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Fyre Festival 2.0

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satansmyhomie

Can't wait for the second documentary


In_The_Chat

Internet Historian is about to make bank.


HelloAttila

It’s crazy how someone like him did all these scams and only received 4 years in jail.


IndependentOk8640

Sounds about white.


Significant_Ad9793

Bwahahahahahahahaha


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chinapomo

Racist


CoffeeOk8130

White people statistically get less time than their minority counterparts. Just because you're ignorant of information doesn't make the person who tells you about it racist. Blacks get 20% longer sentences than whites and that's according to the government itself. https://www.ussc.gov/research/research-reports/demographic-differences-sentencing


IndependentOk8640

His feelings don't care about facts.


CoffeeOk8130

Yes he only believes in racism against yt men lol.


chinapomo

Imagine assuming my race. Stop being this racist 🤡


CoffeeOk8130

I just can't imagine being non white and being so poorly informed about such a basic fact to call others racist. I shoulda called you a pickme instead my bad.


chinapomo

Inform yourself by reading Thomas Sowell dude. He's black Maybe you'll believe him


chinapomo

Facts tell that most crimes are committed by blacks and that about 70% of black kids grown up without a father,, but I guess you don't care about facts


IndependentOk8640

And I'm the racist. 👍


phuketphil

Lol look @ his post history - not worth the mental effort


chinapomo

Since when facts and statistics are racist? Here's a funny thing: facts don't care about your feelings


IndependentOk8640

https://www.prisonlegalnews.org/news/2021/jun/1/us-doj-statistics-race-and-ethnicity-violent-crime-perpetrators/ Na dude statistics aren't racist. You are.


HelloAttila

And why is that? There is a reason why the family is broken… the system was designed that way.. to break down the black families home.


chinapomo

This statement proves you have no idea about facts. Up until the 60s black families were not broken. And in the 40s they actually had a lower level of single parents than white families. For the first 100 years after slavery was abolished black people were thriving. It all started going downhill after the 60s. Please educate yourself. Maybe start with Thomas Sowell. Anyway one of the reasons why I have no hope the situation will get better it's exactly because of the mentality of people like you. If you keep looking for excuses (system bad buhhhh) then nothing will ever change. It's sad that the left is dragging you down by making you believe it's the system's fault, thus preventing anything from changing.


chinapomo

According to statistics, since you like them so much, most of the murders are committed by black men


CoffeeOk8130

Actually they aren't. More murder victims and murders are intra racial. Black and white murders have always been about 8% difference in the last decade. Additionally about half or murders go unsolved so making an inference with such incomplete data sets is tough at best. So there is no telling what race the perpetrators are. I used fox news as a second source, a source I know you trust 😉. https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/factcheck/2020/09/29/fact-check-meme-shows-incorrect-homicide-stats-race/5739522002/ https://www.foxnews.com/us/more-than-half-american-murders-go-unsolved-fbi-data


chinapomo

Please informe yourself rather than pulling out random statistics. I suggest starting with Thomas Sowell since you like statistics so much. And he's black. Maybe you'll believe him Btw who's fact checking the fact checkers lol


CoffeeOk8130

I suggest you read the sources I listed one is from fox news they are white.


chinapomo

How does the fact that half of cases go unresolved has anything to do with the fact that blacks are more violent? You can see the same trend everywhere. In Europe and as well in china. Yes I live in china and the few expat that end up in the news for violent crimes are almost always blacks. Now you might not like this, and it's ok. But facts don't care about your feelings


HelloAttila

The majority of serial killers are who?


chinapomo

What do serial killer have anything to do. Stop pulling stuff out of your butt


ultraplusstretch

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forever_useless

![gif](giphy|853jNve3ljqrYrcSOK) 2.0


rSpinxr

TBH that looks way more entertaining than attending Fyre Fest.


OceanPoet13

Dude just looks like a shifty fuck.


throcorfe

When he says “what’s up, good morning guys” he gives major Kendall Roy vibes


DOGSraisingCATS

Holy shit this is so spot on... Kendall Roy at least has a semblance of a soul. I wouldn't trust this guy with something as small as a Venmo after agreeing to split an Uber I ordered.


