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Is the Good Contractors guy running a cult?

Is that the same guy on those weird prayer warrior commercials? Sounds similar to me, and those ads creep me out big time

heyjursh

At a recent service call, he overheard cult leaders in a meeting discussing how they brainwashed followers. He left feeling sick to his stomach and vowed to start a cult you can trust.


brucedonnovan

If your God’s not right, we’ll get it fixed.


UnfairBreak1254

Only at the good contractors list....


gerbilshower

laughed way too hard at this...


watermanjack

Why the fuck would you want to get into heaven if you're going to end up with these chucklefucks? I welcome Satan's warm embrace.


GoodDecisionCoach

Heretical but high-T statement.


89strato

Hot. Sports. Opinions.


watermanjack

He gets us.


tatorface

Dude, I wrote out this exact same post after hearing that but figured I could be overreacting so I deleted it. That thing is fucking ridiculous and "cult" is the exact term I used myself. Intercessory prayer on the surface doesn't seem like anything out of the ordinary, it's just people praying for other people, but I feel like his interpretation and subsequent broadcast crosses a line...for those that don't think it crossed a line, just imagine the same thing but it's a Muslim asking for volunteers to sign up to ensure their religion is in every neighborhood... Cat's phone would blow UP with people calling to ban the thing.


Ragonkowski

let’s crowdfund it. The Ticket will take money from just about anyone. Sounds like a good Nathan for you bit.


tatorface

I’ll put 8 dollar dar in on it…


Wooderson316

At Blockbuster?


FullSass

Ima start a naughty contractors list


GoodDecisionCoach

George is in the market for a renovation to his Red Room Sex Dungeon. You should pitch him.


SMUCHANCELLOR

A five star review from jub is as good as gold in the naughty contractors world


Jedi71

Yes that was him. Cat needs to tell him to move on with that crap.


datdouche

Cat: Move on, sir. Good Contractor’s List: I’ll pay you. Cat: Nevermind, yo.


[deleted]

Radio takes what they can get even with good ratings.


Jedi71

We got rid of the crazy gun dealer.


Coach_Curly

I miss the crazy gun dealer!


Ragonkowski

he’s on 105.3


Coach_Curly

Then he’s dead to me!


belikecoy

His commercials normally wait until the holidays to go full blown baptist. I will say, the imagery of this commercial is pretty terrifying. Imagine any of the other abrahamic religions trying this commercial.


Collecting_Cans

If you need new laminate floors, call 1-800-BIBLE. Oh wait that’s if you need health insurance, I get ‘em mixed up


The_Dotted_Leg

What? You don’t want the Kingdom to take over your neighborhood?


MoeWanchuk

We should all chip in for a go fund me for a commerical for this subreddit. I'd throw in $20.00


SMUCHANCELLOR

It would just be all of us demanding monty get a t1 job


grubesismyleader

I get the Jehovah's Witness vibe from him.


bethy828

He’s annoying but not as bad as that healthcare sharing company that makes me fast forward in a heartbeat. Thankfully the healthcare company doesn’t seem to advertise as much as they used to.


mstallion

lol i guess i tuned out but i did whip my head around when i heard kingdom of god


CephiDelco

Yea, I heard that one today and believe I said "what in the imperial fuck did I just listen to?"


EnglishTeaching_2022

The world is carpeted, and one day we will do the cleaning.


Themarc

I want to start the Bad Contractors List and put him as the top and only contractor and then swamp google ads with his keywords.


CowTownTroy

Yes


breakerkeepstripping

He probably drives a Sewell too!


Top-Opportunity1280

I heard that one today and wondered what and who booked that. I know the ticket is expensive to book an ad.


Theshooter4949

Going to sign up marge for the Margaret hunt hill bridge


[deleted]

half their ads are rip offs. Tried a few and had to go elsewhere many times unfortunately.


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Jedi71

Who performed the surgery? A doctor or a pastor?


salvadordaliparton69

well, Jesus, obviously “Jesus take the scalpel…”


SMUCHANCELLOR

He’s a friend of mine moment right in front of us and people are downvoting. SMH


DonutCola

Y’all forget the average p1 makes these companies money. The average p1 is still a southern religious Bible thumping moron.


gerbilshower

i think... maybe not though. because well there isnt one single host on the station that fits that description. so why in the hell would those people listen?


DonutCola

Wtf are you saying? Most of America is fat, you still don’t see fat hosts for shit that often. Who said public personalities had to be cross sections of the country?


gerbilshower

I'm saying why would (your words) "southern Bible thumping morons" listen to liberal sports talk radio? Lol... It has nothing to do with whatever you are so fired up about. People generally consume content they agree with and support.


DonutCola

Bro it’s the radio they listen to the shit that’s broadcasted towards them you don’t get to listen to Milwaukee radio if you feel like it one day. You can online but pretty sure 90% of radio listening is in vehicles.


gerbilshower

so then they just turn on country radio or the fan that actually talks sports 24/7 instead of opining on political matters... there is more than one radio station.


aRadioWithGuts

Yea THANKS SOTA


msz052

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