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The-Zarkin90

Makes sense. He's gotta carry that around on those legs


6_NEOS_9

I was fat before. and now I'm fit but my legs jacked like a body builder lmao.


Invisinak

same here. I got rid of the fat and there was just a ton of muscle around as a building block from having to carry around so much everyday


asianabsinthe

I'm asked if I never skip leg day. I tell them I spent over a decade not skipping a single day when fat.


poopellar

Never skip leg day by never skipping KFC fried leg day


GrandmaJosey

Boom roasted


GrandmaJosey

*Fried


bsobanski

Kentucky fried


old_man_spinosaurus

Deep fryer rats


bitsplease-

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Capt_Thunderdump

And here I am fat as hell with chicken legs


anEmeraldPanda

Don't eat them


Sluukje

Savage


anightclubfordogs

I’m trying to get in shape and this is something that makes me feel a little bit better about myself when I’m down. If I do a pull-up I’m lifting a ton of weight, running is like carrying a 100lb weight


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erock278

This was so kind. Definitely a helpful way to explain it


anightclubfordogs

It really is wild. In college I got into decent shape- lost about 60lbs. One day I decided that I would go on a walk with a 60lb backpack on and god that was eye opening. I wish I had kept up with that lifestyle because I’ve gained it all back and then some. But your comment is great- perspective is everything and that did help me think differently about it. Appreciate it and best of luck to you in whatever you strive for as well


idiotdroid

Yep. The more weight you lose, the easier it is to do simple stuff like a push up or just straight up run. If you are doing these things fat, then when that weight comes off, not only will you be stronger from doing these exercises fat, but the loss of all that weight makes it a piece of cake. Once you break through that wall, working out becomes so much easier, and you feel like an Olympic athlete.


MarquisDeLafayeett

One downside to being skinny, legs seem to build slower than everything else. Because normally they are really not doing much of anything.


MedicineMundane7595

I fucking hate being wiry. Always have. "Oh how lucky you never put on weight from overeating." Yeah so lucky being bony and tall as fuck. What a gift to be able to stab people with my elbows.


Cutie_Flirty_n_Nerdy

Dude same! Can't gain weight, and can't gain muscle.


Crafty_Tip_8082

if you don't get enough water or calories working out doesn't grow you, it shrinks you. Hypertrophy requires energy and fat to grow muscle.


Sdrawkcabssa

You need to eat a lot. Try 3000+ calories a day if you workout.


Gerbal_Annihilation

Exactly. I always complained about not gaining weight. I ate super clean all the time though. Started not caring about my food, eating sweets and junk. Got jacked and strong.


MedicineMundane7595

I eat crap food in combination with full cooked meals. Easily between 3 and 4k calories per day. Like a Hobbit. I just burn through it. My Doctors say I just have a terribly effective and "fast" metabolism. If I work out, I burn the very little amount of fat I have under my skin. If I sit and pig out, nothing happens except my liver and kidneys and other organs taking the hit for filtering. Just like for some people it's incredibly easy to gain weight... for some it's incredibly hard to. Sincerely a dude who is 26, well past the "puberty metabolism" excuse, and been to multiple nutritionists and doctors. :(


DatsyoupZetterburger

Is 3000 a lot? As in, it's difficult to do? 3 Costco pizza slices gets you over 2000 easily. Add a coke you're up to around 2500 for 1 meal. I, in Mitch Hedberg fashion, used to be able to do a whole Costco pizza on my own in one sitting. I lost the weight but not the appetite so it's a constant battle for me even though at this point I've been thinner for longer than I've been fatter (20 years vs 15). People who can't eat enough to gain weight *if they want to* gain weight are really confusing to me. Ice cream is delicious and super fucking calorie dense. Same with pizza. Same with *so many foods.* It seems trivial to me to eat delicious shit and pack in the calories.


SD_03

And stab you own butt when sitting


JypsiCaine

Ah yes - the ol' Assblades. In addition to Elbows of Bludgeoning, the Assblades are my - literal - backup weapon ;)


MarquisDeLafayeett

Mind if I ask your age? I will say that gaining muscle period was pretty hard for me until I hit about 30, then I was able to build muscle much quicker. But still can’t get my legs to build, leg day twice a week for years, can barely squat more than I could a year ago.


