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Outland3r_

How moist is LeBron that this keeps happening


BENNEDlCTMATHURIN

not far from banchero levek moist


Outland3r_

Well now I'm moist


BigFatModeraterFupa

LePerspiration


myotheraccountiscuck

"What is the *deal* with that spot" - Lady MacBeth


pipplo

That sounded very Seinfeld-esque


Xavier9202

What did lebron say?


kyro7

I think LeBron was telling him to be careful before it even happened because the same thing happened to AD last night.


lalakingmalibog

LeJa Vu


topofthecc

Has mop technology not reached San Antonio yet?


randoliof

Nope. Just big ol' women tech


lalakingmalibog

Cutting-edge churro tech


WillTheGreat

Dem big ol' San Antonio women out there sweating out their churros covering the court with dem churro grease, damn near killed Lebron makin the floor so damn slippery.


Zwarrior2

Gotta mop up all their sweat and wring it into that muddy little creek.


snakeyes17

He literally just created the sweat spot on the floor. they’re not gonna mop next to him before he gets up lol


LeviSwaggerman

Get a self mopping floor or something? It's 2022 just play on carpet


Plebs-_-Placebo

make it like air hockey tables, with the little holes in the floor, i anticipate no flaws with my design.


poopyface-tomatonose

https://youtu.be/iYzGOIyLcaA?t=8


CleverBunnyThief

I was going to make a joke about the Lakers needing to get some insurance for these types of scenarios and then that replay came on. Wow, this guy's bball brain is always on. LeBasketball IQ.


icytiger

"Watch out for that- be careful, be careful" and then idk the rest.


Unlimited360

"I told you"


Chompinburgers

If you slow it down you can see him point to warn Bryant. Also in slow-mo you can see Lebron’s hand slide up his inner thigh on the fall


_R_A_W_

LeBron just wanted to get a feel.


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lopea182

“Michael Jordan *over me???*”


This-May-Be-It

I guffawed


Kingkongcrapper

All these tall mother fuckers need to stop trying to lift me up.


Im_a_Knob

it looks like he said “watch out fool”


DeAndre_ROY_Ayton

Lebecareful


BigBallerBryant

LePerspiration


Quick_dordle

LeUbricant


lalakingmalibog

LeWet Spot


Ashtobi

LeSoggy Butt Crack


dhamgato

Lil Ubri Cant


Ok_Bear976

LeThorsHammer


maethlin

Plus LeMass... one does not simply pick up sweaty LeBron


Silken_Splendor

The commentator channeling her inner Seinfeld, “What’s the deal with that spot…”


obsydion

Haha I'm glad I'm not the only one who caught that intonation. "what is the dEalllL with that Spot?!"


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LeCurse


Clemario

He just sweats different


ThingsAreAfoot

Wait a minute what the fuck. What the fuck. AD is actually out this game with a calf injury. He really got injured from that slip. I’m just finding this out now.


frozteh

Rest day back to back.


BritzlBen

They said it was from a kick to the calf but also it's probably just rest.


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You can tell by how many points the Spurs have lol


LuminaTitan

"He who reaches towards a King, but neither King or God he be, shall be cast down in the sweat and toil of his peers."


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LeSlipperyWhenWet


_sendbob

LeSweat


ThatDayBowBowSong

Or is it Lonnie Walker??


DankSyllabus

LeCondensation


Faxodox

LeSweaty


lets_talk_basketball

Didn't AD slip on the same floor yesterday? Their mop boys gotta do better


Hostile_Pierogi

They’re literally slipping in Bron’s sweat after he slides. The mop ppl can’t wipe it up milliseconds after.


lets_talk_basketball

lol you're right cuz AD def slipped helping bron up too.. that man is a sweater


d1g1tal

Built Different 😤


turnoffredesign69420

worn different


creamyscoregasms

Thank god. I’m thirsty


SerenadeSwift

Oh no


MagicJohnsonMosquito

must be jacquard knit bc this dude a mf sweater ‼️


scootsscoot

LeGarment


c_ray25

Mop ppl got no dawg in them… or something to that effect


Tipex

When Lebron falls, they need to wipe the floor like he's a curling stone


twinkwes

MJ's sweat would've only made his opponent's slip smh.


Cheap_shot_Wax

Mop boys GOTTA BE BETTER


Ginsan-AK

Mop boys WASHED.


