I’m a huge fan of Accio (with the talent that grabs multiple enemies) then an incendio follow up (with the talent that sets off a ring of fire around you). Great for inferi too.
From the north, we did bottle rocket fights. Roman Candles seemed too dangerous. But then again we also blew up broken printers and crap with quarter sticks. It was kind of like the scene in Office Space, but better, 'cause explosives. I wish today I could do that again... god I hate printers.
I don’t think there’s a single alternate timeline where I don’t end up in Roman candle wars because (and this is a direct quote) “hell yeah, Roman candles!”
My in laws would try to play baseball with them. They also made "sparkler bombs" and would chunk artillery shells like a baseball instead of putting them in the tubes. I'm surprised they didn't end up with more injuries.
I was drunk by 9am on 4th of July and my college roommate shot me in the mouth with a Roman candle, and I started vomiting black sulfor gunk. Just glad it wasn't the exploding kind.
First the [mud wizard](https://www.reddit.com/r/facepalm/comments/10cfs82/german_riot_police_defeated_and_humiliated_by/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button), now this
Game speak:
Tank: the character that is meant to take the hits instead of the physically weaker characters, usually a warrior or knight class
CC: crowd control. Stops enemies from attacking, usually to focus on one enemy at a time
Movement debuff: spell or ability that makes enemies move slower. Debuff is opposite of buff. A movement buff would make you move faster or a health buff would give you more health.
De-agro: makes enemies or an enemy stop showing as much aggression against you, causing them to attack someone else that they hate more
If you like to see some more funky stuff, look up fighting games notation. It's pretty much like learning how to play the piano, once you know it you know it.
tbh, I'm a fan of having wizards at protests. A nice big staff to gesture with, some good quotes like "you shall not pass" to stir the crowd up, it could add a lot. The right hood or cowl can even hide your face, and it doesn't have to be the same person in the robe each time.
So, raised in the southern US.
I 100% understand where you're going with this and not wrong… but same time your description was kinda instinctively concerning because we already have that.
Harry Potter and the Trap Door of Doom
Harry Potter and the Bad Basement
Harry Potter and the One-headed Dog
Harry Potter and the School Intermural Tournament
Harry Potter and the Freemasons
Harry Potter and the Prince of Potions
Harry Potter and the Immortal Heirlooms
They literally did this for all young people in America (full social security is now 67 rather than 65) and it seemed like no one gave a shit.
They’re talking about raising it to 70 now.
Heck yeah boi, I scrolled so far past all the Harry Potter comments, seriously do people just forget that there is other fictional magic besides Harry Potter?
I’m not French but I love how upset they’re getting and how hard they’re pushing back. It’s how the people should be. They actually have solidarity as a working class and fight for each other
I was in Paris on the day they first protested this proposal, followed the masses along the route, dodging police on the way. Ran from some tear gas. Good times.
It was really something to see. People of all ages, all backgrounds, it was just a very united front against this. Seeing photos from these protests, looks like they cranked it up to 11. The day I was there was like a 5 in comparison.
That's how these things always go, we'll behave quite nicely for the first few ones, see if that works. When it doesn't, more people show up, people get angrier and... well, there we are now.
Yeah exactly. It's all about private retirement plans anyway so really you just retire when you can personally afford to (or you just never retire) in the US
Just saying "for financial reasons" is disingenuous. Macron knew the population was largely against the measure but ordered his prime minister to use their power to pass the measure without a vote.
It’s only for the worthy ones. Are you worthy?
If so: tap on the three dots on your previous comment, there should be an item that reads “Edit” or something along those lines.
The specific way it shows mostly depends on your client (web, official iOS app, etc…) but you can definitely do that!
Roman Candle. I got blasted in the back if the head by one as a kid. The projectile blew up and I got some burning plastic shrapnel wounds. We use to have fireworks wars. It’s was a fun, no mortars, cherry bombs, m10s allowed.
Roman candle fireworks are commonly used here against police. During all kind of protest that degenerate, may it be about politics like in here or, in suburbs, unrests related to police operations (including police wrongdoing or following anti drug operations).
As a German, I really like Macrons politics regarding a more united EU. But I’m happy that the french citizens are not having any of his neoliberal bullshit when it comes to pension, healthcare and taxes. Wish we had a similar protest culture in Germany. We can definitely learn from you guys.
