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Legitknotsee

A carton of eggs


Sara___Tonin__

I hear the price is outta control right now. Good job!


black594

A carton of egg back in the days ahahah


Rockembopper

Sex with one more non-quality person.


Murfiano

I’m listening


Ruminations0

Nothing


Ulrich-Stern

same


One_Hungry_Artist

Hmmmm the dollar store charges $1.25 now… hmmmmm


Kalelemonmesoftely

Uh


ZedTheEvilTaco

I think a loaf of bread there is less than that. So... Loaf of bread?


Zoltaroth

My job pays better than my penis apparently.


Ulrich-Stern

i felt this in my soul


dirtyslov21

What costs $1 now? That’s all I got


[deleted]

Scratch off


Frankie-Dubs

Big money to be earned.


Infamous-ceejay

I couldn't even afford to pay attention.


Direct-HIIT

Don’t feel bad, most people can’t afford this


LeBaguetteFaguette

A sample at Costco


jfcmfer

So you could pay for the Costco membership then....


[deleted]

i could steal something


Frankie-Dubs

Under rated comment.


[deleted]

One lotto ticket


Frankie-Dubs

Mmmm... a lot of wiggle room there. Either a scratch off, or a powerball plus. Range unclear; fucked dog


maclaglen

Two #13 combos at Whataburger.


DieselSwapEverything

Your twelve dollar-est bottle of wine, please.


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[удалено]


Paranoid_Eyez

Got em!


DieselSwapEverything

A virgin I see


nektubez

No if I was a virgin it would be a dry handjob instead


ThisAnswerIsLit

Cheap lap dance with a tip


Ulrich-Stern

*tip* you say? 😏


HYPERMAN1A

13 Arizona Teas


extrabutterycopporn

OP said quantity, not age


HYPERMAN1A

Ooof


Frankie-Dubs

Extra buttery on the reply there


sleekandspicy

A few rounds of beer


Frankie-Dubs

With Inflation god damn. Gg's as the kids would say


SADPLAYA

Some Pokemon cards or something


Alternative_Hat8374

A nice sandwich.


Oc7ave

Air


artamunov3

what can i get with 25 cents?


Winterfox736

So you did, a quarter of a person?


artamunov3

im curious what can i get with a quarter


maonohkom001

The condom I didn’t use.


RddtBurner

A cheap cheese pizza.. Probably from under a heat lamp at a gas station.


BirdsEyeSummary

An entre, main course meal, few drinks afterwards, uber home.


Frankie-Dubs

Neck-beard vibes.


Griff_5252

One singular Arizona tea


IncludingPirates

I’d rather use the number of times I’ve actually had sex. I’d be rich. Number of people? I’d be poor and maybe buy a bag of Doritos or something


come_on_cats

Rich?


IncludingPirates

Certainly not


Niksyn4

A Nintendo Switch


WesternAlbatross1292

Why u lying


Frankie-Dubs

His decimal is in the wrong location... by a lot


skunkadoo

$16 gift card


Hairy-Ass-855

Do animals count?


dumbass-ahedratron

Buying an animal or is that part of your headcount?


Murfiano

I believe they do


011101012101

A freddo


cainkilledabel6

6 pack of shiner


LimeyRat

How much is a gallon of gas going for?


Marquar234

4 sex acts and a handy.


leprethong

Lunch, but only through a drive thru window.


Paranoid_Eyez

A pizza.


Microscopic_Problem

Juul pods


The_Quicktrigger

My wallet would be the same as it is today. Empty


Theeverponderer

A metal pony ride 100 times


bizarromurphy

Those probably require quarters now. Gotta keep up with the times.


kondiro13

Air


kondiro13

Air


maruffin

A dollar’s worth if anything.


yatzhie04

Does masturbating count? If so a lot of people will be among the wealthiest


Squatch9463

*turns wallet upside down and gives it a shake* this bitch empty,yeeeeeet!


ExoticButters412

A free mobile game


llcucf80

I'll trade it in for a two dollar bill


ReweSerious

Maybe a dozen eggs


Sara___Tonin__

Ummm. I humbly say I could buy dinner for a family of five... and maybe a friend could be invited, too. But if you count only the last 20 years, I'd have a dollar.


Ill-Pride-2312

A burrito


JayJay8284

A pair of imaginary shoes 💀


indignantfly

A two-person meal deal, plus delivery.


SubstantialAward4495

Bio shock Remastered series on the Switch at it’s ultimate low price, with tax added on 😎


Ekra_Fleetfoot

...A bag of Fritos.


cisforcoffee

Well, definitely not more sex…


JBlooey

Somehow I'm even more broke than I normally am.


fawzah

Millions of rubles


Hiding-From-People

Gallon of milk


RanmaRanmaRanma

Like a tic tac pack ... Maybe


_-Joonie-_

Enough groceries to cook a nice dinner for one.


ipakookapi

A nice icecream dessert would be good


zombiexmuffins

A dozen eggs


darealJimTom

4 Arizona tees… with tax


Imbalancedben

A tootsie pop in 1997. Does oral count?


[deleted]

A chicken chalupa supreme combo at taco bell


Screamin_Kay_Lobbins

An overpriced greeting card


Chrome__Dome

I could buy a lot of things, not because I've had a lot of sex, but because the dollar is worth a lot in my country


GalacticAmethyst

I think 4 packets of ramen from the dollar store?


[deleted]

mfs i would be in debt


HungHung_

In this economy? Nothing. In any other economy? Still nothing


hellokittystan

2 things from dollar tree


Dumblond11

A subway $5 foot long


8champi8

A go with yur mom. Yeah, because she’s free.


