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ImNotGoodISwear

Oh wow. Wtf I’m assuming one of these dudes has to be the dude FLYING down the parking garage


esports_consultant

Harris was the Tokyo drifter


StackSznShivers

Yup


HighClassProletariat

Why do I continue to allow these 19 year olds to dictate the mood of my weekends?


TheMightyJD

I’ve made myself that question many, many times.


DontHornsDownMeBro

Had a buddy/roomate in college during young/mccoy era who refused to follow texas football. Finally after some years we got him into it one season but that was the year we dropped a single game to tech at the end and didnt make the national championship. He went ballistic after the game about how he didnt want to get invovlved as a fan because he knew something like this would happen and ruin his mood for the foreseeable future. And he never watched Texas again, even the next year when we went to ship.


HighClassProletariat

Jeez, that is such a good time to be at Texas lol. Tbh I joke but a consistent 8-4 A&M is a lot better than the A&M teams I would watch with my dad growing up in the mid-00s. It would be awesome to break though and go to the CFP but I won't complain too much about having winning seasons... I see a lot of the newer generation fans for many teams who think it's CFP or bust.


killzone3abc

Wow. Fucking wow. Forget transferring they might get run out of town depending on tonight's result.


JJody29

What did they do?


GoBlueDevils4

Supposedly they snuck out of the hotel last night to go party or something. I mean seriously, how hard is it to just stay in the night before a huge game?


Penis_Wanker

I've worked security for UGA at the home game hotel. With how Kirby got those boys trained, not one left their rooms after 9 pm.


Tarmacked

Kirby probably learned it from Saban. Saban has the guys check in to a hotel maybe a block or two from the facility (owned by the university). They don’t leave the premises


Penis_Wanker

Thats what they do and have an outside security firm watching every floor. We literally sat at every entrance of every floor and the entrance of the hotel. No one got in or out.


LosAngelesVikings

I think this is pretty common, actually.


swxrice

I would be surprised if a single team in all of FBS doesn't do this. Even Rice pays for a home team hotel.


InfallibleTheory

Hell even Air Force does this, and we're on base


I2ecover

Auburn travels an hour away and stays in a hotel the night before their home games lmao.


Tarmacked

I’d be surprised if it wasn’t honestly


Juggerginge

Saban learned that when he was at LSU with the hotel that’s on campus. The team used to stay there I don’t know if BK is still doing it


dillpickles007

He didn't learn that there lol, that's been a thing for decades and decades


MildDrinkingProblem

I'm just envisioning some guy walking to get some ice with headphones on for a nagging injury, and getting tackled and read his Miranda rights.


Penis_Wanker

Naa just don't let anyone leave the halls or enter the halls. They have no reason to after lights out.


SavageSquirl

Thank you for protecting the team u/Penis_Wanker


landmanpgh

"We ain't come here to play school."


BuckeyeEmpire

Shit, at least Cardale was mad about his actual grades. I'd take that and tattoos over what A&M has going on Edited


NighthawkRandNum

"any idea over" lol (But it's true, those things aren't unnecessary distractions to a player and teammates)


error_undefined_

“We ain’t come here to play football either”


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ThinkSoftware

Incidentally, BYU got fucked today


BlazinAzn38

I wonder how many of them are 5 star recruits that have faced no consequences for their actions in a long time


BuckeyeForLife95

Based on just this week, Denver Harris is definitely that kind of guy.


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At minimum two


lookglen

Some of these guys the night before really just need to take a Benadryl


Esco9

Shit idk about you but that can leave me groggy the next day.


beatenwithjoy

5mg melatonin and a podcast detailing the development of the Saab JAS 39 Gripen.


Sorge74

The fuck? After last week, can't even take the U for granted


OldhamB

Yeah, what's the real story? I'm thinking a felony - only way Jimbo sits them before a big game.


AesculusPavia

Yup it has to be serious. Usually a misdemeanor only gets half a game


Mike_with_Wings

Agreed, it has to be something more than snuck out. I guess it’ll come out eventually.


