Didn’t expect this from Amazon….
By - LoserTransBoy_8980
I’m not sure whether you should be happier or sadder
I'm pretty sure this is Machine Gun Kelly's reddit acct
Think they did him a favor honestly.
I agree. Went from fuckboi panta to semi reasonable tinder date.
Machine Crumb Kelly
Nailed it with the tinder date comment.
If it had black stripes it would be fuckboi panda.
I think the OP ordered them for a Grinder date, not Tinder.
Dude wanted to look like he just got back from exploring the moon
He didn't travel far.....from fashion.
High tops are back in too…
Could get some Air Force Moon Boots
Op: Mom! I want those jeans!!!
Mom: We have those jeans at home honey.
Should be the other way around, because what he ordered is an abomination
Dodged a bullet, he did.
Dodged a bullet from a gun he shot
They are the single worst pair of trousers I have ever seen.
Empty box at least would've made the cat happy.
Neither option is acceptable.
Mr Worldwide is always happy.
Definitely sadder because they lack the 2 knee pockets. Pockets are great.
Yup- when I think of a place that I really need pockets on a set of pants, it’s in the knees.
I use my knee pockets to slip pieces of memory foam into.
I bet you’re popular down at the Y
You can get yourself clean. You can have a good meal. You can...
wear jeans with knee pockets
Said the Penn State freshman.
Tile installer ?
Where else are you going to keep your bees?
Thats definitely where you expect to find the knees bees
Those aren't pockets, they just expose your knee.
Like a saucy tart?
At this point I don’t know
Is what sucks the jeans that you ordered in the first place?
"Yes" is the answer, in case you were wondering.
It's like being sad that you ordered 10 pounds of dog shit and only got 1 pound.
Reminds me of that South Park episode with the Persians.
Or when the crab people make the males metro-sexual to take over the world. This looks like some pants that would make an appearance.
Check out G-Star.com
I think you’ll like their clothes
You realize you can just take a steak knife and cut up the jeans so they look just as shitty as in the first pic right?
Or put catnip inside and turn your cats loose
Instructions unclear. Covered in claw marks. Maybe the cats were upset I was still wearing them.
Oops, yes. Left that out of the instructions. Also don't iron them while they're on you. People have gotten skin grafts from that bit of excitement
Jesus Christ are you a Romanian car wash owner? Were they to go along with your bejewelled Ed Hardy t-shirt and Von Dutch trucker hat?
Legit, 6 years in Budapest, this gear is either the most obvious undercover fed, or the owner of a dodgy iPhone repair stand in the basement of a subway station
Can people stop telling me where Budapest is. I lived there for 6 years. Words 2 and 3 of my comment...good lord people...Romanians aren't stuck behind some invisible wall..there are 20,000 of them in Budapest.
Th Budapest metro is one of the craziest thing I've ever seen. I remember watching Kontrol for the first time and being super interested in it.
lol it's hilarious to me that people are questioning you and as to how people from a country Hungary shares a border with and is a fellow EU country could possibly be living and working in Hungary's largest city and capital.
Out of curiosity, I did a quick google search at how far Budapest is from the Roman border and it's a little over two hours. I live in Orlando and it's over 4 hours just to get to Miami. Not exactly a long and treacherous journey.
Budapest is in Hungary you cabbage. Bucharesis Romania
Oh so these jeans are only reserved for ROMANIANS, there cannot be any cultural overlap with countries in an very close proximity with each other? You all think you’re so smart by smugly correcting the comment thinking they mixed up bucharest and budapest but in reality you are just morons who take everything literally.
Yeah, cheers. You hang around in the 8th district and the prevailing population on the streets are Roma.
Romas live in Budapest too, quite allot of them actually, you neep.
I lived there for 6 years. I'm familiar with which country issued me residency.
We should call people cabbages more often
My money’s on Dominican nightclub owner
Owner? You mean the douchebag behind the rope with sunglasses at night and too much hair gel, looking impatient like he should have been let in hours ago.
Dominican nightclub dealer
holy fuck this made me laugh hahahaha
Holy shit what a solid burn, and well deserved
As he moonwalks to the liquor store. All the while to get his drink on at home as he's gaming as he yells for his hot pocket. Only for it to be brought by his live in mother who yells at his black eyed arranged marriage wife.
Im gunna be honest i think they did you solid
These hip teens with their complicated pants!
