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donewityoshit759

Brought his secret blend of 11 herbs and spices to the people


Obermarschall22

He accidently created NATO


Infinity3101

Technically, that could be considered a correct answer.


Obermarschall22

He purpesly created NATO


Madaraslaps

It says wrong answers only broski


Saffer13

He invented a scoring machine for gorilla table tennis. It features a bell that goes off every time a point is scored, and is called the King Kong Ping Pong Ding Dong.


comrade_dutch

John Lennon


Dependent_Treat9104

"LeNIN not LeNNON"


DStarG

Is this an OverSimplified reference?


Dependent_Treat9104

Indeed it is


DStarG

Nice


multi__sports

Mahatma Lenin 🙏 an revolutionary leader that practiced Nonviolence & fought for freedom of Indians 🇮🇳


Pop-Bubble

This one of my faves 🤣


venommonke

my favorite one


Ramona_C_420

He invented skittles! 🌈


chrisagiddings

Taste the rainbow.


_Hellhammer_

Taste the communist rainbow.


paintmypixel

Literally just red skittles!


UnableAd4323

r/brandnewsentence


Ramona_C_420

😁


Feleax

Stealing your girl


GraveYardFlowers13

Nah, that was Trotsky 🤣


Feleax

Nah did you see a picture of young Lenin?


Skipperwer

Was a magican. He let the nobles disappear


Dumdawg69

And everyone else who didn't like him.


Sodinc

He was a good barista that successfully used radium to heal his bullet wound


granola_king006

That's Donald Driver. He played for the Green Bay Packers


406_Smuuth_brane

Mr. Packer


Shadoukoa

Establishing a peaceful, people loving paradise where everyone was equal.


Sunsent_Samsparilla

Everyone is equal. …equally cold, overworked and starving.


Shadoukoa

Except for our dear leaders


Whitenesivo

All animals are equal but some animals are more equal than others.


AshTriton

Btw that animated movie was a CIA propaganda during Cold War. Also, the actual novel of George Orwell ' Animal Farm ' was pro-Trotsky and Lenin on which the movie was claimed to be based. Even CIA's own declassified documents of USSR era actually praised Stalin and USSR👇 https://www.cia.gov/readingroom/docs/CIA-RDP80-00810A006000360009-0.pdf This has been previously discussed on reddit as well 👉https://www.reddit.com/r/socialism/comments/o56dv8/declassified_cia_documents_show_that_it_knew/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=mweb3x


Whitenesivo

the line appears in the fuckin book edit: reading that reddit thread you linked to— DUDE HAHAHA stalin killed my fucking best friend's grandparents go seethe and cope


zoolp

Founder of Ukraine.


grannysbuds37

This is technically correct answer


GraveYardFlowers13

Wrote “Stairway To Heaven”


TapTheForwardAssist

No Stairway? Denied!


Able-Edge9018

The show breaking Breaking Bad


lach888

A rare photo of Luigi Guscio di Tartaruga, the Italian plumbing magnate who was the basis of Luigi in the Mario Bros games.


Xelent43

He was in some band back in the 60s. Can’t quite remember which one though.


TapTheForwardAssist

The Monkees


Ender_Skywalker

Professeur Tournesol (literally Professor Sunflower), localized as Professor Calculus, was a character in the hit 1950s Bosnian television series James Bond. He served as comic relief quirky inventor, with such inventions as a foldable bed, a shark-shaped one man submarine, and seizing the means of production. He is often referred to by the nickname "Trotsky", a nod to his love of horseback riding.


ArkOfTheCosmos

The first president of the United States of America


TapTheForwardAssist

The political position, or the 1990s alternative rock band?


ArkOfTheCosmos

to put it simply; 4/30/1789


Azul_Moon

Revolutionizing accounting


amunre1236

Achieving communist utopia like Karl Marx intended it


squarebearings

Increasing farm output


chrisagiddings

Inventing the smart refrigerator.


Carlos_the_gunner

Inventing the Instant Noodle.


King-Rael1

User name checks out.


trinalgalaxy

He was a singer wasn't he?


