Don't know why my mind went to the voice of Dr. Claw from inspector gadget.
"I'll get you next time GADGET!!!!" (while petting cat)!
i just thought of Lester haha
Then on every thrust say “enhance”.
Idk why but I read that as ghost
Is that it?
I know what you’re tryin to say, girl
You’re tryin to say, “aw yeah, that’s it”
It's business... it's business time!
Because two minutes in heaven are better that’s one minute in heaven!
Then we sort out the recycling. That's not part of the foreplay, but it's very important.
"That's why they call it business socks, OOOH!"
Oh, that's it?
You're brother's better...
my brothers better...
*sweet home Alabama intensifies*
My brothers... as in plural?! No wonder she can't feel it
I do apologize. It was an honest mistake.
Maybe next time
*(into her phone) "Gimmie 30 seconds..."*
Nice tits dude.
Thanks. I grew them myself.
Reminds me of a time on Discord, this old guy sent me a dick pic and asked me what I'd do with it, apparently using a magnifying glass to see it better WASN'T the answer he wanted 🤣🤣
*Joke's on you I'm into that shit*
As an old guy that has never sent such pictures but would also need said magnification. That was very funny. Thank you for the laugh.
Awwww it’s cute!!
Is it in?
You son of a bitch, I'm in.
First heard this as six letters to ruin a guy's ego.
I don't know.
Oh my god 😂
Three words to ruin his partners ego in return
"...i don't know"
I can't tell
It’s like throwing a hot dog down a hallway.
You know, some us read this shit while eating lunch. Almost spewed on the keyboard.
That's good as well.
Your brother's bigger.
Oh shit lol this one's good
Both smaller than the father.
Let's stay friends
Is that all?
Bitch, I'm done.
It's not yours.
That could actually be followed by a victory dance
That’s actually a cause for celebration
Where is it?
"Mine is bigger "
Three words that will most certainly satisfy a man's ego
"Just the tip"
I make more
Size does matter!
3 words to ruin most women's ego.
"I don't know"
Your dads bigger
Your mothers tighter
Your mum's better.
Time is up
love this one lol
Three words to ruin a woman's ego: *I don't know*
“are you in” = RUN!
Are you done?
No, not tonight
Okay I can’t read lmao 🤣 I thought it said “ruin a mans day”
"I can't tell! Do you have a flashlight?"
Yep, and that’s enough for me!
Who is daddy
Did you fart?
"what is that?"
That's it, huh?
Not really... I just follow it up with... "hold on and let me move right over to one side and I'll rub it on there to see if you can feel it..." or "sorry, almost done, I dropped my watch in there and I think Ive almost found it..."
No, thank you.
R U N?
You done already?
The guys name is Justin
No, seriously, put it in all the way! You mean it…never mind.
three words to ruin a woman's ego: "i don't know."
"In yet? I'm finished!"
The incubus song.
It's so much better when everyone is in.
"... IN? HA Im done!"
"Hold my bag" - watch them run screaming out of the shop!
Works if you want to ruin people's undies instead of egos
When they ask if it's it just reply, shit I'm almost done.
Inserts credit card
Oh- it's in?
Poop fart shit
Three words in reply certain to ruin a woman’s ego:
“I’m not sure.”
Your friends bigger
Man to woman replied its wall to wall action from now on
Do you workout?
I'm having a blast reading through those comments 😂😂😂
Some serious creativity right there
You're not gay?
"Okay, you can use it now instead of one finger"
P.s. not a three words but still hurts
Unlike the finger 😆
Not gonna happen...
Three to ruin hers: ‘ I can’t tell’
Richard Pryor had a bit, “I say to my woman, I’m tired of you I need some new pussy. And she says, get six inches more dick there’s loads of new pussy you any never seen!”
Your brothers bigger
Your dicks small
“Hey best friend!”
Well that's a whole new meaning for "stealthing"
Never loved you
Your dad's bigger
3 words that will ruin woman's ego
'i'm not sure'
Just a southern US woman spelling "run" out loud. No big deal.
Best reply to that would be “I don’t know…”
three words that will ruin hers too...
'I dont know'
No I’m Patrick.
Three words to reply that will destroy her ego. "I'm not sure"
That’s when you hit them with the “idk I can’t find it!” Always keep ‘em guessing.
It’s morphine time! BBC!
You can stop
“Are you done?”
It’s so cute
Your friend's better.
Is it in?
Nah you just reply, “I don’t know…”
I had this question come up only once in my life. She was a big girl, and I was the one asking the question.
Weird. I'm into bigger women and I have never wondered if it was in
Three follow-up words that will most certainly crush a man's already ruined ego:
"Are you sure?"
"Is it ALL the way in?"
Not completely surprising considering there are no nerve endings in the top 2/3 of the vagina.
It's you who's out, Gobby- out of your mind!
Things you can say in anticipation of sex, but not during sex.
Oooh, it’s like a penis, but smaller . . .
Three words that will ruin her ego? "I can't tell"
Reply with „I don’t know” as a comeback
idk, it all depends on context. "we're going down to the bar to hang out for a few hours. are you in?" i'd say that would help my ego, knowing that i have people that want me to hang out with them
Rotate that fish!
cake is lies
Has that ever happened? Like ever?
I think you mean three letters. R, U, N
Are you in?
You tiny dick or you are right
The words? You only need three letters for that…
Are you finished?
Friend group: „we are going to vegas! are you in?“ - violently starts sobbing
It might be short but it’s small
To account for my very unique case: What's an ego?
I think the ceiling needs a coat of paint.
Three words to ruin a girls ego
“I can’t tell.”
Wrong hole buddy
It’s a girl
you can gain upper hand by asking “do you even feel it? You so loose”
No, please no.
Okay that got really dark really fast 😲
Matt Damon’s in, are urine?