By - unusedinteger
“No bums please”
Bitch you ARE a bum
Yeah, that's why she doesn't need ANOTHER one lol
Obviously she doesn't want her child to grow up with 2 bums for parents:)
So it's like the "No Homers" club
This is exactly what I was thinking. She has absolutely nothing to offer yet she’s making demands like she’s something special. I feel bad for that little girl. Who knows what kind of situation her mom is gonna get them in.
> Who knows what kind of situation her mom is gonna get them in.
Sadly, that really doesn't take a ton of guesswork.
Egomaniac without portfolio.
But she’s a water sign. Isn’t that enough?
There's an argument that she would be the lowest paid sex worker that also probably has to do the full time jobs of a maid, chef and mom.
Craigslist wise, she's just being up front about a practical request/need, probably in a desperate situation (what single mom isn't?) If she's as well endowed as the photos she could probably make great money on OF with a bit of marketing.
Reality is that it's probably just a catfisher or some scammer.
Not all single moms are in desperate situations. I make more money than most men I know, including my now husband. I was a single mom for 6 years before I remarried.
It's pretty hard to make money on OF. Just big tits aren't enough.
Agreed. Chaturbate is THE way to go.
I think also considering digital footprints and how she has a daughter, I’d be horrified if my daughter found nude photos or even worse videos of me on the internet years down the road.
Why? Normal people have sex. Normal people take nude photos and send them to people.
It’s like finding a VHS of your parents Fucking. It probably won’t ruin your life.
Everyone who ever works is selling their body. It’s either your brain, your muscles, or some other part. It’s usually by the hour. Someone who sells nudes has found a way to make a lot more per hour than most of us.
The kid would be better off with a stable family and a home but the father is not in the picture. The daughter is already going to have a ton of issues from that dynamic alone. There’s so few social supports out there that the kid is going to grow up in horrible circumstances unless some stability is found - it probably won’t be.
Nah nah it's weird
Maybe she's a dancer. She will make a little money with her left leg, a little with her right leg, and between the two of them she'll make a lot.
Thanks for posting your crappy joke twice.
My bad-i don't know how it got posted twice. Wasn't done on purpose
She’s a hobosexual
>Bitch you ARE a bum
I believe the correct term is "Hobosexual"
Nah, she's a water sign.
Is this considered prostitution? She's basically saying I'll sleep with you in exchange for room and board.
Yes and it’s incredibly sad.
Also puts her daughter in an incredibly dangerous situation where she will likely be exploited
How does one even begin to try to find statistics on situations like these?
I thought it was 110% of statistics are made up? Are you making your statistic up?
With a 10 percent margin of error
[here ya go](https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&url=https://www.d2l.org/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/Statistics_4_Risk_Factors.pdf&ved=2ahUKEwiQpby3p5_7AhW2g2oFHfbRBJkQFnoECB0QAQ&usg=AOvVaw2fuaE81szTqWTBBVXFl2Ch)
Ugh, I feel like I need a shower or something after reading that. Sometimes I really hate humans.
With your info, it would appear the daughter is already at risk. This housing situation (while reckless) doesn't seem like it would increase that.
Thanks for the information!
According to the link above you she’s at a 20 percent increase risk with this housing situation. Did you read it?
When you say something is "likely to" happen, it literally means probably, like better than a 50% chance.
I don't believe that's illustrated by either her comment or yours.
I'm not saying it's a great situation or anything like that. It's obviously not. But hyperbole doesn't help. Words matter.
Nasty pervs are probably the only ones who are going to reply to this. Just seems so unsafe especially for a child.
How do you know she has a daughter? It only says child
Fair point I made an assumption. Point still stands. Boys can be victims of abuse as well.
Incredibly sad attempted prostitution
there are plenty of guys who rent a room "for free" but to "females only", so she might find her prince yet
fun fact, one time I came to view a room and the man took me to his bedroom, and when I asked "so wheres my room" he pointed to a cot in the corner. just deadass in his own bedroom.
Fuckin love London.
Wow, he was willing to give you a whole cot, how generous
So, did you move in?
