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HelpHenryIsHere

Imagi-nation?


Seal-Gang

We can only dream


vodka_launcher

life is a dream


yowhatbruv700

Life could be a dream


BOOM360skn

Do roo do do shaboom


pietoley

Life could be dreeam shaboom


The_Yiffologist

If I could take you up in paradise up above~ *sh-boom*


Coco-Fishman

If you could tell me I’m the only one that you love


AnythingAlfred613

Life could be a dream, sweetheart, hello, hello again


KingDeDeDeDeDeDed

Shaboom


KingBjot

***falls out of the boat and turns into a m o n k e***


araamkwhore

Dife is a lream


Elhya-The-Orange205

ooo if you told me that I was the only one that you love


Darsh_Doshi

Lifeee could be Dreeeaam, sweetheart....


Night696Watcher

Every time I look at you


[deleted]

something is on my mind…


Night696Watcher

If you do what I want you to


Sad-Drummer2661

Baby we'd be so fiiiiine


MolecularCamp

Row row row. Row your boat down the stream Life is but a dream


Shavacadont

Row, row, row your boat, gently down the stream. Merrily merrily merrily merrily, life is but a dream


Mental_Salad_2383

As someone with a 1 year old child this song is engraved into my aging brain and reading it here has activated it to play on loop in my brain. Thanks broh


Merz_Nation

Stolen from another reddit comment i saw: row, row, row your boat, stealthily up the stream. lock'n'load in tactics mode, united states marines


Xeryxoz

Maybe we are anime characters, dreaming of 'real life'... what a nightmare!


CrimsonChymist

The misplaced punctuation is throwing off the cadence in my head.


MRSamiboi

🎵life could be a dream life could be a dreeeaaaam 🎵


dleggatt84

Give this man the internet award of the day for outstanding in the field of excellence


lINinjaDragonIl

Ah yes, none of them


slightly_too_short

none of them.


Fabulous-Ad8084

none of them.


ibimsderjakob

Antarctica


Humorous_Guy

I hear everyone there has an iq comparable to a scientist!


PhysicsTron

But they sadly also reproduce like scientists


PhoenixUltimate

I seem to recall a pair of them actually matching on tinder. But I suspect that was a statistical anomaly


RedHare18

people nearby are weighted more heavily than better matches


FacePalmDent

The ad did say hot singles in your area...


MagMati55

Sir, that would melt the ice sheet.


_aperture_labs_

Not cool.


Mysterious-Window162

relationship Georg, who lives in Antarctica and has dates every day, is a statistical anomaly and should not be counted.


BleepBloopRobo

You successfully made me happy enough to realize my antidepressants have reached saturation, thank you for all things born from this.


Kerro_

“You both enjoy studying penguins!” J-John? Did I just match with you?


Calcyf3r

In a lab?


BleepBloopRobo

Nothing science can't fix I'm sure.


5oz1L

I hear the place is so hot, the temperature in celcius matches my iq!


Ashamed_Ad6019

Forget above and beyond you went below and backwards


Pika_zap

Top hat gang


AlfredJButler

Middle Earth, at the dawn of the Fourth Age


IrshamWindborn

Elven Lords distributing swords is no basis for a system of government


ummhellotherenice

Of course it is!


randomisedjew

NO IT ISNT supreme executive power is granted via a mandate of the masses not some farcical elven ceremony!


PoutineFan

You can’t expect to wield supreme executive power just ‘cuz some pointy-eared tart threw a sword at you!


ummhellotherenice

That kids is what I call beauracracy(hope I spellt it right),so, yes, the elven council has supreme executive power


Polibiux

r/unexpectedpython


lordoftowels

He was the descendant of Isildur and the rightful King, but not only that the people loved him and probably would have had him as their king even if he weren't Isildur's Heir, at least in the books


AacornSoup

Aragorn was a descendant of Elros, King of Numenor and Elrond's twin brother, and they were in turn descended from two Elf kings (Fingolfin and Thingol) and three human kings (Galdor, Beren, and Haldad) of the First Age. Finwe (Fingolfin's dad) and Thingol were both appointed Kings because they were among the first to see the Two Trees in the Undying Lands.


