By - 60poodles
I hope your dog continues to live a happy and healthy life for as long as you wish
I Hope your dog
People are miserable, just Ignore em and they'll go away eventually.
Don't give up when someone blocks you. Get a new account and harass them from that account. (/s)
Username checks out and I agree.
I hope your dog continues to thrive and radiates love for 100 years
Isnt immortality just a curse?
That message is fucked up, but I chuckled a bit when I saw your username. I mean atleast he left the other 59 poodles out of it.
....and are they full sized or toy.
(hardly matters if there is 60, lol)
"...🎶 Poodle bites..*come on Frenchie*..Poodle chews it *snap it*...Poodle bites *come on Frenchie*...Poodle chews it...*not a speck of*....(wait for it).. serial killer 🤪
Damn. I wouldn't say that to my worst enemy.
Hope your pupppers lives a long and healthy life.
Ah yes the internet is such a civilised place full of lovely comments
If it makes you feel better, just imagine how miserable their mere existence is to message you something like this.
lol they having the time of their lives. But ignorance is bliss.
Do you know who it is and why they're chasing you down?
Yeah they're mad cuz they didn't like my opinion on a thread about dogs (they're dogfree)
Well as long as it was something earth shattering.
"I hope you never have a decent poop ever again. May the pits of constipation take hold of your bowels for all eternity."
That's what I'd reply.
Hope your dog stays healthy! Stay positive, they're just a jerk! Virtual hugs! 💙
To be honest, it’s super unfortunate but this mentality of being a total piece of shit because they’re behind a keyboard and can’t get throat punched, is something I’ve seen way too often on Reddit. Lots of “keyboard tough guys”.
Stay safe and positive out here. I’m sorry people message you stuff like this. I hope your dog lives to be healthy and grow old too
People are such douche bags sometimes.
???..."Poop bags"? 🐩 💩 🎒°\🤢
Given the context here, yeah, I guess that could work too.
Report them so they get banned
I did. They keep making new accounts to harass me lmaoooo
Sounds like a typical Redditor, lmfao
At this point you could file a police report. If they are going to this extreme of lengths to harass you, imagine what they are doing to others or could do in the future.
Yeah idk I've never had anyone this mad at me before. Low-key frightening
"If" there is a threat made to you, *if* you make "that call", don't bother with local cops unless you need a blue body there now for protection.
State authorities and/or F.B.I. are your best contacts, and usually the latter. At least that is what I've been told casually by a former Fed. LEO I know.
"Hey policeman, a random stranger said some meany stuff to me on reddit, can you please do something? im starting to have anxiety attacks 😭"
Change your name and picture.
Screw letting idiots win.
Signing up again and again keeps them too busy to work on their career goals fucking up the real world 🙃
My dog and I would hunt them down and feast. Don't fuck with my dog.
Long live the doggie!!!!!👍👍👍👍
I wish your dog the lifetime of a tree, the happiness of a puppy, and the lazy days of a cat.
I wouldn’t have covered the username up… put them on blast! Haha
I hope your dog makes a thousand new dog friends and stays happy and healthy.
And I hope that person stubs their toe, gets a hangnail stuck in their sock, and suffers chronic migraines for the rest of their days
Just imagine this guy living in his parent’s basement, unshaven and covered in Cheeto crumbs; hating everyone who actually has a life. I know it’s a pain, but he’s not worth your time or trouble.
Poodles and a shirt full of crumbs?
You guys sure aren't helping me refrain from plagiarizing Frank Zappa jokes at all here.
(see:FZ- "The Muffin Man"(crumby); "Stink Foot" or "Dirty Love" (poodle bites)
Haven’t listened to Frank Zappa since the Freak Out album in ‘68 or so with the Mothers of Invention. I remember “ Brown Shoes Don’t Make It”, “ Who are the Thought Police “ , “ Suzy Creamcheese”, etc. Just shows how ancient I am.
Reporting will get that user a nice ban.
Well.. you have 60 of them so sooner or later ones gonna die and I'm real sorry for that.
I hope you don't get too many of these. Don't let it even mildly infuriate you. Don't give it a second thought. Dude's a loser.
I ate your dog
me when i threaten peoples pets on reddit (im really cool irl and obviously have tons of friends and a huge social circle and everyone loves me including both parents who are definitely still together)
Unblock their username so we can see who said it
Not sure what possesses you to say this but it's not funny at all.
Sense of humor varies widely and absurdity *is* funny to many; dare I say most?
Was it *really* funny when Charlie Chaplin's Tramp busted his face in a fall? "Ha ha, the piano just crushed him!"
So why do so many of us across many cultures laugh at that kind of tragedy?
"We laugh when it hurts too much to cry".
It is most often an empathetic overload and a laugh is the end result. An automatic reboot of our brains needed so we don't crash hard and "break".
Once rebooted by a laugh or grin we usually think clearer.
Think about it.
I did once I had heard it that way, and it stopped bothering me 98% of the time.
"He'll probably fall off the roller-coaster and break every bone in his body."
Nah. Statistic say "hit by a bus anyway".
".🎶..all i wanted was a Pepsi. But she wouldn't give it to me."
All 4 limbs or just one?
Humans are the worst species to roam this earth.
Karma will be along shortly for that person
Seems like somebody's alt because of the age, did you argue with someone recently? And also, what a PoS
Guess what I hope.😏
G'head, g'head guess..🤪
Might it have positive meaning? 🤭