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Marc123123

Wait till he finds out about changing the battery.


vikas12_12

For $20 I’ll come to your house and remove your remotes 👨🏾‍🏭


TheDudeWhoLikesWeed

For $ 15 I’ll change the batteries and glue the remotes back together 😎


vikas12_12

$10 again to put it back, no bargain


BusHobo

Deal!


B0ngBoI

Hold upp do new batteries come with this deal ? 🤨🤔


view9234

\+ $19 broadcast tv fee


onemikeinamillion

Woah take it easy doing both is just bad business, or at-least charge 15$ for each service


onemikeinamillion

And for tree fiddy I’ll tell you everything that was done wrong the first time and who to goto to fix it


Intrepid-Progress228

For $10 I'll come over and change the channel for you.


ArtisticAd7455

I actually thought this was a great idea until I saw your comment. Better to cancel that hot glue gun delivery from Amazon.


I_TheJester_I

My first thought.


Eviltechnomonkey

Wonder if you could figure out a way to attach wires to them so you could have a battery pack on the bottom or something. Then you could leave them all stuck together. Lol


Spottswoodeforgod

Don’t call this person! I will do this for just $9.50….


vikas12_12

9$, deal?


Spottswoodeforgod

Hmm… for $9 you only get the duct tape finish - if you want the glue gun premium look, I will have to be firm at $9.50…


blictorshadd

So now when I lose the remote, I will lose all three. :(


SolarXylophone

Nope! See, this smart person included a [Tile tracker](https://www.tile.com/) glued at the bottom (and the Tile Pro seen here can become really loud if requested), no worries. These trackers can also make the phone ring to help locate that, which undoubtedly will be useful to someone disorganized enough to constantly lose remotes...


Erger

When I was a kid, my siblings and I kept losing the remote. My parents got tired of it so they tied a string around it and tied the other end to the TV cabinet. It was long enough to reach all the couches but you couldn't wander away with it. And it stayed that way for several years!


vikas12_12

That's the idea


ChooseACoolName

Good thing they never need batteries changed...


Joey_B95

The remote on the front is a Samsung smart remote and it doesn't actually require a battery change because it has a solar panel on the back that charges it.. But that won't work since its been glued 🤣🤣


chaptrHack

The megatron ! The megatron doesn’t say “urban freewheeler” it says “sofa masturbator”


eriugam1

It smells wrong


high_on_sci-fi

Came here in search for that comment!


chaptrHack

Likewise !


Sm0ahk

Best show all years


Livinum81

Came here for this comment!


Keffpie

The Tile is the important bit. Changed my life.


nikbert

Truth in Advertising and the guys makes house calls for $10. Sorry but I call this a bargain for anyone who needs their TV remotes and a Tile glued together.


Durtbag420

* glue not included.


vikas12_12

Of course


DrRomeoChaire

r/diwhy


ARandomGuyThe3

Cuz it's a funny bit


FlyingKittyCate

The real facepalm here is me swiping to see the second picture


DrOwldragon

For $10 I'll make an inconvenience an even bigger inconvenience.


Dennisd1971

Hope the batteries never die


TurbulentAir

And just *how* are you supposed to change the batteries on those remotes? Also, I believe that hot glue gun glue would come undone over time. Whoever did this needs to think of a better solution.


IanH95

I do hate the ability to change my batteries


Express-Towel1423

Was thinking the same🤦🏾‍♂️


Bgratz1977

but i have no TV, since 2001


KG13_

With the fire stick remote you can slide the whole remote off. So there wouldn’t be a an issue changing the batteries 👍


Jynjonaps

I see they moved on from hot gluing anime figures to remotes.


DarkUnable4375

Now when u need to change batteries....


Nigell_pk

How much of charge will the battery change be?


vikas12_12

20$


JulesVega37

No


Murky-Fox-200

Cool, I live in South Africa, come on over for 10 bucks


MutedBrilliant1593

Just get some Velcro and stick it to the most convenient location. In bed, I do the side of the nightstand.


vikas12_12

Nice idea (:


CarlosSpicyweiner41

How you changing the batteries


Opening_Package_722

The megatron


WFPBvegan2

Great, now instead of just losing one of the remotes I can lose all of them at the same time. LOL.


Exqctly_

The original Logitech Harmony


RipOdd9001

But it’s going to be strange turning on the Lovense.


AITAAllbananas

How do you change the batteries now Einstein??


BlueGreenMikey

/r/TearsoftheKingdom


Chem-Dawg74D

🤣🤣🤣


Available_Bath_3391

Why are new TV remotes not rechargeable with USB-C. How long do we have to wait until they get their shit together!


cogitaters

Katmari Damacied through a Radio Shack


jaynovahawk07

What happens when I need to change out a battery?


MonsterOctopus8

The Megatron


Comms

Perfect. Now I can lose all of them at the same time.


brut3cnvntion

Never put all your eggs in one basket


9CF8

Even if it was a good idea I wouldn’t pay $10 for it


qharris42

What happens when you need to change the batteries?


D34TH_5MURF__

Good luck changing the batteries.


Covid-CAT01

The engineer


Least-Theory-781

Until you go to turn on the TV and everything screams to life all at once


2020-RedditUser

Think someone has a job replacing the batteries in items


CharlieAllnut

I used to do this. Now I tape a long ribbon to the remote maybe 18 inches. Haven't lost the remote since. This tip is yours for free.


CowboyBebopBang

This has to be close to the greatest thing I’ve ever seen.


Nevermore-guy

It's cheaper than buying a glue gun!


Don_Mills_Mills

Business idea: For $8 I’ll come to your house and unglue all your hot glued together tv remotes.


Broad-Blueberry-2076

Bet


kermitthesithfrog22

r/crackheadcraigslist


fordgirl262

I did that but with rubber bands


ALCATryan

That’s not a facepalm that’s hilarious


fenster112

Do people really not understand jokes.


vikas12_12

I guess not


[deleted]

That’s not glue…. 💦


vikas12_12

Lmaoao


Pontiff1979

The Megatron? It just smells...wrong


Interesting-Law-5880

This gave me a cool idea not too expensive (if you already have the tools) like you could remove the the plastic covers of the remotes and make a giant remote cover using a 3d printer


floopydoopis8

He’s an innovator Fr