Ummm. I humbly say I could buy dinner for a family of five... and maybe a friend could be invited, too. But if you count only the last 20 years, I'd have a dollar.
Seeing as how the op post isn’t written to say each person is worth a dollar each, then we have to assume they ment all sexual partners added together is worth one dollar.
So I could buy something worth one dollar from whatever part of the world your from when reading this.
A carton of eggs
I hear the price is outta control right now. Good job!
A carton of egg back in the days ahahah
Sex with one more non-quality person.
I’m listening
Nothing
same
Hmmmm the dollar store charges $1.25 now… hmmmmm
Uh
I think a loaf of bread there is less than that. So... Loaf of bread?
My job pays better than my penis apparently.
i felt this in my soul
What costs $1 now? That’s all I got
Scratch off
Big money to be earned.
I couldn't even afford to pay attention.
Don’t feel bad, most people can’t afford this
A sample at Costco
So you could pay for the Costco membership then....
i could steal something
Under rated comment.
One lotto ticket
Mmmm... a lot of wiggle room there. Either a scratch off, or a powerball plus. Range unclear; fucked dog
Two #13 combos at Whataburger.
Your twelve dollar-est bottle of wine, please.
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Got em!
A virgin I see
No if I was a virgin it would be a dry handjob instead
Cheap lap dance with a tip
*tip* you say? 😏
13 Arizona Teas
OP said quantity, not age
Ooof
Extra buttery on the reply there
A few rounds of beer
With Inflation god damn. Gg's as the kids would say
Some Pokemon cards or something
A nice sandwich.
Air
what can i get with 25 cents?
So you did, a quarter of a person?
im curious what can i get with a quarter
The condom I didn’t use.
A cheap cheese pizza.. Probably from under a heat lamp at a gas station.
An entre, main course meal, few drinks afterwards, uber home.
Neck-beard vibes.
One singular Arizona tea
I’d rather use the number of times I’ve actually had sex. I’d be rich. Number of people? I’d be poor and maybe buy a bag of Doritos or something
Rich?
Certainly not
A Nintendo Switch
Why u lying
His decimal is in the wrong location... by a lot
$16 gift card
Do animals count?
Buying an animal or is that part of your headcount?
I believe they do
A freddo
6 pack of shiner
How much is a gallon of gas going for?
4 sex acts and a handy.
Lunch, but only through a drive thru window.
A pizza.
Juul pods
My wallet would be the same as it is today. Empty
A metal pony ride 100 times
Those probably require quarters now. Gotta keep up with the times.
Air
Air
A dollar’s worth if anything.
Does masturbating count? If so a lot of people will be among the wealthiest
*turns wallet upside down and gives it a shake* this bitch empty,yeeeeeet!
A free mobile game
I'll trade it in for a two dollar bill
Maybe a dozen eggs
Ummm. I humbly say I could buy dinner for a family of five... and maybe a friend could be invited, too. But if you count only the last 20 years, I'd have a dollar.
A burrito
A pair of imaginary shoes 💀
A two-person meal deal, plus delivery.
Bio shock Remastered series on the Switch at it’s ultimate low price, with tax added on 😎
...A bag of Fritos.
Well, definitely not more sex…
Somehow I'm even more broke than I normally am.
Millions of rubles
Gallon of milk
Like a tic tac pack ... Maybe
Enough groceries to cook a nice dinner for one.
A nice icecream dessert would be good
A dozen eggs
4 Arizona tees… with tax
A tootsie pop in 1997. Does oral count?
A chicken chalupa supreme combo at taco bell
An overpriced greeting card
I could buy a lot of things, not because I've had a lot of sex, but because the dollar is worth a lot in my country
I think 4 packets of ramen from the dollar store?
mfs i would be in debt
In this economy? Nothing. In any other economy? Still nothing
2 things from dollar tree
A subway $5 foot long
A go with yur mom. Yeah, because she’s free.
A pack of bubble gum
A two dollar Bill. But you are asking the wrong question . The answer to that question is, just about anything I wanted.
A $3 loaf of bread.
Foot long.
Does the $0.99 Store charge tax?
X box series S 512 GB digital console
Don’t tell my mom.
Two piece meal from popeyes. 3 piece, no drink.
A basic sweatshirt from Target
Nothing 😎
a $5 foot long
I don't know how many people I've had sex with. What makes this bizarre is that the number is either 2 or 3.
I could buy a luxury perfume or a ticket to an $$$ upscale dinner and a $$ median priced show.
A chipotle bowl…. With guac tho
Zero dollars just my luck
Something cheap from McDonald's
Anything from the dollar store, but I'd need tax.
Nothing
The New York Yankees. What can I say? I’m kind of a slut.
Nothing
A nice dinner for 2.
A nice dinner
Pack of smokes and a double double
A 20oz of Mountain Dew.
A happy meal from McDonald’s
I would have 1 dollar in USD, if I convert it to indonesian rupiah I would have 15,415 dollars and would buy a small apartment in indonesia.
57 minutes of local minimum wage labor.
$1 lotto ticket?
A fancy McDonalds dinner
Nothing 🥲
Sex with 10 more people
A $3 note
Penny candy
A dinner for one at outback steakhouse. Which is weird because that's where I pick up all my chicks
A decent couple hits of crack
A large bucket of popcorn and a small soda.
i don’t understand these maths
What does $2 buy me?
I used to be able to afford any size soda at McD’s. But not anymore.
What's free again?
Night at the movies with snacks. Moderately priced dinner after
A latte.
A value meal at McDonalds
is this USD or CAD?
About a a half tank of gas.
What can I buy for a dollar
A medium black coffee at Peets
Well I’d be broke. Basically how I currently am
Id be dirt fucking poor so nothing
Whatever's being given away for free.
A small coffee at SB
probably a stick of deodorant or something
2 gallons of gas
$3 bundle at McDonald's. If youre talking the whole shabang: two for a dollar chocolate chip cookies
Three dollah
I could afford to buy a Forbes magazine. Hmm. Looks like OP's Mom just became the richest person on Earth.
Costco Rotisserie Chicken
Something that costs $13. Shhh. I'll be 40 next month.
Four gum balls
A 2 cheeseburger value meal from mcdonalds
Somthing off the dollar menu when they had those a few years back
A free trial of Spotify Premium
copium, it's free
Twitter
Lunch at McDonald's
Any 1 thing at the dollar store!
Dumpster diving. Pretty sure I am gonna die alone
A case of coke
pizza delivery time
A Lamborghini
Got anything for 50 cents?
A Mchicken and a large Coke actually.... a cup for water with sprite and a McHicken
Seeing as how the op post isn’t written to say each person is worth a dollar each, then we have to assume they ment all sexual partners added together is worth one dollar. So I could buy something worth one dollar from whatever part of the world your from when reading this.
1 month gym membership
I could go Wild at the dollar store!
I'd hire a cheap hooker, which would in turn mean I'd get more money, and look at me, I'm the hooker now.
A few classic games on steam. As long as they're indies, and on sale...
A pack of Doritos, egg and mayo sandwich and a can of RedBull if rape counts.
I can't have sex
iPhone 18
Are we including tax in this?
Almost a brand new video game.
A bag of hot cheetos
Nothing
Nothing, and I'm happy with that :)
Do we get any money if we count ourselves?
Something that costs one dollar
A dollar can't even buy a candy bar nowadays
droptop lambo
1x0=0
Free healthcare
A hooker in Newark New Jersey…
A quarter tank