By - imthemohammadreza
Exactly. That's the difference. Not taking anything away from him, but if Man City has possession, they are gonna feed Erling Haaland.
We recently played against Serbia. The one thing that was most heard around our stadium was "NO, GIVE THE BALL TO HAALAND!!!"
They didn't, so we lost.
Do serbians understand Norwegian though ? Maybe that was the problem.
Now, I don't have a doctorate in footballing, but it seems kinda important that he get the ball from time to time if they want him to score.
Yeh I think that is how it works. Also it is my understanding that they must score more goals than the other team to win. I’m not an expert but someone on tv said it once so it must be true.
Sounds like something Michael Owen would say.
It was either him or Robbie Savage.
Or maybe you have to score less goals. At least, that's what United seem to think.
He was doing this in Dortmund and Norway it don't matter where Haaland goes he will still produce.
Good passes, crosses and stuff...
He looks and plays like he was conjured up in a Soviet era bio laboratory. Freak of a human/player.
Maybe he’s actually Ivan dragos kid?
Physically he even resembles drago.... now here to avenge his father's legs
[You read me mind mate!](https://www.reddit.com/r/PremierLeague/comments/xtqty6/seriously_what_is_the_best_way_of_stopping_haaland/iqrualf/)
He just ate like a horse as a teenager🤌🏽
I read that as "ate a horse" and somehow it sounded normal to me that he'd do that.
You read correctly
Wouldn’t really surprise me.
I read that too… you are not alone
I read that three
Theres a Norwegian movie about him, he eats local and short traveled food like hearts and livers from animals. Then he filters all the water he drinks, healthy meat is the most important thing to him.
I know, I’m Norwegian and have watched both of his documentaries! He’s a healthier lad than he was in his teenage years that’s for sure.
So hay and the occasional sugar lump?
Put a couple of carrots on that list and you’ve got it mate
He feeds off the pain his dad suffered from Roy Keane
Blokes 100% a T-1000, I’m waiting for the day he Liquid Metal morphs around a CB who dares to try and stop him.
All they do after the game is plug him into a USB port on the team bus. Dude doesn’t get injuries, he gets firmware bugs.
I'm waiting for him to crash into Harry Maguire, irresistible force meets immovable (not in a good way) object.
The Mushroom cloud will be visible for months in australia.
Harry Maguire will score an own goal before Haaland even has a chance to finish it himself.
Maguire will be the only person to stop him since he has the experience of no look defending 😂🤣
My roommate says Haaland is like an Arnold terminator and Foden looks like one of those liquid metal ones
Chicken, rice, broccoli and trenbolone sandwiches
He wouldn't have it in sandwiches, would throw out his carb macros, he just eats it straight from the vial
He eats the vial, the needle and the supply for the rest of the team.
Guy scores goals like it's the only thing sustaining his life-force.
I’m serious - google it
Heard that on Sky Sports earlier! His Dad cooks for him.
If only he played for spurs.
Kevin de Bruynes balls, literally
Pep-" now Kevin, we have a world class player coming to city… we need you to do ooone thing"
Hold up,wait a minute, what did you say😧😧😧😲😲
haaland does not feed he is an android😅😅
Insert if only Keane didn’t miss Alfie’s balls comment
Match balls would be my guess
One day we will see the men in black come on the pitch and take him away
Well yesterday they fed him United
Idk about that, I'm laughing at people comparing Haaland with Nunez.
you think nunez is better?
Lol no. I never said that.
Clearly, I mean numbers don’t lie. Nunez has a headbutt where as Haaland doesn’t. Obviously the Uruguayan Lakaka is better that the football version of the terminator.
About £462,105 per week.
And anyone should have a hard time saying he’s not worth it RN
If someone is willing to pay you, then you're worth it regardless of what anyone thinks. I was just making a cheeky joke. That being said the ROI is pretty insane. Let's not forget the supporting cast giving him the opportunities, but he is finishing with an absolutely RUTHLESS efficiency with the likes that I don't think have ever been seen. Kinda funny to look back at the unbelievable hate when he had the off match against Liverpool in preseason.
