Devastating news this will rock the nba

Woj: Jenner is expected to visit Klay Thompson, Cade Cunningham, Zach Lavine, and Tyrese Halliburton this week before making a decision on where she wants to take her talents next. Jenner has been a free agent since her devastating break up with Devin Booker 1 hour ago.

Schefter: In a late twist, sources close to Jenner say that she is considering a visit with Jalen Hurts. A surprise move that may start a bidding war amongst contenders. There is speculation that the earlier off-season is a factor in this change of heart.

STAY AWAY FROM JALEN!!!!

Philly will eat her alive. Jalen is way more valuable than Simmons could ever be. In fact, get Kendall, come to Philly. There’s a beautiful nature walk area in Kensington 😍

We've even got a Strawberry Mansion. You like those things, right?

The Kensington line. 😂😂 I’ve never been to Philli, but the YouTube videos of that place…

Shit like a different dimension

If you’re a fan of the show ‘The walking dead’ you’ll be pleased to know Kensington has renewed season 11!

She's going for Brady

Too light skinneded

Brady’s next fling will be younger than Kendall I bet you.

Anyone but Hali please.

He got a girl

And Zach Lavine is married, we are all just memeing here.

Don't you put that evil on us

I’d say it’s Klay, based on form he is already on the curse….

Please no, Klay only just started to break out of his early season funk

She’s gonna have to do side quests like Kyrie!

(Kyrie hears an echo)

Zach engaged to a baddie he's not going for that

Married! They recently had a baby

The Dick-cision

Zion for maximum Booker heartbreak

Can’t wait for Chuck to tell me how to feel about this

I want Doris Burke to talk about it for a whole quarter

I just can't get this breakup out of my head!

We got Ja Rule on the line to see what Ja has to say about this tragedy....WHERE'S JA?!

More importantly, WHERE'S WALLACE?!

Where's Wallace String! Where's Wallace!?

No other show had it's viewers feeling some type of way like that one because the raw storytelling never missed a single beat, especially the last season though for some reason there's a vocal few that rate it the worst. Even after what Bodie and Poot did you still felt for them after it was all said and done. Plus, it hurts extra hard when you grow up in a similar environment and see people stuck in the same traps. The game is the game but players shouldn't be forced to play due to systemic injustice. Plus, how that one show produced two leading men in Elba and Jordan is fascinating considering both were key figures in the show and not merely side characters.

How will this impact LeBron's legacy?

Adam Silver preparing a statement as we speak

99.9% is a banger

The kaytranada album?

yessir you got it that’s their profile picture

I’m gonna need a minute. No games for me over the next couple days

Crying in the club rn

But how will this affect LeBron's legacy?

Lebron never got with a kardashian. Legacy points deducted.

Kyrie preparing to drop another truth bomb

**Next week:** [TMZ] Kendall Jenner spotted with NBA star Lamelo Ball.

The steal by LaMelo Ball!

Alvarado camping on the baseline outside her house

he just like me fr

*After review of the play, a flagrant foul penalty 2 has been assessed to u/daeve*

That’s flagrant

LAMELO SNEAKIER THAN A CAT BURGULAR

Eric Collins is a National Treasure

HUM DIDDLY DEE

*LiAngelo

Lavar got his man

Melo seems more like a Insta thot guy

And she is one of the OG insta thots

Yeah but she don't look like one

Lol his off brand carrot top ass ain’t pulling no Kendall Jenner

he is: • light skinned • an up-and-coming NBA star That's all she needs

DeAngelo Russell, Jordan Clarkson, Ben Simmons, Kyle Kuzma, Blake Griffin, Devin Booker. Yeah she definitely has a type.

Basically me except for the height, skin color, wealth, athleticism, and career.

cock game goes hard tho

Looks bigger at my height 😤

this should be the lakers FA pitch from here on out.

Wait she slept with all those guys? I only knew about Booker and Ben. She better stay away from Jayson Tatum.

Some of those are rumors I think she said only 3 were legit

She could take Rob Pelinka's job with that lineup.

