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Dem big ol' San Antonio women out there sweating out their churros covering the court with dem churro grease, damn near killed Lebron makin the floor so damn slippery.
I was going to make a joke about the Lakers needing to get some insurance for these types of scenarios and then that replay came on. Wow, this guy's bball brain is always on.
LeBasketball IQ.
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Wait a minute what the fuck.
What the fuck.
AD is actually out this game with a calf injury. He really got injured from that slip. I’m just finding this out now.
I too came here to make some sort of a joke about LeBron's gravity.
Said to myself, "if I can't think of something better than LeGravity in forty seconds it's gonna be LeGravity." Pretty sure I wouldn't have found anything.
Thomas Bryant out five games confirmed.
Someone clowned me when I said AD would be out after he fell the other night. And lo and behold...he sat this one. LoL.
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How moist is LeBron that this keeps happening
not far from banchero levek moist
Well now I'm moist
LePerspiration
"What is the *deal* with that spot" - Lady MacBeth
That sounded very Seinfeld-esque
What did lebron say?
I think LeBron was telling him to be careful before it even happened because the same thing happened to AD last night.
LeJa Vu
Has mop technology not reached San Antonio yet?
Nope. Just big ol' women tech
Cutting-edge churro tech
Dem big ol' San Antonio women out there sweating out their churros covering the court with dem churro grease, damn near killed Lebron makin the floor so damn slippery.
Gotta mop up all their sweat and wring it into that muddy little creek.
He literally just created the sweat spot on the floor. they’re not gonna mop next to him before he gets up lol
Get a self mopping floor or something? It's 2022 just play on carpet
make it like air hockey tables, with the little holes in the floor, i anticipate no flaws with my design.
https://youtu.be/iYzGOIyLcaA?t=8
I was going to make a joke about the Lakers needing to get some insurance for these types of scenarios and then that replay came on. Wow, this guy's bball brain is always on. LeBasketball IQ.
"Watch out for that- be careful, be careful" and then idk the rest.
"I told you"
If you slow it down you can see him point to warn Bryant. Also in slow-mo you can see Lebron’s hand slide up his inner thigh on the fall
LeBron just wanted to get a feel.
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“Michael Jordan *over me???*”
I guffawed
All these tall mother fuckers need to stop trying to lift me up.
it looks like he said “watch out fool”
Lebecareful
LePerspiration
LeUbricant
LeWet Spot
LeSoggy Butt Crack
Lil Ubri Cant
LeThorsHammer
Plus LeMass... one does not simply pick up sweaty LeBron
The commentator channeling her inner Seinfeld, “What’s the deal with that spot…”
Haha I'm glad I'm not the only one who caught that intonation. "what is the dEalllL with that Spot?!"
LeCurse
He just sweats different
Wait a minute what the fuck. What the fuck. AD is actually out this game with a calf injury. He really got injured from that slip. I’m just finding this out now.
Rest day back to back.
They said it was from a kick to the calf but also it's probably just rest.
You can tell by how many points the Spurs have lol
"He who reaches towards a King, but neither King or God he be, shall be cast down in the sweat and toil of his peers."
LeSlipperyWhenWet
LeSweat
Or is it Lonnie Walker??
LeCondensation
LeSweaty
Didn't AD slip on the same floor yesterday? Their mop boys gotta do better
They’re literally slipping in Bron’s sweat after he slides. The mop ppl can’t wipe it up milliseconds after.
lol you're right cuz AD def slipped helping bron up too.. that man is a sweater
Built Different 😤
worn different
Thank god. I’m thirsty
Oh no
must be jacquard knit bc this dude a mf sweater ‼️
LeGarment
Mop ppl got no dawg in them… or something to that effect
When Lebron falls, they need to wipe the floor like he's a curling stone
MJ's sweat would've only made his opponent's slip smh.
Mop boys GOTTA BE BETTER
Mop boys WASHED.
Thanks bro. Y’all can talk all the shit you want on our players but our mop boys work hard 💪🏼😤
They just need to throw towels at Lebron if they cant make it.
Not with that attitude they can't.
Mop boys are tanking too
people keep talking about how shit the refs are, but nobody is talking about how trash the mop boys have been this year smh
Let us not forget this is the same place where the air conditioning conveniently went out during a finals game in 2014.
Yup.. according to DJ Khaled not only did they turn the AC off, they actually turned the heat on
But wouldn’t that affect the Spurs too? Also idk about him being a credible source Unless I’m being /r/whooshed
The theory is the Spurs didn't want a track meet with the Heat. Players weren't dying out there but it did slow the game down, for sure.
San Antonio arena is a shithole. Let’s be real here.
Nah lebron gotta stop sweating
New drugs Bron are on causing excessive sweating
Lepeopleslipwhentryingtopickmeup
Beon leaking out accumulated grease during his DNPs
Is LeBron James Mjolnir?
Way too much of a coincidence
thats the opposite side of the floor from last night. still funny though lol
Bron is a Slip Hazard confirmed
That's an intentional Seinfeld if I've ever heard one.
LeGroundhog Day.
When did Jerry and Elaine's daughter become a color commentator?
fire them mop boys
Ridiculous bbiq
Ahahhahha this is a everynight thing rn
seems like the area around him is always very LeBricated
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Happened to AD at their last game
They played spurs back to back
LeBabyOil
LeDad with the “be careful, BE CAREFUL” like it’s a reflex
"What is the deal with that spot?!" Maybe it was the really big, sweaty man who fell down near it?
It’s like the start of a romantic comedy
LeSweat
LeGravity
I too came here to make some sort of a joke about LeBron's gravity. Said to myself, "if I can't think of something better than LeGravity in forty seconds it's gonna be LeGravity." Pretty sure I wouldn't have found anything.
If i think more than 5 seconds it’s just not worth it
First the AC units and now Slipgate. All against Lebron no less. Someone needs to investigate the Spurs.
LeThick
It’s so cool to see LeFather be instinctually like that lol
Noteworthy
LeLube
LeBananaPeel
LeBron so wet right now
LeNostradamus tried to warn him too…
That’s where the faulty AC drips, then shuts off if needed. Switch is under Pop’s seat
LeWaterFountain
LeBoobyTrap
Hey guys, help the old man up…
We in LeSociety
Lmao the slip and title just as yday good one OP
Thomas Bryant out five games confirmed. Someone clowned me when I said AD would be out after he fell the other night. And lo and behold...he sat this one. LoL.
Definetly grazed his balls with his finger tips on that one
The more I see this jerseys the more I like them
LeWarning
Bro Bron was already warning him when he was running over lmao
“What is the deeeal with that spot?“ Straight out of Seinfeld
what is going on with this shit court in San Antonio
This the best comment thread I’ve seen all day
Another one bites the dust…
LeFatherly Instincts
LeSlippery
San Antonios court is horrendous
I won’t say anything about their court. But what about the women down there?