Thx now my daydreaming will be much more realistic

Ey they told all that, but where does the ignition key go?

and how to adjust the seats and rearview mirrors? that's the first thing one should do when entering a vehicle.

Because you don't know how to adjust, it will probably not your thing though. You could just hire someone to do it for you and you don't have to stressed out yourself to figure out what to do

Indicators? Wipers? Where even the handbrake??

Is it automatic windows or the rolly-downy type?

There's a lot of missing piece of instructions given to the picture. It's just a identification about what is called on each of the instructions. It's not enough if you want to make it work

I think that’s part of the humour.

Remember your foot on the clutch before you start. Don't want to fire it straight through the duty free.

It has a lot of ways to make it work but then people are not just about instruction should be face to face and real life doings. Should be performed in an actual way not just by who said it

It's a crank start.

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So you actually wanted to steal an aeroplane? That's not what other people wanted to do, maybe because people give them in an idea and things to do it and make it work

Allah willing?

I mean there's a lot of ways you can actually make it on, you have to know how to manipulate and to do some things that people don't know and didn't study would totally fail

Or if you are in a movie, you press everything and take the wheel. It always works. Yup.

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A hospital? It's a place where sick people go to get better, but that's not important right now

Maybe should go to hospital and check and self out. It would help him to heal inunhealthy ways of living. It would probably affect him always

Supreme reference

He has a reference but i don't think it's really applicable though. But at least you share something and when you it would happen nearly time.

They threw up the finals graphic, holy shit that's going to be played forever if Miami doesn't win game 7. What an ending 😳

Good luck, we’re all counting on you

It's also not good to feel yourself on it. I mean a lot of people has been watching and saying the picture but we never know if they're going to spend their life looking on it just like it's nothing

Have you ever been in a Turkish prison?

Good luck, we’re all counting on you

We're all counting on each other so just make sure that you know every single procedure to make it work. It's not how you buy it, what the safeness you'll bring to yourself and to other people

Because someone has to do it for them. They actually say that it will always been working even though it will not. Not all happening in fairy tales are happening in real life. It huts different

Oh, it's a big pretty white plane with red stripes, curtains in the windows and wheels and it looks like a big Tylenol.

It looks amazing seeing on it by it's picture. But only problem is you don't know how to make it work so you should find another way to make it work. If you wanted it's so bad

Plot armor!

We have clearance Clarence.

roger, Roger

What's our vector Victor?

WHAT?!

Have you ever seen a grown man naked?

Surely you can’t be serious

*Yes I am.* *And stop calling me Shirley!*

*Dont call me Shirley

*Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue....*

r/suddenlyairplane

Never take flying lessons from someone who can't spell "in case"

Me: don’t be stupid, it’s never going to happen… Also me: screenshots in case I’m ever on a plane whose pilots pass out shortly after opening the door to the cockpit. Me: rolls eyes at self

"IS THERE ANYONE WITH FLYING EXPERIENCE ON BOARD?" "No, but I do have a screenshot of what the buttons do."

well i play Microsoft flight simulator and train simulators a lot that can surely help

Like CoD experience in a war. I like it.

Army General: Does anyone know how to use a gun? Gamer: Hell yeah!! I can do a 360 no scope and snipe people.

People are enjoying the cod not knowing that its different from an actual one. But i guess it's just a joke to us the fly an airplane with no experience at all.

Oscar Mike!

That was the best thing you can do but wrong timing. He can actually fly a plane but not an actual plane it is. The intention is there and its acceptable

It actually would, pilots do a lot of training and practice on flight simulator.

It was really funny. I mean you don't have any experience on flying airplane, but since you have the screenshot of the things you should do you present that and bring yourself into the crowd

Autopilot go brr

Honestly if you can figure out how to operate the radio, and you're not completely incompetent at understanding how aircraft work, you're like halfway there. The important part is actually being able to radio someone so they can tell you what you have to do. I know that I can actually fly a plane if I take control of it while it's in stable flight (I have controlled a Cessna 172 for a whole 5 minutes without killing myself and the pilot) .... however landing, taking off or taxiing uhm ... I very much doubt that.

Where's the keys.

None required!

Yaay.

planes don't actually have keys, regular ppl just don't know how to open the doors.

Pull hard?... Harder?

See, you have to push, not pull, that's how you keep people out

I love the “Parking Brakes (if you succeed)”

Just leave it in gear

Good luck, we’re all counting on you

Good luck, we’re all counting on you.

Good luck, we’re all counting on you

Good luck, we're all counting on you

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Nah, just give the autopilot a BJ and you’re good.

Thanks, I’m never gonna remember all this

Screen shotD for serious last minute usage

Don’t worry, I speak Jive…

If you really end up being at the commands of a plane in flight without knowing how to pilot, the only thing that matter is finding out how to contact the ground using the radio, in-flight wifi (some planes have it) or whatever way of communication you have. After that, you will find help to guide you step by step on what to do to land safely. If the plane appears to be on autopilot, you're probably fine for while, while figuring out how to contact people on the ground.

We have a couple famous non-licensed pilots in recent Puget Sound history who figured this out, look up the Barefoot Bandit, and the Horizon Air Q400 2018 incident.

Easy, keep the blue side up

Nah, I'll just wing it

Pun intended?

# 𝓨𝓔𝓢

What happens If you pull reverse thrust mid air?

chaos

Depends on the altitude and speed https://youtu.be/WsYU7tjOvm0

In this plane its locked out until it senses you're on the ground.