That roster can get you at least 45 wins

take devin booker out and it's probably looking closer to 25-30 games.

Devin booker isn’t worth that many wins lol. Acting like he’s Giannis or something.

But we’re talking booker, Simmons and BG. Clarkson and Kuzma are pretty solid rotational players. Kuzma’s defense is very underrated.

Prime BG and Prime Simmons is closer to 40 than 30 tbh.

Klay would be so much better... First the ring talk then stealing the girl...

Lakers will sign Pete Davidson

She's going for Wembanyama

Not light skin enough for her

Rudy Gobert is combing his hair right now.

Stroking his baguette

Buttering his baguette

Next week this sub will be nothing but pics of her bringing tatum to his parent teacher conferences

She was with ASAP Rocky, so you never know

Yeah but have you seen asap rocky? he's beautiful

Wemby on the opposite end of the height spectrum.

She likes dudes with way lighter skin than that

She heard he's long...

Fell to my knees sobbing in a Walmart when I read this. Life is cruel and unjust.

“Why god, WHYYYY!?!?” 😭

I read this as Uncle Rukus when he found out he's 102% African with a 2% margin of error. [Reference](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_xSGhuKENAY)

I said the same thing through the sobs and periodic vomiting. Honestly, it was a pretty traumatic experience, probably the worst day of my life so far.

I cannot add anything to this perfection

https://streamable.com/19hb6t

You alright man? I’m hurt too, really hurt, just letting you know you’re not alone in your anguish

I thought this already happened?

it did but then they got back together in august and now they split again. 🙄 don’t ask me why i know all of this

Why do you know all of this ?

Booker's burner

Devin booker definitely has reddit

Probably shit talking in the call of duty sub.

“WE PLAY TEAM DEATHMATCH, WE SHARE THE KILLS”

I hate that I have to follow Kendall on Instagram just cause she sometimes posts Book content

You’re now free my Suns Bro.

Not so fast. Not impossible they link back up after the season tbh. Happened once already.

>I hate that I have to follow Kendall on Instagram just cause she sometimes posts Book content That's funny, I hate having to follow Book because he sometimes posts Kendall content

I go on r/nba just in case some basketball content is posted

A rarity these days I’m afraid

Nice now I can hook up with Booker

Good luck. I hear him and Pete Davidson are already fuckin.

I’m down for a ménage

Don't you know what it means to become an orgy guy? It changes everything. I'd have to dress different. I'd have to act different. I'd have to grow a mustache and get all kinds of robes and lotions and I'd need a new bedspread and new curtains I'd have to get thick carpeting and weirdo lighting. I'd have to get new friends. I'd have to get orgy friends.

This scene is great, but it bothers me because a threesome is not an orgy

Anything over 1 is an orgy in my book

I dunno, 1 person having sex is pretty slutty imo

My apartment need cleaning if you want you can come down for ménage.

I used to not believe Wilt's 20,000 number, but seeing who Pete Davidson is wheeling in? Now I believe it.

I would ask to join but I know Book absolutely despises double teams

Username checks out

Nice now I can book up with hooker

Here I thought she was still w Ben Simmons

Nah his fiancee just dumped him tho.

Is that why he’s balling out?

Id ball out too if I could no longer Jam Maya

Damn that sucks, feel sorry for him

Don’t he’s a young socialite he’ll have plenty of opportunities to meet new ladies once the regular season is over

Does the regular season really matter that much to Ben?

It doesn't, but not playing in the playoffs is when he truly shines

Only celeb-player relationship I fw is KAT & Jordyn Woods, they are too cute 🥰

Them kissing after the play-in championship victory is all time

This can't be serious

Felt like the end to Rocky

ADRIANNNNNNNNNNN

Yes I am kidding but it is a hilarious shot

Hater

Yeah it made me happy. KAT has been through so much, and seems like a nice dude, plus gets so much fucking hate for being soft, I will always root for him.

Isn’t Jordyn the one that was sleeping with Tristian Thompson too while he was dating her best friend’s sister or something?

Yes lol, she was banging him while he was still dating Khloe Kardashian (his baby mama)

Ah what a sweetheart she is…KAT sure picked a good one!