My guy hitting them with the Bombarda
I was thinking confringo
Same. Been playing too much HL lately haha
So many spiders and not enough focus potion to end them quickly enough.
I’m a huge fan of Accio (with the talent that grabs multiple enemies) then an incendio follow up (with the talent that sets off a ring of fire around you). Great for inferi too.
Accio > glacius > incendio combo kills most enemies in one go.
You should to follow Glacius up with Diffindo. You'll get a massive chunk off their health bar.
It’s called a Roman candle. If you live in the south you have atleast 2 cousins who have a permanent burn from one.
I yeah I remember watching Roman candle fights, really dumb thing to do but This is the south…
From the north, we did bottle rocket fights. Roman Candles seemed too dangerous. But then again we also blew up broken printers and crap with quarter sticks. It was kind of like the scene in Office Space, but better, 'cause explosives. I wish today I could do that again... god I hate printers.
PC load letter? The fuck does that mean?
Well, dumb things are usually the most fun ones.
Especially in parts of the south. The options are “do something dumb” or “be bored.”
I don’t think there’s a single alternate timeline where I don’t end up in Roman candle wars because (and this is a direct quote) “hell yeah, Roman candles!”
And this qualifies, it’s insanely fun
I’ve only done it once because it did seem incredibly dangerous, but I did laugh like hell the entire time!
My in laws would try to play baseball with them. They also made "sparkler bombs" and would chunk artillery shells like a baseball instead of putting them in the tubes. I'm surprised they didn't end up with more injuries.
We did it in the rural north too
We have bottle rocket fights in the North.
Can confirm. From South, have scar
I was drunk by 9am on 4th of July and my college roommate shot me in the mouth with a Roman candle, and I started vomiting black sulfor gunk. Just glad it wasn't the exploding kind.
USA! USA!
I had an immediate flinching sensation from years of battles with them. No one wins.
Bombarda Maxima go boom
Harry with the street sweeper
Is there anything more cozy than Paris?
The wizards have joined the fight, Macron is doomed
Wizards are against pension, but pro pensieve
Wizard can live longer than normal people, all the more reasons to protect retirement.
A wizard is never late. Not early. He arrives exactly when he is meant to.
r/expectedlotr
First the [mud wizard](https://www.reddit.com/r/facepalm/comments/10cfs82/german_riot_police_defeated_and_humiliated_by/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button), now this
Mud wizard is tank/cc, French wizard is dps These guys really just need a healer
I don't think the Mud Wizard is necessarily a tank but he's definitely a CC with movement debuffs and can force a de-agro.
Monk class.
Yeah he probably has some passive healing abilities from carrying that book around
Book of exhalted deeds probably
Mud Wizard is literally taking on the raidboss CC while taunting the adds, he’s 100% tanking
I scrolled down, saw your comment and have no clue what any of that means other than Mud Wizard.
Game speak: Tank: the character that is meant to take the hits instead of the physically weaker characters, usually a warrior or knight class CC: crowd control. Stops enemies from attacking, usually to focus on one enemy at a time Movement debuff: spell or ability that makes enemies move slower. Debuff is opposite of buff. A movement buff would make you move faster or a health buff would give you more health. De-agro: makes enemies or an enemy stop showing as much aggression against you, causing them to attack someone else that they hate more
Thanks for the clarification, I really appreciate you.
Just found Ted Lasso's account
If you like to see some more funky stuff, look up fighting games notation. It's pretty much like learning how to play the piano, once you know it you know it.
Leaves out explanation of dps ...... As usual
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Here's the tank (sadly only a pic) https://imgur.io/gallery/RJOnfJU
Waiting for a buffer as well
[Their bard](https://youtu.be/glKyBYgVqIA)
Thanks for this.
I love this.
tbh, I'm a fan of having wizards at protests. A nice big staff to gesture with, some good quotes like "you shall not pass" to stir the crowd up, it could add a lot. The right hood or cowl can even hide your face, and it doesn't have to be the same person in the robe each time.
So are you proposing we dread pirate roberts protest wizards?
This is a niche grouping of chaotic words and I am fully behind it
Thank you for this comment, l cackled
Police: “You are under arrest. You have the right to-“ Me: “Do not cite the deep magic to me, WITCH. *I was there when it was written*.”
