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rivaldobox

So we got the Lever and now the Super Lever. Obviously what follows is the Lever 64


JesusIsNotPLProven

Nah, next is the Super Lever 2


kMaestro64

The blue and red is beginning to make sense...


LoudKingCrow

Loved it on the SNES.


sav86

Just before the Super Lever 3, but it's only sustainable for short periods of time.


theophanesthegreek

Electric Bugaloo


IAreWeazul

The lever that has ascended beyond support lever


namikazeiyfe

The Ultra instinct super level


acwilan

Levercube, Lever Wii, Lever WiiU, Lever Switch


cppn02

>Lever Wii Liiver


Heisenbugg

Wiiver


ThePrussianGrippe

With some fava beans and a nice Chianti.


Gilgamerd

And this is to go even Further Beyond Aaaàaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah


seanlugosi

Fucking sensational. The amount of r/yourjokebutworse replies.


ThisIsGoobly

repeating a joke but making it less funny and adding literally nothing to it is reddit 101, I was so glad when that sub got made ahaha


roger_the_virus

Which lever activates payments to the referees?


harsha1234578

Ultra instinct lever


Nosnmad

Leverkusen


Jackrrr10000

Long wait for Super Lever Galaxy 2😔


LudereHumanum

Good one! You made me chuckle. (:


stangerlpass

No it just goes lever, super lever, super lever 2, super lever 3 (that's where Lewandowski grows long hair)


duckwithahat

Super Leverdowski phase 3


FoxOntheRun99

Plumbing Barca's finances. Yahhhoooooooo!!


Regular_Grade_4767

Lever Kart when?


Never_Sm1le

May I introduce you to Virtual Lever? Or the Level Boy?


Justinian2

The Spotify-Doordash Camp Nou?


Bacondog22

Doordash field at Spotify Camp Nou


acwilan

With [crypto.com](https://crypto.com) bathrooms, and bet365 restaurant


PM-ME-YOUR-RING

Dana White salivating just at the thought of that.


holonight

Relaggs, b


akatsuki_lida

PRIME to rinse the urinals


moan_of_the_arc

Might as well let onlyfans have the bathrooms


Hughsea

Reigniting the Stoke Barcelona relationship


RedKingDre

[May I present you the official herbal product partner? ](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tolak_Angin)


s0ngsforthedeaf

I was thinking Laporte Onlyfans. This is slightly more realistic though.


Ralf_The_Hustler

> the Catalans can tick this box off by selling 49% of Barca Licensing & Merchandising (BLM). >A potential sale of this ilk was reported on last summer, when a consortium headed by Fanatics and Investindustrial was said to be on the verge of buying the stake for €200 million ($211.5 million).


Usernamegonedone

Had to go through 7 shit joke comments to actually see this


BeyondTheStars22

Only 7?


WorthPlease

So they keep selling off large stakes in their future revenue streams for money right now...how that could possibly backfire?


RubenC40

BLM operates at a loss, the project was initially started at a very very low cost. (Forgot where to find the exact number) but it’s a good return on investment where in the end only 5% of top line revenue is “lost”. The decision to approve the sale was made in the summer, but the club decided it wasn’t necessary at the time. Since Tebas recently wants to change rules and claim we need more revenue, it will be sold to cover that gap. BLM will be sold to an investment firm that seeks to grow Barca’s supply chains globally.


Ropjn

How the hell is Barcelona's licensing and merchanchise operating at a loss?


apotre

I'm guessing corruption like the good old Turkish way.


FreeLikeMandela

Same reason all big movies tend to operate on losses or no profits.


drckeberger

How can a loss operating project have a good return on invest? That would imply that in the log run BLM will either yield profit, or that those 200m is an undervaluation. And it doesn‘t seem like either option is realistic. This is more likely overpaying for a bad business to undergo ffp regulations.


Deep-Thought

This is some Dragonball Z level power climbing bullshit.