ThisGuy100000

Apparently a couple left the team hotel last night to see friends which is a violation. Harris was drifting in a parking garage I think


melikeybacon

Again? Wasn't the drifting last week? Or this punishment is a result of the previous drifting? I want to imagine this guy just can't stop drifting.


ThisGuy100000

I think the drifting happened 6 days ago so maybe punishment just started Edit: Man is trying to get an NIL with the Fast and Furious franchise


Bama_gains

Tokyo drift can never die


dinkleberrysurprise

I wonder if you know how they live in tokyo


Mike_with_Wings

You never had me! You never had your car!


thatoneguyD13

Denver at the very least posted a video of him joyriding at crazy speeds in a parking garage. Guy is a moron


Kodak6lack

Denver had himself quite a week


galeforcewinds95

It's amazing how it seems like he's involved in a new story every other day.


magicallydelinquent

at some point he'll get cut he's not a QB even tyrann mathieu got cut at a point


The-Biscuit-Farmer

They snuck out after curfew last night


killzone3abc

Someone in this thread is claiming Marshal punched another player in practice, but I haven't seen any source for that.


DO_party

Let them leave. It’s obvious 3/4 those players are divas


swanpenguin

At this point, I’m just laughing. Either I watch the Jimbo era implode or we somehow make it out of this even better. Let’s see. I’m numb.


mf-TOM-HANK

Somehow I get the feeling A&M ends up deep...*and I mean deep*...in the basement of the SEC West.


ChiefWatchesYouPee

My BAS has been flaring up ever since the announcement of tu and OU joining the SEC. There goes a big recruiting advantage and we never really took advantage of tu’s down years. If they get a couple good years going in and we suck then recruiting is going to be a struggle like it was in the old big 12 days


AfraidActive

plz no


WearyGallivanter

Tell Missouri I said “fuck you”


smokeey

Somehow beats LSU or Bama loses to fucking everyone else because ***Experience Aggie Football™***


Bama_gains

Yes and this timeline will have Jimbo Fisher working for Nick Saban again.


GoinLong

I don't think anything could humble Jimbo enough for that to happen.


thejawa

Even if he gets fired for cause somehow, schools will line up to hire Jimbo.


DrinkingCoffee_

Jimbo has 90 million reasons to not join the Saban HC Rehab program.


Thorteris

Evan Stewart AND Chris Marshall? The gift that just keeps on giving. #1 recruiting class folks


Tommybrady20

If A&M finishes like 7-5 which it seems like they’re hurling towards… like half that class is gonna leave. Not to mention like 8 top 100 guys all play the same position. (DL)


Sabre_Actual

“Like 7-5” have you seen their schedule?


SpaceCowboy34

I’d take 7-5. Looking longingly at our trademark 8-4


siberianwolf99

Legitimate question, do you think your boosters would actually pony up the money to fire jimbo if things got bad over the next two years


SpaceCowboy34

I honestly don’t think so. It’s too insane of a buyout.


Tommybrady20

I was being generous as to not invite a million downvotes, but yes. If it goes off the rails here, 5-7 is plenty likely.


anandj12345678909876

Dear god if they go 5-7… not sure if I’d ever be able to stop laughing


SeinfeldMatt

For as much shit as they gave you guys last year. They might deserve the shit talk


imbroke828

They got murderer's row if they survive Miami.


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theotherhemsworth

Big if true


Mezmorizor

If the rumor is true and it's because they snuck out to go clubbing, then they're effectively already gone. Given that I've heard students say they saw them at Northgate last night, I don't see why I wouldn't believe them.


Tommybrady20

I think you’re underrating the amount of leash being good at football buys you.


whyisalltherumgone_

Noted tough-on-shennanigans coach, Jimbo Fisher. Head coach of Jameis Winston.


Misdirected_Colors

Good ole Francois too!


MeowChiMinh

And the kicker that killed turntle


whyisalltherumgone_

Are you telling me even Turntle was a Jimbo casualty?


tpwyo

I’m saying Jimbo ordered the kicker to kill that turtle.