SkRu88_kRuShEr

Shifty like the lead singer from Crazy Town 😏


Satanus2020

![gif](giphy|hgjNPEmAmpCMM)


CoolDigerati

Yep for both the Broadway show and the festival!


Popculturemofo

I just hope nobody has to blow a customs officer this time


blue_dusk1

I’m not saying you’re lying about it happening…I just wanna know how to become a customs officer…for science.


Ambitious-Bed3406

Just download gay apps and swipe right on all of them...


Annonomon

Umm….what?


Livinum81

In the documentary one of the organisers that worked on fyre had to organise loads of bottled water (if I recall there was no running water on site). It got ordered but was held in customs requiring a huge import tax. Billy (is that this guy's name) wanted this organiser (who I understood to be gay) to go and suck off the official customs to get it released as it was like a day before guests were due to arrive. I don't think that actually ended up happening, but that's what the other poster is referencing.


eddie1975

I had forgotten about that. It was funny if I recall.


IndependentOk8640

What I missed that part of the documentary?


rSpinxr

It was in there, just kinda flew by since it was a request from good ole head honcho Billy here which was met with shock rather than compliance.


gunther277

There were 3. Internet Historian's (objectively the best), Netflix's "Fyre: The Greatest Party that Never Happened", and Hulu's "Fyre Fraud." (I only saw the Internet Historian's video, so I might be biased a little)


LucyRiversinker

I didn’t know there were three. I only saw the Netflix one and that was such a delicious slice of Schadenfreude.


AustinDood444

I can’t wait for a new bunch of douchebag influencers to get scammed again!!


king_o0o

Internet historian: LETS FUCKING GOOO!!!


[deleted]

What could go wrong I’m in… ![gif](giphy|67ThRZlYBvibtdF9JH|downsized)


venice56

Well fool me twice ….can’t get fooled again ! I’m in !


djayed

When you order Ben Affleck on wish.....


Chafro23

Ben Affleck looks like Ben Affleck on wish. Dude is looking rough these days.


DOGSraisingCATS

Idk ...that giant ridiculous back tattoo totally screams emotionally stable.


Chafro23

Fair.


SST250

Some people really are gluttons for punishment, aren’t they.


Chief_Beef_ATL

EatDicks.com


Evo-Elemental

Use code Eatabagofdicks to get 20% off your first order


A_Simple_Fella

What a fucking crook


NickyDeeM

"...partners to pay back all of my restitution" what a self serving socio flog


BundleBalls_swp

Just like when he ran the ICarly show I still have no idea what the fuck you are talking about Freddie Benson.


Wrongdoer_Critical

Damnit I’m in!


mhikari92

This event will surely be such hot shot , that it's on fire (literally)


Saltyvengeance

You son of a bitch. I’m in !


Significant_Ad9793

Damnit... I came to say this.


[deleted]

What's more astonishing will be the amount of idiots signing in again....


RandoCalrissia

How tf he out of prison


PhilOffuckups

You are fyred


Entire-Inflation-619

Yes!!!!!! Another documentary coming about rich spoiled idiots 20 year olds trying to make us feel bad for them lmao


Denseabirational

Never understood how people got on board with this dude…just a sleezy salesman


Miserable_Tea_6243

Literally no shame whatsoever


Be-cn-u

Why! Just give it up already.


motelwine

why would you keep the infamous name?


eddie1975

No kidding. I guess he subscribes to these marketing strategies that even bad marketing is good marketing... “There is no such thing as bad publicity”. -Phineas Barnum “The only thing worse than being talked about is not being talked about.” -Oscar Wilde


Frozenthickness

Anybody who gives this guy any money whatsoever deserves to lose it.


mdsign

"We HAVE to do it right guys, we HAVE to make happen what was always a dream" Do "we" tho? 🤷‍♂️🤦‍♂️


ExtensionExact1965

You already swindled a bunch of folks who dropped huge amounts of money. Um no?


Jalen_37

You had your shot, you blew it.. who in their right mind would go to this lol “2.0”


commanderdeez

This is fantastic! I can’t wait! Where do I invest and sign up?