They come free with the purchase of a hover-board or retractable baseball bat
Knee pockets seem like a bad idea, you have to bend down to open them, and your knees are going to ne squishing whatever is in the pocket. Also imagine tripping and scraping your knees on those zippers 😬
Dude, those zippers lead to nothing but disappointment.
So do all the zippers on my pants, TBF.
I love you.
*Beep beep beep* Back it up, back it up
These kinds of pants existed back when I was young, and the only people wearing them were the old guys that thought that's what the young kids were wearing.
These are the type of pants that the latina discount clothing stores sell.
Yeah, those were some solid Jeans.
OP: I just got scammed and sold different stuff than advertised!
Reddit: Dawg your taste is fucking trash lmao get fucked
Getting scammed sucks unless you have bad fashion, apparently.
These comments are tearing him up even more than those pants 😂
I didn't even reach the comment section before I knew what I was gonna be guaranteed to read here lmao
It’s the only reason why I came here
Agreed. I could smell the blood in the water before I got here.
Op should be glad he got pants that are in much better condition
Maybe if he fixed his yee yee ass style he'd get some redditors on his side.
I'm going to Google "yee yee ass style" right now. I'm intrigued.
Look up "Lamar yee yee ass haircut" and watch the video for the reference.
Yea, I wasn't going to comment it, but my first thought was "that sucks" followed by "both pairs look ugly as fuck"
To be fair the jeans you ordered are fucking awful
Yeah. . .OP dodged a bullet there.
But catching many bullets here on Reddit so is it a fair trade off?
Tbh OP deserves those bullets haha
Regardless of how awful the jeans were this is still false advertisement and companies shouldn't be getting away with it.
No, agreed. It's definitely not the product they ordered and they deserve to be irate about it regardless of how God awful the jeans they expected are.
It's probably Amazon’s bin system. It's easy for sellers to manipulate.
This is why you shouldn't buy your clothes from unknown businesses on Amazon. May as well be ordering from wish at that point.
I mean if I see some teenager wearing shit like that I'm like ahh whatever kids are gonna wear stupid shit like that because their friends are also wearing that same shit and they're all going to fit in and it's fine, I wore plenty of horrendous clothes back when I was that age too. When I see a 30-something dude wearing jeans like that I get instant "peaked in high school" energy.
As a 30 something who peaked in high school, I wouldn't touch those jeans with a 10 foot pole.
As a 30 something with those jeans, I have yet to peak, I AM ON A CONSTANT INCLINE
Ok but why are you still in high school
Whenever I see pants like this I think - douchebag.
Both look kind of awful IMO
What an understatement. Op what the fuck man
I think what came in the mail is better than what was ordered
Mom: we have white jeans at home.
OP is a fourteen year old from 2008
he got them to match his cookie monster snapback
Why would you order that in the first place?
Knee zippers 💀
For your knee needs
Or knee pads
Sometimes *just* my knees get hot
Makes me think of those pants that had zippers that went the whole way around the knee so you could take off the lower half of the legs and make them shorts XD
I had a pair of those as a kid and they absolutely destroyed your knees if you had the misfortune of tripping while wearing them.. mine had fabric on the inside so you aren't making skin contact with it but just landing knees first onto the zipper or zip hurt so bad.
When you fart and it’s crawling down your leg, all you have to do is open the knee zipper to let the stinker out. Its actually quite ingenious
I can only presume OP was trying to go for the Elvis Presley/Michael Jackson look!?
Red leather jacket and fingerless gloves probably arriving tomorrow.
Maybe it's for a zombie costume.
Doncha love when your immediate first thought is the top comment? Who in the he'll would buy these?
Those are the ugliest jeans I’ve ever seen so they did you a favor
a blessing in disguise 💀
OP is getting cooked in these comments damn 😭
😂 why am I crying of laughter in the office rn
Idk it’s Saturday
That bulge though!
Forgot to include the “do it yourself” guide.
They could’ve at least not stolen the picture 💀
My boy those pants are garbage
Well then no one would buy them
Yup. It's aliexpress now. The worst part is most mom and pops are gone, and now big box stores are even dying.
It’s almost like we’re in a late-stage capitalist nightmare
20 years ago, I never would have guessed people would choose online orders over seeing the product before you buy it. We deserve this, I guess.
I'm still weirdly stubborn about it. I won't use Amazon unless there's not really much option. I prefer to go to a store for things.
