city of Fiume and was a famous poet
Wasn’t he an african rebel leader ?
Being my ethics professor
for inventing cringe
Cool cat
Front cover of Elle Magazine =)
He was part of a secret society that included Rasputin, Mata Hari, the dude who shot Franz Ferdinand, and some angry Scotsman who planned WWI. And he was buddies with Hitler.
Founding Kentucky Fried Chicken.
Famous orator
Beatles
Anti-hair loss commercial model
The Guy Who Ended Slavery
The second best hotel manager in siberian history
Psychic warfare and mind control.
Inventing the Goulash
The First Trap
Putin’s Dad
A man capable of choosing a good secretary/ successor
Being alive
For being my language teacher
Microwave Popcorn
Being a Russian who spoke English with an Irish accent
Being a black black rights activist. Lehano wasn't it?
The IUD birth control device.
He's the only bald man in all of Russia.
We build for Yuri
His head
This type of post should be banned. I really hate these wrong only posts
He's a mushroom. Wait, no... He's executor of russians... Fck, that's also true. He's a proletarian.
Scored 4 touchdowns in a single game, Polk High School, 1966
He's the founder of Time Magazine
Father of Johnny sins😂
The hit game among us
Macho Man Randy Savage, the later years.
This is the dude in the Barney costume
He is my Uncle from Rashaaa
He's destroy Russia :)))
Handsome
Being the real main villain of *Anastasia*.
he was famous for creating the biggest omlete and sharing it with his friend leon trostky famous for creating the biggest bowl of rice
Slovak Cheech and Chong.
having eyes
the starvation of millions of prople
He was a supporting actor in the big Lebowski but all his scenes were cut out in the final edit
rulemir tenin
He invented the game Hungry, Hungry Hippos.
For being a sane, good man that wasn’t responsible for the deaths of millions.
Donald Trumps gynaecologist “You’re definitely a cunt, Don” Sorry...couldn’t think of a wrong answer
Vintage BDSM Pornography