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Anon struggles with homework

Anon struggles with homework

Guilty_Mulberry_2979

Anon has ADHD and should get adderall


bbbruh57

Yeah I was about to say. People can hate on adderall all they want but many of us with adhd need it. You cant find motivation to do shit that doesnt interest you because your dopamine levels are fucked. I always thought I was just born cursed to have no work ethic even though im motivated and try


Guilty_Mulberry_2979

I've got it but my parents are dead set on the "perfect little family" image so I'm not allowed any meds, I've got 14k words due next week and fuck that noise


vibe-juice

average adderall fan: 👨‍🦲 average methamphetamine enjoyer: 🗿


Guilty_Mulberry_2979

Based


_goldenfruitflakes69

geez that must suck bruh, hope you can get it completed


Guilty_Mulberry_2979

I genuinely can't bring myself to do it bruh


Sinwit_horny

If you get it done I will you a kiss


Guilty_Mulberry_2979

done deal


TodayValuable422

Again just use coffee


Guilty_Mulberry_2979

Again?


GreyandDribbly

One is not like other.


west52

How do I get adderall? I have zero motivation to do anything, some of those things might have pretty dire implications.


bbbruh57

Be diagnosed with ADHD to get it


Flafski

yeah but how do I go get an ADHD diagnosis when I dont care for it at all.


bbbruh57

Like dont have the motivation to go? Yeah idk man lmao I need to pickup my prescription and have put it off for like 2 weeks. Its insanity but I just dont wanna go


KrabbyPattyCereal

You can get the same effect via any stimulant/amphetamine


west52

I'd rather not dabble in that, I guess I'll just have to push through it.


TodayValuable422

Actually, I don't need Adderall, coffee with cbd oil mixed in helps a lot, plus I drink an energy drink every morning, so I can suppress adhd the full day.


DammitToddHoward

ADHD no medication here. Bachelor's of Science in Biochemistry. Woulda been alot smoother if I'd been on adderall the whole time. But damn that shit can have bad side effects.


Guilty_Mulberry_2979

Like what?


DammitToddHoward

You can lose your temper real quick, as well as struggling to really enjoy things like you normally would. It's why I quit taking it the small time I had it. I have a niece who was a big part of my life and getting to help raise her. She came to hangout with me one day and I literally didn't care that she was there. Haven't taken a pill since.


Guilty_Mulberry_2979

Huh, well I've got a short fuse, but the thought of not enjoying things like sweets, videogames and cocaine is concerning, is there any other alternatives?


DammitToddHoward

Not that I'm aware of. I just straight up powered through it.


Guilty_Mulberry_2979

Damn that's impressive


Playapan

Hire chinese student spies to do the work


Guilty_Mulberry_2979

Him and what money


Playapan

Learn from BLM founder


L3yline

At that point use those millions to buy franchises and other already established businesses and hire enough people and management they can run themselves and just live off the monthly profits as owner


Guilty_Mulberry_2979

The boards will vote you out


L3yline

Not if I'm buying a smaller business or buying the business to help direct it to grow before selling it a few years later for a profit


MrEliavm

3 years of Uni and I still hand in assignments late. Time management is hard as fuck, but you just have to power through


mount_curve

learn the trades, my brah


neubs

That is still too much work. Being a truck driver would be better I think.


mount_curve

Requires filling out paperwork


neubs

I don't know what trades you are thinking of but I think they require going to a community college


mount_curve

Labor, construction, pipefitters, welders, sheet metal, carpenters, etc etc etc all have specific unions that will train you on the job while you're making money


neubs

Those are hard labor jobs. Anon needs something where he can sit down all day.


spyfivehundred

Anon is never going anywhere with that attitude


palpythepimp

Nah, he will make a good politician


homogenousmoss

I see a future as a GME holder for anon. Easy job, all you gotta do is hold, you cant fuck it up.


Funny_Valentine_23

Anon needs help in college


IvarRagnarson825

Anon is a ₹etard


curiousjables

r/ADHD Went through the same shit. The shame and anxiety is crippling


No-Ad-181

Fuck homework, join the army for a while to pad resume, become security supervisor, sell marajuana on the side, and do telemarketing while at work and sell your body on craigs list. Invest it all in stocks, buy a yacht, get lots of cocaine and dress like a pirate and get a crew together, battle other boats on open water and take their booty.


dopechief420

Based?


Conqi

Based and scurvy-pilled.


throsaway82828383ds

Anon has ADHD and should smoke weed


bbbruh57

Weed to destroy his motivation even more


ChickenDestruction

I tried this, didn't work


thisisntweedisit

As someone who heavily smokes, i agree that it’s demotivating, at least for me


GreyandDribbly

Yeah let’s smoke a drug that makes you more retarded.


throsaway82828383ds

Methylphenidate is the most retarded shit ever - try Adderall, honestly. Your medicine cocktail is something of a speedball itself.


GreyandDribbly

Man it works really well for me! And yeah my drug cocktail is almost a speedball. But cannabis that really is retraced shit.


throsaway82828383ds

It's actually the only thing working for me.


Electric4ce

If anon does not have a drivers license he might have a bit of a problem because college is not for everyone. Otherwise he should just drop out and get some taxi job or something easy/non-requiring. If he really wanna study to become something cool then just look up at what you are going to study and do that part time to then just one-shot college easy. You can't say that you can't do anything because that is simply a lie that you tell yourself.


TheApricotCavalier

based


Pretty_Neat-o

"can't"


megumin-bakuretsu

Join the army and let them fuck your life even harder


GMENASA

Anon is lazy


Away-Temperature

no symphathy for neets


west52

Well he's technically in education.