I once tried to buy fashionable jeans off eBay and even though the item matched the picture, there were aspects of it that you can't tell from a picture on the internet. Like the material was awful, it stretched in weird places, and the stitching was already fraying. Never buy clothes from random sellers online.
They’ve been like this. There’s no quality control. Need to stop buying from Amazon when you can avoid it
Haha i was about to comment looks like I an amazon order and read your description. So many times if you don't check reviews.. i ordered this super cute blouse with like pinched front and puffed sleeves and no reviews yet, showed up was a huge mens tshirt like cut and resewn in the front and the sleeves cut and added a cuff to the end..not puffy
Lol same...... Amazon SUUUUUUUUUCKS anymore. If it's not a 'ships from Amazon' item I have already ordered in times past or seen in store, I won't even buy from them anymore
They did you a favor
You deserve to be scammed for seeing that picture and thinking it would be a good idea to give someone money for them.
Even worse, I think they deserve the pants they paid for
Whoa, calm down there satan. No need to break the Nuremberg convention.
You didn’t need either of them, white motorcycle pants are insane in 2023
But what if he’s on his hog and needs to go into a controlled slide?
I don’t get hog vibes from these. These scream like circa 2012 Justin Bieber swag
You need something that says 'Dad likes leather!"
Amazon is all fake knock offs from China. Ive gotten burnt with too many fake products.
But you should be ashamed of yourself for buying those hideous pants in the first place.
Am I crazy or did Amazon products USED to be better quality? There's no difference than Ali express shit now
Everything used to be better quality. But yes, even ordering name brand stuff is fraught on Amazon because you could be dealing with a reseller or bootlegger.
Amazon now sorts all of the "same" product into one bin regardless of who the seller is.
In other words, the Sony Playstation controllers go in a bin with the "Sony" playstation controllers as long as they're the same color and model. So you can do your due diligence and buy the PlayStation controller from Sony's Amazon store - but then they can reach into the bin and grab you a controller that was sent to them from "Sony" aka China.
Everything comes from China, after working in an Amazon warehouse in Doncaster, UK. I learnt that everything that came through was from China, usually delivered from Guangzhou.
You ordered those on purpose?
i actually like the one that was sent better
You're better off, imo. Why are there zippers on the knees?
Dude got a free belt! Lucky.
Love how everyone is saying you deserved it for having awful taste. And honestly, they’re right
2nd one is more appealing than that uncomfortable shitty pants
Did you a big favor
thank them cuz they saved you the embarrassment of wearing those first ones.
They did you a favor mate 😂
Both are hideous
They did you a favour
Are you in a 2006 boy band?
I never buy anything on Amazon unless it is sold by Amazon and shipped by Amazon. That is, unless it's by a big name company.
When you order stuff from wish.com
Years ago I ordered a knockoff designer hat… It was like $15 so I said “why not”…. That thing was so blatantly obvious it was fake that I just gave it to this Highschool kid that was my neighbor. It also fit like shit. I could have put a soda box on my head and smashed it down and that would have fit better.
Whats the problem here? You ordered awful jeans and recieved awful jeans.
Uh Amazon is fucked. Stop ordering from there. JFC
man wasnt expecting this unholy roast sesh on his pants
OP's fashion choice is what really sucks.
First mistake was ordering them
You deserve that. The universe paid you for the atrocities in which you planned to commit
The originals are fucking trash anyways
The guy she told you not to worry about / You
You deserve it. Those pants are ugly as fuck.
Both are extremely ugly
Tbf why would you order them in the first place they are horrendous
The homeless astronaut
Amazon is just wish now. Has been for years.... If the moral issues with giving them business weren't enough, the products are scams now. Don't buy anything from Amazon.
Oh wow. You really paid money for that huh?
If it’s any consolation those are both terrible
Amazon did a favor to you buddy
Your mistake was ordering those god awful jeans
they did you a favor
Mfw redditors of all people are mocking someone’s taste in fashion
At least you got the black belt extra
You trying out for an N’SYNC cover band or something?
Is Miami nice this time of year?
Your Amazon account should be suspended for even trying to order those
I only opened the comments for the pants insults
Looks like you eat 16 cheeseburgers a day
Amazon 2023 = Wish
Saved from wearing ribbed white skinny jeans in 2023.
honestly its for the best
Ordered: Machine Gun Kelly. Received: Water Gun Kelly
Are those pockets or access points to your legs?
Both are awful 🤣
all I see is a picture of the shittiest pants I've ever seen, followed by a picture of the second shittiest pants I've ever seen