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I_give_free_Dopamine

Devastating news this will rock the nba


JRsshirt

Woj: Jenner is expected to visit Klay Thompson, Cade Cunningham, Zach Lavine, and Tyrese Halliburton this week before making a decision on where she wants to take her talents next. Jenner has been a free agent since her devastating break up with Devin Booker 1 hour ago.


JRsshirt

Schefter: In a late twist, sources close to Jenner say that she is considering a visit with Jalen Hurts. A surprise move that may start a bidding war amongst contenders. There is speculation that the earlier off-season is a factor in this change of heart.


Con-D-Oriano1

STAY AWAY FROM JALEN!!!!


greenweezyi

Philly will eat her alive. Jalen is way more valuable than Simmons could ever be. In fact, get Kendall, come to Philly. There’s a beautiful nature walk area in Kensington 😍


LiquidFreedom

We've even got a Strawberry Mansion. You like those things, right?


regional-sky-fairy

The Kensington line. 😂😂 I’ve never been to Philli, but the YouTube videos of that place…


papichulodos

Shit like a different dimension


regional-sky-fairy

If you’re a fan of the show ‘The walking dead’ you’ll be pleased to know Kensington has renewed season 11!


Psychological_Fix864

She's going for Brady


cire1184

Too light skinneded


JohnnyGeniusIsAlive

Brady’s next fling will be younger than Kendall I bet you.


PrimeShaq

Anyone but Hali please.


searchin4sugarman

He got a girl


PrimeShaq

And Zach Lavine is married, we are all just memeing here.


doombot13

Don't you put that evil on us


Owbrowbeat

I’d say it’s Klay, based on form he is already on the curse….


SummerGoal

Please no, Klay only just started to break out of his early season funk


Squire_Who

She’s gonna have to do side quests like Kyrie!


Cayde_7even

(Kyrie hears an echo)


MJsHoopEarring

Zach engaged to a baddie he's not going for that


mako110825

Married! They recently had a baby


fishslayer1995

The Dick-cision


ughlacrossereally

Zion for maximum Booker heartbreak


PerezosoRapido

Can’t wait for Chuck to tell me how to feel about this


tide_reflects_sky

I want Doris Burke to talk about it for a whole quarter


jaytierney79

I just can't get this breakup out of my head!


Leather-Chain-1568

We got Ja Rule on the line to see what Ja has to say about this tragedy....WHERE'S JA?!


Overall-Palpitation6

More importantly, WHERE'S WALLACE?!


Not_A_Meme

Where's Wallace String! Where's Wallace!?


ZoidbergSaysWoop

No other show had it's viewers feeling some type of way like that one because the raw storytelling never missed a single beat, especially the last season though for some reason there's a vocal few that rate it the worst. Even after what Bodie and Poot did you still felt for them after it was all said and done. Plus, it hurts extra hard when you grow up in a similar environment and see people stuck in the same traps. The game is the game but players shouldn't be forced to play due to systemic injustice. Plus, how that one show produced two leading men in Elba and Jordan is fascinating considering both were key figures in the show and not merely side characters.


shut_up_linux_nerd

How will this impact LeBron's legacy?


Legit_Shadow

Adam Silver preparing a statement as we speak


combong

99.9% is a banger


IAmTheEspresso

The kaytranada album?


combong

yessir you got it that’s their profile picture


OfficialPeenLicker

I’m gonna need a minute. No games for me over the next couple days


KillerZaWarudo

Crying in the club rn


doodlols

But how will this affect LeBron's legacy?


cire1184

Lebron never got with a kardashian. Legacy points deducted.


SiriPsycho100

Kyrie preparing to drop another truth bomb


sheeeeeez

**Next week:** [TMZ] Kendall Jenner spotted with NBA star Lamelo Ball.


Smoove-J

The steal by LaMelo Ball!