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Misdirected_Colors

Toxic star players in a Jimbo Fisher locker room? Where have I heard that story before?


ThisGuy100000

Lmao imagine if they go to Texas


Sabre_Actual

We’re booting Harris’ Jeep and not letting Hall near him.


CarterAC3

Transfer portal is gonna be crazy


Aphrobang

Yeah. Stewart, Harris and Smoke (along with their other antics this week) snuck out of the hotel and went to hang with friends last night. Marshall is out because he punched another player who was giving him shit at practice this week and cracked his hand (haven't seen anything definitive about his injury but he had it heavily wrapped on ~Thursday). Lulz


JewishDoggy

I bet Harris drove!


arequipai

Tokyo Drifting to TGI Friday


JewishDoggy

Gonna be #56 after transfers


libsoutherner

Inexcusable if the rumors are true. Leon O’Neal, a former Aggie safety who struggled with disciplinary issues early in his career at A&M, summed it up best: [Entitlement, immaturity, growing pains… Was some extreme things I had to work on in college before my junior year. Hope these talented guys can figure it out soon. This Team needs you](https://twitter.com/WakeEmUp9/status/1571220468945883142?s=20&t=XRIISTiQV5X7fq3783ReVA)


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Not surprised that college athletes are entitled af. All their life they’ve been told they’re hot shit, and probably have not faced severe consequences for their actions.


jseal777

Teacher here. I can unfortunately confirm the “zero consequences” part.


DrinkingCoffee_

Not a teacher here, but just stopping by to thank you for all that you are doing in the classroom. Our future depends on your profession. I am grateful for you.


jseal777

I appreciate it. It’s a tough job but at least I have Saturdays to look forward… ya know what never mind


TheMightyJD

NIL money is just fuel to the fire.


GP_ADD

They deserve the money and contracts, but you are not wrong. At 18 I woulda been stupid as shit with that money


TheMightyJD

I’ve been saying that players need to be paid because they make big-time money for their universities but it’s absolutely a case that 18 year olds are not fully matured, at least not most of them.


Spartyjason

Maybe it's time for an NIL trust program! Put the money somewhere safe until they are 25. Yes I know it's dumb..but it would help.


Juggerginge

Leon O Neal seemed to just be immature on the field and Twitter did he do stuff like this too? I remember him and LSU players would talk non stop shit to each other


libsoutherner

Oh yeah he did plenty back when he was an underclass man


OleRockTheGoodAg

What a perfect way to cap off a terrible week in College Station


DougFlutiesMullet

I mean can't Jimbo pay to put Johnny Manziel inside an enclosed glass display and lecture these guys on the way in and out of the facility each day: "Boys, don't be like me."


virus_apparatus

He might be down for it tbh


tex_arse

How much would he charge them for autographs afterwards?


Jackson3125

The day is still young, my friend.


DougFlutiesMullet

> "The day is still young, my friend." It's always nice to have concerned neighbors.


anandj12345678909876

https://i.imgur.com/tjKHkk2.jpg


NadaHumble

Banner week for this Harris guy


Blarg1889

SMOKE UP HARRIS. I mean may as well at this point


ericmano

Denver the guy who was speeding in a parking structure?


IAmALucianMain

Supposedly it isn’t for that. The rumor is that they snuck out last night.


ericmano

Oh jeez that’s a boneheaded move if true. Worst possible timing


pythadeus4

Young dudes. Hopefully if they're real ball players the suspensions will work. If they don't actually love the game and only care for the clout that comes with it, then this learning opportunity will help weed them out.


0H_MAMA

Post national championship in 2005 Texas had similar issues with players wilding out. Almost all of the problem players weren’t a factor in any of the success we had over the next 4 years


killzone3abc

Honestly just hoping the older receivers take the 2nd chance they've been given here and run with it. Either way km getting smashed for this game


0H_MAMA

A loss today and to Mississippi state and this could be the quickest recruiting class blow up of all time. At least we suck for a whole year before our freshmen fall out of the program.


