Post week 1 of NFL tier list (will change after week 2 so don’t go too crazy) yes, I’m bringing it back
By - mo49alshaif
What’s it gonna take to get elevated to “Fuck off watermark” status? That seems like the truly elite level.
It’s in its own catagory Becuse it’s so Elite
Need Joe ELITE dragon Flacco to be quarterback
I was guessing more Mitchell NVP Trubitsky
Seriously we need to have Flacco in the super S fuck off watermark category.
Also wreck em
Only the teams like the "Albuquerque Adobes" are at such an elite level.
The Columbus Crusaders
The Mexico City Mexicans
The Memphis Maistros
The Portland Pioneers
The Providence Pretzels
The Delaware Clams
No idea why you are being downvoted. Gridiron Heights is hilarious.
1! 2! 3! Clam Up!
Bishop Sycamore deserves to be in the "Fuck off watermark" Tier
Ah the falcons forever in the what the fuck was that level other than the 2 or 3 games a year where they play like Super Bowl contenders
Yeah idk what’s up with them they seem to just lie down and take a beating every year if things don’t go well
Yeah but then they get up and win a couple useless games to squeeze themselves out off getting a top draft pick! It's fun being a falcons fan!
Bad enough to where u have no shot at the playoffs but just good enough to knock yourself outta a top 5 pick
This is the way
Could be worse, you could be a Sabres fan loses all the time picks fall or stay the same in strong drafts but in weak drafts we get number 1
They might want to wait a week for Super Bowl Contenders play or Brady will remind them what type of Super Bowl Contender they are.
To be fair I can’t imagine a more falcons game than choking after a strong start
You mean when they play the Saints?
Seeing my Brownies and the words "Super Bowl Hopefuls" together...
...I don't trust it at all. I've been a fan for too long to trust that.
I just want you two know, for the most part y’all are the league’s second pick to win
Packers get the bottom tier but the Titans don't? They failed in all possible ways. Tannehill was bad, O line was bad, Henry didn't do anything, AJ brown and Julio were basically non factors, and the defense was god awful. If you told me one of those teams were in the playoffs and the other wasn't it would not be the Titans that I would have guessed.
I agree however Cardinals played some damn good football. That lose wasn’t only because Titans were looking rough but because the Cardinals looked amazing
I mean, semantics, but you could make the same case about the Saints offense.
The saints played a good game but they didnt need to. Theres the difference
At the very least they tried. The packers couldn’t do shit
Aaron is sabotaging the team I'm convinced. But the Julio, Brown, Henry, Lewan and MVP hopeful of 2020 Ryan should be looked at in the same light as a top players in the league. That made me say what the FUCK was that for sure. Great chart though otherwise, 4 1/2 stars
Nah he just played like shit. Happens from time to time with him if youve never noticed.
Old Business saying. What worse than a good employee who quits? A employee who quits and stays.
>Aaron is sabotaging the team I'm convinced.
Hope you're joking.
Rodgers wouldn't fuck over Adams, Bahk, Jones, Big Dawg, etc like that.
He knows a ton of people are in contract years, and Adams pay will be based off his performance this year. Jones took a cut to come back. He's all about legacy, if he leaves after this year or not, he doesn't want to end on a low note. He even said a goal of his is to hit 500 TDs before 100 Ints (which looks even harder now tbh).
That’s a stretch. The packers looked god awful. I can’t say I watched the Titans game…. But the Titans did score more than 3 points… heh… anyways, I’m gonna check out the Titans game, and I’ll edit this. Hopefully I can still say the Packers just sucked that bad and still disagree with you, but I’m gonna be open minded here… haha
Yeah, but we, the Green Bay Packers of the NFC Championship Game, scored 3 points.
Well it is the wtf tier, not the woefully bad tier.
You know what. Some of you niners fans aren’t that bad.
Don’t come to LA Monday
Yes I’m bringing this series back. Sorry for cutting it short last year so sudden, I sorta let the hate get to me back then. But don’t worry, I took some time to process mentally and I said “why should I cear, this was just my opinion”
So yeah I’m un-retiring this. It’s back. Wooooho
If you told me 5 years ago the Browns would be consistent super bowl contenders I would have LMFAO.
As a Falcons fan I couldn't agree more with this tier list, 5/5, can't wait for the Bucs to curb stomp us too.
Calling it now. Birds to the bowl with The mulleted, mustaschioed menace Minshew at the helm. Mahomes will lose to Florida Man two years in a row.
Jalen's gonna play great then get both of his knees turned into whipped butter.
Flacco time. One game. Loses. Get's mugged outside the Linc by a Kensington heroin addict.
Minshew time. Profit.
> a Kensington heroin addict.
Yeah... Totally not the same person at all
a Kensington heroin addict.
We have her ion addicts _all over the city_, idiot.
