Are you asking us to write porn?
Because if you ar
Don’t you lie to me
Ok fine you aren't asking.
And so am I
Wait in the r/humansarespacebards or somethin like that, there is what you are looking for.
"What are you doing step-alien?"
Replacing all the chairs with solid full back chairs so I won't have to replace one every thirty minutes!
Who let Girmy have access to human porn?
Like you could stop her...
The Porniverse is everywhere my child, you simply have to open your mind to see it.
Horniness is a universal among sapient species
Yall are horny bastards
HELL YEAH WE ARE!!!
Yes, and ?
We all are horny bastards, please don't denie your true nature.
I am convince that humans are also the space bards (in the mayority)
Happy cake day
"You know what... nope, you got yourself jammed in there, you can fix it yourself. I've hacked apart half of my damn furniture, pulled apart my washer and dryer, knocked a hole in the damn wall to get you out of that air vent, and so much more... I'm gonna see if I can get another species at this point because you are extremely difficult to handle."
What Girmy didn't expect was that she would encounter the densest object in the universe, the human male
Ah, the chances I've missed because of my density.
You are unempowered by the experience of holding Tungsten.
[I too, have forfeit mortality](https://youtu.be/C7EocA1hsCU)
I have the density of a black hole
I've given a chick a piggy back ride while she played with my hair and didn't realize she had feelings for me.....
Well, to be fair, he's only half as dense as your average neutron star.
On the other hand, he's only half as bright as any brown dwarf.
That's a good one. My usual go-to is "bright as a black crayon", but I really like yours.
Girmy found what is also known as harem anime protagonist, you can be in their bed naked and they will excuse themselves and go to sleep in the sofa or ask if you need clothes they can give some.
After the 2nd time... "You got yourself in there you can get yourself out. Good luck."
No I prefer the scenario of the human being SO DENSE that it is a marvel how they don't already have their out gravitational pull.
Yea got to help them get unstuck man.
Evartagna (H) just calls the fire department
This is a dangerous situation. She heard how horny humans can be but she never thought she need to spell it out for them at every single time...
Also facing with a constantly horny demon might not be good for your health...
A: Step human help me, I'm stuck.
H1: Goddammit who showed her pornhub?
H2: You did, when you were drunk, and said "what's the worst that could happen".
H1: Dammit Girmy, just because humans are always "in heat" doesn't mean we can have sex 20 times a day.
A: \*wiggles tail.
A yes the human bard in action, it seems it needs a short rest at least.
"Help me step-human"
I was going to try that angle but I couldn't get it sound right with the character limit.
Came here to say this, not disappointed that someone else said it first
Apparently can't read alien female signals ether
I mean she got no eyes. Could be legit getting stuck on accident. My friend got stuck in a chair on accident as well but he fell into it.
Does he accidentally fall onto people naked repeatedly?
He did one time but he was at the hospital due an accident involving a muffler.
Your friend sounds like a trip
He has zero sense of balance, and we.dont know why
Does he own cats?
Get him a cat.
"What are you doing step-human?"
Girmy was allowed access to the internet.
still don't know if she likes me she could be from an canada equivalent and just wants to be polite....
Who's the artist?
Yep they would enjoy it
(He says like he ain't part of the sub)
Is Joseph also ace or something?? Because if he is, same. I would absolutely miss this hint lol
I'm afraid she want to exchange more than just culture with you...
Is there a r/humansarespacebards ?
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The H just calls the fire department and teaches Girmy how to sit in a chair