Yeah, have you seen London prices? Waking up with some old man's dirty pubes on my face from time to time is a low price to pay.
The way I figure it is you're gonna get the pubes in the face one way or another, might as well get it over with.
Yeah but if not for cost of living crisis it could've been the soft, curly pubes of someone I cherish, perhaps even love. Instead, it's my landlord's mangy dick-beard.
Capitalism crushed my heart, and my pussy.
Sorry for your loss 🙏
30 year old with the mentality of a pre-teen. That poor kid. This ad just makes me feel really sad.
I mean.. it’s Killeen, she’ll be wife’s up and on Tricare in no time.
Absolutely. Contract marriages happen a lot outside military installations.
People who write like this are so fucking annoying wtf!!!
Sort your thoughts out beforehand instead of just sploshing words as they come, like some sort of alphabet diarrhea! And use fucking punctuation ffs...
> I don't drive only black guys
Okay, then find a white guy, straddle him, pick each of his balls in one of your hands and drive him like a motherfucking mahout
Soon we will be drinking brawndo. Its got electrolytes!
It's what plants crave!
She was in the wrong line.
I’m crying 😭 😂
Are you tho?
Sounds like an absolutely horrendeous situation in which that kid could easily be taken advantge of and abused.
Too bad my sign is not compatible with water signs. My loss.
What the hell is water sign?
Just googled it
> The 12 zodiac signs are divided into four elements: earth, air, fire, and water. The water signs — Cancer, Scorpio, and Pisces — tend to be emotional and intuitive.
how is aquarius not a water sign, literally carrying a jug of water lmao
I swear I seen this posted before years ago.
And? Go take a donut. You wont believe it, but each year new people find out what is internet 😱 shocking right?
But it's the same person and message.
So your saying she’s actually 40 now
And i seen it 5-6 times but each time when i saw it again .. at the same time there was always someone new who never saw it :). Thats called internet if what. It works that way.
Dang dude. You got triggered. YTA.
No. I just said that i dont hate reporst because there are always people that didnt see this post. Where did you even find any part of me being triggered? Or this is just a reddit thing to make up stuff? 😂
Your whole account is just you arguing because you are triggered. YTA, & may god have mercy on your soul.
So you are saying everyone who argues is triggered. Okay. I guess you are right but will continue to do what i did and watch how other get deleted because got triggered while trying to tell me i am the one who is triggered 😂.
Playing both sides of the coin? Come on now, surely you can troll better than that. But still, YTA!
Okay random dude on the internet. I didint ask for your opinion so why share it? What a very important random dude you are! 😂
Bro you good? Someone shit in your Wheaties or something this morning?
Could be his baby momma.
Worse yet: he took her deal and is now realizing his mistake because of the comments.
not really. Its just reddit users like to cry about reposts ;D. I just wanted to say seeing a repost is nothing bad, but reddittors trying to make me look insane xD
And you decided to just prove them right…?
Nop redditor. I just left comment and replied to someone who had question about comment. Everything else is your mental problem and twist of words ;D
Wait why make it about race
Asshole is asshole
No matter what color the puckered starfish actually is, yep.
“No bums” sis YOU are the bum????
also “won’t reply to scams” lol
She needs to match with one of those dudes offering free room and board in exchange for being their girlfriend. Is there a broker working this burgeoning industry?
AirPMP is going to be the next big thing in tech.
WARNING! WARNING! DANGER WILL ROBINSON!!!
The fact that this is in Killeen makes it 10x funnier to me. What a complete dump.
That’s a place? I thought that’s her name. Seriously.
It’s a shitty town outside of Fort Hood, Texas.
It's the place where people live that go down to 6th street in Austin to shoot each other and tourists.
Made me laugh too. I know a few women who live there and look just like her (thought this one was an ex coworker tbh) and I’m utterly unsurprised by this post. I lived in Killeen for 7 months when I first moved to Texas…… moving to Austin was a great day for me.
Rent-A-Girlfriend fans will be shitting their pants if they ever came across this
Looks like an aspiring dependapotamus. Watch out servicemembers.
this shit is just sad
Punctuation for Dummies.
