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Makes sense. He's gotta carry that around on those legs
I was fat before. and now I'm fit but my legs jacked like a body builder lmao.
same here. I got rid of the fat and there was just a ton of muscle around as a building block from having to carry around so much everyday
I'm asked if I never skip leg day. I tell them I spent over a decade not skipping a single day when fat.
Never skip leg day by never skipping KFC fried leg day
Deep fryer rats
And here I am fat as hell with chicken legs
Don't eat them
I’m trying to get in shape and this is something that makes me feel a little bit better about myself when I’m down. If I do a pull-up I’m lifting a ton of weight, running is like carrying a 100lb weight
This was so kind. Definitely a helpful way to explain it
It really is wild. In college I got into decent shape- lost about 60lbs. One day I decided that I would go on a walk with a 60lb backpack on and god that was eye opening. I wish I had kept up with that lifestyle because I’ve gained it all back and then some. But your comment is great- perspective is everything and that did help me think differently about it. Appreciate it and best of luck to you in whatever you strive for as well
Yep. The more weight you lose, the easier it is to do simple stuff like a push up or just straight up run.
If you are doing these things fat, then when that weight comes off, not only will you be stronger from doing these exercises fat, but the loss of all that weight makes it a piece of cake.
Once you break through that wall, working out becomes so much easier, and you feel like an Olympic athlete.
One downside to being skinny, legs seem to build slower than everything else. Because normally they are really not doing much of anything.
I fucking hate being wiry. Always have. "Oh how lucky you never put on weight from overeating." Yeah so lucky being bony and tall as fuck. What a gift to be able to stab people with my elbows.
Dude same! Can't gain weight, and can't gain muscle.
if you don't get enough water or calories working out doesn't grow you, it shrinks you. Hypertrophy requires energy and fat to grow muscle.
You need to eat a lot. Try 3000+ calories a day if you workout.
Exactly. I always complained about not gaining weight. I ate super clean all the time though. Started not caring about my food, eating sweets and junk. Got jacked and strong.
I eat crap food in combination with full cooked meals. Easily between 3 and 4k calories per day. Like a Hobbit. I just burn through it. My Doctors say I just have a terribly effective and "fast" metabolism.
If I work out, I burn the very little amount of fat I have under my skin. If I sit and pig out, nothing happens except my liver and kidneys and other organs taking the hit for filtering.
Just like for some people it's incredibly easy to gain weight... for some it's incredibly hard to.
Sincerely a dude who is 26, well past the "puberty metabolism" excuse, and been to multiple nutritionists and doctors.
Is 3000 a lot? As in, it's difficult to do?
3 Costco pizza slices gets you over 2000 easily. Add a coke you're up to around 2500 for 1 meal.
I, in Mitch Hedberg fashion, used to be able to do a whole Costco pizza on my own in one sitting. I lost the weight but not the appetite so it's a constant battle for me even though at this point I've been thinner for longer than I've been fatter (20 years vs 15).
People who can't eat enough to gain weight *if they want to* gain weight are really confusing to me. Ice cream is delicious and super fucking calorie dense. Same with pizza. Same with *so many foods.* It seems trivial to me to eat delicious shit and pack in the calories.
And stab you own butt when sitting
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Mind if I ask your age? I will say that gaining muscle period was pretty hard for me until I hit about 30, then I was able to build muscle much quicker. But still can’t get my legs to build, leg day twice a week for years, can barely squat more than I could a year ago.
Don't workout and eat more the day after legs. When your legs undergo hypertrophy it requires substantially more calories from all the damage. Otherwise you're just spinning your wheels.
Look on the bright side: you can eat a lot of tasty fast food without worrying about weight
They're not legs. They're getaway sticks!
2. I was relatively skinny until my depression got really bad in my late 20's but I still had big beefy legs. I attribute it to my teenage years doing "500's" in Tae Kwan Do (running around the four corners of the dojo doing 500 round house kicks in a single night) and long-distance backpacking in Boy Scouts. Both are oriented much more towards endurance than, say, leg presses or squats. That said, never had much of a boy booty... but even in my 30's I've still got big, rock-solid quads and calves; sometimes people ask me if I'm a major cyclist (another endurance sport). I pretty much can't wear skinny jeans or other tight pants.