Gerbal_Annihilation

Don't workout and eat more the day after legs. When your legs undergo hypertrophy it requires substantially more calories from all the damage. Otherwise you're just spinning your wheels.


Coolrafid100

Look on the bright side: you can eat a lot of tasty fast food without worrying about weight


Jamooser

They're not legs. They're getaway sticks!


FirstTimeWang

1. Genetics 2. I was relatively skinny until my depression got really bad in my late 20's but I still had big beefy legs. I attribute it to my teenage years doing "500's" in Tae Kwan Do (running around the four corners of the dojo doing 500 round house kicks in a single night) and long-distance backpacking in Boy Scouts. Both are oriented much more towards endurance than, say, leg presses or squats. That said, never had much of a boy booty... but even in my 30's I've still got big, rock-solid quads and calves; sometimes people ask me if I'm a major cyclist (another endurance sport). I pretty much can't wear skinny jeans or other tight pants. 3. Genetics again


DuckyDawg55

I have amazing genetics for calves plus pretty active with biking, and when I was younger I'd snowboard constantly with shitty poorly fitting gear that shreds your calves. When I was younger my calves were literally bigger than my thighs, but now I've grown my thighs a bit. Even so skinny jeans suck, but only don't fit at my calves lol Btw I'm tiny, 125 lb @ 5'10


captsquanch

Bro. just get fat.


Coolrafid100

Just carry heavy stuff on you


jhillman87

Can confirm, i have legs similar to the guy in this video. I've never been THAT heavy but I'm definitely overweight, typically float between 190lb and 215lb (im only 5'9 male). I've never really worked out my legs, although i used to lift weights 2-3 days a week. Despite 0 leg days, my calves are still way larger than my arms and i can EASILY leg press/calf raise really big numbers. Like 200lb calf raises barely faze me - never tested my limits but i think i could probably pull off sets of 300+, is that a lot? No idea.


toohotti

this is the way


ethan_prime

Yup! Same here. Was obese and lost a ton of weight through diet and exercise. Legs were absolutely jacked. Upper body had loads of loose skin though. But the legs, man.


rosserton

Same here. I call this "The blessing of the fat man". It goes double if you lose the weight on a bike.


frozensteam

Keep up with the leg days because eventually they’ll reduce to match your lighter weight.


Graknight

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mrstipez

Every day is leg day


NewFuturist

Under every obese person's fat is a power lifter who carries around 300 like it is nothing.


oldmonkforeva

Not sure which greek god. But might be one.


cammoorman

Baccus


Cheezyrock

Dionysus… Bacchus is the Roman equivalent.


MXR-GOLD

Completely unrelated, but I think Dionysus would be a pretty cool guy to hang out with.


shulatocabron

He was pretty mean to mortals tho..


big-boi-dev

Yeah. The whole dolphin situation wasn’t great. Really wasn’t all that chill.


Phormitago

angry drunks, smh


SalamandrakePlz

I mean, that goes without saying. Greek gods were mean as fuck


Singer-Such

Probably more like Hephaestus? Dionysius was a slim youth, Haephestus was more burly. I have no idea if I spelled that correctly


Subrisum

Hephaestus was crippled in his legs. His upper body strength would have been incredible, though, being the god of the forge.


FirstTimeWang

I don't think any of the gods were morbidly obese. I don't think people this obese existed commonly enough to enter the social consciousness until much later in civilization development.


DerangedGinger

Which seems surprising for a civilization that ate to excess. Wealthier Romans and Greeks were kind of a gluttonous bunch. Not a lot to do back then but eat, drink, and throw the occasional orgy.


FirstTimeWang

I think even if they were eating to excess and were rich folk that didn't have to work they were still eating higher quality, less processed food, and walking around more. To my knowledge even things like sedan chairs weren't common in that area during antiquity. Plus probably burn a lot of calories at the orgy.


ZanzabarOHenry

Dionysius has many portrayals, from fit, fat, young, old, masculine, and even nonbinary and feminine. When you're the portraying the god of wine and frivolity, people tend to imagine what it means to them


yeet4memes

Fattust Maximus


HighClassApplebees

It’s greekgodx


ob103ninja

I'm surprised this is so far down here


ofek_dab

Thor


MrMimas

Zeus he gave birth through his leg


dr_arke

More likely a Norse god.


fishnwirenreese

My legs would be ripped too if I carried around an extra hundred or two pounds on them all day every day.