Pylon-Cam

If we don’t win today, I think the wheels fully come off and we’re staring 1-5 in the face. Hope it doesn’t come down to that.


0H_MAMA

I agree with you. People looking to Miss St as a potential bounce back game are completely underestimating Mike Leach’s hatred for everything tamu.


ruSAL

What are you talking about? Leach loved A&M when he was at Tech. Well to clarify, he loved *winning often against* A&M but still. Lots of love.


Pylon-Cam

Absolutely. Mississippi State and Leach specifically has some voodoo on A&M. No matter how much better A&M is on paper, I never take that game for granted.


mrmoneyinthebanks

Depends entirely on which Leach team shows up.


Headshot308

Why are we favored to win?


Tigercat92

Miami hasn’t been tested and you guys are at home


m1n1gator

Well….. home field didn’t help last week


Pylon-Cam

Because it’s the Aggie Roller Coaster way! We win big tonight and get our hopes up, only to be crushed in SEC play.


XVIIIMMIV

What a week for A&M


cutacross

House divided tonight!


XVIIIMMIV

Gonna be a tough to root against Utsa tonight 😭😭


bartsimpsonscousin

Me too. Hoping for close game until TX pulls away in the 4th


AcidSweetTea

What a week for Denver Harris


andylog

My Battered Aggie Syndrome is raging right now


eye_can_see_you

~~Mark Richt~~ Jimbo Fisher has lost control


GoBlueDevils4

Hard to stop dumb kids from being dumb. But I do think it says a lot about how much those particular kids care about the program. After an unacceptable loss last week, their heads should be completely focused on what could be a huge redemption game. Instead they sneak out to party and hamper the entire team by getting suspended.


Claudethedog

What a nut kick this season has been so far.


odiethethird

It’s been amazing


FightingFarrier18

At this point, I’m fine with it. These guys gotta learn that they can’t just do whatever they want. And if they transfer because other people are holding them accountable, then good riddance. That’s not the kind of player that you want on your team


Priestahh-MyFather-

What the fuckkkk is wrong with this team. I have to rely on the roadrunners now


Collador1

Hey


Priestahh-MyFather-

You’re in for a long game buddy UTSA is the real deal


Collador1

They're pretty good. If our defense plays like against Bama we'll be fine. If not, then could be in trouble.


Chemical_Willow5415

They’re no app st


pickaxe121

Tell me about it


TheSicilianDude

I’d rather relive all of 2020 than have to live through a week like this again


FAPS_RAMROD

The BAS is real


The-Biscuit-Farmer

I mean at least in 2020 we had one loss and finished at #5


jerbu1337

We are absolutely going to win this game by five touchdowns, get extremely cocky after the abuse of this past week, and then go winless in conference. Rollercoaster ain’t done yet.


Cars-and-Coffee

The rollercoaster is never over in September.


DJpoop

Historically the rollercoaster goes off the rails in October


Sorge74

If y'all could randomly beat Bama again, that be dope.


narwhalz27

The future of Texas A&M football rides on the arm of Max Johnson tonight


killzone3abc

His arm, Devon Acahnes legs, and the hands of Ainias Smith, Chase Lane, Moose Muhammad, and Jalen Preston


comradewilson

These MFers assembling exodia of tamu


killzone3abc

If we win I'll make that meme and post it in the subreddit.


Allaboutfootball23

Kind of surprised they suspended them against Miami. I don’t know Jimbo’s track record but I’m used to seeing players suspended against some FCS.


Key_Spinach

Next FCS team isn't until November.


FightingFarrier18

Tbf, the team didn’t really have a choice with Denver Harris. He was live streaming his shenanigans


Allaboutfootball23

True but 3 players is crazy. It’s a good thing that he did but still surprising.


MrTheNoodles

A&M getting the #1 class is the gift that keeps on giving hahaha


JEH-C

Just win. It's never as bad as it seems or as good as it seems.


Bank_Gothic

I hate all these Texas flairs reveling in A&M's misery. It's just tempting fate. Have we learned nothing?