Mordett

I can already hear Vegeta ranting about "The legendary super *lever*"


Werbnjaegermanjensen

It’s more like TFS Vegeta “power levers are bullshit!”


GabrilLokaum

This is what is known as a Super Lever that has ascended above a Super Lever. Or you could just call this a Super Lever 2


Cvein

Pull the lever Kronk!


zeckowitsch

It's over 9000! *lever meter exploding


patw420

Levers are so washed, we’ve moved on to super levers


Top_Chance_2735

Financial Lever Super Economic Lever Ultra Monetary Lever ???


patw420

Omni levers will be the final evolution


patrick_k

A visit from the troika (IMF, ECB and EU commission). Cold-hearted German finance ministry staff interrogating Barca officials.


Grevling89

Troika is a chocolate bar


Top_Chance_2735

Say no more, its now Troika Spotify Camp Nou, gimme money


Hurtelknut

Pangalactic Garglelever


Delta_Mike_Sierra_

They are so 2022


TMB_03

Wait until you find out about the Eternal cosmos lever


pauloh1998

Superleague Super levers Do you think maybe they're compensating for something?


Lolcraftgaming

How many levers do they have


[deleted]

The last lever is selling the copper wiring at the camp nou to buy Bernardo


n16h7r1d3r

Is that before or after they take all the car batteries from the car park?


kjesssss

Don't forget the light bulbs, imagine if laporta gets creative and starts blackmailing his own players ^a ^^la ^^^benzema ^^^^style


Lolcraftgaming

Start selling 30000 office chairs for another lever


acwilan

They grow in special trees from Catalonia


mntgoat

Wait until we switch to using pulleys!


CodeVirus

Side street blow jobs for $20 from board members?


idonotstutter

yes


S-Kotus

This is not a lever, it's a super lever. Different things.


Srmash

The last one is being owned by an american financial group, lucky we won't get to that atrocious status


xyzzy321

Super Pro Max when?


UncleCrassiusCurio

"I play for Barcelona for free, but my Taskmaster New Years appearance fee was €120m"


dontnowmyredditname3

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=43HCYSXZ9GI


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TigerBasket

If I've learned anything, it's that big corporations literally never run out of money until they do. So probably not


FrostedCereal

If you owe the bank £100k, it's your problem. If you owe them £100b, it's their problem.


[deleted]

Outbullshitting Tebas


Jey-Z

War chest vs Super lever. Who you got?


pangkydory

Leverpool


My_Username_taken

Leverton


burnMeMes

Leverkusen


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codespyder

I spent years of schooling trying to learn my craft when I was better off making money by pulling levers. I’m an idiot.


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stadiofriuli

> Should of gotten Where were you when English classes took place?


zubyzubz99

Where were you when English die I was home I say...NO


c10h15nrush

So mechanic then?


gtzgoldcrgo

Wait are we trying to win the trophies to make more money?


RubenC40

Just how clubs like Chelsea, Newcastle, City, PSG, etc can claim new ownership, sell the entirety of their club and spend *WELL* over €500B? We sell assets we own and have the rights to buy/sell as we please, I really don’t see the problem.


__PM_ME_SOMETHING_

Lever gonna give you up


supplementarytables

Lever gonna let you down


pureeviljester

Lever gonna run around and desert you


K9nig

Lever gonna make you cry


tempspark4

Lever gonna say goodbye


theonlyAJ

Lever gonna tell a lie and hurt you


MK12594

Is this DBZ? What's next, super lever blue?


Smilewigeon

Fusion. Probably with City. Birds of a feather....


[deleted]

Ultra lever instinct


lordkeith

Is lever just a fancy word for selling equity?


OnceUponAStarryNight

In these cases it’s usually more like borrowing against a fixed percentage of future revenues from different sectors of the clubs revenue streams (like television rights, or merchandising). But in this case yeah, it’s an equity share (49% of BLM).


freefallingagain

Just when you think they are out, they pull another lever again.