As an Eagles fan I'm howling 🤣🤣
As a Packer fan, yes
Titans need demoted
Titans was BAD plain and simple
Honestly, Arizona just beat into oblivion a decent Titans team and are somehow below the Rams who just beat Andy Dalton and the Bears?
one week shouldn’t mean that much. And as a cards fan I know the feeling of starting out the year well only to get ass fucked from last year
Kyler Murray is a September/October QB don't @ me
You have a single year sample size in which he got hurt down the stretch???
Pretty good list; I’d move the Titans down and Steelers down a tier. Also, if you lose to the Texans, you should be an automatic WTF.
I wouldn’t move them down a tier. Beating the bills deserves them that spot.
IMO it was more of the Bills looking bad. The Steelers offense looked awful and they got bailed out by a couple fluke plays liked a blocked punt.
That’s true. The bills are just one of my four favorites to win the super bowl so beating them in my eyes is a job well done.
How is that a fluke play? It's a team game and special teams showed up
I mean I was thinking about it but I relized that Trevor at least tried
Ignore the 3 picks-
1st half steelers yeah. Second half they turned it up.
How were the Eagles not an amazing performance?
We beat the Falcons so bad they looked like the Packers that has to count for something.
Eagles won by 26 and ranked below a cowboys team... that lost.
Because you played the Falcons who are god awful vs the Cowboys who nearly beat the Super Bowl champs
How do the browns get to the top for losing lol
There performance was great on both side (Except Special teams) and honestly there probably the only non divisional team who can give the Chiefs a run for there money
True, on a somewhat unrelated note AFCN is gonna be a blood bath
Basically this. The bengals are a lot better than they’re gonna get credit for. Baltimore is obviously Baltimore and so is Pittsburgh. I think we’re gonna murder eachother all year.
Hell, after watching all of MNF I'll take the Ravens in "Played pretty good". Both sides of the line (OL and DL/DE) couldn't do anything all game.
Personally I would have put them in the "Ok, but needs work" tier.
Giving you my free award for "fuck off watermark" tier
I only disagree with the Raiders being a bit high. It was a great game, but coupled with a shutdown Ravens secondary, their first half was pretty inept. And that goal line fail in OT, like that was just so bad. Lamar fucked up alot too and that led to the Raiders taking it, but I'd say they're just a tier high on this chart
I personally put them there because how much the bounced back from the mistake in OT, a potential Game-Ending mistake having your Defense Stuff one of the best QB and managed and make that up with a passing TD, I liked what I saw from the raiders that game but I understand your statement. Let’s see how they roll in week 2
Charitable position for the Giants there - OP’s a nice guy
I get your biased being a 9ers fan but they were playing lights out before Verrett’s injury. I think they’re still the team to beat in the NFC West and can win the NFC again.
I HONESTLY can't understand how any fan of a team in the NFCW can sit straight faced and say they think their team will win the West. I think you're delusional. None of us knows or can predict it. Do you know why? BECAUSE ITS THE NFCW!
Switch Tampa and Dallas. We played well and won, but Dallas played better.
Packers aren't ranked low enough this week....
Hoping this was the one awful game this year
I never thought I'd see the day where the browns are in the super bowl contenders tier
As a packer fan I have to 100% agree with putting in the "What the fuck was that" tier
The bucks narrowly losing to the cowboys have no right to be there
Steelers fan here, I think the Browns have a pretty decent chance at a Super Bowl. They just have to be more consistent against better teams and they can take the Lombardi which is something I thought I’d never say
Dude the Vikings lost to the Bengals, that’s sad. And I’m from Cincy.
Steelers as amazing? Bills had way more yards but the Steelers had a blocked kick
You need something below “What the fuck was that?” And GB belongs there. Worst performance by any team this week.
Put the Titans in wtf was that? Cause of how over hyped they were
Fair tier list
Feeling like Broncos can move up a notch, especially considering their modest expectations for the year.
I guess maybe it doesn’t take amazing to shit on the Giants like that…
West is Best
I'm gonna have to veto this fam.
Why? Other than maybe a couple of teams I think could maybe be down a tier, its a pretty solid list.
Eagles go 32-6 with essentially a brand new quarterback and get ranked "pretty good". The Steelers couldn't score in the first half and are "amazing"? Sure, two very team they were against, but this ain't it
One played the Falcons
The other played the Bills
Still, Steelers didn't score the whole first half. Cant say that's an amazing performance, even if it was an impressive comeback
It’s still is a good preformence
I’ll admit, I may have sold the Eagles sort in this and that’s my bad. But you can’t denie the come back and the fact that they made one of they punched one of the best QBs in the mouth
Id personally switch the two placements, just cause Hurts was pretty consistent throughout. Or put them both at amazing. Even tho the Falcons were trash and deserve their WTF placement, i wouldn't sell the birds short quite yet.
