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but these are dried out. If you want a better comparison, you would compare it to Rib Eye Beef Jerky, or find out how much hydrated bull dicks are selling for . . .
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Can we guaranteed quality if the distributor isn't sure whether it came from Paraguay, Brazil, Colombia, New Zealand, Peru or Turkey? I mean, that's a pretty wide range.
The markup for these things must be insane.
But to be fair, demand might also be part of it. I feel like people today care more about what they feed their pets than back then so naturally the demand for more natural treats has increased.
And those aren't even whole dicks! They obviously cut off the good parts and toss the rest in the bag to be sold to dogs. Look at it! All shaft, no tip! Where's the tips, huh!? What did you do with the tips, Red Barn!?!?
I bet they're keeping the tips for themselves, those greedy bastards!
Bought some pig ears for my pup a few weeks ago and they cost more than I thought. It's stuff that literally gets thrown away or grinded into "other ingredients" so spending $30 was kind of surprising.
But those are dehydrated pig ears, right? So there's more time and energy put into them than just throwing out an undesirable part. Though $30 is a lot, depending on how many you got
Bully’s have been pretty expensive for as long as I can remember. I stopped buying them because they last the same amount of time for my dog as any other meat product.
i used to work in a petshop and telling people these "chew sticks" are actually dicks, and watching their reactions, was always the highlight of my day.
Oh wow. I always assumed bully sticks were just raw hide in stick form. After doing some research it looks like bully sticks are much better and safer than raw hide. I'll have to get my dog some of those.
Yeah my pup chews on it until it’s soft enough to strip the outside layer off. Eats that then hides the rest and pulls it out at random times to keep chewing on it.
Not only that but my dog insists I hold it for him while he chews. So as he's chewing it, the oily drool from it gets on my hand and soaks into my skin. 🤢
In comparison, pig ears are fatty and greasy and will leave stains and flakes everywhere. Cow ears are much cleaner, not greasy at all and have no smell.
They smell really bad, so maybe make it an outside chew toy if the weather is nice. Otherwise if they chew it on the carpet or a rug it will leave a smelly spot.
That and explaining why they should not get like 4 or 5 male mollies and just one or two females. Especially if they had a kid with them. I had to tip toe a bit there; “well… they’re really good at making babies. And well, the males don’t really have a sense of *consent*, and they do that all the time, constantly… all four or five of them… to that one female fish until she literally dies”. They usually look horrified. Nature do be rapey
I learned it on Reddit when a guy said he'd eat a dick if a comment got gilded 400 times and he delivered by rehydrating one of these pizzles.
https://youtu.be/I4WoVMWn154
> I’m a voracious reader
The only mention of a pizzle I know for sure in literature is in Jude the Obscure by Thomas Hardy. Arabella throws a pig’s pizzle at Jude to get his attention.
I should highlight I am not a voracious reader and haven’t read Jude the Obscure (but I know about this scene from hearing about it on a comedy podcast).
If we get bully sticks, we only get them from Costco. And even then we sometimes can't justify the cost. They're still expensive even with Costco prices.
I have a small dog. One time I let her pick out a treat at the pet store. It was as long as she is. She was so excited! It was one treat. $11.
I pick the treats now.
There is a local burger place in Portland, Oregon called Dick’s Primal Burger, and when you order your food to go, they literally serve you your food in a brown paper bag that reads, “Enjoy your bag of dicks”
Right? I wish I had the kind of life where I could have a $70 "Oops". All I can manage is a $70 "Oh, fuck, oh, fuck, oh, fuck, now I can't pay a bill this month!" paycheck-to-paycheck kind of life.
https://www.costco.com/cadet-toro-bully-hide-chews-all-natural-dog-chews-9-12,-12-count,-2-pack.product.4000066129.html
Says 2 pack for $60, though Ive only ever seen them in one pack for $30.
Those ones aren’t pure pizzle. The type you linked are cow hide in the middle which is likely why they’re cheaper. Hide is considerably cheaper than pizzle. Their pure pizzles are 24 for $90 on the coscto website which makes them 3.75 each- still an outrageous deal.
The first day mine really got going on one of these I ended up on the floor using my phone flashlight to try to find the rogue dog poop that I was very sure she had secretly dumped somewhere. I don't understand how dogs can have such an incredible sense of smell but also want to eat something that smells so, so terrible. It is NOT a food smell.
