To be clear, I think Ham is awesome and this is a post being impressed and bewildered at him: Ham just admitted on the air, dead serious, that he made a 3-month supply of disposable, single-use daily contact lenses last 7 years. 7 years!!! How? Better yet, how does he even have healthy eyes that weren't infected/permanently damaged?
Remember this is the same guy who is in his 30s and admitted that until recently he would only brush his teeth twice a month, TWICE A MONTH, for the entire first 3+ decades of his life. How does he even have working teeth?!
And remember that he also routinely forgets to drink water and drinks lots of sodas as he admitted he one time passed out from dehydration playing the drums all day because he hadn't had any water in awhile.
And the classic of all, which every listener knows: he only eats fast food chicken strips and calorie-heavy milkshakes every day, no joke, and never any vegetables, and yet he's as skinny as a rail. Keep in mind he's not 22, he's 32 or so. Our metabolisms aren't the eat anything you want and never gain an ounce machine in your 30s that they are from teen years to early 20s or so. Metabolisms slow down long before you're 32.
So put all this together: he didn't brush his teeth for over 30 years, never eats vegetables, only deep-fried fast food daily, rarely drinks water, often has milkshakes, and made a short 3 month supply of contacts meant only for daily use then to be thrown away last 7 years. What?!
How is he still alive?! Is he a medical marvel or a ticking clock of soon to avalanche serious health scares heading his way? Ham, I love you, you're hilarious, but please take better care of yourself. I know people like you who look healthy on the outside, but then have heart attacks, etc, and don't make 40.
By - firsttimelongtime1