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Those little tiny pepperoni that get crispy around the edges and look like opened clam shells


OG_burrz

Cup n char?


MolassesWhiplash

$100 bills. Not a fan of how they taste so I'll just pick them off.


deathlycat

Give this man/woman a MEDAL for his intelligence.


Accurate-Bedroom9384

Missed the point of the whole gender thing with the he


Malachorn

Didn't really miss the point though... the effort and thought is recognized and appreciated. Everyone realizes people aren't perfect and mistakes will always be made with anything.


abbymarie67

yeah could have just said "give this person a medal for their intelligence "


KC_187

They didn’t say the pizzas would be free. So you’d still have to pay for them. And if you wanted $100 bills on it, you’d pay accordingly. Not so smart now are you? Lol.


VTPG1

Crap.


mecartistronico

I don't think that's a good pizza topping, but to each their own...


VTPG1

You'll never know until you've tried it


PMMeUrHopesNDreams

The bills are shredded before they're put on the pizza


MysteriousShake7676

Jalapeños


sunniesage

this is the only acceptable answer


CicadaWolf77

Pepperoni!


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chileheadd

> Is the ~~right~~ ***only*** answer.


Blinx1211

I feel the right answer is that thin pepperoni that crisp up. Not all pep will do


BoogieDick

I would prefer thick pepperoni that is crisp around the edges….


Smackmanee

This guy pizzas


New_Needleworker6506

While fresh basil is a decent option, it’s only good on high quality pizza. Pepperoni is good on all pizza. Frozen, chain, fancy. Doesn’t matter.


peterotoolesliver

Fresh basil


New_Needleworker6506

While fresh basil is a decent option, it’s only good on high quality pizza. Pepperoni is good on all pizza. Frozen, chain, fancy. Doesn’t matter.


eriktheboy

If I can only have one topping for the rest of your life, I’d only buy high quality pizzas. Not me, risking to get sick of the taste of the only topping I can have by getting low quality.


Blessed_tenrecs

Mushrooms!


Spumko

This is the way!


Artemis507

YES


UlteriorCulture

A snake! Ohhh it's a snake!


chickzilla

And it doesn't matter if they were previously fresh or previously jarred in brine, both taste great with cheese!


GnarlFist

The little cup N curl pepperonis that get crispy around the edges.


realisticduck_

More cheese


SoulSurgent

Fresh garlic


sophia1185

I've literally never tried that. Omg.


SoulSurgent

My friend… order yourself and extra cheese pizza with fresh garlic and ricotta cheese. Fuck… I might order that right now.


Grakhus

Crushed garlic or sliced? And also, raw and fresh at the table, or put on top and baked with the pizza? I would appreciate slightly more details \^\^


SoulSurgent

I’m never specific when I order and accept garlic in all it’s forms. Always good. 💫


PVDeviant-

I'll have a pizza with cheese and garlic, except garlic in all its forms.


sophia1185

Where do you live? I'm not even sure that ricotta cheese is an option where I'm from.


SoulSurgent

Los Angeles, but I’m originally from the Pizza Belt and I swear they also have it. Maybe you can get some from the store and slap it on yourself?


sophia1185

I think I might just do that. Thanks for the tip.


SoulSurgent

Anytime! Let me know how it goes. 👀


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They don’t have calzones where you are?


I-amthegump

I make those with olive oil,fresh garlic, ricotta,mozzarella, and the best heirloom tomato slices I can find. Black pepper on top. I put anchovies on mine but it's not for everyone


Vipershark01

Order a Don Vito right now from your closest NY pizzeria right now.


actualvariance

My first choice was going to be something like pepperoni or bacon but garlic would literally never get old. Plus I wouldn't get colon cancer haha


SoulSurgent

Bingo. 💫


Bilbringi9

Sausage not even close


jochrispo

Spicy Italian sausage from our joint


Chicken65

Shocked at the lack of people saying sausage.


Bilbringi9

I was as well!!! Sausage is delicious and comes in varied flavors to boot.