Jeebuslovesme

Alvarado camping on the baseline outside her house


daeve

he just like me fr


PillsburyToasters

*After review of the play, a flagrant foul penalty 2 has been assessed to u/daeve*


themagicbandicoot

That’s flagrant


Dmalikhammer4

LAMELO SNEAKIER THAN A CAT BURGULAR


DuppyDon

Eric Collins is a National Treasure


lxkandel06

HUM DIDDLY DEE


locoghoul

*LiAngelo


tonezzz1

Lavar got his man


abzftw

Melo seems more like a Insta thot guy


extraducksauce

And she is one of the OG insta thots


JobTrunicht

Yeah but she don't look like one


GuardOk8631

Lol his off brand carrot top ass ain’t pulling no Kendall Jenner


turtle_stank

he is: • light skinned • an up-and-coming NBA star That's all she needs


CarlSwagan_

DeAngelo Russell, Jordan Clarkson, Ben Simmons, Kyle Kuzma, Blake Griffin, Devin Booker. Yeah she definitely has a type.


slappiestpenguin

Basically me except for the height, skin color, wealth, athleticism, and career.


Konker101

cock game goes hard tho


extraducksauce

Looks bigger at my height 😤


erizzluh

this should be the lakers FA pitch from here on out.


MetalRanga

Wait she slept with all those guys? I only knew about Booker and Ben. She better stay away from Jayson Tatum.


JordanDoesTV

Some of those are rumors I think she said only 3 were legit


KevinOMalley

She could take Rob Pelinka's job with that lineup.


n0stylist

That roster can get you at least 45 wins


erizzluh

take devin booker out and it's probably looking closer to 25-30 games.


upyourass2theleft

Devin booker isn’t worth that many wins lol. Acting like he’s Giannis or something.


quantitativ

But we’re talking booker, Simmons and BG. Clarkson and Kuzma are pretty solid rotational players. Kuzma’s defense is very underrated.


melwinnnn

Prime BG and Prime Simmons is closer to 40 than 30 tbh.


GhenghisK

Klay would be so much better... First the ring talk then stealing the girl...


sILAZS

Lakers will sign Pete Davidson


Gajanga

She's going for Wembanyama


KillerZaWarudo

Not light skin enough for her


bongo1138

Rudy Gobert is combing his hair right now.


Big-Mommy-Samus

Stroking his baguette


LeBron_Jarnes

Buttering his baguette


AfricanDeadlifts

Next week this sub will be nothing but pics of her bringing tatum to his parent teacher conferences


figovna

She was with ASAP Rocky, so you never know


Zontaka

Yeah but have you seen asap rocky? he's beautiful


cire1184

Wemby on the opposite end of the height spectrum.


SageKAoki

She likes dudes with way lighter skin than that


fugor1103

She heard he's long...


[deleted]

Fell to my knees sobbing in a Walmart when I read this. Life is cruel and unjust.


Crafty_Supermarket15

“Why god, WHYYYY!?!?” 😭


naumectica

I read this as Uncle Rukus when he found out he's 102% African with a 2% margin of error. [Reference](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_xSGhuKENAY)


[deleted]

I said the same thing through the sobs and periodic vomiting. Honestly, it was a pretty traumatic experience, probably the worst day of my life so far.


Ralf_E_Chubbs

I cannot add anything to this perfection


OuchYouPokedMyHeart

https://streamable.com/19hb6t


thedominoeffect_

You alright man? I’m hurt too, really hurt, just letting you know you’re not alone in your anguish


Magazine_Mediocre

I thought this already happened?


BagRight8939

it did but then they got back together in august and now they split again. 🙄 don’t ask me why i know all of this


Your__Pal

Why do you know all of this ?


pika_pie

Booker's burner


trsh_xx

Devin booker definitely has reddit


PlatinumLargo

Probably shit talking in the call of duty sub.


fishslayer1995

“WE PLAY TEAM DEATHMATCH, WE SHARE THE KILLS”


schadadle

I hate that I have to follow Kendall on Instagram just cause she sometimes posts Book content


Littlegriznaves

You’re now free my Suns Bro.


