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EarlyTHK

As a Chinese I think this is hilarious


Simple_Guy-_-

As an Indian i find this hilarious


Environmental_Towel1

As a bald white guy I find this hilarious.


Flat_Mechanic_2713

As a cow i find this hilarious


RidledTart

Finally a meme for everyone


NotCopyright

As a muslim who is not even part of this post, i too, find this hilarious


ImportanceNew4632

As a vegetarian I too find this hilarious.


1ns4n3_88

If u havent eaten horse steak u are racist


DeathHorseFucker

Horse steak is pretty damn good. Did you ever try kangaroo steak tho?


1ns4n3_88

I did few years back and it was yum yum in my tum tum


Scythro

Human steak pretty nice too


1ns4n3_88

Ive heard long pigs taste bad but its all about the statement


OhNoAMobileGamer

*ahh yes, the dead bodies in my basement have a nice concrete-like taste to them, plus the smell of rotting flies over the air freshener/insecticide to add that zing in. Delicious.*


Darthvaderandhislike

Why stop there try lion steak or zebra steak or human steak


DeathHorseFucker

Lions are close to being endangered species. I’d give zebra a try except the zebra species that are emdangered or close to endangered too. But humans don’t really taste that well, most are already rotten on the inside.


OhNoAMobileGamer

Add some salt on their wounds and it gets better and worse. ;)


black_fist

Yes to both


Sunsent_Samsparilla

Do not have kangaroo jerky. It tasted… “sweet”


Nokhodsiah

3rd panel -» human yum,yum


YeetMonster111

Humans are indeed very yum yum


tzevele_

Ive never eaten human meat, but wouldn't we be horrible in taste? I mean, all of our muscles are working all the time, there's nothing like a "tenderloin" or a "picanha" , aka muscles that are little to no active, resulting to tough and chewy meat.


Phasma18374

Hahaha, that's why I only eat the fatasses


devil6978king

that's offensive but finally i am put to some use


Darthvaderandhislike

Fatasses have very less meat and soo much more fat, i once was able to get like three whole jars full and it lasted me for like 4 or 5 months. The other meat was so bad i made it into catfood


jr23160

Officer it's this one. This man right here.


Phasma18374

True. That sort of corn starchy substance that comes when you first slice open a human buttock. Pretty gross. I just want the tender rump meat


Darthvaderandhislike

It actually tastes like pig but more chewey and slightly less juicy, its so easily burnt that it almost makes me frustrated to cook it even in the first place. If you add it to curries/ try to make a broth out of it, it becomes indistinguishable any form of meat


tzevele_

How do you know?


Darthvaderandhislike

Em...general knowledge...*cough cough* Im definitely not a cannibal in some remote tribal village which just got internet, where visitors mysteriously disappear.


gerMean

Not really but it's morally not feasible to kill other animals for food or fun.


devil6978king

yeah it's not moral but pleasurable so yes


wondermouleman

Cat: Nooo don't eat humans, they're pets!


lordshuvrayo

I'm still shocked in how many countries dog meat is legal. In almost all countries eating dog meat is legal, and in some countries selling it is legal too.


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both are yum yum asf


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The west in a nutshell dog life > human life


1ns4n3_88

Only cat lives matter in my boook


Pr_fSm__th

Cats? You mean an old school Swiss christmas dinner? (And yes we are still allowed to eat them but not to sell the meat, so we have to butcher them ourselves if we want a little cat snack)


1ns4n3_88

That is very good :)


1ns4n3_88

But have u tried long pig ??!


Pr_fSm__th

Never had a good chance but I would it if presents itself. I looked into making blood sausage out of my own blood at one point but it wasn’t worth the effort.


1ns4n3_88

Damn 8ve heard it tastes awfull but its more of a statement:D


Pr_fSm__th

I cannot know until I try


Darthvaderandhislike

That's a pretty good book


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1ns4n3_88

Wat?


PuzzledRun7584

Flesh = Eat


mmdgamer88

So eat humans?


raydditor

People might put you in solitary confinement but ypu do you


PuzzledRun7584

Soylent Green.


dadika08

So i can eat humans?


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chilled_beer_and_me

Not true all the times. Many village folks do take care of cows till they die too. I have done it personally. Financially it's a burden but just to say that's how it is is wrong. In fact you can sell it to butcher and not just left to fend on street too which is more profitable.


Nokhodsiah

wait. indians don't eat cow meat?


timdecline

Cows are sacred in hinduïsm iIrc


Nokhodsiah

yes but only female ones, as I know


Proper_Evidence_

yes but also buffalos, bulls and anything that looks like a cow


Renan_Cousland

cows are the female ones dumass


gerMean

It's also the colloquial collective term for the species my dear friend.


dalai69lmao

Cows ARE females.. the males are called bulls 😊😂


Pinco_Pallino_R

Not if the cow identifies as a bull, right?


dalai69lmao

They aren’t sacred. It’s just that in ancient times and olden days, cows were treated as pets/family like how cats and dogs are now.. but now it’s just labelled “sacred” by some Do correct me if my info’s wrong


chilled_beer_and_me

Yup your info is wrong. They are still pets/family.


ss4223

Apparently cow's are mothers for Indians. Gai matha an all that jazz.


phantooth

Not just that. Hindus don’t eat beef because they have a deep bonding with Cows culturally. In earlier times, cows were used as currency. Land was not considered asset, but cows were. More the number of cows one had, the richer he was. With time hindus developed a deep bonding with this selfless, harmless animal.


Adventurous_Ad3643

1) cows, bulls and oxes are all considered sacred 2) we are always taught not to harm animals, even if they are grown for the literal purpose of eating. That's why I and many indians are vegetarian. But thanks to the modern movies depicting shit like eating non-vegetarian food and some coastal cultures eating fish (which I don't mind since its tribal) people have lost their frickin mind and are eating meat. Its more amplified by the fact punjabis eat meat. Its not big of a problem in punjab, but many punjabis live in delhi. The immigrants from states where people don't eat meat see them eat and start eating too. Thankfully I don't. There is one grocery store where the storage of cheese and vegetarian dairy is kept and other has all sorts of meat. Absolutely Gross.


CielSairento

Indian food has had meat in it for centuries- this isn't a new thing.


Adventurous_Ad3643

I do agree that indian food, mostly eaten by kshatriyas and other castes had use of meat. Talking about the fact that brahmins eat meat nowadays.


ss4223

You are a hypocrite. If you really care for cows and animals, you would avoid milk and cheese. Animals are caged and milked without thier consent in horrible conditions. But you need your makhan kha lassi and paneer. Another fact that you can't digest is ayurveda used to recommend beef as a medical treatment. Ppl weren't stuck up like you are back in the day.


mmdgamer88

While cattle was domesticated for food, dogs adapted and were domesticated to live alongside humans like friends so eating them is morally wrong


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saladass100

I wouldn't eat dog knowingly (like if somebody told me it's some other meat I wouldn't be able to tell the difference).


mmdgamer88

You wouldn’t be able to tell if you were served human meat as well tho? I don’t get the point


LeroyBadBrown

Is that why it's called a hot dog?


black_fist

Have eaten dog (accidentally in Vietnam) eh it’s not the worst thing I have eaten


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Flaccid-Reflex

Lmao


Flaccid-Reflex

This is why we should just eat them too. Every animal. Humans includes


CielSairento

You actually shouldn't eat carnivores in general.


henkdetweede

I'd eat cats and dogs


JacobMT05

If it breathes, it can be eaten…. Human included