Shockingelectrician

100%


sophia1185

Yep, I always get sausage on my pizzas.


Chong_81

I agree, and I’m surprised more people haven’t commented this. I would EASILY pick Sausage. Ground beef would be a close second


SandyVapour992

Pickled Red Onion. Because cheese and onion go better together than peas and carrots


Clcooper423

Jalapeños. I actually sometimes get jalapeño cheese pizza cuz it's amazing.


M1lli333

Mushrooms. I fell in love with them a few months ago. Ditched my boyfriend to run away and marry a mushroom.


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murph_diver

Got damn you’re a genius


IgnoreMe674

^(pineapple)


Practical_Past1626

Bacon 🥓🤤


Endereye96

Pineapple. I know it’s a common debate, but I absolutely LOVE pineapple on pizza.


Rockpoolcreater

I know some people will disagree with me, but I'd choose pineapple. I love the burst of juicy freshness on the pizza.


sophia1185

Hmm, when you put it that way...


Short_Bobcat_4784

Mushrooooom


Otomo-Yuki

Pineapple


sejm

Let chaos reign.


yt_Jackzy

I’ll admit I’m a pineapple on pizza lover


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Rodville

Came to say this. May get hate on but it tastes good.


Rockspider19

“Banned for hate speech”


SonofaSlumlord

Extra cheese, if not that then pepperoni.


Chroococcaceae

Mushrooms


Independent-Yam-7768

Hot salami


klown013

That was my nickname in college.


BonnieH1

Pepperoni


RoastedCaliflower

Onions (not red). But just cheese would need to still be an option


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Barbecue chicken! Or roasted red peppers.


slushii1337

Mushrooms


tacoman429

Mushrooms


Ordinarypanic

Imagine not choosing the most classic of toppings, pepperoni


iHateAmericans999

Yum, spiced lard circles.


Bork60

Pepperoni...Windsor style.


Minimum_crab

Pepperoni


Prodigyjojo

Pepperoni easy!


darkuen

I usually order double pepperoni with extra cheese anyways.


Dull_May_shan_0531

Pineapple


retrometro77

Pineapple


hummus_exe

pineapple. please don't downvote me.


Astramancer_

Grilled chicken.


AwayRefrigerator585

Onion ftw!


CoffeeandCare_me

Veggie. Even if it's only one at a time there's lots of variety


unforunate_soul

Pineapple - perfect sweet and salty combination


techramblings

Fungus slices


Alternative-Rip-1542

please don't kill me reddit...but i choose pineapple


dyxankw

Pineapple


RifleShower

Anchovies.


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Salami


HouseDog2020

Ground beef… pizza, cheeseburger it works


Moarten

Raw ham and the cheese would be buffalo mozzarella


ThePhoenixBird2022

The base sauce. Too dry otherwise.


sophia1185

Oh sorry, that was a given too! Way too dry otherwise.


CMAKaren

Fresh basil.


OrneryFriendship5247

Black olives


Guess_the_name

Jalapeños


crankery

Anchovies.


minisrugbycoach

Meat. That's what you get in Bulgaria. Meat topped pizza. When we asked what the meat is? They just reply with 'meat'


BlackTedDibiase

Thin sliced ribeye steak


Low-Applo

Pineapple


skyerain_xo

Jalapeños easily


TundraOG

Mushrooms


ClickWaiter

Extra cheese


rusty_L_shackleford

Pineapple. Put a little hot sauce on there and its delightful.


Adlehyde

When I order a pizza right now I just get one topping anyway. So... Italian sausage it is.


sophia1185

I'm surprised I haven't seen anyone say banana peppers yet! It's so delicious. Or is that not really thing where most people live???


ElvishMystical

While visiting Jelenia Gora in Poland went to a pizza restaurant that offered a four sausage special - it was pizza with four different types of kielbasa. So that. Also want to point out that Poles often make extremely good pizza. So if you know any Poles ask them about pizza. You won't be disappointed.


LucianPitons

Ppppperereronononiiiiiiiii!!


