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Writefuck

(hacker voice) *"I'm in.*


Ninjabanana420

Don't know why my mind went to the voice of Dr. Claw from inspector gadget.


hathor_earth

"I'll get you next time GADGET!!!!" (while petting cat)!


Warden404

i just thought of Lester haha


illessen

Then on every thrust say “enhance”.


Connect-Hold5855

Idk why but I read that as ghost


redzonezoom

(Prayer voice) "Amen."


The-Initiative

Is that it?


etpslim79

I know what you’re tryin to say, girl You’re tryin to say, “aw yeah, that’s it”


broody_drow

It's business... it's business time!


pizza8420

Because two minutes in heaven are better that’s one minute in heaven!


55percent_Unicorn

Then we sort out the recycling. That's not part of the foreplay, but it's very important.


TankFoster

"That's why they call it business socks, OOOH!"


2M3TAL4U

Oh, that's it?


DoritoMike

You're brother's better...


Warden404

my brothers better...


stevey_frac

*sweet home Alabama intensifies*


TheJacksquatch1992

My brothers... as in plural?! No wonder she can't feel it


Elio_Juve

Your*


fuxximus

YOUR** godammit


DoritoMike

I do apologize. It was an honest mistake.


Sastifur

Well...you tried.


Von_Moistus

Maybe next time


uglypaperhaver

*(into her phone) "Gimmie 30 seconds..."*


turg5cmt

Nice tits dude.


Vargoroth

Thanks. I grew them myself.


PokemonTrainerAlex

Reminds me of a time on Discord, this old guy sent me a dick pic and asked me what I'd do with it, apparently using a magnifying glass to see it better WASN'T the answer he wanted 🤣🤣


Jafaris79

*Joke's on you I'm into that shit*


Intelligent_Song9268

As an old guy that has never sent such pictures but would also need said magnification. That was very funny. Thank you for the laugh.


WolfObsessive

Awwww it’s cute!!


mmmmmmmmmaxxxxx

Is it in?


ValhallaTao

You son of a bitch, I'm in.


MoronTheBall

First heard this as six letters to ruin a guy's ego.


dukeofgibbon

I don't know.


jade0912

Oh my god 😂


murdmart

Three words to ruin his partners ego in return "...i don't know"


Ok_Company_1343

I can't tell


daveescaped

It’s like throwing a hot dog down a hallway.


OkComplex2858

You know, some us read this shit while eating lunch. Almost spewed on the keyboard.


murdmart

That's good as well.


monkeetail

Facts


uglypaperhaver

Your brother's bigger.


Yanoshank

Oh shit lol this one's good


kendonmcb

Both smaller than the father.


Teqila-Sina

Let's stay friends


Kokushibo05

Is that all?


WhiteRabbit86

Bitch, I'm done.


Dendad6972

It's not yours.


lobo1217

That could actually be followed by a victory dance


catperzon

That’s actually a cause for celebration


mandysreality

Where is it?


Kooky-Meat506

"Mine is bigger "


Fit_Inspector4290

Three words that will most certainly satisfy a man's ego "Just the tip"


Clamato-e-Gannon

I make more


JazzmanRob

Size does matter!


KotomiIchinose96

3 words to ruin most women's ego. "I don't know"


maclovin67

Your dads bigger


kendonmcb

Your mothers tighter


Halfaglassofvodka

Your mum's better.


Poemang94

Pfft....that all?


Fit_One4445

Time is up


sailorsista

love this one lol


ConstantXFactor

Three words to ruin a woman's ego: *I don't know*


farrisk01

“are you in” = RUN!


Affectionate_Map_530

Are you done?


KeyLimit7929

No, not tonight


KeyLimit7929

Okay I can’t read lmao 🤣 I thought it said “ruin a mans day”


FrankDrakman

"I can't tell! Do you have a flashlight?"


dr_xenon

Yep, and that’s enough for me!


Kakanea

Who is daddy


Jmazoso

Did you fart?


Tac0Band1t0

"what is that?"


SeedlessWry

That's it, huh?


PegaxS

Not really... I just follow it up with... "hold on and let me move right over to one side and I'll rub it on there to see if you can feel it..." or "sorry, almost done, I dropped my watch in there and I think Ive almost found it..."


TheActualDev

No, thank you.


Bongpflicht

R U N?


mulsimin

You done already?


SirLostit

The guys name is Justin


2katts

No, seriously, put it in all the way! You mean it…never mind.


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TheRealCactusTiddy

three words to ruin a woman's ego: "i don't know."


Jedi_Outcast

"In yet? I'm finished!"


Dickcheese-a1

The incubus song.


