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TheHemperage

His feet look backwards lol


The_Last_Gasbender

He looks like he's doing the anime girl / Tommy Pickles stance!


H010CR0N

He looks like he's going to shit himself. Which may happen if you drink this.


sali_nyoro-n

Given that the armour catheterises you, canonically he would technically do that on a regular basis. Why yes, that _is_ cursed knowledge.


HotAppointment8339

Had to reread this. I thought you said castrate and things weren't making sense.


sali_nyoro-n

That... would certainly have been uncomfortable.


HereWeGoBabee

The bubbles make it look like wings


GrimsideB

Never let them know your next move.


DittiesNCream

They are wtf


Croemato

My knees hurt looking at it.


grbigfan

Its a spartan, he has special upgrades and modifications to counter the pain


skyhighrockets

how does that even happen?


PenguinPajamaPants

I think it’s just the way the shrink wrap distorted it lol.


deltahalo241

Is it just double xp with this promotion or are there coatings as well?


Crespo2006

It mentions in game Halo content but it doesn't mention exactly what it is


Tom_Hollanddd

Chance for a Series S too I believe


M4500N

2x xp and a chance to win an xbox series x or s, I cant remember, but there's not much of a point trying to get the xbox cause that's a very slim chance


Jstowe56

I mean if you have a code to try, why not? Just don’t go buy a product for the use of the chance to win.


deltahalo241

Well, I already have a Series X, so I don't need to worry about that


beforethewind

Never say never. I won my fridge box through monster lol


Sinktit

Same, and Halo4 through an energy drink too (I think Monster again), complete with a congratulations certificate they fucked up the spelling of 😂


twec21

[DEY PUM DE MASJACHEF OM DA SOMDA](https://youtu.be/gpNvSUBVWhY)


kllrmn

But can he finish the round meal?


Wild_Horse03

No. Only Jorge can.


sugahpine7

Feeds three MEN.


3ch03d

Protein BLASTED


IAmBecomeCaffeine

**BOIL IN BAG**


shrtstff

**OPEN AND ENJOY**


kllrmn

Can't wait for the line up of all the people who ate it.


hunter9b

mamber shmef im baf or der sdor


FriedCammalleri23

WELL AT LEAST OUR SKEWLS AREN’T A FOOKIN SHOOTIN GALLEREE


twec21

Someone missed a reference


M4500N

Yup lmao


Zach467

Dey put da mamfter cheef on da soder


ImSmashingUrMom

DEY PUT DA MAMNSSNSMRMMSR CHEFFFD IN DA SODER


Lengusta

What country?


M4500N

England, it's lucozade


Lengusta

Tbh I should have clocked from the bus lane 😄


M4500N

Also pound signs on the bottle lol


mahomsy

Took me some squinting to find that little pound hiding there


wonderfulwilliam

I ran the Liverpool half marathon a few years ago and they had lucozade! I loved it! It's like our Gatorade in the states.


Lengusta

I'm not sure about gatorade but lucozade doesn't taste the same anymore 😔


Powerful_Artist

wtf is lucozade


Mccobsta

It's what people drink when they're getting over shit colds


Powerful_Artist

lol im so confused. I saw it was developed as some sort of thing for when you were sick, but today its considered a soft drink or energy drink.


TaeKwanJo

It’s like Gatorade. Has some electrolytes etc. Probably a good amount of sugar.


hannibals_hands

Lucozade: Consume it!


Fc-chungus

De p teh mahdirche n do shodor


BlaZex157

TGEYC PUY THR MCHADTERCHETF INDA SODEA


Smoke-alarm

Master Chief, what are you doing on that soda?


XIRisingIX

Sir Finishing this Dew


Bodhran_

Today I learned there are human beings that enjoy orange Lucozade more than the regular stuff, hope you have eternally wet socks for such degeneracy.


Stampistuta

Especially when they call it soda despite being in the UK.