HairyHutch

I guess we are about to find out. I wish yall the best against UTSA, they can be a hell of a team


Provid3nce

Turns out when you just pay someone to be on your team and there's no culture buy in, they're unlikely to give a shit about the team or the school. Quelle Surprise.


Sorge74

It's almost like that's why Bama doesn't have all the 5 stars, cause there are other things instead of stars


AlekRivard

Like quasars and planets


Sorge74

Also nebulas, I hear they are full of coffee


theotherhemsworth

Things seem to be going real well down there.


BIG_DICK_WHITT

As the great philosopher The Notorious BIG once said, “Mo money mo problems”


mrmoneyinthebanks

This really does feel like one of those “wheels are coming off” situations you hear about with lame duck coaches expected to be fired at the end of the season


Biggie_Sal_Jayne

I'm thoroughly disappointed, but not surprised to hear this news.


2701Ihsv1855

This is getting gratuitous at this point


L13HolyUmbra

Rat poison. Miami will find a way to disappoint me right when people begin making kool-aid


TeenFagsRunThisHood

I’m already stoned and numb for the day so this can’t hurt me! Still can’t wait to go cheer on the Ags later today as part of being a delusional brainwashed Aggie whoop yessss


HighlyUnsuspect

My guess is, they think they are already out of the playoff race. The season with Jimbos offense is a dud. These guys are going nuts before they hit the transfer portal.


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iisanaggie

After Denver Harris’ dumbfuckery this past week… good.


Ugaalive1991

Lol


MogaMeteor

Usually I wish for nothing but the worse for Miami, but the proposition of A&M further spiraling in the case of a loss has me sickly curious. Still not gonna cheer for the Canes, but my popcorn will be fresh and ready for either outcome.


SpeedBoatSquirrel

rooting for a 3-2 Miami win.


Cars-and-Coffee

I will be entertained no matter what. The worst case scenario is if they both look great though.


Dienikes

Good for Jimbo. Between the QB change and suspending these players for the first half (and possibly the whole game), Fisher is definitely sending the right message to the team.


Ox_Baker

This is what you get for having team rules.


leakymemo

Has Jimbo lost control of the program? /half sarcasm


pythadeus4

It seems the new wave of NIL freshman literally think they can do whatever they want because boosters gave them a money bag before they ever proved themselves on a college campus. I think it's a problem with a new generation more so than Jimbo being at fault.


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FSUfan35

This is a recurring problem with Jimbo.


MrTheNoodles

For how much people rag on Texas for NIL, we haven’t had these type of issues with our freshman yet. This is definitely a Jimbo culture issue


Cars-and-Coffee

Maybe, but we aren’t seeing problems to this extent at other places that have players getting paid a lot.


Cormetz

Idunno man, UT parking services seem to be pushing a confrontation constantly...


numinos710

how you gonna tow QB1s car DURING the game?


MogaMeteor

This A&M class is really the first of it's scale. Like I'm sure UGA, Bama, and OSU hooked up their players as well as they've always done in 2022, but for A&M to cleanly outrecruit those programs despite minimal recent success they must have paid out on another level. Next year though, watch out for places like Texas, Miami, and USC to face similar issues with their 23' classes.


EvenParty

At best they learn and mature from this. At worst they transfer out. Don’t want divas that are all about themselves on the team anyways. Stewart was the only one making an impact on the field anyway, and even then he had a key fumble last week. The other guys have been kind of non-factors.


AfraidActive

this team has fallen apart and the program is not far behind it. worst 95 million i've ever seen spent


Ad_Astra117

>worst 95 million i've ever seen spent I think they can do better. I want A&M to achieve Department of Defense levels of financial waste


StarvedRock314

Get your A&M portal stock while it's hot, fellas!


TheDarkSkinProphet

Wow. What’s going on down there Aggie bros?


nolablue1024

Do any of these players start or in the 2 deep?


ImNotGoodISwear

Starting Db and Stewart is a starting wr