I'd rather pull my teeth out with jumper cables

Mmm copper

*The local crack head wants to know your location*

I can stand them if they're real, but a lot of the security "LEO-look-a-likes" make my skin crawl.

*PUBLIC SAFETY*

Yay!!! K9 Mattis!!

SIMP

Call me names, I don't care, I love all k9s