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Jabberwocky918

Marked NSFW.


ApexLegend117

Are you asking us to write porn?


Patrickanonmouse

Because if you ar


glugul

No


Guywithoutimage

Don’t you lie to me


Patrickanonmouse

Ok fine you aren't asking.


SmileyMelons

He's demanding


___Jesus__Christ___

And so am I


interesseret

yes please


AEL97

Wait in the r/humansarespacebards or somethin like that, there is what you are looking for.


ReverendLoki

"What are you doing step-alien?"


Sigruldar

Replacing all the chairs with solid full back chairs so I won't have to replace one every thirty minutes!


leovold-19982011

Who let Girmy have access to human porn?


Arx563

Like you could stop her...


AClusterofFuckery

The Porniverse is everywhere my child, you simply have to open your mind to see it.


YellowCitrusThing

Horniness is a universal among sapient species


TardMcGee

Yall are horny bastards


Comic20

HELL YEAH WE ARE!!!


Ouwlikinz

Yes, and ?


WatchfulWheat

We all are horny bastards, please don't denie your true nature.


AEL97

I am convince that humans are also the space bards (in the mayority)


Limp_Arm_2417

Happy cake day


Lone-Star-Wolves

"You know what... nope, you got yourself jammed in there, you can fix it yourself. I've hacked apart half of my damn furniture, pulled apart my washer and dryer, knocked a hole in the damn wall to get you out of that air vent, and so much more... I'm gonna see if I can get another species at this point because you are extremely difficult to handle."


Limp_Arm_2417

What Girmy didn't expect was that she would encounter the densest object in the universe, the human male


Dragon3076

Ah, the chances I've missed because of my density.


Saiko1939

Same


Im_up_dog

You are unempowered by the experience of holding Tungsten.


OldTitanSoul

[I too, have forfeit mortality](https://youtu.be/C7EocA1hsCU)


Patrickanonmouse

Same


loik221

Same


spiralbatross

I have the density of a black hole


Rich-Juice2517

Same


Guywithoutimage

Same


LateralSage5

Same


SmileyMelons

I've given a chick a piggy back ride while she played with my hair and didn't realize she had feelings for me.....


TheCaptNoname

Well, to be fair, he's only half as dense as your average neutron star. On the other hand, he's only half as bright as any brown dwarf.


Jaalenn

That's a good one. My usual go-to is "bright as a black crayon", but I really like yours.


AEL97

Girmy found what is also known as harem anime protagonist, you can be in their bed naked and they will excuse themselves and go to sleep in the sofa or ask if you need clothes they can give some.


WrathsEntropy

After the 2nd time... "You got yourself in there you can get yourself out. Good luck."


AEL97

No I prefer the scenario of the human being SO DENSE that it is a marvel how they don't already have their out gravitational pull.


Environmental-Wish53

"*stuck*"


glugul

Yea got to help them get unstuck man.


vector_9260

Evartagna (H) just calls the fire department


Arx563

This is a dangerous situation. She heard how horny humans can be but she never thought she need to spell it out for them at every single time... Also facing with a constantly horny demon might not be good for your health...


RedOneGoFaster

A: Step human help me, I'm stuck. H1: Goddammit who showed her pornhub? H2: You did, when you were drunk, and said "what's the worst that could happen". H1: Dammit Girmy, just because humans are always "in heat" doesn't mean we can have sex 20 times a day. A: \*wiggles tail.


AEL97

A yes the human bard in action, it seems it needs a short rest at least.


NoLifeKing610

"Help me step-human"


glugul

I was going to try that angle but I couldn't get it sound right with the character limit.


pmmelingeriepicsplz

Came here to say this, not disappointed that someone else said it first


Teyrnon815

Apparently can't read alien female signals ether


glugul

I mean she got no eyes. Could be legit getting stuck on accident. My friend got stuck in a chair on accident as well but he fell into it.


TheCaptNoname

Does he accidentally fall onto people naked repeatedly?


glugul

He did one time but he was at the hospital due an accident involving a muffler.


Envictus_

Your friend sounds like a trip


glugul

He has zero sense of balance, and we.dont know why


alaskaguyindk

Does he own cats?


glugul

No


SomeRandomYob

Get him a cat.


Radan155

"What are you doing step-human?"


rurumeto

Girmy was allowed access to the internet.


Illustrious_Zone_154

still don't know if she likes me she could be from an canada equivalent and just wants to be polite....


CPCfleshpitworker

Who's the artist?


Tony_TNT

r/humansarespacebards


AEL97

Yep they would enjoy it (He says like he ain't part of the sub)


Smileyface8156

Is Joseph also ace or something?? Because if he is, same. I would absolutely miss this hint lol


Overfailer

r/humansarespacebards


Rauffie

I'm afraid she want to exchange more than just culture with you...


SHIN-YOKU

Is there a r/humansarespacebards ?


SHIN-YOKU

There is


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Derpikyu

Bro...no


vector_9260

The H just calls the fire department and teaches Girmy how to sit in a chair