Smellmyhand

Thanks bro. Y’all can talk all the shit you want on our players but our mop boys work hard 💪🏼😤


Ashtobi

They just need to throw towels at Lebron if they cant make it.


ipsonality

Not with that attitude they can't.


MasterOfSwag9000

Mop boys are tanking too


hungry-jewish-man

people keep talking about how shit the refs are, but nobody is talking about how trash the mop boys have been this year smh


jspeed04

Let us not forget this is the same place where the air conditioning conveniently went out during a finals game in 2014.


lets_talk_basketball

Yup.. according to DJ Khaled not only did they turn the AC off, they actually turned the heat on


NorthStars32

But wouldn’t that affect the Spurs too? Also idk about him being a credible source Unless I’m being /r/whooshed


DJ_LAH_MAY_HEY_WHOOO

The theory is the Spurs didn't want a track meet with the Heat. Players weren't dying out there but it did slow the game down, for sure.


ragelark

San Antonio arena is a shithole. Let’s be real here.


A_Vizzle

Nah lebron gotta stop sweating


Tormundo

New drugs Bron are on causing excessive sweating


itiswhatitis985

Lepeopleslipwhentryingtopickmeup


mistersleenkee

Beon leaking out accumulated grease during his DNPs


ClutchGamingGuy

Is LeBron James Mjolnir?


WhenItsHalfPastFive

Way too much of a coincidence


ihateeuge

thats the opposite side of the floor from last night. still funny though lol


The-Pharcyde

Bron is a Slip Hazard confirmed


loca2016

That's an intentional Seinfeld if I've ever heard one.


KevinHate

LeGroundhog Day.


PM_me_startup_jobs

When did Jerry and Elaine's daughter become a color commentator?


SassySalamander

fire them mop boys


darylraspberry

Ridiculous bbiq


Pipppousai

Ahahhahha this is a everynight thing rn


sorendiz

seems like the area around him is always very LeBricated


CallMeJono

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AimlesslyCheesy

Happened to AD at their last game


gothicaly

They played spurs back to back


Blackmagicking

LeBabyOil


SeeingThings123

LeDad with the “be careful, BE CAREFUL” like it’s a reflex


Earlier-Today

"What is the deal with that spot?!" Maybe it was the really big, sweaty man who fell down near it?


llamahumper

It’s like the start of a romantic comedy


Hostile_Pierogi

LeSweat


pestosbetter

LeGravity


ariannis_grandttkmpo

I too came here to make some sort of a joke about LeBron's gravity. Said to myself, "if I can't think of something better than LeGravity in forty seconds it's gonna be LeGravity." Pretty sure I wouldn't have found anything.


pestosbetter

If i think more than 5 seconds it’s just not worth it


Gristle__McThornbody

First the AC units and now Slipgate. All against Lebron no less. Someone needs to investigate the Spurs.


jinxy0320

LeThick


ajsleeper

It’s so cool to see LeFather be instinctually like that lol


User_Deleted__

Noteworthy


danxorhs

LeLube


locker47

LeBananaPeel


Ghost6x

LeBron so wet right now


I_ama_Borat

LeNostradamus tried to warn him too…


gghavoc

That’s where the faulty AC drips, then shuts off if needed. Switch is under Pop’s seat


shut_up_linux_nerd

LeWaterFountain


Scotyknows

LeBoobyTrap


NoWayNotThisAgain

Hey guys, help the old man up…


koticgood

We in LeSociety


JilJungJukk

Lmao the slip and title just as yday good one OP


Buckus93

Thomas Bryant out five games confirmed. Someone clowned me when I said AD would be out after he fell the other night. And lo and behold...he sat this one. LoL.


CapnSmunch

Definetly grazed his balls with his finger tips on that one


mazmoto

The more I see this jerseys the more I like them


hugekitten

LeWarning


nerdymen242424

Bro Bron was already warning him when he was running over lmao


this_tuesday

“What is the deeeal with that spot?“ Straight out of Seinfeld


jayelecfan

what is going on with this shit court in San Antonio


WutduzitallmeanBasil

This the best comment thread I’ve seen all day


Eskephor

Another one bites the dust…


IamSkywalking

LeFatherly Instincts


Panik_Switch

LeSlippery


HighlyBaked0

San Antonios court is horrendous


kajnbagoat7

I won’t say anything about their court. But what about the women down there?