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SquimJim

Performance dehancing drugs


ihavetwonoses

What if it was simply building up a resistance so it no longer smelled bad, but the opposing team still was able to smell it


Ok_Cartoonist_3708

How is removing one's sense of smell "performance enhancing"? Does chemical-induced anosmia legally fall under such a category?


SquimJim

you read my reply incorrectly


Ok_Cartoonist_3708

whoops, my bad lol ok fair then


peanutbutterbeef

Goddamn I misread that the 1st time too lol.


SodakMiscBrah

Let’s say, hypothetically, I steal my sisters underwear. Facts don’t care about your feelings.


SquimJim

What does 2nd cousin mean? When people say that, I never know what they mean or what you're allowed to do.


SodakMiscBrah

You make your own rules


caesec

hey dude the season started last month


Ok_Cartoonist_3708

its never too late to use the resources at hand to succeed


Quality_Cucumber

Deodorant probably doesn’t do anything for anyone on the court anyways. They’re 100% drenched in sweat.


Ok_Cartoonist_3708

Compare the usual quick spray of deodorant on the pits, to this hypothetical entire-can-per-player blasted all over their uniforms I don't think you see the potential here


domenic821

The deodorant would also debilitate the referees to the point where they couldn’t call unsportsmanlike conduct, or anything for that matter. Plan seems pretty flawless to me.


transizzle

There's a reason that Bill Walton was called the Mountain Man


Ok_Cartoonist_3708

WHo the hell is that


transizzle

Bassist for Slipknot


Ok_Cartoonist_3708

Slipknot


Careless-Ad-9633

that’s a good point ngl i think you’d be allowed tbh source: used to coach little league