Where did you get that DOESN'T he have the same salary as KDB.
I Googled it. I'm in the USA. Probably gave it to me in USD and I didn't see it.
They are feeding him Real Madrid juice.
Ask Pep's doctors
What seems like everything. Man’s a robot so probably wd40
Anyone else think he looks like the guy in the painting from Ghostbusters (Original 1984)
Haaland is better than scary mbappe!
Raspeball/komle is what theyre feeding him. Ask any person from the west of Norway and they will confirm.
Farse and Komle I guess, local food from his region in Norway
What they feeding Foden he’s the same age
Same age, different species. Foden is a human
Foden scored a hat trick too . He’s better than KDB
I would say KDB is the best player in the league,slightly above Haaland
I think from the technical ability lens, he is surely the best atm. He is so clinical with the ball.
Foden , haaland, Rodri , gundo , silva and Cancelo all better than KDB
POV: you don’t watch football
Nor do u . KDB has never won player of the month he’s overrated trash .
Won Premier League Player of the season twice in the past 3 years
Never player of the month tho . Only gets it at the end of the season because people feel sorry for him and he’s ginger
Yes all great players but you didn’t read my comment.
I’m a fan of Foden and Harland but I don’t think either can control the ball, or pass with as much precision as KDB.
KDB has never won player of the month, he’s overrated people just feel sorry for him cuz he’s ginger and a Chelsea reject
That’s the weakest point I’ve seen made over debating skill.
Foden had a great game. Haaland is a different category, it looks like he will do this regularly. He's more machine than man right now.
this is getting old
When was the last time we seen a striker do what he’s doing m?
No it isn’t
😂😂. Nobody got any idea.
Fish and chips
That boy's feasting on those assists like candy's falling from the sky!
God dang good balls, quite literally.
Footballs and cash
Chicken and rice
Small Anglo Saxon children
Footballs and FFP rules
polarbrød mæ brunost
He’s on the chip butty with some hp diet
He’s strong to the finish ‘cos he eats his spinach, he’s Erling the scoring man.
He eats goalies and CBs
That full English is supernatural
Goals and the tears of opposition supporters.
The Children of Man U fans.
He is fuelled by a steady diet of meat, potatoes and vengeance for his father.
He runs on electricity since he's an android
People can talk about him getting drip fed tap ins but he just has that goal sense that only the true elite have. He’s just in the right spot, every time.
The height, the speed, the power and a ridiculously talented midfield around him. 50+ this year and goodness knows what will happen when he starts getting the synergy you get playing with the same group for a period of time.
De Bruyne just has to put the ball in the air somewhere near the box these days.
Every team in the prem
He is a monster, fr. Currently the best player of the season.
Apparently he was 250/1 to get 6 Prem hat tricks this season, I found out too late, gutted.
Heart of the bull: https://youtu.be/iQyDDrXfyvA
You are what you eat.... so i assume he's being fed different gravy
Corn 🌽 a big lump with knobs!
He’s just determined to become as good as the greatest forward in the world, Darwin Nunez
Fårikål and Lapskaus
Pinnekjøtt at Jul
They feed him fantastic passes and he never miss. KDB and Haaland together is unstoppable. The only thing to stop them are injuries
De bruyne's through balls
Maybe he can break the record of messi 2012 with 92 goals
Premier league defenders
Dude is running on strontium, it’s scary how fast he can blitz through players. he is like the murasakibara of football, tall fast and can run u down
Poor mans Sean Goater.
One bite of beans and toast in England and he decided he needed to make the big bucks to eat the better food lmao
Well if that tweet of him in Sainsburys is to go by, ketchup is on the menu!
He’s not from this Earth
English Football teams atm
Opponents Center Backs
Some 8 hour energy
Pep is a genius for buy Haaland
Nothing. He was made in a lab
He is the finishing touch to a already fantastic piece of Art. They feed him rashfords kids of manchester who hes suppose to be helping.
The other teams and players in the PL?
Emulsified financial fair play rulings in a Huel smoothie.