Im also an extremely biased Eagles fan lol
Understandable, good luck next week agents my Niners!
Haha thanks, you too man. I think its anyones game if our D plays decent
One kept their opponent from crossing the 50 over the last 44.5 minutes and had the 3rd highest graded QB performance.
They beat the Falcons. That’s not hard to do. Let them face an actual good team and then we will see.
Still a great performance tho. Dak looked good too, I'll admit that. But I think Jalen exceeded a lot of the haters expectations
Lions played pretty good? They got lucky late when the Niners let their guard down. They are trash, mediocre at best defense and no recievers. They will be lucky to win 3 games this year.
I wouldn’t say that, sure the Niners did let there foot off the gas but truth be told they played in the quarter that matters
Also there better than there other oppenets, for now
No they aren't. Their next 5 opponents are Packers, Ravens, Bears, Vikings, and Bengals. They are only better than maybe the Bengals, that is close. With Eagles, Broncos, and Falcons being the only other 3 opponents close to their level for the rest of the season, and I have a hard time seeing them beating all of them.
This tierlist it’s about there week one performance Not all time
I’m saying they did better than them now, but will it be all the time? Who knows, not you nore me. Becuse it’s the NFL and there’s nothing really garenteed.
The Lions sucking is a guarentee, let's get that straight right now.
You're not wrong, You're just an asshole.
I think a lot of people are sleeping on the Bengals. they looked pretty good week 1.
Huh? The 49ers are better than everyone but the Packers and Ravens in that list. The Bears suck and the Vikings just lost to the Bengals
Im talking about the Lions...
The Bears are really bad, I can't even say they're better than the Lions
The bears with Fields def are better. With Dalton, it is a bit closer but the Bears have better weapons and defense.
Fields hasn't even played a game yet
So much hate for the bears. They were in the game against the rams even with dalton at QB stop hating on them you jagaloon nfl fans. Chicago did nothing to deserve this crap
The browns can’t be better than amazing performance or played pretty good they did lose. Seattle should swap with them I’d say
OP is definitely a Dal fan lol. I get the level of competition was different, but how can losing a game to anyone who gifted you 3 turnovers and 100 penalty yards be considered an "Amazing" performance, but a 32 - 6 blowout is only "pretty good". Atlanta sucks but all you can do against bad teams is dominate them in all 3 phases and the eagles did just that. Not to mention they were underdogs coming in.
OP has a 49ers avatar.
Oh, then I guess he just didn't think these through much. See y'all in 2 weeks lol.
I’m an eagles fan and I agree with the Dallas part but beating the falcons does not put us on the same level as the cardinals who played exceptional against a great opponent.
Nah cardinals should be bumped up t the next tier of we're just judging last week's play
Yeah. I agree that the eagles could get bumped up but the Saints and cardinals would also have to get bumped up
Yeah I agree with both of those
Dallas had 2 turnovers of their own when they missed the FGs
This list is confused. It can't seem to decide between ranking teams on overall talent or week 1 performance..
It’s week one preformece hints the title “Post week 1”
This pleases me very much, regardless of accuracy lmao
It’s an honor to just not be on the bottom
If the Lions can get to that tier after being garbage for 75% of the game and then doing well, I think the Vikings should be as well. Truly embarrassing first half of like 1,000 penalties, but they turned it around and put themselves into spots to win. Then the refs decided to…you know, be the refs again.
I think Broncos belong in the amazing column this week they absolutely dominated in every aspect of the game
Jags fan here, we got beat handily by the worst team on paper. Put us in the bottom tier. That being said, I hate the fuck out of the saints but put them in the top tier.
I'm with ya on the Falcons one, they're just terrible...
Ugh, with our schedule, we'll probably need another row below The Fuck was that?
As a packer fan I completely agree! What the fuck was that!?
The NFC North is in reverse order from what it usually is
Saints gotta be moved up bruh
Amazing performance by the raiders?
I’d have to put Tennessee on “the fuck was that” after week 1 for sure lmao
Holy shit we're not at the bottom for the moment. Idk what to do with myself
Packers deserve to have their own level three levels below the bottom
how the hell you got the Eagles and Lions in the same thing are you high?
My WFT needs to go down, and the Cardinals should absolutely be top tier. Eagles probably need to go up one too (but it’s the Falcons so eh) Titans also probably need to go down
the eagles had an amazing performance
So the Browns lost and are Super Bowl hopefuls? Yet the Cardinals ate the Titans alive and aren't?
The fact that you don’t think that Cleveland won’t Brown it up makes me chuckle.
They didn't last year?
Ravens do not belong in the played pretty good category lmao and Titans need to drop to bad as well.
Honestly I think the Ravens should be down a tier but pretty solid with everything else