DrBigChicken

Not so fast. Not impossible they link back up after the season tbh. Happened once already.


fuckitiroastedyou

>I hate that I have to follow Kendall on Instagram just cause she sometimes posts Book content That's funny, I hate having to follow Book because he sometimes posts Kendall content


iamnotabot7890

I go on r/nba just in case some basketball content is posted


n_jacat

A rarity these days I’m afraid


[deleted]

Nice now I can hook up with Booker


The-Implication-0

Good luck. I hear him and Pete Davidson are already fuckin.


[deleted]

I’m down for a ménage


DoctorBreakfast

Don't you know what it means to become an orgy guy? It changes everything. I'd have to dress different. I'd have to act different. I'd have to grow a mustache and get all kinds of robes and lotions and I'd need a new bedspread and new curtains I'd have to get thick carpeting and weirdo lighting. I'd have to get new friends. I'd have to get orgy friends.


GoldenBananas21

This scene is great, but it bothers me because a threesome is not an orgy


notamillenial-

Anything over 1 is an orgy in my book


Party_Wolf

I dunno, 1 person having sex is pretty slutty imo


DrunkenMasterII

My apartment need cleaning if you want you can come down for ménage.


WiseguyD

I used to not believe Wilt's 20,000 number, but seeing who Pete Davidson is wheeling in? Now I believe it.


amenacingballsack

I would ask to join but I know Book absolutely despises double teams


[deleted]

Username checks out


THyoungC

Nice now I can book up with hooker


Healthy_Basil_2354

Here I thought she was still w Ben Simmons


BrokenManOfSamarkand

Nah his fiancee just dumped him tho.


GoldenBananas21

Is that why he’s balling out?


Raptors2017champs

Id ball out too if I could no longer Jam Maya


cinnamonprince

Damn that sucks, feel sorry for him


mitchippoo

Don’t he’s a young socialite he’ll have plenty of opportunities to meet new ladies once the regular season is over


a1ntn0scrub

Does the regular season really matter that much to Ben?


mitchippoo

It doesn't, but not playing in the playoffs is when he truly shines


Healthy_Basil_2354

Only celeb-player relationship I fw is KAT & Jordyn Woods, they are too cute 🥰


WitchofFloyd

Them kissing after the play-in championship victory is all time


yadidimean89

This can't be serious


TimTebrow

Felt like the end to Rocky


MJsHoopEarring

ADRIANNNNNNNNNNN


WitchofFloyd

Yes I am kidding but it is a hilarious shot


NorthStars32

Hater


Tormundo

Yeah it made me happy. KAT has been through so much, and seems like a nice dude, plus gets so much fucking hate for being soft, I will always root for him.


NobodyWins22

Isn’t Jordyn the one that was sleeping with Tristian Thompson too while he was dating her best friend’s sister or something?


dillpickles007

Yes lol, she was banging him while he was still dating Khloe Kardashian (his baby mama)


NobodyWins22

Ah what a sweetheart she is…KAT sure picked a good one!


ThankThoseStankHoes

KAT and Lizzo >>>


AH_BioTwist

That’s Jidions girl


poiuy43

With *that* young socialite? Please... /s


ZusunicStudio

Hard hitting NBA news right here


mostimprovedfrench98

I like my stories


beer_down

Now the Suns can trade for Kuzma


SacKing20

How long until Pete Davidson swoops in?


Just-Structure-8692

ETA 10 minutes to intercept


ayeno

He’s not done with EmRata yet


HornyCassowary

He can’t keep getting away with it


toilet_fingers

Nor should he be


jnprrnsp

Never. ***PLAYER’S ONLY***.


humandignitybloc

I hate Kliff Kingsbury


Gloomy-Confection-49

Jenner is the greatest GM of all time: 1. Simmons 2. Booker 3. Clarkson 4. Griffin Did I miss anybody?


Rhongomiant

[D-Lo and Kuzma](https://imgur.com/eVoNwZF)


Kum_rangler

Oubre for a one nighter. Bonus musical appearance for those who don’t know: Travis Scott tapped that shit up before nutting all up in Kylie


ayeno

Chandler Parsons


carrynothing

God dammit, he's going to be unstoppable.


noparlortrickz

Isn't it reversed.


enfirst

He's right about the Kardashian curse but you're right about Kendall Jenner. From all the data we gathered it seems like Kendall Jenner is a different breed of a Kardashian, because usually NBA players' careers get worse when they're with a Kardashian but the opposite is true when it comes to Kendall, they get worse when she dumps them. Just look at the previous light-skinned martyrs such as Blake Griffin, Ben Simmons etc.


whiterockinmypants

So it was JC who dumped her then?