EricM813

Shits weird, you’d think someone that’s fat wouldn’t walk much.


sikagoon7

Fat people have to hold a job too ya know


NazgulDiedUnfairly

That’s where you are wrong. I am overweight too and I also have jacked thighs and calves. I am pretty active. I regularly go for walks and hikes. It’s just that I lack portion control and I drink a lot. So being fat does not always equate sedentary lifestyle


Fun-Tomatillo-8969

I was my fattest in college. I had to walk around on campus lot. So many buildings with no public elevators.


Anonberserk

Imagine just doing a few squats every day, on top of walking one or two miles and all of this with 200 pounds on your back, considering that you eat all the calories and nutrients you need to build muscle, you don't need a lot to get jacked legs.


llama_glue

Most people don't, but there are some who are just not motivated enough/don't have the time/are lazy to do exersice, and live on with their daily, relatively productive lives as a large glob of fat. This usually results in weirdness like a two feet wide belly but ripped arms and legs. I was fat (am getting thinner so it's less pronounced) and people always told me that I don't look my weight. This was because I wore large shirts that would hide my belly, resulting in someone who just looks large with toned legs and thin arms


-KaotricK-

That man has a giant penis in his calf


cj0r

Beat me to it!


naveensha00

You can beat my meat to it.


-KaotricK-

Dysfunctional minds think alike


Secret-Suspicious

Every day is leg day


Inevitable-Art5685

*a Greek emperor*


thelawtalkingguy

Body of Buddha, calves of Phil Mickelson.


Ok_Transition3992

Makes sense. You get monster calfs if you’re maxing them out 24/7.


LunaTheBattleCat

Comment technically correct. One word: hephaestus


takeahike89

Hephatsos


Singer-Such

You and I think alike on this subject. *handshake*


_____Link_____

Hephaestus was not fat. He was ugly and jacked.


Top-This

His legs are Atlas and his body is a chonky world.


discoismeta

He has the body of a twitch streamer by the same name


ZeGentleman

I don’t think he’s a fat piece of garbage anymore. Now he’s just a smaller piece of garbage.


readitonreddit34

That got me. I thought the “unexpected” part would be that it’s a woman and thought that was stupid. I was wrong.


Abor-shaun

Greekgodx


BeaverRoots_

This is the comment I was looking for


RustyCrawdad

I got the body of a god. Unfortunately, its Buddha


ArturiusMaximusRambo

Did he have someone shave his legs for this video?


Catontheloose2400

Some people just naturally have less body hair


dimensionargentina

Mongolians, mongolians are hairless, a lot of mongolians girls watching my arms in class.


baghdad-hoebag

Really? I wouldn't of thought that. Mongolia is quite cold, I thought body hair would be useful in those climates


ellohellaylola

My ex bf’s dad had way less arm and leg hair than me :/ I’m not even THAT hairy. But a little.


NickGerz1234

Somebody walks on their tippy toes


NotnaLand

I relate


RedTauren

It’s the double titty slap that ties all together


veritasgt

Also fat (but not that fat) with excellent calves.


ziyad1001

u/savevideo


sudo-samurai

He found the magic Jorts from American Dad


JBBanshee

Got those Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle legs!


Mastergate6-4

More like a Norse god lol


Karuzus

You mean hephaestus?


mimohijazi

I was like wow and waited that maybe the person would reveal himself and tbh i loved the video more when he did


AdvocacyPhila

This illustrates how much harder obese people are working.


Lord-Headasd

Eh, more closer to one of the Norse Gods


alanbastard

In the cycling world those calf’s are described as needing to be cleaned with a toothbrush.


FllowZer

u/getvideobot


GRizzMang

Bacchus is still a God


amhlilhaus

He does Dionysus


Literal-Human

Dionysus!


Solitary-Dolphin

Bacchus!


GarlicGoat13

and the top of a Norse God


rservello

Carrying that much weight is great on and calves!


xanroeld

Dionysus


itslinas

Yes of course, it's Bacchus


cookiemonster247

He’s like Thor from the new GOW


Dydono_

This is top content in this sub. Thank you op


spinnerling

He'd do a great Dionysos!


