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Anon likes to get beaten

Anon likes to get beaten

NZSBXN

That's how Twitter got invented


Spready_Unsettling

This fucking shit again.


J_P_Amboss

This is by far the dumbest shit i ever read. Thats the kind of joke a pre schooler would come up with once he finds out the older kids complain about transsexuals. 1k people upvote. This fucking sub. And they all think they have the most bestest dark humour.


Scumbag_Lemon

It's not a joke, it's an actual issue in sports


Strawhat_nakama

Real life is a joke


Sascha7860

Bro it’s not a joke it’s a legitimate thing that people are doing


arigato_bish

trans women are still men scientifically no matter what


ktrainor59

Anon deserves to get beaten.


lolsmcballs

He does. By women.


macbathie

He clearly enjoys it, so it's not much of a punishment


Naptime2019

Or fight like a man you pussy


[deleted]

Nah


NotoriousHothead37

It's the only way anon will be close to a female.


macbathie

So he (she?) Should go beat up those poor women he is fighting with instead?


mrbister3000

Reminds me of a south park episode


JCtheMemer

Poor Strong Woman...


LeagueofDraven1221

Macho Ma’am Randy Savage


Earthguy69

Damn I have a fetish for getting beat up by a hot woman. Never thought about doing this. Genius. I can just lay there and get beaten and I don't even have to pay for it. I can say I'm doing like Homer Simpson did when he was a boxer and tire them out. Like they can just kick me in the balls until they are too tired to kick.


triflingo

based!


california_sugar

You might think you've got it all figured out but if your opponent identifies as a winner then you're fucked


Malvastor

\> get in ring \> see opponent \> 400 lb man identifying as female to satisfy fetish for beating women


Ya_boi_Radiation

Anon has a fat ass


neske036

Alt title: Anon finds a legal way to beat women


lepetitdaddydupeuple

So why are you not doing it


RheoKalyke

r/onejoke


Katholikos

I thought that was for the “identify as an attack helicopter” joke Can we use onejoke for the other jokes too?


Inevitably_regretful

There’s like two jokes included in that, this is like joke 1.5. Since it’s like “haha I identify as womam”. The other one is the 41% one, and I feel like there’s one more.


macbathie

What's the 41% one?


Syseru

Trans suicide attempt rate


macbathie

Jesus that's a big number


Syseru

Sadly, yeah


Malvastor

Hold on, the "one joke" is multiple jokes? I feel incredibly lied to right now.


__impala67

Every joke that contains words "transsexual", "trans", "trains" or "apache attack helicopter" can officially be called The One Joke. Inb4 this gets called out for being the same one joke.


Tullymanbanana

Hey I'll have you know that is a hate sub dedicated to harassing proud Helicoptersexuals like myself. If you respond please use the proper prounouns (apache/apachim).


RheoKalyke

*insert fake laugh track here*


Tullymanbanana

[I found this just for you UwU](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nSUy2JIvUOI)


RheoKalyke

Thanks uwu


Gnerus

how dare you joke about trans people, you disgusting person no jokes allowed


Peanut-candy

Ez,until you got reverse-lawsuit


Zmd2005

Anon hasn’t seen, let alone interacted with a trans woman before