By - Korrupt17
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As a Chinese I think this is hilarious
As an Indian i find this hilarious
As a bald white guy I find this hilarious.
As a cow i find this hilarious
Finally a meme for everyone
As a muslim who is not even part of this post, i too, find this hilarious
As a vegetarian I too find this hilarious.
If u havent eaten horse steak u are racist
Horse steak is pretty damn good. Did you ever try kangaroo steak tho?
I did few years back and it was yum yum in my tum tum
Human steak pretty nice too
Ive heard long pigs taste bad but its all about the statement
*ahh yes, the dead bodies in my basement have a nice concrete-like taste to them, plus the smell of rotting flies over the air freshener/insecticide to add that zing in. Delicious.*
Why stop there try lion steak or zebra steak or human steak
Lions are close to being endangered species. I’d give zebra a try except the zebra species that are emdangered or close to endangered too. But humans don’t really taste that well, most are already rotten on the inside.
Add some salt on their wounds and it gets better and worse. ;)
Yes to both
Do not have kangaroo jerky. It tasted… “sweet”
3rd panel -» human yum,yum
Humans are indeed very yum yum
Ive never eaten human meat, but wouldn't we be horrible in taste? I mean, all of our muscles are working all the time, there's nothing like a "tenderloin" or a "picanha" , aka muscles that are little to no active, resulting to tough and chewy meat.
Hahaha, that's why I only eat the fatasses
but finally i am put to some use
Fatasses have very less meat and soo much more fat, i once was able to get like three whole jars full and it lasted me for like 4 or 5 months. The other meat was so bad i made it into catfood
Officer it's this one. This man right here.
True. That sort of corn starchy substance that comes when you first slice open a human buttock. Pretty gross. I just want the tender rump meat
It actually tastes like pig but more chewey and slightly less juicy, its so easily burnt that it almost makes me frustrated to cook it even in the first place. If you add it to curries/ try to make a broth out of it, it becomes indistinguishable any form of meat
How do you know?
Em...general knowledge...*cough cough*
Im definitely not a cannibal in some remote tribal village which just got internet, where visitors mysteriously disappear.
Not really but it's morally not feasible to kill other animals for food or fun.
yeah it's not moral but pleasurable so yes
Cat: Nooo don't eat humans, they're pets!
I'm still shocked in how many countries dog meat is legal. In almost all countries eating dog meat is legal, and in some countries selling it is legal too.
both are yum yum asf
The west in a nutshell dog life > human life
Only cat lives matter in my boook
Cats? You mean an old school Swiss christmas dinner? (And yes we are still allowed to eat them but not to sell the meat, so we have to butcher them ourselves if we want a little cat snack)
That is very good :)
But have u tried long pig ??!
Never had a good chance but I would it if presents itself. I looked into making blood sausage out of my own blood at one point but it wasn’t worth the effort.
Damn 8ve heard it tastes awfull but its more of a statement:D
I cannot know until I try
That's a pretty good book
Flesh = Eat
So eat humans?
People might put you in solitary confinement but ypu do you
So i can eat humans?
Not true all the times. Many village folks do take care of cows till they die too. I have done it personally. Financially it's a burden but just to say that's how it is is wrong. In fact you can sell it to butcher and not just left to fend on street too which is more profitable.
wait. indians don't eat cow meat?
Cows are sacred in hinduïsm iIrc
yes but only female ones, as I know
yes but also buffalos, bulls and anything that looks like a cow
cows are the female ones dumass
It's also the colloquial collective term for the species my dear friend.
Cows ARE females.. the males are called bulls 😊😂
Not if the cow identifies as a bull, right?
They aren’t sacred.
It’s just that in ancient times and olden days, cows were treated as pets/family like how cats and dogs are now.. but now it’s just labelled “sacred” by some
Do correct me if my info’s wrong
Yup your info is wrong. They are still pets/family.
Apparently cow's are mothers for Indians. Gai matha an all that jazz.
Not just that. Hindus don’t eat beef because they have a deep bonding with Cows culturally.
In earlier times, cows were used as currency. Land was not considered asset, but cows were. More the number of cows one had, the richer he was. With time hindus developed a deep bonding with this selfless, harmless animal.
1) cows, bulls and oxes are all considered sacred
2) we are always taught not to harm animals, even if they are grown for the literal purpose of eating.
That's why I and many indians are vegetarian.
But thanks to the modern movies depicting shit like eating non-vegetarian food and some coastal cultures eating fish (which I don't mind since its tribal) people have lost their frickin mind and are eating meat.
Its more amplified by the fact punjabis eat meat.
Its not big of a problem in punjab, but many punjabis live in delhi. The immigrants from states where people don't eat meat see them eat and start eating too.
Thankfully I don't. There is one grocery store where the storage of cheese and vegetarian dairy is kept and other has all sorts of meat. Absolutely Gross.
Indian food has had meat in it for centuries- this isn't a new thing.
I do agree that indian food, mostly eaten by kshatriyas and other castes had use of meat.
Talking about the fact that brahmins eat meat nowadays.
You are a hypocrite. If you really care for cows and animals, you would avoid milk and cheese. Animals are caged and milked without thier consent in horrible conditions. But you need your makhan kha lassi and paneer. Another fact that you can't digest is ayurveda used to recommend beef as a medical treatment. Ppl weren't stuck up like you are back in the day.
While cattle was domesticated for food, dogs adapted and were domesticated to live alongside humans like friends so eating them is morally wrong
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I wouldn't eat dog knowingly (like if somebody told me it's some other meat I wouldn't be able to tell the difference).
You wouldn’t be able to tell if you were served human meat as well tho? I don’t get the point
Is that why it's called a hot dog?
Have eaten dog (accidentally in Vietnam) eh it’s not the worst thing I have eaten
This is why we should just eat them too. Every animal. Humans includes
You actually shouldn't eat carnivores in general.
I'd eat cats and dogs
If it breathes, it can be eaten…. Human included