Chiinoe

It's so much better when everyone is in.


technomancing_monkey

"... IN? HA Im done!"


bplurt

"Hold my bag" - watch them run screaming out of the shop!


TheJacksquatch1992

Works if you want to ruin people's undies instead of egos


ENMFC

When they ask if it's it just reply, shit I'm almost done.


Hesoo_7

Inserts credit card


Perfect_Cells_penis

Oh- it's in?


aoplerain

Poop fart shit


doh_man

Three words in reply certain to ruin a woman’s ego: “I’m not sure.”


jester9200

Your friends bigger


gotbetterbro

Man to woman replied its wall to wall action from now on


gahblahblah

Do you workout?


TheJacksquatch1992

I'm having a blast reading through those comments 😂😂😂 Some serious creativity right there


traxxxman

You're not gay?


Richard_Za-Warudo

"Okay, you can use it now instead of one finger" P.s. not a three words but still hurts


Emma_N85

Unlike the finger 😆


King-Gode

Not gonna happen...


drunkstonedstupid

Three to ruin hers: ‘ I can’t tell’


spectrumhead

Richard Pryor had a bit, “I say to my woman, I’m tired of you I need some new pussy. And she says, get six inches more dick there’s loads of new pussy you any never seen!”


unforunate_soul

Your brothers bigger


weaksalmon

Nah its Your dicks small


Pabst_Malone

“Hey best friend!”


PossibleBit

Well that's a whole new meaning for "stealthing"


DadOfTwo1315

Never loved you


emily12983

Your dad's bigger


HughJassYomama

3 words that will ruin woman's ego 'i'm not sure'


celestialTyrant

Just a southern US woman spelling "run" out loud. No big deal.


w0lfofallstreets

Best reply to that would be “I don’t know…”


Confident_Resolution

three words that will ruin hers too... ​ 'I dont know'


snuggleyporcupine

Is that it?


riggengan

No I’m Patrick.


rectumjuice

Three words to reply that will destroy her ego. "I'm not sure"


xDendretic

That’s when you hit them with the “idk I can’t find it!” Always keep ‘em guessing.


ThePortfolio

It’s morphine time! BBC!


Justhereforbobby

You can stop


yofinemomma

“Are you done?”


ProvisionalPutt

It’s so cute


Commercial-Hair-4355

Your friend's better.


jb123hpe

Is it in? Yes Oh.......


Boredummmage

Nah you just reply, “I don’t know…”


Kryxan

I had this question come up only once in my life. She was a big girl, and I was the one asking the question.


justsomeyeti

Weird. I'm into bigger women and I have never wondered if it was in


UbuntuElphie

Three follow-up words that will most certainly crush a man's already ruined ego: "Are you sure?"


tptasev

"Is it ALL the way in?"


ronniecalberta

Not completely surprising considering there are no nerve endings in the top 2/3 of the vagina.


Nagu360

It's you who's out, Gobby- out of your mind!


southafricannon

Things you can say in anticipation of sex, but not during sex.


Calm_Bodybuilder_843

Oooh, it’s like a penis, but smaller . . .


Baked-Smurf

Three words that will ruin her ego? "I can't tell"


filipek37

Reply with „I don’t know” as a comeback


zsero1138

idk, it all depends on context. "we're going down to the bar to hang out for a few hours. are you in?" i'd say that would help my ego, knowing that i have people that want me to hang out with them


CCGamesSteve

Rotate that fish!


CTGO2020

cake is lies


deleteurselfoffhere

Has that ever happened? Like ever?


LudacrissssSpeed

I think you mean three letters. R, U, N


MaxNCheese103

Are you in?


ykey80

You tiny dick or you are right


Treblehawk

The words? You only need three letters for that…


vossmanspal

Are you finished?


Smnmnaswar

Friend group: „we are going to vegas! are you in?“ - violently starts sobbing


Sea_Commercial_7239

It might be short but it’s small


S-Vagus

To account for my very unique case: What's an ego? ​ https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLqF61tQWcaAHpBDAkmPNxMiLUM5FDhOzV


STCMS

Are you in?


Bazilb7

I think the ceiling needs a coat of paint.


Superfluous_Jam

Three words to ruin a girls ego “I can’t tell.”


TiMELeSS526

Wrong hole buddy


themark504

It’s a girl


Fit_Wolverine7706

you can gain upper hand by asking “do you even feel it? You so loose”


BeegRedYoshi

Are you finished?


AlternativeLuck6624

Is that it?


kongpin

No, please no.


TheJacksquatch1992

Okay that got really dark really fast 😲


xCurb

Matt Damon’s in, are urine?


desertwanderrr

Deeper!