Not Baez on Human Growth Hormone, Opelka on Human Growth Hormone

Schwartzman 👀 from the sidelines

Becomes so tall that every serve is an ace

The last thing Rublev needs is meth. Let’s go all in on Shapo and see what happens. Or make it a rule that Isner can serve for Schwartzman and Schwartzman can return for Isner.

Diegosner settles the goat debate right there for the rest of eternity

RIP isner

Federer on bionic legs

Didn’t work for Murray

Petr Korda to win a two-peat maybe?

I'd like Kyrgios to take a Xanax. He probably wouldn't win, but he'd be a lot more tolerable.

Nadal on Compound V

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Anyone on amphetamine 😁

Verdasco would like a word. Too soon?

Pick the skinniest guy in the top 20 or so and put him on steroids

Sinner?

Lkinz in shambles

What would that accomplish in tennis?

Maximum TsitsiPoops.... Love it.

Moutet because he’d drug all the other players.

Dan evans 👃

Maria Sakkari wins AO WTA and ATP. But not before clapping a ball so hard that it goes through the net.

Murray riding a 🐐. Kyrgios on weed so he is actually calm. Schwartzman on stilts.

Dan Dan the coke man

Aslan Karatsev on some horse drug

Roger with a knee curing drug 🥲

Kecmanovic on T