If you get bully sticks sourced from the us instead of Latin America or China they have stricter laws/rules and the bully sticks won’t smell as bad. Other option is deer or elk antler.
As a whole I would say avoid red barn products.
A bully bite killed my dog. She had chewed it down to a nub and apparently swallowed it, where it got stuck in her throat.
We noticed she was off and took her to the vet, but we thought it was something in her stomach... so the xrays focused on her body for the first day. By the time the vet checked the throat she had pneumonia. We had the bite removed, but she couldnt recover and we had to put her down a couple days later.
TL:DR -- be careful, they can be dangerous.
Damnit, I'd always just heard them called "bully sticks" and they are magic for our teething puppy. I don't have any problem with my little dude chomping dicks, but I'll probably handle them less myself and will never be able to look at them quite the same.
But god that puppy seems to love bull mummy fellatio.
Maybe I don’t know how much prices have risen recently (eating less red meat due to the situation being tight) but how does that compare to the choice cuts. Fillet steak in the UK is like £35/kg for basic quality retail. These pizzles are nearly $140/kg , so like £115. How does that make sense? Are they mispriced?
Today you learned to not buy a whole damn pound of the things at once. Checking the local farm store I find they are stupid expensive per weight relative to actual food, though not nearly as much here as what you paid, so maybe these should just be a sometimes treat
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Crazy how much these cost now. I feel like we were just throwing bull dicks away a decade ago.
Yeah, 5 inch dicks are a dime a dozen.
Actually they are 3 times the price of rib eye steaks. Supply and demand. There must be a huge demand for dicks.
but these are dried out. If you want a better comparison, you would compare it to Rib Eye Beef Jerky, or find out how much hydrated bull dicks are selling for . . .
That's a great point. You certainly know your dicks.
The dicks expert
The dickspert.
Well then you'd have to calculate the dick to steak ratio in terms of time needed to soak up aforementioned water
Let me call my dick guy.
You rang?
What area has a huge demand for dicks? Asking for a friend.
Hot milfs are demanding dicks in your area. [Click here to hook up.](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ)
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better than or worse than beating your pizzle?
Washington DC ?
Any area that charges $70 per pound for said dicks. Even Tomahawk Ribeyes are only $30 per pound at the local specialty market.
They aren't just any old dicks. They're Imported!!! ;)
Can we guaranteed quality if the distributor isn't sure whether it came from Paraguay, Brazil, Colombia, New Zealand, Peru or Turkey? I mean, that's a pretty wide range.
He must've gone for the variety pack.
Wow and I’ve been giving away my dick to anyone who wants it for $5 all this time. And I thought I was winning then!
That is way too much for a tomahawk
They’re $105 in San Francisco, big dick demand there.
There is only 1 dick for each bull.
You get a lot more ribeye out of a steer/bull than dick, just saying. Lol
Those look at least 8 or 9 inches...right guys?
Cmon man, 5 inches while dehydrated is just as good as 8 inches at full mast!
I get the bully slices for my pupper and they were 10 a bag when I first got him and now 3 years later they are 15 a bag. Inflation is a bitch
Well jokes on you, I only have one.
Costco sell it too. It is more random size and usually thinner but it is a lot cheaper.
Felt like lots of animal tissue/organ dog treats were way cheaper 10 years ago
The markup for these things must be insane. But to be fair, demand might also be part of it. I feel like people today care more about what they feed their pets than back then so naturally the demand for more natural treats has increased.
They have specialty dog food stores now. I heard that some people spend $10k a month on dog food.
And those aren't even whole dicks! They obviously cut off the good parts and toss the rest in the bag to be sold to dogs. Look at it! All shaft, no tip! Where's the tips, huh!? What did you do with the tips, Red Barn!?!? I bet they're keeping the tips for themselves, those greedy bastards!
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Dwight, you ignorant slut!
Bought some pig ears for my pup a few weeks ago and they cost more than I thought. It's stuff that literally gets thrown away or grinded into "other ingredients" so spending $30 was kind of surprising.
Actually a delicacy in Vietnamese cuisine. Southern cuisine too, I think.
But those are dehydrated pig ears, right? So there's more time and energy put into them than just throwing out an undesirable part. Though $30 is a lot, depending on how many you got
I worked with a guy that grew up on some island (I forget). Anyway he said they would dry out bulls dicks and hit people with them as an insult.
