Didn't really miss the point though... the effort and thought is recognized and appreciated. Everyone realizes people aren't perfect and mistakes will always be made with anything.
They didn’t say the pizzas would be free. So you’d still have to pay for them. And if you wanted $100 bills on it, you’d pay accordingly. Not so smart now are you? Lol.
If I can only have one topping for the rest of your life, I’d only buy high quality pizzas. Not me, risking to get sick of the taste of the only topping I can have by getting low quality.
I make those with olive oil,fresh garlic, ricotta,mozzarella, and the best heirloom tomato slices I can find. Black pepper on top.
I put anchovies on mine but it's not for everyone
While visiting Jelenia Gora in Poland went to a pizza restaurant that offered a four sausage special - it was pizza with four different types of kielbasa. So that.
Also want to point out that Poles often make extremely good pizza. So if you know any Poles ask them about pizza. You won't be disappointed.
Will my SO be eating the pizzas I order as well?
If so, PINEAPPLE. Another opportunity to make sure everything tastes good for both of us. And I’m not referring to the pizzas taste ;)
Well, I'm from Brazil, and here in Brazil, we have many types of pizza, and there is a specific type that we call Portuguese and, in this type, there is ham, pepperoni, tomato, olives, peppers, boiled egg, cheese, oregano and lots of onions. So I choose portuguesa's topping pizza.
sausage, bacon or garlic. can't decide between the three but i'd be happy with any long as they were good quality toppings.
assuming i'm allowed to add my own condiments, grilled chicken is a decent option too. drizzle some ranch, or hot sauce, or pesto... mmm.
Those little tiny pepperoni that get crispy around the edges and look like opened clam shells
Cup n char?
$100 bills. Not a fan of how they taste so I'll just pick them off.
Give this man/woman a MEDAL for his intelligence.
Missed the point of the whole gender thing with the he
Didn't really miss the point though... the effort and thought is recognized and appreciated. Everyone realizes people aren't perfect and mistakes will always be made with anything.
yeah could have just said "give this person a medal for their intelligence "
They didn’t say the pizzas would be free. So you’d still have to pay for them. And if you wanted $100 bills on it, you’d pay accordingly. Not so smart now are you? Lol.
Crap.
I don't think that's a good pizza topping, but to each their own...
You'll never know until you've tried it
The bills are shredded before they're put on the pizza
Jalapeños
this is the only acceptable answer
Pepperoni!
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> Is the ~~right~~ ***only*** answer.
I feel the right answer is that thin pepperoni that crisp up. Not all pep will do
I would prefer thick pepperoni that is crisp around the edges….
This guy pizzas
While fresh basil is a decent option, it’s only good on high quality pizza. Pepperoni is good on all pizza. Frozen, chain, fancy. Doesn’t matter.
Fresh basil
While fresh basil is a decent option, it’s only good on high quality pizza. Pepperoni is good on all pizza. Frozen, chain, fancy. Doesn’t matter.
If I can only have one topping for the rest of your life, I’d only buy high quality pizzas. Not me, risking to get sick of the taste of the only topping I can have by getting low quality.
Mushrooms!
This is the way!
YES
A snake! Ohhh it's a snake!
And it doesn't matter if they were previously fresh or previously jarred in brine, both taste great with cheese!
The little cup N curl pepperonis that get crispy around the edges.
More cheese
Fresh garlic
I've literally never tried that. Omg.
My friend… order yourself and extra cheese pizza with fresh garlic and ricotta cheese. Fuck… I might order that right now.
Crushed garlic or sliced? And also, raw and fresh at the table, or put on top and baked with the pizza? I would appreciate slightly more details \^\^
I’m never specific when I order and accept garlic in all it’s forms. Always good. 💫
I'll have a pizza with cheese and garlic, except garlic in all its forms.
Where do you live? I'm not even sure that ricotta cheese is an option where I'm from.
Los Angeles, but I’m originally from the Pizza Belt and I swear they also have it. Maybe you can get some from the store and slap it on yourself?
I think I might just do that. Thanks for the tip.
Anytime! Let me know how it goes. 👀
They don’t have calzones where you are?
I make those with olive oil,fresh garlic, ricotta,mozzarella, and the best heirloom tomato slices I can find. Black pepper on top. I put anchovies on mine but it's not for everyone
Order a Don Vito right now from your closest NY pizzeria right now.
My first choice was going to be something like pepperoni or bacon but garlic would literally never get old. Plus I wouldn't get colon cancer haha
Bingo. 💫
Sausage not even close
Spicy Italian sausage from our joint
Shocked at the lack of people saying sausage.
I was as well!!! Sausage is delicious and comes in varied flavors to boot.
100%
Yep, I always get sausage on my pizzas.
I agree, and I’m surprised more people haven’t commented this. I would EASILY pick Sausage. Ground beef would be a close second
Pickled Red Onion. Because cheese and onion go better together than peas and carrots
Jalapeños. I actually sometimes get jalapeño cheese pizza cuz it's amazing.
