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rotesozi

When it's picture day and your mother still dresses you.


didijxk

Grandma*


putHimInTheCurry

Yes, Grandma, it's soft.


BaconSoul

I was about to say the opposite. Looks like someone is letting him choose his own clothes…


BanjoTCat

He looks like Pee-Wee Herman after a benzo coma.


risingthermal

He looks like a Pee-Wee’s Playhouse villain that Pee-Wee tries to win over by making him cookies, but hijinks ensue when he accidentally uses too much of the powdery secret ingredient.


Prudent_Potential818

It’s only a matter of time before jordy gets caught red handed doing the Peewee


Terrible_Indent

Not the shoes though... wtf JP


JordanCuckson2137

He said in a video that some company has given him 12 "fancy" suites for free as a sponsorship. I think they made a sophisticated joke to make JP look laughable...


didijxk

I hope there's a purple one so he can look like the Joker even more.


Far-Policy-8589

We've already seen the Harvey Dent one. Somehow this is worse?


HammerHorrorWhore

Or a green one covered in question marks.


theinfamousroo

Um… Jordy, you might want to have someone let the hem out a little bit more on the pant legs or make sure the guys giving you these suits know your size.


natidiscgirl

Everything’s coming up Milhouse!


paradeoxy1

My shoes are wet but my ~~wife is~~ feet are bone dry!


Sachsen1977

God bless both of you!


[deleted]

Is this guy a circus clown?


ipakookapi

A man goes to the doctor, and says he is suffering from depression. The doctor says, "The famous clown Jordan Peterson is in town! You should go see him, I'm sure that will cheer you up!" "But Doctor," The man says, with tears in his eyes, "I am Jordan Peterson!"


waaaayupyourbutthole

I couldn't help but hear that in the voice of Rorschach from the Watchmen movie lol


meanuwu

wait, this is still a question?


_i_own_this_username

The man that said when he's in a heated conservation with a man, he knows that the next step if it escalates is violence. This man partaking in a fight? Nuh uh.


RonPolyp

He sure looks to me like he's ready to engage in fisticuffs at a moment's notice.


Kirk_Kerman

got that muppet drip


ArrakisFriedSandworm

This looks like something a soft butch lesbian would wear to a formal spring wedding, but only if she didn’t like the people getting married


Beemerado

He's really leaning into the televangelist grifter persona.


dalliedinthedilly

He looks like leap year william


MindHalfFull

I hope he returns to the ocean soon


dalliedinthedilly

Alas, only once he's consumed his quota of children's tears.


FredFredrickson

Who wore it best? Peterson or Wonka?


butchcranton

Jorpie Wonka, the amazing far right bullshiteer.


KishCom

If you're gonna wear bath-towels as a suit, at least make sure they fit. Or are they _supposed to be_ flood pants?


Picnicpanther

Is that suit genuine Sonic-fur?


Ocean_Fish_

The fucking SHOOOOEEEESS


eksokolova

This was...a choice.


HammurabiTheFourth

Dressed just as the clown he is


EfficientSeaweed

What the Smurf is this Smurfing Smurf


hughglass_21

The 9th JoJo.


Sachsen1977

Ah, the 1940s bellhop look, nice.


Fransomeness

I'm The Joker Baby!


Batmanforawhile

JP stays dressing like a life sized doll. Also gotta love the 3 different shades of blue.


DScotus

legit thought the shoes were cropped onto him for a sec lol


NateFisher22

He is dressed like one of those Epsilon Cult guys from GTA5


mymentor79

I have possibly the worst fashion sense of any living human being, and this made even me wince.


KathyBlakk

His fashion sense gives me existential dread.


ruthcrawford

This is what is referred to as "peacocking" in the pick up artist community, which is where incel culture originated. JP is the 2020s equivalent of the burned out PUA coach from a decade ago. That stuff didn't really disappear, it got institutionalised thanks to the alt right movement.


Vinesandlightning

Ain’t no way


Careless-Ad4039

Light Blue ain’t his color at all He looks best in Neutral Colors, Navy Blue, Black, Brown, Beige etc The dude is going so mental he’ll probably start wearing Pink Suits


SmartestMonkeyAlive

Willy Wonka loser. People look up to this guy for advice? Really? And they wonder why they can't get laid.


Phloofy_as_phuck

Looks like he just stepped off a monopoly board


consumerclearly

It’s a shame he’s a bigot, he’d be such a good drag race judge


jonezsodaz

Who dis? Real life anorexique papa Smurf ?


thereznaught

Is that a felt suit?


MS-06_Borjarnon

Talk about trying too hard, jeez.


Archangel1313

He dresses like Pee-wee Herman.


Vontux

He's wearing the drapes from a house in the 1970s.