ErogenousBosch

Being John Malkovich


Deadeyebirb

Absolutely not being an authoritarian dictator


TragicTester034

Definitely not destroying a country and creating the conditions for a Georgian criminal to rule


Limp_Spell102

A really good diet program creator for farmer people and personal business manager


Dumdawg69

Wrong answers only!


406_Smuuth_brane

Confusing Donny. I am the Walrus


Kenshin_Urameshii

He’s famous for inventing anal beads


Mac_edthur

The guy who Sung and wrote Imagine


koolaidman63

He really loves the color red


milly240

The first man to remove anal beads like he was starting a chainsaw


SaltEfan

Union busting


exactly_loler

Invented Math


Karlobo

Ah yes, the father of psychology.


the_shnizzinit

Inventor of the game Monopoly


Educational-Tea7344

Inventor of free health care


Many_Leadership5982

Feeding his people.


TheOneWhoWil

He's famous for implementing a successful economic system


hessian_prince

He made Russia a better place.


TragicTester034

*Worse


asteroidbook345

Actually establishing communism


secret_sissy_boy

Being peaceful


Dynamic_Elk

Good things


monke-balls

for being a creator of a shit ideology that sucks and should be eliminated oh you said wrong


TheRealPapaWink

Joe Biden Sr.


Chad_gamer69

Making communism, a system that works and treats people equally, and it totally didn't kill a few 100 millions of people


Responsible-Hurry701

Lead singer of ACDC


nora002

Big chungus for sure


realdeal86

First USS Enterprise captain to grow a goatee. Lenin became commander of The infamous ship after Captain Picard and Captain Riker….some say he was a perfect blend of the two.


Mypettyface

He renamed prunes. They are now dried plums.


Wixi420

Being a cooperative part of an exiled Party


UnableAd4323

Creating a communist country


Clondike96

His beard


MaxVerstappening

Fascism.


milly240

The first man to remove anal beads like he was starting a chainsaw


kivanc_playerunkown

Kaiser Lenhelm I. great person who purged all trotskyts in china


Trzeszut27

John Lennon one of the Beatles and had a wacky wife


sarcasticjackass201

Pringles


Fishermantimmy

a person that created an amazing country


herateleia

Created The Simpsons


Yoshimitsu_u

He fucked me when I was 11


zupa1234

He was a very famous fantasy writer


Chimera-98

Israel first president (he look kinda like Israel actually first president)


callmedale

Bald head


MeshelfPythagoras

He invented baguette


Yomommasaurus

Hes a great leader famous for sending lots of communists to jails or work camps.


King-Rael1

He could preach the Bible like a preacher, full of ecstasy and fire.


Chibi_Dawn67

He was an artist who loved the color red. ALOT.


TapTheForwardAssist

His upstart line of men’s disposable shaving razor blades, Bold Shvick, overtook and outsold the previous market leader, Men’s Shvick.


___Jesus__Christ___

Vladimir Leni, founder of the world's first Mcdonald's. Brought peace to the world which led to the popular saying, 'No two countries with a McDonald's have ever gone to war with each other'.


haddertuk

John D Rockefeller. One of the richest businessmen of all time.


Dumdawg69

He's John Lennon, a former singer-songwriter who was assassinated at around 40 years old.


Dumdawg69

Fun fact:This happened to Lennon and Lenin


ToibiJester

Handsome? ( lol its just the joke but i though its was fonded be Karl Mark)


Tareeff

He invented balding.


vietcong69l

Sharing


Skinnybuddha98

My grandpa


Quasi-Normal

He is famous for liberating his people, of course.


Metallurgist1

Winner of best hairstyle in Moscow's beauty contest circa 1917.


SPAZIOVUOTO7

He did the Russians revolution


PLEASEDONTBANMEOK

He invented capitalism


00bearclawzz

Voted World’s Sexiest Man in 1922,23, and 24. All three years were uncontested.


jozemano

Obviously first man on the moon


DStarG

Founder of capitalism and American superpower


jozemano

Elon musk


jozemano

He was a big supporter of capitalism democracy and human rights


TotalSynopsis

Monopolized the railway industry.


Dunning_Krueger_101

For a long train ride with a messy ending!