People started using dogs as surrogate children more than ever, and so spend a lot of money on them. Drives up demand and price
Bully’s have been pretty expensive for as long as I can remember. I stopped buying them because they last the same amount of time for my dog as any other meat product.
[This whole post](https://youtu.be/fCpOdB8lBvg)
i used to work in a petshop and telling people these "chew sticks" are actually dicks, and watching their reactions, was always the highlight of my day.
Oh wow. I always assumed bully sticks were just raw hide in stick form. After doing some research it looks like bully sticks are much better and safer than raw hide. I'll have to get my dog some of those.
absolutely! dogs love them, and the sticks last for a long time. however, they STINK, and the dog's breath after chewing on them is kinda awful
>however, they STINK, and the dog's breath after chewing on them is kinda awful If you were to describe it, would you say it smells like dick?
More like a dick that’s only done anal without the prep and never seen a bar of soap in its life.
Don’t tempt me with a good time
Whatever floats your boat. Just take a damn good shower.
Brb going to Costco
Terribly accurate description
1st time I've ever had a need for nostril bleach.
Too much detail....too early in the morning
You can buy ones without odor, Costco sells them… in the green bag, $37 I believe
Yeah my pup chews on it until it’s soft enough to strip the outside layer off. Eats that then hides the rest and pulls it out at random times to keep chewing on it.
Fuck, imagine a dog chewing your dick skin off and eating it.
Done, now what should I imagine next?
Not only that but my dog insists I hold it for him while he chews. So as he's chewing it, the oily drool from it gets on my hand and soaks into my skin. 🤢
Never thought you’d be giving your dog some dick, eh?
Not until the wifes gone out
holdup
Poor poor Colby
Cow ears are also a great option and much cheaper. (Also not rawhide) My dog goes absolutely wild for bully sticks though.
Hmm. I've seen pig ears all over the place, but never cow ears. But I also live in a State that has more pigs than people.
In comparison, pig ears are fatty and greasy and will leave stains and flakes everywhere. Cow ears are much cleaner, not greasy at all and have no smell.
They’re waaay safer than rawhide. But they smell awful when your dog gets down and juicy with it. So be warned.
They smell really bad, so maybe make it an outside chew toy if the weather is nice. Otherwise if they chew it on the carpet or a rug it will leave a smelly spot.
TIL 😮
Oh man it took me a second to understand. I was like they’re just chew bone things how are they dicks and then I started to wonder what pizzle is.
That and explaining why they should not get like 4 or 5 male mollies and just one or two females. Especially if they had a kid with them. I had to tip toe a bit there; “well… they’re really good at making babies. And well, the males don’t really have a sense of *consent*, and they do that all the time, constantly… all four or five of them… to that one female fish until she literally dies”. They usually look horrified. Nature do be rapey
How have I gone this long not knowing they were dicks…no wonder my dog loves them
I pointed them out to my daughter and told her to pick one up. I asked if she knew what it was. (No). Then I told her. 😈
emotional damage
Beef “pizzle”
>Pizzle (n). The penis of an animal, especially a bull. I had no idea this was an actual word, and I'm a voracious reader.
You just need to start reading weirder stuff.
Apparently lol.
You’re already on reddit. Not much weirder than here.
And look, I learned what a pizzle was from Reddit. You have a very good point.
I learned it on Reddit when a guy said he'd eat a dick if a comment got gilded 400 times and he delivered by rehydrating one of these pizzles. https://youtu.be/I4WoVMWn154
>"Beef pizzle...which is like Snoop Dogg for bull dick..." LOL
That was really gross. Thank you.
So that's why I feel so normal here. Damn.
There's *lots* of places weirder than here. Some of them are even legal!
Yeah, I just can't see Sanderson including "pizzle" in Stormlight five.
Wit better come through. I'm almost tempted to tag Mr sando.
Forshizzle
My pizzle
It’s a great one that I didn’t learn until encountering the chewy wieners either, also same with the vocab. Funny how some stuff just squeezes on by
Are you pullin my pizzle?
I read that as voracious eater...my apologies for assuming the wrong hobby.
It wasn’t until I got a dog did I find out about the Pizzle. My dog LOVES to chow down on pizzle
It’s the snoopdogg dictionary
Might wanna refrain from using the word "voracious" when talking about chew toy pizzles.
