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Cocaine bear media team is astroturfing HARD
Waiting for the Cocaine Bear vs. Shark-nado sequel personally.
Cocaine bear vs sharktopus vs whalewolf is the obvious next move for this franchise
Followed by “…vs Freddy vs Jason, In Space.”
Halloween Nightmare On Friday the 13th Street: Quantum Blood Murder
IIRC, a cocaine bear storyline was on a recent episode of NCIS.
SSHOWER ME IN THAT SWEET BEAR COCAINE PR
I think Cocaine Bear should become a protagonist fighting for good in the sequels. Defending man and animal kind against evil. He’s a deeply flawed hero and not the one we asked for…
Literally turning a Reddit repost into a movie
Honestly? I'm okay with it. Of all the horrible crap that is legitimately happening in the world today. And how much of it I cannot do anything about - if some shitty movie "based on a true story" that will not be REMOTELY realistic or good upon release wants to plaster itself across my social media timeline? I'm okay with it.
At least somebody SOMEWHERE is having fun. Even if it was a bear that died years ago from eating thousands of dollars worth of narcotics.
I can’t wait for this ride at Universal Studios.
I’m gonna be the bear this time
With the one and only esteemed character actress margo martindale?!
‘Esteemed Character Actress and Fugitive From the Law’ Margo Martindale
playing herself nonetheless. The actor for Tormund Giantsbane from GoT is also playing himself apparently lol.
None of these facts sound like they come from a good movie.
You're right, they sound like they come from a *great* movie
There is a local business here in Kentucky that makes Cocaine Bear gear.
That’s a weird way of saying you know a coke dealer.
Right? He already mentioned living in Kentucky. Why explain further
I have a sweatshirt of cocaine bear.
It is more than a true story..
It is a documentary filmed in REALTIME...
Movies will never embellish, ever!!!.. everything in this movie happened exactly as it did in real life..
There can only be one!
I like where you’re going with this
First line had me so excited; then I caught on. Now I'm sad. Thanks.
The trailer makes this feel like a highly produced exploitation film...yeah, there are some big name actors in it, but the story alone of a bear on cocaine is more than plenty to sell a movie.
It's especially evident in the title: *COCAINE BEAR*. Honestly, that's all you need to put asses in the seats. I'm sold on it already. But hey, Ray Liotta's in it, as well as Kerri Russell and O'Shea Jackson? Even better!
Look at the trailer again, it was all about a bear doing cocaine...that's it. There's none of that nonsense of "RAY LIOTTA IN HIS FINAL PERFORMANCE!" narration.
The trailer makes it look like the greatest movie ever made
i think Ray has one or two more movies
Nope, as far as movies, [this is it for Ray Liotta](https://economictimes.indiatimes.com/news/international/us/cocaine-bear-what-will-everyone-be-talking-about-in-2023-as-ray-liottas-final-film/slideshow/95962151.cms)
There are TV projects after this, but this is his final movie
[Is the paramedic the angry ikea worker?](https://youtu.be/P7KBcsdPhxA)
You know this movie has potential. I think if it was done in the same light as Tucker and Dale versus Evil it could be potentially awesome. I don’t have high hopes for Ray Liotta‘s later acts but I would love to be surprised.
There is a show on AppleTV with him that just aired, Black Bird. He’s great in it and the show is really good also.
Bruce Vilanch doc?
This movie is supposed to be camp. If you don’t like or understand the camp genre then you’re probably not going to enjoy the movie.
Is this the Bert Kreisher movie?
Pooh Bear: Blood and Honey, Killer Bambi, John Wick Santa Claus, and now this. What's next? Serial Killer Elmo
La la la la
La la la la
I could see it
There's a trailer out for a Grinch horror movie now too, so add that to the list. It looks abysmally bad as well.
I’m just pumped that Elizabeth banks is directing.
Cant decide if he should be named Pablo EscoBear or Teddy Montaña
Cocaine bear is based
Who green lit this POS? Lol
Highest grossing film of the year......
I was concerned so I looked it up, the bear is CGI.
Yo! I thought I had the only movie idea written about cocaine bears!!
I am under the impression that LSD bear a story from the early 60’s which has yet to be made is true story of the Grateful Dead and the Jerry bears ….. looking forward to that one in the drug bear sagas
It’s pablo escobear
cocaine bear pitch movie:
so we got some cocaine
yeah im with you so far
and we have a bear
wow wow wow.
at this point i think hollywood really is so pathetically lost for ideas they are just randomly smashing two completely unrelated things together and making a movie with it.
This and they remake films that NEVER needed to be touched
This movie definitely will need two robots and a guy forced to watch it in the Satellite of Love.
Other times I can bearly see…
Literally everyone knows the real story. It was memed to death a while back.