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Dabeeeeetus

Cocaine bear media team is astroturfing HARD


Teripid

Waiting for the Cocaine Bear vs. Shark-nado sequel personally.


birdiee19

Cocaine bear vs sharktopus vs whalewolf is the obvious next move for this franchise


DonaldTrumpsSoul

Followed by “…vs Freddy vs Jason, In Space.”


wankerbot

Halloween Nightmare On Friday the 13th Street: Quantum Blood Murder


R3dl8dy

IIRC, a cocaine bear storyline was on a recent episode of NCIS.


jake03583

SSHOWER ME IN THAT SWEET BEAR COCAINE PR


browndog03

I think Cocaine Bear should become a protagonist fighting for good in the sequels. Defending man and animal kind against evil. He’s a deeply flawed hero and not the one we asked for…


Pitiful-Ask1099

Literally turning a Reddit repost into a movie


foxscribbles

Honestly? I'm okay with it. Of all the horrible crap that is legitimately happening in the world today. And how much of it I cannot do anything about - if some shitty movie "based on a true story" that will not be REMOTELY realistic or good upon release wants to plaster itself across my social media timeline? I'm okay with it. At least somebody SOMEWHERE is having fun. Even if it was a bear that died years ago from eating thousands of dollars worth of narcotics.


InShadows08

I can’t wait for this ride at Universal Studios.


4Ever2Thee

I’m gonna be the bear this time


ema9102

With the one and only esteemed character actress margo martindale?!


Batherick

‘Esteemed Character Actress and Fugitive From the Law’ Margo Martindale


Cybox_Beatbox

playing herself nonetheless. The actor for Tormund Giantsbane from GoT is also playing himself apparently lol.


mecon320

None of these facts sound like they come from a good movie.


katikaboom

You're right, they sound like they come from a *great* movie


kelly714

There is a local business here in Kentucky that makes Cocaine Bear gear.


The_Station_Agent

That’s a weird way of saying you know a coke dealer.


L1Wanderer

Right? He already mentioned living in Kentucky. Why explain further


cmyklmnop

I have a sweatshirt of cocaine bear.


youmustthinkhighly

It is more than a true story.. It is a documentary filmed in REALTIME... Movies will never embellish, ever!!!.. everything in this movie happened exactly as it did in real life.. IT DID!!!


reinhardt8888

There can only be one!


xXSpaceturdXx

I like where you’re going with this


Quarter13

First line had me so excited; then I caught on. Now I'm sad. Thanks.


exophrine

The trailer makes this feel like a highly produced exploitation film...yeah, there are some big name actors in it, but the story alone of a bear on cocaine is more than plenty to sell a movie. It's especially evident in the title: *COCAINE BEAR*. Honestly, that's all you need to put asses in the seats. I'm sold on it already. But hey, Ray Liotta's in it, as well as Kerri Russell and O'Shea Jackson? Even better! Look at the trailer again, it was all about a bear doing cocaine...that's it. There's none of that nonsense of "RAY LIOTTA IN HIS FINAL PERFORMANCE!" narration.


saltyraver138

The trailer makes it look like the greatest movie ever made


legopego5142

i think Ray has one or two more movies


exophrine

Nope, as far as movies, [this is it for Ray Liotta](https://economictimes.indiatimes.com/news/international/us/cocaine-bear-what-will-everyone-be-talking-about-in-2023-as-ray-liottas-final-film/slideshow/95962151.cms) There are TV projects after this, but this is his final movie


bigkoi

Bear-xploitation


IsThatLilExtra

[Is the paramedic the angry ikea worker?](https://youtu.be/P7KBcsdPhxA)


BloodBathSalt

yes


xXSpaceturdXx

You know this movie has potential. I think if it was done in the same light as Tucker and Dale versus Evil it could be potentially awesome. I don’t have high hopes for Ray Liotta‘s later acts but I would love to be surprised.


DonQOnIce

There is a show on AppleTV with him that just aired, Black Bird. He’s great in it and the show is really good also.


RainManToothpicks

Bruce Vilanch doc?


nljgcj72317

This movie is supposed to be camp. If you don’t like or understand the camp genre then you’re probably not going to enjoy the movie.


oldmasterluke

Is this the Bert Kreisher movie?


nelsne

Pooh Bear: Blood and Honey, Killer Bambi, John Wick Santa Claus, and now this. What's next? Serial Killer Elmo


GeddyVedder

La la la la La la la la Elmo kills!


nelsne

I could see it


F______________F

There's a trailer out for a Grinch horror movie now too, so add that to the list. It looks abysmally bad as well.


nelsne

Beautiful


Danjour

I’m just pumped that Elizabeth banks is directing.


BraisedUnicornMeat

Cant decide if he should be named Pablo EscoBear or Teddy Montaña


garythetriceratop

Cocaine bear is based


TheAllstonTickler

Ya freebased


DoNotWeepAtMyGrave

Who green lit this POS? Lol


LuinAelin

Highest grossing film of the year......


Malibucat48

I was concerned so I looked it up, the bear is CGI.


mostoriginalname2

Yo! I thought I had the only movie idea written about cocaine bears!!


spottedbuhos

I am under the impression that LSD bear a story from the early 60’s which has yet to be made is true story of the Grateful Dead and the Jerry bears ….. looking forward to that one in the drug bear sagas


deadman7767

It’s pablo escobear


conduitabc

cocaine bear pitch movie: so we got some cocaine yeah im with you so far and we have a bear oh awesome! cocaine bear! wow wow wow. at this point i think hollywood really is so pathetically lost for ideas they are just randomly smashing two completely unrelated things together and making a movie with it.


HellRanger97

This and they remake films that NEVER needed to be touched


getridofwires

This movie definitely will need two robots and a guy forced to watch it in the Satellite of Love.


BuckminsterFullerest

Other times I can bearly see…


TheCurlBro

Literally everyone knows the real story. It was memed to death a while back.