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Icy_Figure_8776

My daughter used to say “queaseous ” (queasy/nauseous), when she was a kid, we all still say it


seanjones520

stoner dyslexia. for when you mix up words while very high


Initial-Zebra108

Cromulent


Independent-Disk-390

That’s such an inconsequoital word.


Dante_Arizona

Craptastic/shitastic/fucktastic, craportunity, never-happenest, fucktabulous.


PhillyCSteaky

Holy shiznick Batman!


UWontHearMeAnyway

I detect military


Historical-Eye-783

“Underbeneath” 1st child’s enduring legacy.


Sunshinegemini611

I picked up forty-eleven from my grandfather to describe a ridiculous number of something. I still use it to this day.


Ash_Nomad

I always say eleventy-twelve.


Arksurvivor120

Let's see how many people know this one: "chobblesome"


xain_the_idiot

Always weird to see a Hermitcraft reference in the wild


littlescreechyowl

My oldest is 22 and I still day round circls


Lyongirl100894

Dorpeedermee


allyroo

my husband and i use bookey (boo-kee) for anything bad/ugly/displeasing, i have no idea why


MistressBarker

Me and my sister made the word "specktali" in place of shit.


oldhaunts1

Gerbird


False-Corner547

Gusentight instead of Gesundheit


Flossthief

I say shabladoo a lot No reason in particular it's just something I say on occasion And not that it's made up but I say karate out loud whenever I get nervous and can't stop thinking about something


Suitable_Strawberry2

You sound like my old friend vance.


UNC_ABD

Since her childhood, I tried to convince my daughter that she used to beg for "gam cackies" instead of "graham crackers". She ain't buyin' it.


dadjokes502

Mathaphobia


IrisVivid

My sister used to say numnee (milk) and she would use the sign for milk as well. We still use it around the house. She also used to say ahwoo (dog).


Mytur_Benesderti

Sup = What's up


tiredofthisshit247

Yins. It means you all. I'm from Pittsburgh.


mike4stuff

Slickery


boardgamenerd84

All of them.


BokBokBagock

Craptacular!


sbruno33

Piffit. Wife doesn't like the word fart


oryngirl

Baninski. From the Star Trek: The Original Series Season 1 episode "Miri".


Suitable_Strawberry2

Fustashmuff. Fuck that shit motherfucker. Me and a buddy made it up in like 7th grade when we didn't want to do our assignment.


ConsequenceNorth8604

All words are made up...of letters


Affectionate_Pain846

Zek, when someone cuts their bangs way too short. Named after a old woman in our neighborhood growing up. You Zeked your bangs up bad!


[deleted]

I’m not telling cause it’s a really good one. Then youse are gonna steal it and all the TikTok kids will say they invented. It’s just for me. Sorry


Onautopilotsendhelp

Chinese came up with it. Huminerals. Capitalistic realm sucks.


waconaty4eva

Believe it or not every word we say is made up


theactualfuckingmoon

Um... All of them?


Objective_Salary_896

all of them


Sunshine7225

Sun goggles 🕶️💕


jackfaire

Blargle. It's what I said once when an ex-gf fried my brain. Now it's my go to when I'm fried for whatever reason. Including frustration at callers.


Far-Ad5796

Boondy. Means windy, but a family member said “It’s boondy outside.” As a toddler and it stuck. Now we all say boondy.


Greenman_Dave

All of them. All words are made up.


RedKingEdinbour

Cadaverific