Redmudgirl

A pack of bubble gum


arfbrookwood

A two dollar Bill. But you are asking the wrong question . The answer to that question is, just about anything I wanted.


Martin_McFly_Jr

A $3 loaf of bread.


SociallyUnconscious

Foot long.


qwopzxnm79

Does the $0.99 Store charge tax?


Never_Mandy1

X box series S 512 GB digital console


Never_Mandy1

Don’t tell my mom.


International-Key211

Two piece meal from popeyes. 3 piece, no drink.


TXteachr2018

A basic sweatshirt from Target


defokenneth

Nothing 😎


katcomesback

a $5 foot long


314159265358979326

I don't know how many people I've had sex with. What makes this bizarre is that the number is either 2 or 3.


throwawa111222333

I could buy a luxury perfume or a ticket to an $$$ upscale dinner and a $$ median priced show.


MinutePermission3014

A chipotle bowl…. With guac tho


Etore_the_not_smart

Zero dollars just my luck


FloridaManAgain6

Something cheap from McDonald's


LoveMyHubs1993

Anything from the dollar store, but I'd need tax.


SoupySpace

Nothing


ErrForceOnes

The New York Yankees. What can I say? I’m kind of a slut.


WesternAlbatross1292

Nothing


MaximusVulcanus

A nice dinner for 2.


BMXTKD

A nice dinner


RTSisbest

Pack of smokes and a double double


LabExpensive4764

A 20oz of Mountain Dew.


Cereal-dipper

A happy meal from McDonald’s


TodenDied

I would have 1 dollar in USD, if I convert it to indonesian rupiah I would have 15,415 dollars and would buy a small apartment in indonesia.


CapnAnonymouse

57 minutes of local minimum wage labor.


1tir3dgrl

$1 lotto ticket?


Grave_horse

A fancy McDonalds dinner


Pretty-cool-man

Nothing 🥲


StFrankoNorwoodian

Sex with 10 more people


cripplr-mr-onion

A $3 note


Pizza_Charming

Penny candy


Far_Reaction_5621

A dinner for one at outback steakhouse. Which is weird because that's where I pick up all my chicks


TBD44

A decent couple hits of crack


CrimsonClover23

A large bucket of popcorn and a small soda.


Gryffindorq

i don’t understand these maths


Excalib1rd

What does $2 buy me?


ragamuffinkingblog

I used to be able to afford any size soda at McD’s. But not anymore.


snipey-bro

What's free again?


mayonnaiselarry

Night at the movies with snacks. Moderately priced dinner after


Beta6102

A latte.


Rolling_Beardo

A value meal at McDonalds


[deleted]

is this USD or CAD?


clowntown777

About a a half tank of gas.


Angelwithashotgun4

What can I buy for a dollar


Fred2718

A medium black coffee at Peets


Random_Dude169

Well I’d be broke. Basically how I currently am


bob_is_best

Id be dirt fucking poor so nothing


LordBaranof

Whatever's being given away for free.


string1969

A small coffee at SB


mrhoolock

probably a stick of deodorant or something


[deleted]

2 gallons of gas


[deleted]

$3 bundle at McDonald's. If youre talking the whole shabang: two for a dollar chocolate chip cookies


Office_Warm

Three dollah


NvrConvctd

I could afford to buy a Forbes magazine. Hmm. Looks like OP's Mom just became the richest person on Earth.


Michaeleon

Costco Rotisserie Chicken


TheWalrusIsMartha

Something that costs $13. Shhh. I'll be 40 next month.


mutussangis

Four gum balls


amkcon

A 2 cheeseburger value meal from mcdonalds


Brezie78

Somthing off the dollar menu when they had those a few years back


seafoamteal

A free trial of Spotify Premium


disvastoi

copium, it's free


[deleted]

Twitter


myownbeer

Lunch at McDonald's


Mad-Cobra307

Any 1 thing at the dollar store!


9gag_better

Dumpster diving. Pretty sure I am gonna die alone


Nlh76

A case of coke


anotherorphan

pizza delivery time


go4tli

A Lamborghini


Commonsence2

Got anything for 50 cents?


ProbablyNotJG

A Mchicken and a large Coke actually.... a cup for water with sprite and a McHicken


tcarr1320

Seeing as how the op post isn’t written to say each person is worth a dollar each, then we have to assume they ment all sexual partners added together is worth one dollar. So I could buy something worth one dollar from whatever part of the world your from when reading this.


RichieRicch

1 month gym membership


Skeevy_bastid

I could go Wild at the dollar store!


microgiant

I'd hire a cheap hooker, which would in turn mean I'd get more money, and look at me, I'm the hooker now.


Seba_King

A few classic games on steam. As long as they're indies, and on sale...


-acidlean-

A pack of Doritos, egg and mayo sandwich and a can of RedBull if rape counts.


blugae

I can't have sex


SolventAssetsGone

iPhone 18


Deli_cat

Are we including tax in this?


Necr0Z0mbiac

Almost a brand new video game.


[deleted]

A bag of hot cheetos


BiggerAnimeTiddies

Nothing


x_akto

Nothing, and I'm happy with that :)


CacaJG

Do we get any money if we count ourselves?


Road_Warrior0711

Something that costs one dollar


girlDement3d

A dollar can't even buy a candy bar nowadays


__rale_

droptop lambo


johny69CZEprk

1x0=0


m4gm13

Free healthcare


[deleted]

A hooker in Newark New Jersey…


permacloud

A quarter tank