T O P

Who to choose?

Arm both and enjoy the shitshow.

Grumpy-Greybeard

Arm both and enjoy the shitshow.


G_Wash1776

*CIA liked this*


kevon87

CIA wants to know your location


G_Wash1776

Langley, Virginia *”the call is coming from inside HQ”*


EpilepticPuberty

Uhh uhh uhh uhm this is all a Russia psyop to instigate inaction.


Worried_Boat_8347

Arm none of them and enjoy the even shittier show


WilliamMorris420

Let them destroy each other. Its basically what we did with Iran and Iraq between 1980-88.


GenevaExcuse

*laughs in British*


Big_white_legs

I hear Lieutenant Colonel Oliver North is an expert on this type of setup.


CeladonBadger

Battle royale style airdrops with random weapon systems.


donsimoni

Imagine this lazy bit from action flicks, when two guys shoot at the same time, just to both get hit and then whine on the ground. Just on a *grand scale*.


EmilyFara

Arm Iranian citizens, help them to rise up fully armed at the same time.


G_Wash1776

I fully support this


hplcr

*Tehran suddenly wondering how thier civilians got stingers*


AstroChrisX

You can pick up Stingers in any military surplus store duh...


hplcr

*Lord of War has entered the chat*


Gaming-squid

There’s something happening here. What it is ain’t exactly clear


Ophichius

Based answer.


Nonkel_Jef

3000 stengun airdrops of Dark Brandon


BellacosePlayer

Langley gets a call from the old Northern Afghanistan warlords saying they're ready to ride again for the third time.


Brandon777_300ER

I want to see both sides grind each other down. Supporting one side over the other may temporarily repair relations (maybe the Taliban might temporarily cede Bagram to us or some such), but when the dust settles, expect the side(s) we backed to turn those guns against us again. Too credible? Arm both sides. Worry about the consequences later. Flood both pipelines with so many weapons even the CCP can't get a word in.


Joeman180

Just funnel weapons to the Taliban through India. Taliban grows closer to India and and Iran starts to hate India. Taliban become a permanent thorn in China’s side


TiggerBane

Damn now I want the India-Israel-Afghanistan vs Iran-Pakistan war how could you do this to me!


East_Professional385

Arm both. War is good for business. Glory to the MIC!


Birbyi

Ferengi Rules of Aquisition #34: war is good for business. Ferengi Rules of Aquisition #35: peace is good for business.


resumethrowaway222

War for our customers, and peace for us


ShinigamiZero2

Like the good old days after 9/11


mrprogamer96

Wait, 9/11 was bad!


WanderlustPhotograph

Let’s debate this on the roof


Grumpy-Greybeard

This is the way.


jesusfaro

Both How else a honest warmonger is supposed to pay for his morgue?


LordWoodstone

Simeon Weisz : I don't think you and I are in the same business, you think I just sell guns don't you? I don't, I take sides. Yuri Orlov : But in the Iran Iraq war you sold guns to both sides. Simeon Weisz : Did you ever consider I wanted both sides to lose? Bullets change governments for surer than votes. You're in the wrong place my young friend, there's no place for amateurs. -Lord of War.


Best_Toster

Both, both is good


Grumpy-Greybeard

The enemy of my enemy is still a cunt.


DragonF-72

Bomb both into oblivion


Ein_grosser_Nerd

Let them fight it out for a while, then 3rd party the war and take everything


Reisspiecesofpeace

My dear brother, we are talking about Afghanistan. What is there that any sane first world country would want to take?


Ein_grosser_Nerd

Our dignity back


AstroChrisX

Don't arm either of them, let Tehran scrape together their one nuke and use it on Kabul... then let the Taliban start a proper Jihad against Iran and finally when the dust settles leave them the fuck alone because no good comes from that region


aerorihno

I'd never imagine i would see Iran substitute their f-14 with f-35


ellierosefucker69

if only both of them could lose


TheMisterious98

talibani can't do anything but war, let them win and see how they ruin themselves into small little factions that fight themselves.


stivonim

Give war a chance Jack!


TheMisterious98

arm both of course


G_Wash1776

Ah I see, you’re a man of culture as well.


final26

the gods gave you 2 hands for a reason: to provoke the persian forever wars by arming both sides.


VillageBeginning8432

Arm neither. Let them beat each other up until they get bored.


G_Wash1776

Nah that’s boring, funnel weapons to both sides and watch them destroy each other.


wolfmothar

Kinda in between just bombing both or letting them do it to themselves.


0andrian0

Distractions. Arm the Turkish secular revolutionaries who will dethrone Islam and rebuild the republic with their own sweat and blood. /s


Sudden-Ad-646

Arm nobody and send it to ukraine, let them enjoy the ak-47 duels.


Decayingempire

Probably Taliban, they probably need it more. Also Taliban losing will change nothing to the world while iran losing is a big deal.


Matt_a_million

[Porque no los dos?](https://youtube.com/watch?v=OawrlVoQqSs&feature)


5tarSailor

Me, an American citizen: aw shit. Here we go again


Comms

[Ok, hear me out](https://imgur.com/a/oVDcubB)


RandomStormtrooper11

Both. Both is good. But kill any stragglers that try to move weapons away from the conflict.


FecundFrog

As is tradition, arm whoever starts losing to prolong the conflict.


SovietGengar

Arming nobody is probably the correct option, however I could see an argument for threatening to arm the Taliban unless Iran knocks it the fuck off with supplying Russia.


OCD-but-dumb

“This post is dedicated to the brave mujahedin fighters in Afghanistan”


thomas_strauss

Instruction unclear, bombing Greenland instead


Sejma57

Doesn't Iran have nukes? Let them do the funni first and then when they use up all of their nuclear devices (both of them) only after join and "de-escalate" the situation.


TiggerBane

No they do not. They are working towards making them if they make them expect Israel to come in with the steel chair.


Sejma57

Sir, this is non-credible defence. For funni.


Chabranigdo

Arm Afghanistan. They've already got NATO levels of interoperability as far as the equipment goes. Just gotta give them some spare parts and more ammo.


Sorry-Letter6859

You arm anyone who can pay.


blickbeared

Arm a nuclear state, or give the opportunity for terrorists to become *nuclear* terrorists.


Civil_Enginerd

Arm the Kurds


[deleted]

Iraq-Afghanistan dual pronged invasion over water?


Bladefox2298

Arm whoever is losing at the moment


Palora

Arm whomever seems to be losing that month and keep it going for about 10 years.


cranky-vet

Arm whoever is losing at the moment. That way the fight lasts longer.


ModernDayExplorer

Sit back and watch 🍿


AdSubstantial7703

Arm them both. That way, when they are finished killing each other, we can say we were arming the winning side