OkNotice7995

Starring in Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade


YesilApple

cause he turned himself into a pickle


portaccio_the_bard

I am the Walrus *shut the [email protected] up, Donny!*


Content_Basil4324

Speaking english with a Irish accent


The_SpaceNerd

because he proves that cereal is a soup


Flawsy6Fanadic

Being A Part OF The Beatles.


EthanQuak

making kfc


NinjaRodent

Being played by Patrick Stewart in a movie about him.


chaos_jj_3

He wrote the Communist Manifesto.


Coconut_life92

Creating Nabisco


Baguetteboi67

A man who is.. stalin for time


Ill-Ad-1593

From baldness?


Party-Mongoose-2152

He invented winni the pou


idkwhatgoodusername

He was the Czar of Russia and continued ww1 till 1918


venommonke

capatalism


hellfire_690

He led the glorious nation of United Free market capitalist Republics


sirMEGHNAD

KFC chiken


personthing7

He invented tacos and cooked food


Plastic_Bus2662

Created something wrong


MisterOnsepatro

Making Russia a worse place than what it was before


Drwer_On_Reddit

He lost one eye trying to conquer the city of Fiume and was a famous poet


MikyzzZ

Wasn’t he an african rebel leader ?


freekun

Being my ethics professor


SirCreamzalot

for inventing cringe


historylad1

Cool cat


readableguy8168

Front cover of Elle Magazine =)


OinkoMaloinko

He was part of a secret society that included Rasputin, Mata Hari, the dude who shot Franz Ferdinand, and some angry Scotsman who planned WWI. And he was buddies with Hitler.


[deleted]

Founding Kentucky Fried Chicken.


birdish-dicklet

Famous orator


[deleted]

Beatles


WearyManufacturer860

Anti-hair loss commercial model


Empty_Repeat_6295

The Guy Who Ended Slavery


TheFriendlyGuardsmen

The second best hotel manager in siberian history


DocZ-1701

Psychic warfare and mind control.


Peas4Thieves

Inventing the Goulash


Severe_Pair9300

The First Trap


Waste-Ad8890

Putin’s Dad


JoshLP1997

A man capable of choosing a good secretary/ successor


mr_shlomp

Being alive


RubencioGd

For being my language teacher


soquid_membrane

Microwave Popcorn


Minimum_Criticism679

Being a Russian who spoke English with an Irish accent


big_boi_aang

Being a black black rights activist. Lehano wasn't it?


Newphone_New_Account

The IUD birth control device.


A_Classic_Guardsman

He's the only bald man in all of Russia.


ZobYek

We build for Yuri


Affectionate-Class41

His head


SangEtVin

This type of post should be banned. I really hate these wrong only posts


Solvunud

He's a mushroom. Wait, no... He's executor of russians... Fck, that's also true. He's a proletarian.


Dramatic-Scratch5410

Scored 4 touchdowns in a single game, Polk High School, 1966


I_Hate_Geese420

He's the founder of Time Magazine


ProfessionCharming94

Father of Johnny sins😂


redbeyzaum21

The hit game among us


Alubalu22

Macho Man Randy Savage, the later years.


Prestigious-Plum-139

This is the dude in the Barney costume


ResponsibleTop_

He is my Uncle from Rashaaa


Test-SpaceTech

He's destroy Russia :)))


TheEeveelutionMaster

Handsome


HungarianMockingjay

Being the real main villain of *Anastasia*.


krittinnRonny

he was famous for creating the biggest omlete and sharing it with his friend leon trostky famous for creating the biggest bowl of rice


[deleted]

Slovak Cheech and Chong.


tiewing

having eyes


dearg3142

the starvation of millions of prople


Fit_Lawfulness_3147

He was a supporting actor in the big Lebowski but all his scenes were cut out in the final edit


Terra_Ignis

rulemir tenin


Guvnuh_T_Boggs

He invented the game Hungry, Hungry Hippos.


Super-Wario9986

For being a sane, good man that wasn’t responsible for the deaths of millions.


Microtart

Donald Trumps gynaecologist “You’re definitely a cunt, Don” Sorry...couldn’t think of a wrong answer


VinChavez

Vintage BDSM Pornography