Just gonna throw voracious at us like that to really make us believe you huh?
Ditto and I have a zoology degree and worked in a bovine genetics lab working with bull semen. I feel as though I should have known this.
So am I. I'll probably change my avatar back after the Superbowl, but for now go Chiefs!
> I’m a voracious reader The only mention of a pizzle I know for sure in literature is in Jude the Obscure by Thomas Hardy. Arabella throws a pig’s pizzle at Jude to get his attention. I should highlight I am not a voracious reader and haven’t read Jude the Obscure (but I know about this scene from hearing about it on a comedy podcast).
There's a bit in Coming to America where he says it. I never knew what it meant exactly. https://youtu.be/837VnZ3F0bY
10 year old me didn't understand why all the old people at church were laughing at me when I asked where the pizzle sticks were to stir the coffee
At church?? They're going to hell
Fo shizzle my nizzle, gotta feed yo dog some pizzle. Edit: scrolling down in comments see someone already made this joke...
I know this word from Coming to America.
Same, you diseased rhinoceros pizzle.
I like how Snoop lingo has become a real thing.
Costco has the best bully stick deal of all time
Definitely the "cheapest"
Still like $35. I have 4 large dogs so bull dicks are a treat I don't get often
If we get bully sticks, we only get them from Costco. And even then we sometimes can't justify the cost. They're still expensive even with Costco prices.
Up to $41 now, but they are 12" and you get a dozen. Get the loppers out and cut them in half to get 24 6" for about $1.75 a piece.
Omg they smell soooooo bad.
Well I fucking wonder why
And the appearance and texture of a half chewed one is seriously nasty.
There are some that are odorless. I have no idea what they do to them but I’ll gladly pay whatever the extra is to not have to smell it
Looks like your dog isn't the only one that's going to suck a dick.
Is eating a dick the same as sucking a dick?
No but they will have to suck a dick to pay for them.
I think this is definitely the time to sign up for a mastercard that I will never pay off.
No eating dick is more ravenous and violent
No, if you eat dick it means you swallow.
I have a small dog. One time I let her pick out a treat at the pet store. It was as long as she is. She was so excited! It was one treat. $11. I pick the treats now.
There is a local burger place in Portland, Oregon called Dick’s Primal Burger, and when you order your food to go, they literally serve you your food in a brown paper bag that reads, “Enjoy your bag of dicks”
There's a place up in Washington called dicks that has amazing burgers and is cheap. My friend was always saying we gotta go try dicks.
They're still amazing but nowhere near as cheap as they used to be unfortunately :( Still worth it.
I haven't been there in years and I'm totally craving dicks now.
OK, gonna find it and head there now.
Shizzle my nizzle, get some Beef Pizzle fo' your D to the O to the double G...
Damn it, beat me too it.
Should add wizzle to the end
This guy gets to the counter and they say it will be 250 and instead of questioning it and creating a smidgen of awkwardness he pays it
Right? I wish I had the kind of life where I could have a $70 "Oops". All I can manage is a $70 "Oh, fuck, oh, fuck, oh, fuck, now I can't pay a bill this month!" paycheck-to-paycheck kind of life.
Yeah, or the card gets straight declined because I don't have 70 bucks.
Haha. Stop being poor. /s
A bag of dicks has been presented to the cashier for purchase; you can't unring that bell
Highly recommend the costco ones. 12x 12" ones for like $30
You haven’t purchased bully stick at Costco lately, I see. They haven’t been $30 for a long, long time.
https://www.costco.com/cadet-toro-bully-hide-chews-all-natural-dog-chews-9-12,-12-count,-2-pack.product.4000066129.html Says 2 pack for $60, though Ive only ever seen them in one pack for $30.
Those ones aren’t pure pizzle. The type you linked are cow hide in the middle which is likely why they’re cheaper. Hide is considerably cheaper than pizzle. Their pure pizzles are 24 for $90 on the coscto website which makes them 3.75 each- still an outrageous deal.
WHY ARE THEY SO EXPENSIVE. IT'S BEEF DICK. And frankly the price of Greenies is too damn high
Yeah, what exactly are greenies made of that is so expensive?
Trex composite decking.
