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By - Hot_Let7611
What O say to Q? Hey man put that back in!
That's also what she said.
Take my vote you bastard lmfao!
XYZ.
O? PP!!
Are you down with O P P?
YEAH YOU KNOW ME
Of corset did.
This was better than the joke!
Honestly, I think I enjoy r/dadjokes for the top comments more than the posts. There’s ALWAYS a fantastic response.
The real comment is in the jokes
Mhm
It looks a biiittt too tight.
You know me
Why is 3 nicer than 8? 3 is kinda like an 8, but more open.
1 threw 7!
1 threw 5040
Dude, have you heard what 6 and 9 have been up to?
No. What lol
Although 8 wasn't happy with this compliment. So 8 replied: "YOU WANT A PIECE OF ME!?"
Let's roll on out of here.
"What's got you in a twist?"
My good woman... I see you have been working out lately!?
I like the Doug Benson version: "Nice belt, fuckface."
Nine
Is that supposed to be a no?
Na’n {Nothing}
Ohhhh, i thought Nein (No)
That fits the joke better!
I'll be back
ha that took me a second!
And an imaginary tiny belt.
r/angryupvote
He said "What did the 0 say to the 8"
Why was 10 so scared? He was in between 9/11
I’m half the man you are
"Get a room, you two!"
cold one
Because 7 8 9
Now that"s a twist
How dare you two, this is a public place!
?
Imagine the number zero wearing a belt. Now tighten it.
Ohhhh
#Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Heeeyyyyyyy nice belt, fuckface
The the 8 replied "it's no belt. You just need to lose s0me w8"
Yes
Thats all i got to say
What a waist of my time..
Belt? Looks a little tight to be a belt, I like to think of it as more of a corset
And eight said to zero, "bro, do you even lift?"
Yoooo, don't get it twisted
Where did you get your belt?
7 ate 9
zero ate eight 😢
Also, zero ate eight. 😝🍑
"Where is the key so I can open the door."
My 4 yr old likes that :D.
0 and 8, sitting in a tree
Nice belt where did you get it
If you divide you by me, you'll fall over...
What O say to Q? Hey man put that back in!
That's also what she said.
Take my vote you bastard lmfao!
XYZ.
O? PP!!
Are you down with O P P?
YEAH YOU KNOW ME
Of corset did.
This was better than the joke!
Honestly, I think I enjoy r/dadjokes for the top comments more than the posts. There’s ALWAYS a fantastic response.
The real comment is in the jokes
Mhm
It looks a biiittt too tight.
You know me
Why is 3 nicer than 8? 3 is kinda like an 8, but more open.
1 threw 7!
1 threw 5040
Dude, have you heard what 6 and 9 have been up to?
No. What lol
Although 8 wasn't happy with this compliment. So 8 replied: "YOU WANT A PIECE OF ME!?"
Let's roll on out of here.
"What's got you in a twist?"
My good woman... I see you have been working out lately!?
I like the Doug Benson version: "Nice belt, fuckface."
Nine
Is that supposed to be a no?
Na’n {Nothing}
Ohhhh, i thought Nein (No)
That fits the joke better!
I'll be back
ha that took me a second!
And an imaginary tiny belt.
r/angryupvote
He said "What did the 0 say to the 8"
Why was 10 so scared? He was in between 9/11
I’m half the man you are
"Get a room, you two!"
cold one
Because 7 8 9
Now that"s a twist
How dare you two, this is a public place!
?
Imagine the number zero wearing a belt. Now tighten it.
Ohhhh
#Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Heeeyyyyyyy nice belt, fuckface
The the 8 replied "it's no belt. You just need to lose s0me w8"
Yes
Thats all i got to say
Because 7 8 9
What a waist of my time..
Belt? Looks a little tight to be a belt, I like to think of it as more of a corset
And eight said to zero, "bro, do you even lift?"
Yoooo, don't get it twisted
Where did you get your belt?
7 ate 9
zero ate eight 😢
Also, zero ate eight. 😝🍑
"Where is the key so I can open the door."
My 4 yr old likes that :D.
0 and 8, sitting in a tree
Nice belt where did you get it
If you divide you by me, you'll fall over...