Mushrooms. I fell in love with them a few months ago. Ditched my boyfriend to run away and marry a mushroom.
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Got damn you’re a genius
^(pineapple)
Bacon 🥓🤤
Pineapple. I know it’s a common debate, but I absolutely LOVE pineapple on pizza.
I know some people will disagree with me, but I'd choose pineapple. I love the burst of juicy freshness on the pizza.
Hmm, when you put it that way...
Mushrooooom
Pineapple
Let chaos reign.
I’ll admit I’m a pineapple on pizza lover
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Came to say this. May get hate on but it tastes good.
“Banned for hate speech”
Extra cheese, if not that then pepperoni.
Mushrooms
Hot salami
That was my nickname in college.
Pepperoni
Onions (not red). But just cheese would need to still be an option
Barbecue chicken! Or roasted red peppers.
Mushrooms
Mushrooms
Imagine not choosing the most classic of toppings, pepperoni
Yum, spiced lard circles.
Pepperoni...Windsor style.
Pepperoni
Pepperoni easy!
I usually order double pepperoni with extra cheese anyways.
Pineapple
Pineapple
pineapple. please don't downvote me.
Grilled chicken.
Onion ftw!
Veggie. Even if it's only one at a time there's lots of variety
Pineapple - perfect sweet and salty combination
Fungus slices
please don't kill me reddit...but i choose pineapple
Pineapple
Anchovies.
Salami
Ground beef… pizza, cheeseburger it works
Raw ham and the cheese would be buffalo mozzarella
The base sauce. Too dry otherwise.
Oh sorry, that was a given too! Way too dry otherwise.
Fresh basil.
Black olives
Jalapeños
Anchovies.
Meat. That's what you get in Bulgaria. Meat topped pizza. When we asked what the meat is? They just reply with 'meat'
Thin sliced ribeye steak
Pineapple
Jalapeños easily
Mushrooms
Extra cheese
Pineapple. Put a little hot sauce on there and its delightful.
When I order a pizza right now I just get one topping anyway. So... Italian sausage it is.
I'm surprised I haven't seen anyone say banana peppers yet! It's so delicious. Or is that not really thing where most people live???
While visiting Jelenia Gora in Poland went to a pizza restaurant that offered a four sausage special - it was pizza with four different types of kielbasa. So that. Also want to point out that Poles often make extremely good pizza. So if you know any Poles ask them about pizza. You won't be disappointed.
Ppppperereronononiiiiiiiii!!
Green olives. Those with feta go swimmingly on a pizza, but I could live with just olives.
Mushrooms.
Olives!!!!
Olives probably
Eggplants!
Broccoli. I think. That's tough. Does Riccota cheese count as extra? oh shit, no, PESTO! yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah pesto
Crystal meth
I can't read it properly when the sub suggests msuhrooms
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Dope
Bunch of savages in here
Will my SO be eating the pizzas I order as well? If so, PINEAPPLE. Another opportunity to make sure everything tastes good for both of us. And I’m not referring to the pizzas taste ;)
Username checks out!
Well, I'm from Brazil, and here in Brazil, we have many types of pizza, and there is a specific type that we call Portuguese and, in this type, there is ham, pepperoni, tomato, olives, peppers, boiled egg, cheese, oregano and lots of onions. So I choose portuguesa's topping pizza.
I’m an ass man
Ooooh what a fun question…. Pineapple
Strawberry
A meat lover's pizza. Same size. Just put it down on top. Than-kew.
Either bacon or fresh garlic
Bacon
The bread
Basil
sausage, bacon or garlic. can't decide between the three but i'd be happy with any long as they were good quality toppings. assuming i'm allowed to add my own condiments, grilled chicken is a decent option too. drizzle some ranch, or hot sauce, or pesto... mmm.
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Ham
This is life Pepperoni's like the default topping Like if anything, people who order cheese would get the pepperoni on it accidentally
Pepperoni, Bianca style if possible.
If cheese is a given I’ll choose ricotta cheese and my one topping is green olives. Yum!
Pineapple
Pineapple or shrimp
Meat
I choose the default topping pepperoni
Bacon
😅 https://youtu.be/M91LTgAWZ0k?t=193
Mushrooms
Im fine with a Margherita Pizza. IMO you cant improve on perfection.
Bacon
Money
Tough call between mushrooms or basil.
spinach
Feta. You just can’t top it.
Pepperoni
Basil
Sausage because there are SO MANY different types.
Onion
Chicken
Donair meat
Tomato and fresh basil that'll do me.
Tuna.
plain cheese
Sauce.
more cheese
Bacon
Canadian bacon
Mushrooms!
Sausage
Pineapple
I guess I'll take that on top of that and keep repeating this to get infinite pizzas. Solved world hunger. Next problem: world obesity.
Ether pepperoni or ham and chicken
100000000 euro
Basil
Tuna
Mushrooms
I'd go for pizza margherita. Tomato sauce, mozzarella, fresh basil. When done right, it's the queen of pizzas.
Mushrooms, easily!
Gotta he pepperoni
Reese’s Peanut Butter Cups…