M4500N

It's a reference to russian badger, look it up before assuming shit k? Lmao they deleted their account


Stampistuta

Wtf you talking about?


Stampistuta

Especially when they call it soda despite being in the UK.


beachboy1b

[For legal reasons, I am obligated to share this](https://youtu.be/2YNKDK1lgFI)


M4500N

Dey put de mester chif in da soder 😣


Bob_Pthhpth

Mamster Cheef in da soder!


trxxv

no ones drinking lucozade original, unless you're a madman


IGIxbox

Orange flavour has the promo also!


Peaceteatime

I don’t get why they added coconut, I miss original.


Funployee182

Lucozade sport, is where its at


trxxv

The only valid choice


Noble456

I'm one of the rare people who likes the original more than any other flavours out there.


trxxv

I used to like it but they have orange and Caribbean crush (think I’ve had too much in my lifetime) both of which are elite.


M4500N

Guess I'm a madman 🤷‍♂️


impreza225

Never seen a comment so wrong before


DarknessInferno7

Original is the best one, you're crazy.


deadair3210

*Queue RussianBadger noises*


StarSilverNEO

Don't let Badger and co see this, they'll lose it


UltraHighFives

THEY PUT THE MAMSNRHBR CHEHFDE IN THE SODER.


Shank585

Thxjfiw dicier sodayi dkfiwo ociolq lalxo


Prestigious_Video351

Hea pt th maghbster cfhieghf in te soder.


NocterLeft

The put the Masgdhdjsgf Chediff in da soda


TheCroz15

Goes live tomorrow can't wait to see what we get. I did however buy orange flavour as I'm not a madman


ju64d0r101

Máster chef


SuccessfulDamage4974

Any code skins affiliated with that soda I'd pay for a code


M4500N

No skins, just xp and a sweepstake xbox


_TheXplodenator

I thought that was a Danimal


srybouttehblood

I'm American and what is this?


PUREChron

UK Gatorade


DarknessInferno7

We have Gatorade in some places, it's not the same.


PUREChron

Yo, I'm from the states, I was just going off of other comments lol, my bad


Ghost-001T

Theyputthemasterchiefinthesoda


aTsundoku

As long as they stop putting him on TV in shitshows.


Prophetx14

Haven’t had a lucozade in years, miss em


Coin_operated_bee

Master chief belongs in the soder


Leevi_Meow

Theyputthemamstercheifindasoder


Thatguy4666

they trap master chef in a soder


HereWeGoBabee

He looks like he has wings too


CarefulElevator5681

Not enough cheeks


I_Like-starwars69

Theyputdemaserchifundasoda


SteelShroom

Anyone else remember when Lara Croft was in all the Lucozade ads?


Burrito_Loyalist

Tastes like cheeks


JoJochanic

"Master Chief, You Mind Telling Me What You're Doing on This Soda?" "Sir, finishing this thirst"


LimpWibbler_

wtf is that shit. How could a drink with that odd of packaging ever make it to market.


M4500N

It's one of the best selling drinks in the UK so 🤷‍♂️ It's also been around for 95 years


Throawaynormie

Where can I buy this


M4500N

Anywhere in the UK, if you're American though probably on the internet


JustaBoredMattt

Deperdemamsterchieindesoder


___Jesus__Christ___

They put masta chief on da soda


QuiiverrReddit

Tried orange lucozade. I like it. Wish they puht ther mahsthefr chieeifh in the soder


Silent-Lab-6020

it‘s Demonnade


Zooter-

The drink itself any good?


M4500N

Subjective, I like it though


TheAutismo4491

they put the mamsnrhbr chehfde in the soder


Catflap_Boi

Is his arse out on the other side?


idependonmemes

Dey put dah memshpher chmimphf omn de shoder


Duke_The_Wolfman

I thought it was a dildo


JakeTehNub

Finish her fight


ImaAs

bri'sh


M4500N

From bri'an


ImaAs

Why don't you go *Generic bri'sh insult*


Silent-Lab-6020

La Croix?