What is happening on 96.7 right now ? Is this a usual Sunday night, this shit sounds like the Freak but worse

Delkus is so bad at weather forecasts. He should download one of the weather apps on his phone.

It certainly seems like most DFW meteorologists have been flat out wrong since the begging of spring.

Does the Unabomber get a spot in a 3 room suite?

The Unabomber, Pat Robertson, and the Iron Sheik. Submitted without further comment.

What is mino doing in turkey at the champions league final? Just saw him.

Moment of silence for Football Club Internazionale Milano...

Uh, Paul in a uh….

Evan Grants Twitter is, how do put this? DUMB.

Sorry hardline, bass drops rock.

Hardline is discounting how much PED's are used in modern sports. Its an essential part of recovery for so many athletes

The noises of the Hardline is disgusting and glorious

Circa Survive return music is noice

I hope the Al Gore Rythm gets Dan super into Tiktok.

I am insane now.

Baby gronk = power down I just cannot bring myself to care about social media personalities

Milkshake = deep throat for those uninitiated

I’ve never deep throated so thanks to you for having been initiated.

Same but I’m p sure the unedited version says it too lmao

Less Akash Singh

I'm not a fan either, but I feel like that's exactly why Dan has him on. A guy he likes that he knows some listeners might not.Two birds, one stone-levels of trolling. Or maybe I'm giving him too much credit.

Man I am so glad I’m not the only one. Seems like a nice enough guy but I do not understand the HZs fascination with him.

is that spare comedian co-hosting again? Spotify time

If you mean Norm then yes

Norm slop mouth

Gordo! Leave wack music segments for musical snoozers.

The Jerry Reed one was kinda like “oh, yeah that sounds like him” but the rest of them all kinda sound the same. Bluesy walk on an acoustic with low register twang.

His Johnny cash is really good

Total segment give up. Unlistenable.

Soccer isn’t exciting enough but they’ve spent all week talking about golf

Bet more listeners are interested in LIV/pga compared to soccer

Definitely true, just funny to me

I’m saying. Jub making it seem slow and plodding while golf is the biggest slog on earth lol.

74% of golf on tv is watching guys miss putts.

What an idiot, someone saying an accord is a compact car lol

All time koko

I missed Koko! That was a funny 8:40 bit

Let’s cut neighbor Tom stories back a bit

Why is Neighbor Tom’s (likely exaggerated) anecdote on soccer a metric that Junes keeps coming back to every time he talks soccer? I lived next to a bar around 2015/16ish that opened early for soccer on Saturdays and it was rowdy and loud from 6:30am til about noon when the last match ended, but I don’t use that as proof every sports bar is like that

Mad creepy miller asked a young girl about band camp

The commander is in rare form with fake Dick Vitale this morning.

The last thing on my mind is if the pump is diesel

We all agree Denver isn’t a great team and has no staying power? And no dynasties/great teams anymore even though GS just won 4? Is George awake? These are truly terrible NBA takes that Craig seems to think are mainstream

It’s a perfectly reasonable sports point. Denver, Toronto, and Milwaukee won’t be remembered like the 90s Bulls.

“The recent champs aren’t as good as the sport’s greatest and most iconic team of all time” is so unremarkable that it seems like only an idiot would even find it worth mentioning. So, assume Craig meant not as good as lots of other teams. But in this case, people literally do compare the 4x champ Warriors to the ‘90’s Bulls so I guess I’m just totally lost on this one haha

Craig went down the line of every team and highlighted their failures or lack of hope going forward… Craig has lost his way with basketball the more we move further away from the ABA

Musers overrate Mike McCarthy

He is so incredibly unimpressive and underwhelming and has been since his very first press conference. I don’t believe for a second that this guy is busting his ass every day. He looks and acts a lot more like a guy who (understandably) enjoys all the perks of the job and comes in every day ready to eat a bunch of food, drink some beers later on and probably squeeze in a nap or two along the way.

Seems like Mike or Will McClay have finally broken through to Ol' Jerry. The moves they made this year were way too logical and good for a normal cowboys offseason

So very Bob to be in Vegas and constantly tweeting about sports.

Idk how his family or anyone around him deals with it. I’ll hear he’s on vacation or something with family and then see Twitter and bob is just tweeting nonstop. Does this guy ever put down his phone?

I think the Musers need to convene an emergency Troy Aikman show so Gordo can ask him about the latest developments in his love life: https://nypost.com/2023/06/07/troy-aikman-seemingly-announces-end-of-marriage-with-pda-pics/ Sure Gordo can go too far sometimes but I still say Troy wronged him in that interview and really showed his ass that morning.

Troy living the life. I want a 34 yr old when I am 56

Someone please mark Bob laughing uncontrollably and maniacally while saying “wash off your diarrhea”

That casino owner was approaching tony romo-levels of "jim". Only said sports like 30 or 50 times

That weed store in Vegas planet 13 is 24 hr

Why is the Hardline in vegas? Just because?

I'm pretty sure the Circa hotel paid for the trip. It's a new resort with a giant sportsbook, so it's a promotional thing.

They have a swim up sports book. Interested. https://www.circalasvegas.com/stadium-swim/

Perfect mixture of genius and idiocracy.

I love it.

Bob lecturing twitter reminds me of when King Xerxes had his men whip ocean water for being too choppy

Man Dan gives zero fs

The Dutch bit is stupid. Was stupid, still stupid.