MightSuggestSex

Methadone Mr. Rogers over here


no-cars-go

he's really nailing the oompa loompa look


RainyNightDub

Ok but might be mental illness tho


VivienneNovag

It looks like he is wearing a suit that he got when he was a kid, and I'm not talking about the colour pallette.


ApostateX

My 4 year-old niece is learning how to pick out her own clothes. Last week she put on a vintage baseball style t-shirt with maroon arms and an iron-on transfer of a pic of her dog, navy blue sweatpants that are 2 sizes too big, white socks with lace frill and matched it with leopard print mary janes I got her for Christmas. Her fashion sense *vastly* surpasses JBP's.


TrueCrimeRunner92

Honestly if he were anyone else and also the pants were longer I’d say this is one of his better looks but the short pants kill it for me. Also the robin’s egg blue shoes.


ElayasMG

I'm trying to imagine someone that can make that suit look good


fuzz_boy

I hate that I like this. Sure, I dress like shit but I don't care.


Theloftydog

And this is who chuds look to for masculine advise.


zeoNoeN

Liberal type outfit


xach_hill

hee-ho lookin ass


Resident-Bad9327

I've seen better suits in a Goodwill. And the color, wow.


larnjart

Sorry Not beautiful!!


projectsukyomi

Bro dressed like on sale airforces


ilostmyoldaccount

He looks like a postmodern lollypop. Odd choice, given he's already worn better.


Jean_Genet

Looks like a creepy adult trying to dress like a private-school-kid.


PranavYedlapalli

Discount riddler


__sys_out_println__

I actually like the style, but not the shithead inside it.


A_Lifetime_Bitch

I mean sure, an attractive and hip 20-something could probably pull of this look. But 60-something Mr Dr Miserable Death PhD here just looks like a clown.


__sys_out_println__

I know, a douche is a douche irrespective of his fashion style. But if it was a person with a likable personality, even 70 or 90, I would have liked it. The shoes are weird though. Not bad, but weird.


[deleted]

Very brave though


[deleted]

Wrong, sir! Wrong! Under section 37B of the contract signed by him, it states quite clearly that all offers shall become null and void if - and you can read it for yourself in this photostatic copy - "I, the undersigned, shall forfeit all rights, privileges, and licenses herein and herein contained," et cetera, et cetera..."Fax mentis incendium gloria cultum," et cetera, et cetera..."Memo bis punitor delicatum!" It's all there, black and white, clear as crystal! You stole fizzy lifting drinks. You bumped into the ceiling which now has to be washed and sterilized, you changed your gender and supported BLM and installed solar panels, so you get nothing! You lose! Good day sir!


snarpy

Haha, I actually kind of dig this. Way better than his usual color-blind-Grandpa thing we usually get from him.


putHimInTheCurry

The Lord Sheogorath red/blue suit was better than this. And that's saying something.


CatProgrammer

I actually like the colors and think it'd look good on Mr. Rogers but why are his pants so short? Is he going for the Capris look? At least wear longer socks, man.


kernel-troutman

Gaybraham Lincoln?


eternal_pegasus

He dresses like that to draw the attention of gay guys, you know, his unconscious mind want his body to be possessed by a big strong male figure.


Dogtor-Watson

Why’s the suit look unfinished?


Always_Scheming

He looks like a character from a clockwork orange


Always_Scheming

Seriously though…only saul goodman can be saul goodman


ChanceVarious179

It's what happens when you are suffering from the BLUES. 😅


VMKTR

Classy MFR


flashyellowboxer

I detest this man - however that tweet about the Swimsuit Illustrated I didn't have a problem with. People have different standards of beauty. If a woman tweet "sorry, I don't find Brad Pitt (or whatever "good looking" man beautiful", why would this be controversial? Sure, it makes them kind of an asshole, but doesn't seem bad. It wouldn't seem justified hating on this woman making a comment. It's just my opinion. What am I missing here? ​ Edit: Barrage of downvotes for asking question, lol. I basically misunderstood the situation and thought all he did was say "sorry not beautiful".


dalliedinthedilly

The lack of any implication that there is some sort of authoritarian agenda to compel you to find Brad Pitt attractive. He didn't just say she wasn't beautiful, he said that no amount authoritarian tolerance was going to make her beautiful.


flashyellowboxer

Ah. Thanks for the clarification


ipakookapi

People have different standards of beauty, yes. He didn't write "I personally don't find her attractive", he wrote that she was objectively not beautiful. Jeepers views on gender and beauty are basically that there are some universal truths, which unsurpriaingly align with all of his personal opinions.


flashyellowboxer

Thanks for the clarification!


ipakookapi

No problem mate ☮️


Lord_Farquaad95

Peterson is a fucking prophet