Nase08

All hail the mouse


potaaatoo_maan

The far lands of tinland


Ph0sph0rus

I dunno my dealer won't tell me where he gets it


Iamalizardperson234

bill wurtz or something right


fatsausigeboi

No it's will burtz


Iamalizardperson234

well hurtz(imma get downvoted for this)


frknecn3

Get upvoted instead you little


GunWithAxe

You just made me smile with that reference


baked-toe-beans

North Korea …really they can’t complain over there


Used-Ad2470

*badum tsss*


StylishUsername

🥁🐍


mpakaliaroskordalia

I mean you're not wrong


No_Zookeepergame_5

r/technicallythetruth


No_Explorer_4411

Gaming in North Korea?


Sea_Quality_1873

Nort korea is lose lose sitiuation No freedom but broke anyway


Ykuranu_

Eyo how the fuck are you on mars


Dragono_

Happy cake day!


SeinTheTraveler

Hoodie gang


Estefanius

Hoodie gang


Killingspin

Do I count?


SeinTheTraveler

Ya you do !


SilentSlayer67

Yooo hoodie chain


The_Chunky_Squirrel

Hoodie gang


Dat-Lonley-Potato

I count too!


braincellassasin

How about me?


Drcokecacola

Happy cake day


LeroTheHeroin

Fröhlicher Kuchentag!


Wojtas_

Surprisingly, Botswana. One of the only African countries that managed to get themselves out of poverty, totalitarianism, and instability completely by themselves, through masterful governance. Here's a video briefly outlining how: https://youtu.be/VslKKgYvVKU


Dankerton-deke

That’s a hell of a response champ! Well done, seriously. Learned something interesting, fully expected a rickroll, but trusted enough that you were being genuine. And it paid off


zebscy

I even more expected a rick roll after this comment


MrLavenderValentino

You didn't help either. I was braced for impact


Wojtas_

Now even I kinda expect it


Flyinglandfish

Going in now to see for myself. Wish me luck


QualityCookies

Thank you for this breath of fresh air.


Undead-Writer

Holy shit I expected a Rick Roll... But way to go Botswana!


UltraSolution

Wish I could’ve said the same for Bangladesh


CaydendW

South African here. Waiting for the day it happens here :)))))


caspershotgun

Obviously not the netherlands


MakingYourStuff

Run by stupid voters


Amslot

Jup:/


ChildFriendlyChimp

There’s 2 things I can’t stand in this world People who are intolerant of other nationalities and cultures And the Dutch


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TitanicTNT

I would live in that society as long as I had a lot of gold.


KillerFishe

Don't forget your golden armor


KONO_DIO_DA420

And fire resistance potions


itsyaboicraig43

Its always weird here, its a democracy to give us all voices But everybody is unhappy


Wildojo2

No, the Netherlands is run by lizard people (/s)


Luc_van_Dongen

Do not forget the evil witch Sigrid Kaag!!! (She’s a spy from Oxford)


Het_Bestemmingsplan

Thank you Thierry


Luc_van_Dongen

It’s not Thierry, its ThieRRY


Tman11S

yeah, there are too many votes for wappie parties like pvv and fvd. Really shows a decline in intellect in the Netherlands


Enno019

And 100% not germany


YourLocaLawyer

Germany looks well governed though? Then again im from south africa so my standards of what "governed well" is is extremely low


Kissaskakana

Selling part of their biggest port to a China is one such example and this was yesterday.


YourLocaLawyer

Bro 3/4 of South Africa's debt is to China, our government has pretty much prostituted themselves to China its hilarious. Thats really not that bad


Kissaskakana

It is, in war etc they can easily sabotage the whole dock.