Jens1893

Barcelona in five years: "Why is our revenue so low all out of a sudden?"


Blaugrana1990

Problem for future Barça. Same way I handle all my problems. Future Blaugrana1990 problems. Past Blaugrana1990 is a dick though...


khoabear

That's a problem for the next president


RubenC40

5% topline revenue is sacrificed for a sector of the club that’s operating at a loss in exchange for an investment to grow club supply chains. The gap can/will be made up with the overall growth of the organization.


Ecstatic-Jacket2007

Hate this word. Come up with some cool terms please


Smilewigeon

"Activate the financial trebuchet"


RaioNoTerasu

The monetary mangonel


Mr_Oujamaflip

The budgetary ballista


Strananach

The cashmaking machicolations


Silent-Act191

Cold cash cannon


crackboss1

Hot coin WMD


FuturisticBear

it would be a dope ass name for a pop rap hit of the late 90s


dudududujisungparty

Activate the money handle!


DarthTaz_99

Madrid gets warchest and we get levers, Smh


Walter_Stonkite

The Leverending Story.


KneeDeepInTheDead

*"You havent even seen my final lever"*


kadsto

why other clubs dont pull levers? is it exclusively Barca thing or what?


Zhidezoe

Because Barcelona doesn't have owners, other teams are totally sold, Barcelona is selling only some parts (for a time)


hungrymutherfucker

I mean most teams are a single financial entity with an owner. But Arsenal still owns it’s jersey rights and the club keeps the revenue (unless the owner decides to take revenue). This is just mortgaging your future by splitting off profit generating centers.


Mundaneinanities

Other clubs do in their way, but not all clubs have the sort of (flawed, sure, but still) democratic processes that require the need for a term to market this financial strategy.


PigeonNipples

They used a lever to deny everyone else of levers


comped

Most clubs don't want to sell off future revenue for the chance to sign players who might flop.


siriBackInWakanda

Yeah dude, why would Chelsea need to do that when they can wipe billions debt in one go and can spend 500 million+ in transfer.


3gerardpique

no. most clubs are already completely sold to a specific owner. that's the difference


futurerank1

Literally entire La Liga minus Real and Athletic did it, but ok.


farhanmuhd13

Most clubs are already fully sold off so they don't need levers


WallbreakerAziz

These levers are becoming Naruto levels


chino17

Rock Lee opening the 8th gate 🤝 Barca Super Economic Lever


WallbreakerAziz

That's exactly what came to my mind 😂


GomuGomuNobukkake

Rock lee opened the Eighth gate?


tlst9999

Naruto levers


Anakinra517

Wake up babe, we have a new lever


Brutal_Deluxe_IV

I read 'Super Economic Lever' in Ross Kemp's voice.


s0ngsforthedeaf

Catalunya's Hardest Lever


futurerank1

Sell of BLM was already approved and considered last year. I think that because of LaLiga rules, this lever wouldnt improve FFP situation that much. Barcelona should look to sell players in the first place.


pratikp26

I shudder to think of the day the power of friendship lever finally gets activated.


OUmegaLUL

Lever FC


Ronny4k

Fuck off


edsonbuddled

Next year. FC Barcelona can activate infinity money with their “Super Saiyan” economic lever


IamViktor78

I guess the money is to continue paying referees?


normott

What about the Super duper economic lever?


neandertales

Extreme clickbait by Forbes, where is the world heading.


orbitalasteria

Barcelona took a student loan


TheDepartment115

This lever shit is next level tbf


c3pee1

It's morphing time!


tbfranca1

Amateurs, after it’s the ‘Super cubic muthafucka lever’ explained in Samuel L Jackson voice You hire Messi, Mbappe, Neymar, Vitor Roque and Cancelo.


parhelio22

"And this is to go...even further beyond. AHHHHHHHHH"


pinwheel740

What about the Economic Leverkusen


romfreak

Lever comedians gettin that senzu bean outta nowhere


dakinekine

🤣 this is too funny.


farhanmuhd13

Are forbes that reliable about football clubs even?