One_Stick4563

50 cent should make this one work just as another fuck you towards jah rule


KungFugazi

Somebody get JaRule!!


CoffeeOk8130

How he has allowed to do anything with finance after his previous felony conviction?


eddie1975

I thought he was barred. But maybe not or maybe there’s a loophole.


Broghan51

Fool me once . . . .


RafiquiYouMoney

Honestly, if some people specific could just leave earth, that would be great.


cheerbearheart1984

Did the workers and vendors from fyre festival ever get paid?


DietGoose

He looks like if Ryan Renolds was from the Midwest


gelliephish

Looks like if America's most loved and hated men Ryan Reynolds and Kyle Rittenhouse had a baby


sparkicidal

I was more thinking Ben Affleck.


DietGoose

Right like if both Ryan Reynolds and Ben Affleck moved to Ohio and had a kid


gr8fulhead6

… and named him Kyle Rittenhouse.


DOGSraisingCATS

And also has fetal alcohol syndrome? Or is that redundant with "Midwest"?


Less_Valiant

For those of us who paid a lot of money to Fyre Fest 1, we should get some kind of credit towards Fyre 2.


Stroton

Off topic: I love your username. On topic: I couldn't care less


doppiogelato

I’m not gonna lie I’m rooting for him.


Agreeable-Display-77

He looks like somebody who was almost born down syndrome.


MichaelFusion44

What you have to do is get out of the business of events


ForgottenKiwi

Sorry I didn't see..


CoolSwim1776

When did he get out of jail?


bodltd

No choice but to pull it off


zoolilba

You don't have to do any of that.


Hyzyhine

He must be stopped


Basbartoo

Where can i invest?


HeavyMetalPlunder

But will Yes Rule be involved?


ben22218

Andy?


Moooooooola

I hear the cheese sandwiches are awesome.


Ruby_n_Friends

A zero driving towards a minus. As Don Trump says, this will be the biggest festival ever, trust me.


FunkaholicManiac

Here we go again. Fasten the seatbelts and strap in!


Thedarkmayo

Fool me, fool me twice, fool me chicken soup with rice


ShowerTearsNBeers

Well, I am sold. That shitbwas inspirational.


ZelRolFox

He looks like the type that would do gay for pay, deny it, all the while not taking the pay in secret, just the load. Trust fund dipshit over here lol


metal_elk

Lol, no


OverArcherUnder

Narcissist says what?


Rootsboy79

Mass Fraud Festival 2


skrewddbylife

Why would anyone trust him again?


racefapery

Great value Ben Afleck


Significant_Bug9900

Even the car in the background called cap the second he said „ff2“


Jodani_

Is this a deleted scene from “Me Time”?


72_Shinobis

This guy looks like that Ditto from one episode of Pokémon who couldn’t get the face right masquerading as a person still can’t get the face right…


Think-Ad-7538

Hows this guy keep getting money?


ConfectionLow3321

Fool me once shame on...you can't get fooled again


TheSpeedOfHound

He sounds like he never finished grade school


Vivid_Angle

So how many fire festivals are between version 1 and 2? And how many involve broadway musicals?


Upset_Researcher_143

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me


New-Evening6441

Where can I invest? 🤣


sammy-b18

they're bringing back dumpster fyre festival? i cant wait to hear about how this one rips people off


EzraMeeker53

I can’t believe that this is not a joke.


ultraplusstretch

Oh Billy boy finally got out of jail, i can't wait for his next scam and inevitable prison sentence.


Perfect-Face4529

Ngl though u were Andy Bernard for a sec


Saxzarus

Is it just me or does his voice sound even dorkier than I thought it would


ZiggyDiamond

Yeah, I'll sign right up.


ocmfoa

Can’t wait for the chapter two of this mess.


ArtDecoAutomaton

Who is bankrolling this?!


LordBobbin

I have questions about OP's username.


NoCommunication243

I'm amazed how many time he said fyre festival in this video


ComradeConrad2

You learned nothing from the past have you?


Least_Diamond1064

Dude, I'm all for second chances, but goddamn he is wasting his


lgisme333

How is this fuckface not in jail??


MixMaterial

This guy is a fucking loser