Anon likes to style his hair
By - SiriuslySarcastic
This is actually pretty normal.
OP should own his baldness and shave off all his hair. People who are half-bald always look like they can't let go or they have already give up and don't care. This way the baldness seems like a deliberate choice and you can own it, make it yours.
Or he can dye it red and get draidlocks and grow a goatee, Then he'll be pickles the drummer doodly doo