By - JimmyFuls
Not Baez on Human Growth Hormone, Opelka on Human Growth Hormone
Schwartzman 👀 from the sidelines
Becomes so tall that every serve is an ace
The last thing Rublev needs is meth.
Let’s go all in on Shapo and see what happens.
Or make it a rule that Isner can serve for Schwartzman and Schwartzman can return for Isner.
Diegosner settles the goat debate right there for the rest of eternity
Federer on bionic legs
Didn’t work for Murray
Petr Korda to win a two-peat maybe?
I'd like Kyrgios to take a Xanax. He probably wouldn't win, but he'd be a lot more tolerable.
Nadal on Compound V
Anyone on amphetamine 😁
Verdasco would like a word. Too soon?
Pick the skinniest guy in the top 20 or so and put him on steroids
Lkinz in shambles
What would that accomplish in tennis?
Maximum TsitsiPoops.... Love it.
Moutet because he’d drug all the other players.
Dan evans 👃
Maria Sakkari wins AO WTA and ATP. But not before clapping a ball so hard that it goes through the net.
Murray riding a 🐐. Kyrgios on weed so he is actually calm. Schwartzman on stilts.
Dan Dan the coke man
Aslan Karatsev on some horse drug
Roger with a knee curing drug 🥲
Kecmanovic on T