JFK wouldn't last long. Bro's back braces were the reason why he couldn't duck after being shot + he had a long history of back issues. Monroe would surely last longer.

Monroe? Which one?

James Monroe?

I think Ford would be among the final four with Lincoln, TR, and Jackson

Peak Ford, sure. President Ford, no way in hell.

Monroe was described to have a strong physique such as Washington. Not only that but he served in the Revolution as a Lieutenant Colonel. So he should be ranked much higher.

Who’s throwing out 330-pound William Howard Taft?

Taft was also a collegiate wrestler; he is winning this imo

"OH MY GOD, CLEAVLAND IS GOING FOR THE SUPERPLEX ON TAFT, OH THATS 600 POUNDS HITTING THE RING ALL AT ONCE, AND THE ARENA STILL HAS AN AFTERSHOCK!"

TR

Lincoln was in the wrestling hall of fame so an easy win for Lincoln. I think it would be a Lincoln-Jackson final.

Lincoln was also said to be able to cut down a tree with one swing. Idk if it's true, but it's pretty cool.

Even in the last year of his life he could hold an axe at arm's length by gripping the end of the handle with his thumb and forefinger.

What is royal rumble?

Its a wrestling concept of 30 men fighting in the ring and the winner must stay inside the ring and you have to eliminate people outside the ring to win

It’d largely come down to who enters when, but the final 3 make sense

For FDR you just have to nudge him over lmao

If they were all the same age, say 40, I think Jackson would win.

Ok but Franklin D. Roosevelt has a steel ~~wheel~~chair to use for an advantage, maybe he could last longer than 10 seconds