Null_error_

Error 404: Java.lang.NullPointerException The thing you are referencing does not exist


The_gamer315

Worst thing here is that one of the people here learnt Java. I’m sorry for your loss


Viviaana

Mate my country just threatened to put boris Johnson back in power after he had to quit in shame of being fucking shite, my country’s ran by chimps who barely know how to throw their own shit


bornchild

the UK is such a shitshow rn lol


Henry_Sadiq

Just so you know, this is the same nation that controlled 9̶4̶%̶ 25% of the world's land. Edit: that's almost 94% of the surface area of the moon


RobbieUGC

Closer to 33%. We weren't that good.


destroyer_v12

94?


noneOfUrBusines

*25%.


dogebyte

you sure? you might want to confirm that


joetomp1108

Damn that’s crazy. The USA controls 100% of the surface of the moon ![gif](giphy|100TIDBVCq8Zji)


ironicf8

As an American I can relate.


awesomegumball14

Don’t worry, your ally, the U.S is here to make you feel better by showing you worse.


MrCat03

Sir this is Earth.


PhillyCheese8684

Definitely not the UK then. Shithead idiot hedge fund managers have been deliberately tanking our economy so they can short the pound and makes millions.


mrteleport1

We never had a prime minister who served a full term since David Cameron


PhillyCheese8684

Embarrassing isn't it. Hopefully the Tories fucking implode or get tried for the traitors they are.


CornelXCVI

Best Korea!


Lichsang

![gif](giphy|vYRlHW3gw4VuU)


FictionalFail

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dahengz

![gif](giphy|bihnwWzmlYHN6)


Godzilla_69_420

![gif](giphy|CLUsGxG8zgoc8)


Dark_Delusion

Objectively, the answer might be Singapore given that they have a strict meritocracy-based political governance compared to other nations.


Sea_Quality_1873

Dont know about politics but economy seems fine


LegendaryHooman

Inflation is better than deflation...


NuclearMask

Tell that to the Weimar Republik.


Hail2him

BTW, how did it recover? (Until ww2)


kleiner_weigold01

Actually pretty well until the economy crisis... Since then it didn't do very well. They made a new currency after this and the econony was pretty fine exept for high credits.


SpicyLizardWizard

Yeah probably Singapore. The main reason the same party (PAP) has been in power was because of how good they are at propelling the economy. It's actually pretty democratic.


TheAlphaKarp

Because they only anounce the elections 11 days before it happens, it's kind of a dictatorship hidden under democracy. But: frankly i want to live there, i don't mind a "non fully democratic country" as long as it's a good place to live in


Redditbot1212

I mean objectively, you are correct. Edit: Also dude how tf did you get more upvotes than the actual post


zanderman108

I don’t think you understand what the word objectively means


seandablimp

The way we get corruption under control is to pay our ministers and politicians comparable salaries to the private sector. Plus a strict 0-tolerance policy for it.


ruico

Not my country.


Speedy_V2

Definitely not Hungary


Diabolokiller

Can confirm


LimonHarvester

O1G


RichardGalaster

American politicians have managed to convince their people that the other side is evil and must be stopped at all costs while getting rich off insider trading and doing absolutely nothing to improve America. Smart in a corrupt greed sort of way.


vietcong69l

Yeah the politicians arent actually stupid they just really greedy


[deleted]

Well…


vietcong69l

Some of them are kind of stupid yes


Pickaxe235

that’s not even a well most of them pretend to be stupid because it’s better to be stupid than greedy


VingtorOdinson

Definetely not America


[deleted]

somewhere in Europe or singapore


No_Calligrapher6230

maybe some small extremely rich country, i think there is an old oil refinary platform which was purchased and is now techniqually its own country with population of under 10 people, they make money by hosting internet servers.


OopsWrongHive

What exactly are on these servers, because that sounds scummy af?


chaoswolf700

Think we found the pirate bay.