3. Genetics again
I have amazing genetics for calves plus pretty active with biking, and when I was younger I'd snowboard constantly with shitty poorly fitting gear that shreds your calves. When I was younger my calves were literally bigger than my thighs, but now I've grown my thighs a bit. Even so skinny jeans suck, but only don't fit at my calves lol
Btw I'm tiny, 125 lb @ 5'10
Bro. just get fat.
Just carry heavy stuff on you
Can confirm, i have legs similar to the guy in this video. I've never been THAT heavy but I'm definitely overweight, typically float between 190lb and 215lb (im only 5'9 male).
I've never really worked out my legs, although i used to lift weights 2-3 days a week. Despite 0 leg days, my calves are still way larger than my arms and i can EASILY leg press/calf raise really big numbers. Like 200lb calf raises barely faze me - never tested my limits but i think i could probably pull off sets of 300+, is that a lot? No idea.
this is the way
Yup! Same here. Was obese and lost a ton of weight through diet and exercise. Legs were absolutely jacked. Upper body had loads of loose skin though. But the legs, man.
Same here. I call this "The blessing of the fat man". It goes double if you lose the weight on a bike.
Keep up with the leg days because eventually they’ll reduce to match your lighter weight.
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Every day is leg day
Under every obese person's fat is a power lifter who carries around 300 like it is nothing.
Not sure which greek god.
But might be one.
Dionysus… Bacchus is the Roman equivalent.
Completely unrelated, but I think Dionysus would be a pretty cool guy to hang out with.
He was pretty mean to mortals tho..
Yeah. The whole dolphin situation wasn’t great. Really wasn’t all that chill.
angry drunks, smh
I mean, that goes without saying. Greek gods were mean as fuck
Probably more like Hephaestus? Dionysius was a slim youth, Haephestus was more burly. I have no idea if I spelled that correctly
Hephaestus was crippled in his legs. His upper body strength would have been incredible, though, being the god of the forge.
I don't think any of the gods were morbidly obese. I don't think people this obese existed commonly enough to enter the social consciousness until much later in civilization development.
Which seems surprising for a civilization that ate to excess. Wealthier Romans and Greeks were kind of a gluttonous bunch. Not a lot to do back then but eat, drink, and throw the occasional orgy.
I think even if they were eating to excess and were rich folk that didn't have to work they were still eating higher quality, less processed food, and walking around more.
To my knowledge even things like sedan chairs weren't common in that area during antiquity.
Plus probably burn a lot of calories at the orgy.
Dionysius has many portrayals, from fit, fat, young, old, masculine, and even nonbinary and feminine. When you're the portraying the god of wine and frivolity, people tend to imagine what it means to them
I'm surprised this is so far down here
he gave birth through his leg
More likely a Norse god.
My legs would be ripped too if I carried around an extra hundred or two pounds on them all day every day.
Shits weird, you’d think someone that’s fat wouldn’t walk much.
Fat people have to hold a job too ya know
That’s where you are wrong. I am overweight too and I also have jacked thighs and calves. I am pretty active. I regularly go for walks and hikes. It’s just that I lack portion control and I drink a lot. So being fat does not always equate sedentary lifestyle
I was my fattest in college. I had to walk around on campus lot. So many buildings with no public elevators.
Imagine just doing a few squats every day, on top of walking one or two miles and all of this with 200 pounds on your back, considering that you eat all the calories and nutrients you need to build muscle, you don't need a lot to get jacked legs.
Most people don't, but there are some who are just not motivated enough/don't have the time/are lazy to do exersice, and live on with their daily, relatively productive lives as a large glob of fat.
This usually results in weirdness like a two feet wide belly but ripped arms and legs. I was fat (am getting thinner so it's less pronounced) and people always told me that I don't look my weight. This was because I wore large shirts that would hide my belly, resulting in someone who just looks large with toned legs and thin arms
That man has a giant penis in his calf
Beat me to it!
You can beat my meat to it.
Dysfunctional minds think alike
*a Greek emperor*
Body of Buddha, calves of Phil Mickelson.
Makes sense. You get monster calfs if you’re maxing them out 24/7.
Comment technically correct. One word: hephaestus
You and I think alike on this subject. *handshake*
Hephaestus was not fat. He was ugly and jacked.