So, raised in the southern US. I 100% understand where you're going with this and not wrong… but same time your description was kinda instinctively concerning because we already have that.
Right. There are plenty of protest wizards in the Atlanta Forest right now.
I'm calling rave gandalf.
It takes years to train a true wizard. We'd have to start training soon
Can hide a bullet proof vest under a wizard robe pretty easily.
European wizards unite!!
Next you invite the american grand wizard, only to find out its a dude from the kkk.
In America, "grand wizard" means something completely different
I still maintain that is a Mud Monk. He is wearing a Franciscan Robe.
Friar Mud.
Can he be a mud jedi?
Never seen a Jedi with a cincture, but sure he can be a Jedi.
just need the water and air wizards to take back the planet
Be the mud wizard you wish to see in the world.
Thanks for sharing, this is hilarious
Fire wizard
Imagine if they all just had those little snapper fireworks.
Throw them at their feet and yell "DANCE MONKEY! DANCE!!"
*Now dance, fucker, dance, man, he never had a chance*
*and no one even knew it was really only you*
Wizards playing Tones and I.
Thats not Harry Potter thats his French cuz Henry Potteur
Henri Potier
Yes true i was going off Thierry Henry
Hercule Poirot
Nah he's belgian
Henri Potdebeurre
JDG ref
Merci j'étais venu dire ça.
'arry Potteur.
Romani Candeaux!
You know shit has gotten bad when Hogwarts students start rioting.
*Beauxbatons
Thank you
Nah this was my homie from Clortho’s. Hogwarts is bitches.
Omg, perfect comment. Wonder if dude flew in on his swiffer
Yeah you’re right I think I can see the silencer
Why, and I ask again, *why*
_the kids are good kids, but the babies ARE evil_
Clorthos>hogwarts tbh lol I agree 😂
Sick reference bro
"Yer a wizard, Léo"
T'est un sorcier, Henri.
Police in America have zero tolerance for sorcery.
Yeah, they would've alaka-blam'ed his ass.
#HARRY POTTER AND THE CHAMBER IS LOADED
Ah, the new book where he comes to the U.S.
Harry Potter and the Trap Door of Doom Harry Potter and the Bad Basement Harry Potter and the One-headed Dog Harry Potter and the School Intermural Tournament Harry Potter and the Freemasons Harry Potter and the Prince of Potions Harry Potter and the Immortal Heirlooms
I'm dead. I'm actually dead. ^Of ^police ^brutality.
Harry Potter and the deathly hollow points
Cops woulda hit him with the Avada Kedavra before they even saw the wand.
But only if it was a dark wizard.
Black magic users yup
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Wands? Azkaban. Wearing a yellow vest? Azkaban.
We have the best wizards, because of Azkaban
Police in America would already have them on the ground with multiple holes before his arm went up.
“Warning shots”
Science without practical experiments is withcraft. And witchcraft will not be tolerated.
Muggle projectiles
You're a unionist, Harry!
I am, what?
A unionist! And a thumping good one, I'd wager.
I’m not a fucking unionist- conservative harry
unionism isn't even real - solipsistic harry
ꐇꁹꂑꆂꁹꂑꌚꍟ ꅐꂑ꓅ꑛ ꁒ'ꀗ꓅ꑛꐇꁹ ꒓ꍟꉣꍟꋫ꒒ꍟ꒓ ꆂꄘ ꌚꆂꐇ꒒ꌚ - non-euclidean horror harry
Bark bark bark - Dog Harry
They say in Hogwarts county There are no neutrals there You either be a wizardman Or a thug for J. H. Blair
Does it get any more cozy than Hogsmeade?
You wouldn't believe how inconvenient travel was before I invented Floo powder!
Deek thinks you should be proud of all the potions you’ve brewed
Mine now demiguise.
Could it be? A Merlin trial!
Sometimes it seems like all roads lead to rioting.
This looks like someplace out of a fairy tale
I wonder who lives here
A French wizard don't riot without his baguette.
I guess you know if this already but for anyone else. The French word for Wand actually is Baguette…
Some of us have phoenix feather in their wand, other have wheat in their baguette.
[It's security bread, she don't feel French without it.](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=UtaML9D2p8k)
If this was America there’d be a dead dude in the ground with a Roman candle in his hand.
And 367 rounds shot by the police.
Expecto Patronum!
Sectum Sempra!