Accurate_Tone_6919

Dionysus


brigante-71

![gif](giphy|U8kMexpJsiEzvWIt23) Hybrid


Hornor72

Now just work on the other half


raddiwala420

His Calf Mucles surely look like a penis top


jamsterical

He keeps it under his bed.


kunmop

He’s leg looks like a dick


Maurice148

yeah Dionysos looks like that


luri7555

Of course. He does legs just walking to the KFC.


Soviet-Biscuit

And a Greek emperor


MarquisDeLafayeett

Fat people always have the strongest calf game.


Diiiiirty

Yeah, fat guys with ripped calves are definitely a common thing.


DueResearcher1017

That's the work out for the day, now get back to beers


Representative-Dirt2

That's what happens when you only do leg days and skip everything else.


mustang-and-a-truck

A lot of heavy guys have great legs. I mean, they carry that weight all day every day. A guy at my gym is about 100lbs overweight and he has the best calves I have ever seen.


orezavi

That tiddy slap though, I do it all the time.


OUTRAGE_SWAMPERT

If you are like that from the waist down you got no problem ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


adolphin_1

He really bo be built like Bacchus


BR47WUR57

my man Silenus


Leading_Heat_7605

Just an FYI, Buddha is not a Greek god...


wigzell78

Bottom half, greek god. Top half, Buddha.


The-Evil-Mastermind

That titty slap is NSFW with some reddit creatures.


R0llsroyc3

Dionysus?


eye_omlette

My gf said that to me not long ago, this is exactly what I thought


godietron

I mean technically he still has the body of certain greek god


photonic-23

Penis legs


GrizzlyGranty93

Yeah Bacchus, the God of Wine


GrizzlyGranty93

And yes I know he’s Roman


Username-blank

penis leg


Trippn21

Buddha!!


brownboyweird

The plan for great calves is to get fat, build the calves from walking around, then lose the weight. It’s fool proof


DistinctEngineering2

He's been weight lifting all of his life by the look of it!


Jake63542

Looks more like a goddamn Greek.


donorak7

Tbh r/mildlypenis


Leather-Cod-7397

Fooled me. I thought this was going to be a Female Bodybuilder.


Alpha_BanthaBoy

Oh, hey Mr. D!


Maximum_General_5091

Dagda in celtic pantheons was awesome


LoFi14

Hermes


Obligatory_Burner

Hehehe it do be like that tho. Crazy thing is, if you keep flexing and lifting as you lose the weight, those godly calves, thighs and glutes stay glorious. 475+ lb currently down to 308.


yeahokman69

You forgot the Greek god appetite-ee


hyang1234

Dude…dude haha


triple-glazed-window

Everyday is calf day in morbid obesity.


Tahanerino2005

Greek gods have microscopic penises too


MFG_666

Yeah, those legs gotta support all that weight.


Humor_Tumor

Hephastus was big. So they're not wrong


Buddhacrous

I have the body of a god, unfortunately it's Buddha


ABulgrin25

Linemen be like


manteigo_

He don't skip leg day


Rottenox

I have calves similar to that. I was just born with naturally beefy ones. I’ve had lots of people comment on them, from physios to tailors. In generally I don’t really like my body, but I do have nice calves.


legalbagelbeagle

I thought this was going to be a joke about Achilles


Stumphead101

The body of Dionysus


YasQueenies

Legs have to be strong to carry the extra weight. Believe me, I'm trying to lose my covid-15 and my legs are the only part of me with some definition and muscle. Slapping his man boobs up in the air did make me laugh snort! ![gif](giphy|65ODCwM00NVmEyLsX3)


DepressedPotato10

not his calf muscle looking like the tip of a duck...


IAmRules

Could be generics. I have had multiple people complement my calf muscles and I sit on my ass all day. My family just had jacked legs


Eregrith

I disagree. He is a full greek god. What? Yes, Dyonisos is a greek god


-Listening

37/43 completions. My god! Edit typo


minecraft_min604

Thunder thighs that can kick cars like it were cans


rholt3

Bottom half: Greek god Top half: Nordic god


osubengosu

His leg looks like a penis


Retta_Noona

Literally me


stalinwasballin

Combined with the Buddha…


YellowJacket113

If there were ever a video that belonged on this sub… this would probably be it


penis_parker79

More like GreekGodx


clique34

u/savevideo


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