5l3dge971

I see what you're saying but when it's about banks, consortiums and big companies finances they tend to be reliable.


zaviex

articles by actual Forbes journalists are. The Forbes contributor system though means 99% of what gets posted there is garbage from people who get paid on traffic


sdogbot

Lever me alone.


Salvador1010

Lever.


TheCanadianBat_

"Super Economic Lever" sounds like a Yugioh trap card Lmao.


Tyler_holmes123

Wait till they activate the ultra instinct economic lever.


Outrageous-Pizza-470

The lever to end all levers; either that or Barcelona as a club, take your pick.


[deleted]

You haven't seen my final form yet \-Saiyan Barcelona probably


RJBlue95

Denouncements and Super Levers - big day for Barca!


rkp2k

Here we go, here we go, here we go again.


slavavr

/r/soccer Christmas


Mantis_Toboggan27

They need a right back, left winger and probably a midfielder like julian wirtz, cancelo, and maybe leao


Th3Watch3r

This might be the first time I've read a headline here and laughed out loud...pretty sure my neighbours heard me.


L-Profe

Todd Boehly pocket change.


Kind-Departure1058

Dragon Ball Z: Alemany Tenkaichi


No-Clue1153

Turns out the ESL was all just a smokescreen for the Catalonian Super Lever.


daydreamurr

How about they suspend the use of any levers until they are found not guilty of match fixing? Fucking crooks


g0ldingboy

Not if they get done for paying off refs


DSPiRiT

FC Barca Leverkusen


bigpapasmurf12

Just fucking bankrupt them already. We all know how this is going to end. As usual it will be the fans who suffer when Barcelona ceases to be because of greedy idiots who know or care about football.


NUMPTYNORRIS

Wonder if I spend on my credit card I should boldly pronounce I am utilising a lever…


stinkyholetime

This is starting to get a little ridiculous


[deleted]

Time to sell more future revenue so they can spend £250 mill to “compete in the CL”, so they can finish 3rd in their CL group. Then get knocked out of the Europa League at the first opportunity again.


captainmystic02

U guys spent 125 mill this summer like it was nothing just to end up in a relegation battle. We spent only 10 mill more than u guys. I’m pretty sure being on the top of our league is better than being in a relegation battle. Also Europa league first opportunity again? Ik it wasn’t much but still embarrassing but we made it to the quater finals


nerdy_subha

Lever to bribe referees??


Dependent_Plenty_777

Super Massive Economic Lever at the center of Camp Nou confirmed


Proper-Exam1746

Crap!!! Had these existed 10 years back, we could have more money for Fabregas! 😀


user900800700

Ah yes because they clearly learnt a lot from last years levers


Ell7494

Barca leverkusen


nimbus1997

Who needs ESL when you have SEL


Revolutionary_Pen190

Didn't la Liga say they can't sign anyone in the summer without selling


ewasker

Is barcelona run by pre-schoolers?


hopelessromantic7

At what point is Barca a straight up sell out


Prokletnost

Lol this is next level shithousery


BlueMilk84

Barcelona have more levers than a casino.


[deleted]

Buy Messi, Mbappe and Neymar! Go the PSG route!


ProjectZues

Leverlona at it again


crackboss1

leverkusen is like why didn't we think of that?


taspleb

I need to get myself one of these super economic levers!


Mundaneinanities

Lever is such a lovely euphemism for all of this. Delightful. Who needs long-term assets when you can gamble on short-term liquidity paying off?


hobbitonsunshine

Fancy name for selling their future, isn't it?


TimTkt

They will need more than levers to bribe Spanish prosecutor this time


Minted-Blue

Now this is some next level bullshit. Super economic lever?


cheersdom

Just wait until they try to activate the X-treme lever


maxbang7

Oh shit here we lever again haha