In most planes you can't, thrust reversal can only be engaged with a certain amount of mass being on the landing gear. If you could, you would slow down the plane, until it eventually stalls because it's too slow, and everyone dies.

This is funny

If there is an autopilot, why need pilots? /s

Where's the Playstation controller? If Will Smith can manage it, so can we

Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue

* in case.... two words.

Nice try Homeland Security but I'm not Saudi Arabian.

I don’t think I could get my feet past that stick to sit down. Are the pilots supposed to like somersault into those seats?

The seats move back and outboard, there's enough room to shuffle by the pedestal.

I’ll save it, just in case..

or you can kidnap a pilot too ☺️

You had me at "go fast"

Where is "up"?

Thanks .]

Informative but I'm still curious where the cupholder is

One beside each of your knees

Best feature of the 737

Every airplane should have at least one good feature.

Pity that's the only one

Lol, you must be maintenance.

Just in case I need to save the world

I’m just gonna put this here… r/illegalprolifetips

Surprised no one posted Tom Scott yet.. https://youtu.be/AbTDzPUDxqY

Noted. Now i just need to find a plane.

Look up.

This does make me appreciate airplane pilots more because I can’t imagine being crammed in such an uncomfortable looking space for 15 hours or more

I used to really want to be a pilot when I was little. Then I saw the inside of the cockpit and all the hundreds of buttons and things and I immediately thought “nope this will be too hard to learn” and gave up.

Damn For me, it was seeing all those cool buttons and screens that makes me want to be a pilot

Please label the air conditioner, CD player, turn signal, and windshield wipers.

> windshield wipers You ~~just~~ jest but: https://i.imgur.com/25070qr.jpg

I saved It just in case i need it when the apocalypse comes and I have to fly a plane. Crazy enough had a dream about that scenario last night and woke up wondering how tf you drive one of those

Premonition my dude!!!!!

That or just in case the pilots are unable to fly the plane. Rather than steal you can save lives instead.

Hold my beer.

Ok, but what does the other 90% do?

Boring stuff like more engine control, setting up electrical, yada yada yada

I needed this

Not that hard. Just fly for the tallest building.

Who steals a 737 these days anyway

*cough* With the intention to land it. *cough*

i gotta tell my buddy Osama.

Perfect for any Saudis.

We do a little trollin

Got it!

Handy

I am ready to fly now!

I used flight simulator in vr to learn lol

Okay that's great and all but how do you start it?

I wonder if my phone’s gps would work to guide me if I put it on the dashboard?

Thanks 🙏🏾

Looks ez af.

Fuel? Fire? That which I desire?

Thank you, I saved the photo.

Seriously, doesn’t look too hard. Took me 3 min to memorize the important ones - faster , slower, up, down. What else do you need?

Instructions unclear, i fly under water.

I still wouldn’t know what to do

Imma steal plane and pilot both

Yeah, I could do that. It seems simple enough.

so where's the cup holder?

One beside each knee

Start button?

Thanks chief. Now I know where I'll be friday night.

Aren’t there normally some kind of controls on the ceiling that they always use in movies?

GTA irl

And saved.

I feel as though I’ve been deputized 🫡

Thanks ... it's for a friend.

And some of you are comfortable getting on a fully automated plane with no pilots.

Do a barrel roll and call it a night

Anybody who saves this post gets put on a watchlist

Thanks for the info

Press Y

It always works. Yup.

https://www.koin.com/news/special-reports/gonna-be-crazy-inside-the-2018-seatac-plane-theft/amp/

I feel qualified to fly now.

Where is the selfdestruct button?

I see the radio, but where's the air conditioning?

saved... just to be sure...

The "slow down" lever isn't really connected. It's just there for comfort

Unless if you were a pilot so stealing the plane would be easy

This is actually extremely helpful holy shit

Thank you, I feel much more prepared now.

xkcd style and I love it

Thanks

I really feel like this is incorrect… I’m not sure why

Question: Can auto pilot safely land an aircraft at an airport?

Just the landing? Yes. But to get there you'd have to load the approach into the computer, arm both autopilots, extend the flaps and lower the gear.

Bro why dont they use WASD

Reminds me that Fifteen years guy who was flying the airplane and It crashed.

This makes me think of that airport employee from Seattle who did exactly this with a commercial airliner and did some crazy maneuvers before ultimately crashing into a deserted island and dying on impact. His colleagues were legitimately impressed with his flying, considering he had no actual experience flying.

Forbidden Isis cheat sheet

Ah yes, the “Sonic lever”

Tactically aquire****

Here come the Shirley police……..

"Make wings bigger". Flaps?

Im more or an Open mic fan, not so push to talk. Where is the Mute button in my case?

Seems easy to understand

Yep, this diagram is certainly *all* you need. Hop in!

I have a BUNCH of hours on the flight simulator, before I quit because i was never able to land

Well... I will just save this. Just in case.

Autopilot, and then I can go to sleep.

Took a screenshot… just in case.

Remember to dip your passport in jet fuel. Itll be the only thing that survives if you crash

You'll be like " Dann, I KNEW I should have slept at a Holiday Inn Express last night!"

*justincase

Ight. I'll be back in a day or two and let you know how it went.

Who else just imagined themselves having to land one of these for whatever reasons our adventurous minds allow? It's cool to know and I'm definitely memorizing this. Because, hey, you never know when an adventure will start.

If i would be able to steal aeroplane, i would rather sell it for someone who knows to take it off. I don't see so much pressure on me because i know that i can easily sell it other people. But of course don't steal it's bad

How does it make wings bigger?