No_Calligrapher6230

Oh and offshore internet hosting facility or data heaven


MOZZI-is-my-BOI

Ahhh yes, sealand


GHISLEQV

Not italy for sure


BeardedUnicornBeard

Hm... Finland? They are alright.


curius_

Thank you


Nagahata

A country ran by senator Armstrong


Blakut

Iceland, the city country


PouLS_PL

The city country?


Ngfeigo14

Iceland is basically just the capital and that's it


monkeybattornado

Definitely have to disagree with you there. There is so much to see in Iceland beyond Reykjavik. Also Reykjavik is "only" home to about 32% of Iceland's population.


Hot_Mix126

Singapore?


Bailz_1845

I’m thinking New Zealand. Heard only good about Jacinda Ardern. Don’t know about the rest of them as I don’t live there. Edit: Jacinda. So close was making sure I had ardern right but not her first name.


Mallthus2

Imperfect, but better than most. Still not geniuses.


murghph

Jacinda* Also she handled covid like a fucking boss, handled our only recent act of terrorism like a boss and we had a mild volcano erupt killing some tourists which she also handled like a champ.. However the poor lass has really struggled in her second term, every week she seems to be pissing off a new group of people, which is unfortunate as her party one the majority on their own! (I can't recall that happening in my 36 years and likely happened in large part cos of the success of her covid handling) so in theory she could have boosted funding for healthcare and education (both incredibly needed things) she also could have put in a meaningful capitol gains tax on non producing assets like houses but she has just not.. It's lucky the other major party keep finding themselves with horrible leaders 😆 Edit to say our country is definitely not the one referenced by OP


Odd_Cockroach_3967

Agree, they seem to be doing pretty well but I think it's largely due to the average citizen being smart. Things are pretty nice there, including the people.


Paululous

Atlantis


Jlaguzzi007

as an american, i know the answer is not america


[deleted]

Antarctica


Equivalent_Ad_5135

Finland


perusmummo

lol no, we will pass this to Norway


ethernos2

Yall were ranked the happiest country in world 5 times in a row what happened?


AlAboardTheHypeTrain

Because all The sad People kept killing themselves.q


Yoshi2-0

Scandinavia privileges Also because all Scandinavian countries are : rich, high social trust and high life expectancy Not to brag or anything


the-alt-yes

Yes, not to brag. And our welfare is so good. I literally got money by starting on university. It's not perfect, but it is one of the best you can get.


Yoshi2-0

Also we have free … education You thought I would say free healthcare didn’t you


the-alt-yes

You tricked me!!! Also... Healthcare isn't free. I have to pay 50$(500NOK) every time I got to my doctor.😡🤬🤬


Slippinjimmyforever

I have health insurance in the US. I still pay every time I go to the doctor, on top of weekly deduction from my check. It’s a corrupt system.


perusmummo

Finland is closer to Baltic countries than Scandinavian


ethernos2

Sooo its good?


Mallthus2

Ahh. Finland, pony trekking or camping, or just watching TV…


Evan10100

A Scandinavian country?


SuggestionMany1378

The only correct answer


Pierre8747

Finland obviously


baked_potato_

Finland isn't Scandinavian. We're Nordic.


Pierre8747

True didn't think about it but most people will put them together anyway, Norway if it's only Scandinavia


repairing-sword

russia moment ;_;


Colt_Timmins

Definitely the UK. Definitely. 😬


m444t

maybe Switzerland?


Winterfrost691

Given the fact that my swiss family told us stories about never-ending lines for food banks during covid, barely making enough money to stay afloat with 50h work weeks (Switzerland is outrageously expensive), and half of them want to move to Québec, I'll say no. (In case you were wondering if I'm saying Québec is better, it's not, we have our own problems)


The_guy_wh0_asked

Ohio


Silent-Pipe7252

His room


Araz393

Absolutely not turkey thats all i know


silverwolf666913

The nation of sarcasm and irony