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Aimed too low
Thank you I needed that laugh.
You dareee use my own spells against me?!
Porkus Departus
They literally did this for all young people in America (full social security is now 67 rather than 65) and it seemed like no one gave a shit. They’re talking about raising it to 70 now.
You mean the Ponzi Scheme that will go bust by the time the younger generation is eligible for it.
Baguette magique
Joke is on you dude, that's really what we say in french !
Yes, I think they know that.
Before Harry Potter, we used to call it a Roman candle. Lol
Oh shit you’re right. I was trying to figure out what type of cool Harry Potter toy this was. 😅
Magic missle!
YEA! The effect even looks like it!
Heck yeah boi, I scrolled so far past all the Harry Potter comments, seriously do people just forget that there is other fictional magic besides Harry Potter?
Wtf is going on in Grance right now...?
Retirement went from 62 to 64 due to financial reasons. People are pissed...
I’m not French but I love how upset they’re getting and how hard they’re pushing back. It’s how the people should be. They actually have solidarity as a working class and fight for each other
I was in Paris on the day they first protested this proposal, followed the masses along the route, dodging police on the way. Ran from some tear gas. Good times. It was really something to see. People of all ages, all backgrounds, it was just a very united front against this. Seeing photos from these protests, looks like they cranked it up to 11. The day I was there was like a 5 in comparison.
That's how these things always go, we'll behave quite nicely for the first few ones, see if that works. When it doesn't, more people show up, people get angrier and... well, there we are now.
USA moved retirement from 65 to 67 a few years ago and folks just shrugged.
We raised it to 67 in 1983. It only is starting to take effect recently for people born after 1960.
"Fuck them kids" - every american
Nikki Haley just proposed raising it to 72 for everyone who is currently 30 and under.
Jokes on her, most of us won't make it to the 67 anyway
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Yeah exactly. It's all about private retirement plans anyway so really you just retire when you can personally afford to (or you just never retire) in the US
Just saying "for financial reasons" is disingenuous. Macron knew the population was largely against the measure but ordered his prime minister to use their power to pass the measure without a vote.
\*ideological reasons\*
**France also goddammit auto-correct
You know you can edit your comments, don’t you?😅
Is it possible to learn this power?
It’s only for the worthy ones. Are you worthy? If so: tap on the three dots on your previous comment, there should be an item that reads “Edit” or something along those lines. The specific way it shows mostly depends on your client (web, official iOS app, etc…) but you can definitely do that!
Thanks so much👍
French people know how to demonstrate.
Roman Candle. I got blasted in the back if the head by one as a kid. The projectile blew up and I got some burning plastic shrapnel wounds. We use to have fireworks wars. It’s was a fun, no mortars, cherry bombs, m10s allowed.
"lol the French are only good at surrendering!" - idiots who know nothing more than WW2 for history and jack off to their 1911.
I really want that wand for next time there's a line-up at the bank & I'm in a hurry.
Sodomus Macronus
Wingardium Leviosa swish and flick It's Wingardium Leviosa not Wingardium ne pour etre mort saaaa
What in the Harry Potter..
Vive la France!
If he did that in the US he'd be wiped out of existence 😳
aswell as 50 people in his general vicinity
Must of been trained at Beauxbatons.
You're a protester, Harry
They aren't retreating because of some guy with a roman candle. He just happens to be the most visible thing in this video.
I love that the French don’t fuck around when it comes to their government. I wish people in my country would come together and revolt.
He will be expelled from Hogwards
Ah yes; using the tactics of Mexican children on the 4th of July. I was the güero that the barrio took in… I know this well lol
Is that thw french version of that german mud wizard?
So then, anyone got some actually information about what was goin on and how he did that so this post could be damn interesting
It's a roman candle.
Roman candle fireworks are commonly used here against police. During all kind of protest that degenerate, may it be about politics like in here or, in suburbs, unrests related to police operations (including police wrongdoing or following anti drug operations).
Woo hogwarts legacy new dlc is dope
See. American Wizards just carry rifles with fancy paint jobs. Hevada-ca-clack.
As a German, I really like Macrons politics regarding a more united EU. But I’m happy that the french citizens are not having any of his neoliberal bullshit when it comes to pension, healthcare and taxes. Wish we had a similar protest culture in Germany. We can definitely learn from you guys.
Whole heartily agree
What are his stats?