TonySoprano25

I think you have to be light skin for the curse to take effect. So JC was the exception.


NobodyWins22

Kuzma?


ScoobsFPS

Kuz must have moved on too Also the Blake one was fucked lmao, he got traded to Detroit and she dipped on his ass


enfirst

I remember the memes at the time of the trade lol they were hilarious. Blake was asking her to come to Detroit and just in a week she got with Simmons Can't have gf at detroit ✊🏼😔


Walking-taller-123

Can’t have shit in Detroit


problemat1que

Who's next on Jenner's NBA bingo card?


knot2x_Oz

Paolo Banchero


harden4mvp13

Jayson Tatum is next calling it rn


YouArentOwedAnything

I've been saying Kelly Oubre is the next man up for a while now


leebrown23

The "Light skin" phase of her career has ended. Welcome Dark Jenner.


fbreaker

Imagine being Devin Booker, going to sit in the locker room, taking out your phone and seeing 30 million dollars in your bank account, then opening instagram and seeing 1000+ message requests, all 10/10 girls shooting their shot and you just ignore it and respond to ur childhood bball teammate sayin "good looks bruh", then you get a text from kendell jenner talking about how she misses getting fucked by you, but you're too busy to reply ("i gotta go shower, take a shit, eat etc. i'll prob reply to her later man..") so you leave it on "unread", then you stand up to get dressed but the key to your lamborghini falls out your pocket and you pick it up annoyed (FUCK bro, this shit is so annoying, I need a key ring) and throw it in your gym bag like it's a piece of candy or something.


lopea182

Wait, they were still dating? I thought she dumped him after the Suns got CP3’d out of the playoffs.


Hostik

Yeah, I swear this was posted months ago. Did we experience mass hallucination?


NCKWN

LOL nah they did, then got back in August or something


AlltrackPDX

SO YOU’RE SAYING I HAVE A CHANCE??? Edit: with booker not Jenner sorry for the confusion


HS941317

Which nba player is she going to date next?


scammergod

Kevin Knox


CreepyDepartment5509

Jordan poole


Legit_Shadow

Grant Williams


HuruHara

Kristap Porzingis, bet on it.


ForoaKlanD

You spelled Kyle Kuzma wrong


DirtyDanoTho

Been there done that


Glockx8732

Austin Reaves


adocileengineer

AR about to “accidentally” dive into her next time she’s courtside at Staples


NicClaxtonIsHotAF

This subreddit is everything but basketball at this point


Slacker_75

It fucking sucks


pharaohs_pharynx

Would love to have an option to subscribe to just highlights and game threads


princeofzilch

Just make a bookmark of a search


HoldR2ForLongerLife

How will this affect Lebron's legacy?


cautionclub

Finally it's my turn with Kendall, now all I have to do is join the nba... who wants to sign me on a 2 year contract??


funghi2

Pete Davidson rubbing his hands together right now


Imkitoto

He’s with EmRata. He’s a lil busy rn


Garkech

Suns winning it this season


WinterCareful8525

Suns winning it all


Depressi0nBot

I'm trying, Jenner-fer


abzftw

Her loss 😈 Anyone got that schlong photo of book


NoWayNotThisAgain

>Both Jenner and Booker are incredibly attractive For a minute I thought they were talking about the Devin Booker on the Suns.


THISISDAM

She enters NBA free agency


8485x

Nows my chance


Calbreezy9

He’s gonna crash and burn just like ben simmons did


Turduncle

pete davidson has entered the chat


jayelecfan

Suns are trash now lol


Fearless_Ball8170

Girl seen more dickends than weekends.


ZiOnIsNeXtLeBrOn

He can do so much better.