Whiskey-Weather

Green olives. Those with feta go swimmingly on a pizza, but I could live with just olives.


unkemptbeard

Mushrooms.


kateeeliza

Olives!!!!


jaketheb

Olives probably


NoRacines

Eggplants!


RaccoonSamson

Broccoli. I think. That's tough. Does Riccota cheese count as extra? oh shit, no, PESTO! yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah pesto


Exact-Cockroach-6682

Crystal meth


Lower-Star-3714

I can't read it properly when the sub suggests msuhrooms


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Exact-Cockroach-6682

Dope


SillyScarcity700

Bunch of savages in here


Grocery-Exciting

Will my SO be eating the pizzas I order as well? If so, PINEAPPLE. Another opportunity to make sure everything tastes good for both of us. And I’m not referring to the pizzas taste ;)


sophia1185

Username checks out!


RansomMan18

Well, I'm from Brazil, and here in Brazil, we have many types of pizza, and there is a specific type that we call Portuguese and, in this type, there is ham, pepperoni, tomato, olives, peppers, boiled egg, cheese, oregano and lots of onions. So I choose portuguesa's topping pizza.


PorchandTitchforks

I’m an ass man


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Ooooh what a fun question…. Pineapple


Axelman420

Strawberry


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A meat lover's pizza. Same size. Just put it down on top. Than-kew.


anoneybaloney

Either bacon or fresh garlic


Panki89

Bacon


goodfurball2288

The bread


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Basil


calciferrising

sausage, bacon or garlic. can't decide between the three but i'd be happy with any long as they were good quality toppings. assuming i'm allowed to add my own condiments, grilled chicken is a decent option too. drizzle some ranch, or hot sauce, or pesto... mmm.


Exact-Cockroach-6682

Crack


Exact-Cockroach-6682

H


sophia1185

i


Exact-Cockroach-6682

J


usedndabused

Ham


SirRandyandHis_Queen

This is life Pepperoni's like the default topping Like if anything, people who order cheese would get the pepperoni on it accidentally


littlemarcus91

Pepperoni, Bianca style if possible.


placer128

If cheese is a given I’ll choose ricotta cheese and my one topping is green olives. Yum!


KeyboardCowboy97

Pineapple


onyxknight2

Pineapple or shrimp


am_i_your

Meat


BlokHead832

I choose the default topping pepperoni


EvilAlicia

Bacon


opticstriker

😅 https://youtu.be/M91LTgAWZ0k?t=193


Melonqualia

Mushrooms


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Im fine with a Margherita Pizza. IMO you cant improve on perfection.


Skulldugwry1

Bacon


Trick_Ad7122

Money


berael

Tough call between mushrooms or basil.


10NeonWaves

spinach


Videogamer69420

Feta. You just can’t top it.


OrganicOpportunity73

Pepperoni


proactivepistachio

Basil


Supremestcumfish

Sausage because there are SO MANY different types.


dramaticmyocardium

Onion


Masked_Panther24

Chicken


KrayzieAlcohilicFlow

Donair meat


dazednowconfused

Tomato and fresh basil that'll do me.


Kezly

Tuna.


Caffeine_and_Alcohol

plain cheese


Mike2220

Sauce.


Nudie73

more cheese


CasualSportsFanatic

Bacon


wiskey_straight86

Canadian bacon


24-Hour-Hate

Mushrooms!


thatguywiththeposts

Sausage


_PorcoRosso

Pineapple


Dark-n-rol

I guess I'll take that on top of that and keep repeating this to get infinite pizzas. Solved world hunger. Next problem: world obesity.


banakinskywalker2169

Ether pepperoni or ham and chicken


animatorjuststupid

100000000 euro


Ultrabigbutt

Basil


lukman0708

Tuna


Asleep-Figure9442

Mushrooms


Mehitabel9

I'd go for pizza margherita. Tomato sauce, mozzarella, fresh basil. When done right, it's the queen of pizzas.


dangerous_strainer

Mushrooms, easily!


56sethclark

Gotta he pepperoni


Stuff-Optimal

Reese’s Peanut Butter Cups…