One period in the whole thing, and it's between "take" and "care of us".
Should I send back a filtered photo too!?
Looks like she got caught cheating on her soldier and is now on the street. Good Ole fort hood
No wonder she has a kid, apparently she doesn't even know what a period is
I know tons of guys that would bite on this
She is going to be sucking a lot of dick before this ad works out for her.
Someone needs to call CPS on her. She inadvertently advertised her 4 year old child to live with strange men in exchange for a sexual relationship. This just screams “pedophile’s wet dream.” Anyone who has malicious intentions can take advantage of that poor baby because she has such an undiscerning mom.
Hi, I'm wildly irresponsible and have a child that I will put in the company of any stranger who buys me a sandwich.
Ma'am, you are the bum lol
That’s some bukowski level stream of consciousness
Feel for that kid man, poor roll of the dice for a mom.
Nothing like GS grammar, spelling and stupid ass filter ears on a 30 yo woman to catch a pedophile to be around her child. Gross, gross, gross.
I do like a lady with prominent ears. Consider me intrigued
This would be chaotic and hilarious if I wasn’t so angry about her involving her kid in this “plan.” She goes out of her way to state a few of her preferences and doesn’t even specify the living conditions her kid needs.
The only punctuation in the whole thing is a typo 🙃
Please don't. Sigh
I love that she wants pictures after posting one where her face is heavily filtered. If you look at the size of her fingers, hands and arms you know that head doesn't go with that body...
The pervs reading this: “oh never mind. I guess I don’t qualify”
At least she uses great punctuation....
Why do people say that looking for a sugar daddy isn't prostitution?
Had to come back to make a 2nd comment. After commenting, I scrolled down to the next post and I kid you not, it said...
>TIL The Flynn Effect reveals that human intelligence increases with each generation
I guess, they should add, "collectively."
I do feel bad for her though.
No animals, uses animal filter
Why was it one sentence though?
This HAS to be a joke
I’m scared for her child’s safety.
Checks out for Killeen.
What a catch! (Said no one ever.)
That poor child…
This will work - I have seen a lot of posts on Craigslist where a man is advertising a room for rent for free for a woman
Nice try, KILLeen.
Grammar costs extra.
Everyone is awful judgemental of somebody who is clearly in a desperate situation trying to find a way to make it work. This is heartbreaking, the only judgement here should be on the government and their lack of resources for people experiencing homelessness and poverty.
Imma water sign🤣🤣🤣
Of course this is in Killeen, TX...
Who also doesn’t have any self awareness or ability to use punctuation. Charming.
How she ger a customized url?
She didn’t, Killeen is a place, not her name.
“No bums please” says the bum. Jesus this woman needs to build herself a support system, because when whatever random dude she’s with is done she’ll be left with nothing.
"Live in girlfriend" you say? Not just girlfriend? Well, that would normal. Oh no, look at the time, it's past-horoscope-o'clock, I need to go.
The bum said she doesn’t want no bums.
I live in the outskirts of Killeen and none of this post surprises me lol
Live in gf. Aka ‘grammar killer’
"and absolutely no punctuation in the house you can't go to a job with punctuation either cause I'm allergic and could die if one gets anywhere near me"
Such a catch
....I might know this person lol
The fact that she’s bringing a 4 year old child into this mess is just sad.
It's the lack of any grammar or punctuation whatsoever that really gets me
Her punctuation is atrocious
I could not IMAGINE throwing my welfare and security to the whims of men on the internet
pretty sure she is keeping the welfare to herself
I meant like... emotional and safety welfare not $
I know, i was joking about 'welfare' 🤭
This is not how you get a respectable man.
Sadly, you can't really call this delusional. You just know she found a thirsty mug or twenty-two.
I do feel bad about her kid, getting dragged into such situations.
Oh man The Show Contact Info button isn't. working for me Now I'll never be able to offer her my incredible deal oh wait no nasty pervs nevermind
I fucking hate this country.
Ain't nobody got time for punctuation!
prime FT Hood bait.