I mean gotta be Trex, no off brand for my dog
These proper stink. When my dog has one the smell is rotten 😄
The first day mine really got going on one of these I ended up on the floor using my phone flashlight to try to find the rogue dog poop that I was very sure she had secretly dumped somewhere. I don't understand how dogs can have such an incredible sense of smell but also want to eat something that smells so, so terrible. It is NOT a food smell.
If you get bully sticks sourced from the us instead of Latin America or China they have stricter laws/rules and the bully sticks won’t smell as bad. Other option is deer or elk antler. As a whole I would say avoid red barn products.
My dog only likes the stinky ones.
Your dog a freak fr
Do not feed your dog those stupid antlers. They will chip a tooth. Happened to my dog. Those things are harder than rocks.
That's what bully sticks are !?!?!
I mean, bully stick is a nicer way to label "bull's dick". Sounds nearly the same when said out loud
Next time take your dog to Ruth Chris steakhouse for a steak dinner. I think it'll be cheaper 🤠
They are expensive bro, how did you not know bully sticks weren’t? First time I bought them I was like wtf?!
Costco has them in foot long lengths, just cut them with some pruning shears. Way cheaper than pet food express.
TIL people don’t know the total of their groceries before paying.
Dickflation
You should calculate how much they are charging per inch of bull-shaft
Oh wow! They're now selling the 5 inch sticks instead of 8 inch sticks that were way too big to enjoy
Not sure I'd want my dog to have the taste for dick.
Congrats, they also smell like shit when the dog starts going to town on them.
A bully bite killed my dog. She had chewed it down to a nub and apparently swallowed it, where it got stuck in her throat. We noticed she was off and took her to the vet, but we thought it was something in her stomach... so the xrays focused on her body for the first day. By the time the vet checked the throat she had pneumonia. We had the bite removed, but she couldnt recover and we had to put her down a couple days later. TL:DR -- be careful, they can be dangerous.
TIL those are made of dicks
Not just "made of", they're individual dehydrated penises.
Bully sticks aren’t cheap. Someone has to: Touch the wiener. Cut it into long strips. Braid them together. Drying is the easy part.
The things we do for love.
Koala? wtf is going on in your household
"*plush* koala", so it's likely a chew toy.
Wait, what? Those are... dried dicks??
Looks like you got fucked in the ass.
Damnit, I'd always just heard them called "bully sticks" and they are magic for our teething puppy. I don't have any problem with my little dude chomping dicks, but I'll probably handle them less myself and will never be able to look at them quite the same. But god that puppy seems to love bull mummy fellatio.
It is $69 and change.
How do you not realize it was $70 until you see the receipt? Like don't you question the price when it rings up?
This is what I was thinking. Dude must be loaded. I double take if I thought it was $6 and it rings up $8.
Were they made with eggs or something? Geez.
Better go suck some human dick to pay for these dicks.
Ingredients: Beef Pizzle 🤣🤣🤣
Tj max has bully sticks for MUCH less
Maybe I don’t know how much prices have risen recently (eating less red meat due to the situation being tight) but how does that compare to the choice cuts. Fillet steak in the UK is like £35/kg for basic quality retail. These pizzles are nearly $140/kg , so like £115. How does that make sense? Are they mispriced?
$69 for a bag of dicks. Nice!
Today you learned to not buy a whole damn pound of the things at once. Checking the local farm store I find they are stupid expensive per weight relative to actual food, though not nearly as much here as what you paid, so maybe these should just be a sometimes treat
Today Reddit taught me that "Beef Pizzle" is beef penis, and that it is used to make dog chews.
sorry I'm here again
I thought these were dangerous for dogs.
Oopsie!
BULLSHIT that's 5 inches! Surely they have to be at least 8 right?! Right?!
I’m just gonna go ahead and say it, but those seem really big for 5 inches…
You paid $70 for a bag of Dicks and they aren't even the long ones lol.
Just go to the butcher.
I could be wrong but I think I've heard that phrase used before when I was younger. "Oh pizzle sticks." Never thought it actually meant anything.
I was today years old when I learned what Bully sticks are made from.
Dude, those smell soooo bad. How can you have those
For 70 bucks you better start eating them now 🍆👄
My dog loves to eat these dicks. She gets one every day and I'm spending a lot of money on dicks, but she really loves them
Then dog licks him and now he has bull dicks all over his face
Costco has a good sized bag for $40 Also, $60 isn’t bad. I usually pay $ 10-20 for 1
It was today that I learned what is in a bully stick lmao.