His legs are Atlas and his body is a chonky world.
He has the body of a twitch streamer by the same name
I don’t think he’s a fat piece of garbage anymore. Now he’s just a smaller piece of garbage.
That got me. I thought the “unexpected” part would be that it’s a woman and thought that was stupid. I was wrong.
This is the comment I was looking for
I got the body of a god. Unfortunately, its Buddha
Did he have someone shave his legs for this video?
Some people just naturally have less body hair
Mongolians, mongolians are hairless, a lot of mongolians girls watching my arms in class.
Really? I wouldn't of thought that. Mongolia is quite cold, I thought body hair would be useful in those climates
My ex bf’s dad had way less arm and leg hair than me :/ I’m not even THAT hairy. But a little.
Somebody walks on their tippy toes
It’s the double titty slap that ties all together
Also fat (but not that fat) with excellent calves.
He found the magic Jorts from American Dad
Got those Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle legs!
More like a Norse god lol
You mean hephaestus?
I was like wow and waited that maybe the person would reveal himself and tbh i loved the video more when he did
This illustrates how much harder obese people are working.
Eh, more closer to one of the Norse Gods
In the cycling world those calf’s are described as needing to be cleaned with a toothbrush.
Bacchus is still a God
and the top of a Norse God
Carrying that much weight is great on and calves!
Yes of course, it's Bacchus
He’s like Thor from the new GOW
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He'd do a great Dionysos!
Now just work on the other half
His Calf Mucles surely look like a penis top
He keeps it under his bed.
He’s leg looks like a dick
yeah Dionysos looks like that
Of course. He does legs just walking to the KFC.
And a Greek emperor
Fat people always have the strongest calf game.
Yeah, fat guys with ripped calves are definitely a common thing.
That's the work out for the day, now get back to beers
That's what happens when you only do leg days and skip everything else.
A lot of heavy guys have great legs. I mean, they carry that weight all day every day.
A guy at my gym is about 100lbs overweight and he has the best calves I have ever seen.
That tiddy slap though, I do it all the time.
If you are like that from the waist down you got no problem ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
He really bo be built like Bacchus
my man Silenus
Just an FYI, Buddha is not a Greek god...
Bottom half, greek god. Top half, Buddha.
That titty slap is NSFW with some reddit creatures.
My gf said that to me not long ago, this is exactly what I thought
I mean technically he still has the body of certain greek god
Yeah Bacchus, the God of Wine
And yes I know he’s Roman
The plan for great calves is to get fat, build the calves from walking around, then lose the weight. It’s fool proof
He's been weight lifting all of his life by the look of it!
Looks more like a goddamn Greek.
Fooled me. I thought this was going to be a Female Bodybuilder.
Oh, hey Mr. D!
Dagda in celtic pantheons was awesome
Hehehe it do be like that tho. Crazy thing is, if you keep flexing and lifting as you lose the weight, those godly calves, thighs and glutes stay glorious. 475+ lb currently down to 308.
You forgot the Greek god appetite-ee
Everyday is calf day in morbid obesity.
Greek gods have microscopic penises too
Yeah, those legs gotta support all that weight.
Hephastus was big.
So they're not wrong
I have the body of a god, unfortunately it's Buddha
Linemen be like
He don't skip leg day
I have calves similar to that. I was just born with naturally beefy ones. I’ve had lots of people comment on them, from physios to tailors. In generally I don’t really like my body, but I do have nice calves.
I thought this was going to be a joke about Achilles
The body of Dionysus
Legs have to be strong to carry the extra weight. Believe me, I'm trying to lose my covid-15 and my legs are the only part of me with some definition and muscle. Slapping his man boobs up in the air did make me laugh snort!
not his calf muscle looking like the tip of a duck...
Could be generics. I have had multiple people complement my calf muscles and I sit on my ass all day. My family just had jacked legs
I disagree. He is a full greek god.
What? Yes, Dyonisos is a greek god
37/43 completions. My god!
Thunder thighs that can kick cars like it were cans
Bottom half: Greek god
Top half: Nordic god
His leg looks like a penis
Combined with the Buddha…
If there were ever a video that belonged on this sub… this would probably be it
More like GreekGodx
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