KAT and Lizzo >>>

That’s Jidions girl

With *that* young socialite? Please... /s

Hard hitting NBA news right here

I like my stories

Now the Suns can trade for Kuzma

How long until Pete Davidson swoops in?

ETA 10 minutes to intercept

He’s not done with EmRata yet

He can’t keep getting away with it

Nor should he be

Never. ***PLAYER’S ONLY***.

I hate Kliff Kingsbury

Jenner is the greatest GM of all time: 1. Simmons 2. Booker 3. Clarkson 4. Griffin Did I miss anybody?

[D-Lo and Kuzma](https://imgur.com/eVoNwZF)

Oubre for a one nighter. Bonus musical appearance for those who don’t know: Travis Scott tapped that shit up before nutting all up in Kylie

Chandler Parsons

God dammit, he's going to be unstoppable.

Isn't it reversed.

He's right about the Kardashian curse but you're right about Kendall Jenner. From all the data we gathered it seems like Kendall Jenner is a different breed of a Kardashian, because usually NBA players' careers get worse when they're with a Kardashian but the opposite is true when it comes to Kendall, they get worse when she dumps them. Just look at the previous light-skinned martyrs such as Blake Griffin, Ben Simmons etc.

So it was JC who dumped her then?

I think you have to be light skin for the curse to take effect. So JC was the exception.

Kuzma?

Kuz must have moved on too Also the Blake one was fucked lmao, he got traded to Detroit and she dipped on his ass

I remember the memes at the time of the trade lol they were hilarious. Blake was asking her to come to Detroit and just in a week she got with Simmons Can't have gf at detroit ✊🏼😔

Can’t have shit in Detroit

Who's next on Jenner's NBA bingo card?

Paolo Banchero

Jayson Tatum is next calling it rn

I've been saying Kelly Oubre is the next man up for a while now

The "Light skin" phase of her career has ended. Welcome Dark Jenner.

Imagine being Devin Booker, going to sit in the locker room, taking out your phone and seeing 30 million dollars in your bank account, then opening instagram and seeing 1000+ message requests, all 10/10 girls shooting their shot and you just ignore it and respond to ur childhood bball teammate sayin "good looks bruh", then you get a text from kendell jenner talking about how she misses getting fucked by you, but you're too busy to reply ("i gotta go shower, take a shit, eat etc. i'll prob reply to her later man..") so you leave it on "unread", then you stand up to get dressed but the key to your lamborghini falls out your pocket and you pick it up annoyed (FUCK bro, this shit is so annoying, I need a key ring) and throw it in your gym bag like it's a piece of candy or something.

Wait, they were still dating? I thought she dumped him after the Suns got CP3’d out of the playoffs.

Yeah, I swear this was posted months ago. Did we experience mass hallucination?

LOL nah they did, then got back in August or something

SO YOU’RE SAYING I HAVE A CHANCE??? Edit: with booker not Jenner sorry for the confusion

Which nba player is she going to date next?

Kevin Knox

Jordan poole

Grant Williams

Kristap Porzingis, bet on it.

You spelled Kyle Kuzma wrong

Been there done that

Austin Reaves

AR about to “accidentally” dive into her next time she’s courtside at Staples

This subreddit is everything but basketball at this point

It fucking sucks

Would love to have an option to subscribe to just highlights and game threads

Just make a bookmark of a search

How will this affect Lebron's legacy?

Finally it's my turn with Kendall, now all I have to do is join the nba... who wants to sign me on a 2 year contract??

Pete Davidson rubbing his hands together right now

He’s with EmRata. He’s a lil busy rn

Suns winning it this season

Suns winning it all

I'm trying, Jenner-fer

Her loss 😈 Anyone got that schlong photo of book

>Both Jenner and Booker are incredibly attractive For a minute I thought they were talking about the Devin Booker on the Suns.

She enters NBA free agency

Nows my chance

He’s gonna crash and burn just like ben simmons did

pete davidson has entered the chat

Suns are trash now lol

Girl seen more dickends than weekends.

He can do so much better.