Yeah, well, he’s my friend….so

Dan & Jake laughing out of the room a suggestion that several other stations on the dial are capable of is classic. At least they agree and know how stupid their company is. *A Cumulus Station*

That moment really gave me slump-shoulder

Anytime I saw Jonah Heim on TV, I always felt like he gave me hockey player vibes, and I couldn't explain it. That Norm interview COMPLETELY confirmed those suspicions.

He can rake tho

Dan being sick of Love Island three episodes in is rough. There's 50ish more episodes over the next two months.

Ham got that EA slopmouth more often than he gets called out for tbh

Ham won’t eat waterfall frogs

arresteddevelopmentfeelingblue

Tyler needs to give that drop a rest. I don't even know how to explain it other than it's an annoying noise.

Lee Trevino is possibly the coolest athlete ever.

I thank him for having the courage to win six majors and have the very accurate (but somewhat unwoke) nickname "Merry Mex".

his clothing line is Super Mex

Si si siiiiii

Guy seems very quick for 83

Mark Cuban could release Luka today and not get as many segments as this LIV bullshit. Two days was enough.

Did Craig just say Osprey in a crazy way during his film segment? Or am I crazy?

I did not have Craig gate keeping the Jordan shrug on my bingo card! Weird

Yeah that was bizarre to listen to. And his reasoning made no sense- “you shouldn’t be doing that in this game, it’s the NBA finals.” A player at the highest level of their sport shouldn’t be cocky?

The smaller one. The left one. - Fake Tiger

Dave just say something bout squirting?

7 minutes is not 3 minutes, Bob. But I don’t blame him. Broke-ass garbage company Cumulus needs to stop making the hosts lie to listeners about how long breaks are going be.

LIV golf segments, let’s cut that back a little bit.

Jake's hard stance on airpods is really dumb. he's got 3 different pairs of headphones just to prove his point. but really he's just exposing himself as high maintenance. one for working out (basically airpods with a string attached), one for the car, and airpods for bed.

This PGA story doesn't intrigue me at all. Like, it's just golf. Lol. Am I missing something?

You aren’t missing anything. I golf and watch it and I have a had time caring all that much about it. Same goes for College football alignment talk.

golf is sacred

It's not just golf. That's what you're missing.

It really is just golf. The Saudis have their hands in everything. We all support them.

We might have the greatest ranger team in the history of ever. I think that might deserve more segments than golf.

I can’t seem to get them on TV

It's. Not. Just. About. Golf.

I think the quote by the LIV exec calling Rory a little bitch is awesome, because he is one.

That's really weird, man.

Nope. I enjoy golf. Watching it and playing it. But I’d rather watch paint dry than listen to Golf Sports talk.

Ham with the Phish return cut at 2 made me happy for about five seconds until I remembered the Sirois bros are gone. RIP.

All sinners repent the end times are near… Hangzone just did went —> baseball > golf > soccer > more golf — all in a non sarcastic or mocking way😮 Not complaining just stunned. Still 100x better than some spare podcast audio.

Dan’s cynicism isn’t as edgy as he thinks.

When talking about LIV, Jake tried to say that he and Dan are “pragmatic’ not cynical. They’re cynical as hell! Dan is Mr. “And that’s called the way it is.”

“I’m not gonna weep for Degrom” Sigh

The hangzones bitterness towards people that benefit from nepotism or how Jake was acting about Post Malone getting big gives me tired head.

jake is admittedly biased, as Posty totally screwed over the guy who helped him become who he became, who is a good friend of Jake's

I think this is true of a lot of big artists. I know Travis Scott screwed over many people in the Houston area to get where he is.

What’s the story behind that? Because getting one single out there seems like how most pop stars are made now. Jake seems like he wanted him to have three shitty albums and play bars for $30 and free beer before becoming famous.

Ya look at a Beiber. Discovered from YouTube.

It’s nice of the good contractor guy in his latest spot to explain that sometimes the problem is not the shitty contractor you found on his list but rather that you’re bitching too much about it.

Not everybody is for sale.

A wise man once said "every man has a price"

We all go to work everyday and there is no way we would do that if we didn’t need money.

I am, if anyone is buying

If the Saudis come in and offer multi million contracts to Ticket Hosts to work half as much they are saying no?

Very few people will ever experience being sat down and offered 7-8 figures. I doubt many normal people could say no to that.

That's not the issue. Golfers don't even have the right to say no to Saudi money anymore.

The US is SA’s largest trading partner. We all benefit from SA money. It’s just a fact of life.

And if you think that's a good enough reason to force Americans to work directly for them...well, then I can't help you.

They can make money through golf in other ways, just not that much money. No one is forcing them to play professional golf. All these PGA guys take money from all sorts of questionable companies. International banks that work with terrible governments, pharmaceutical companies, I mean the Saudis own Uber. Get off your high horse. The US Government has no problem with people working with Saudi companies. We sell them weapons. Hard to hold dumb golfers to a higher standard than our government. Most people have no idea what groups/people are investors in the company they work for.

>Get off your high horse. I wasn't making a moral argument, you mouth-breather. I don't begrudge the guys who took the cash. That's their choice. I just want the guys who didn't take the cash to be treated fairly, too. I ask again: why should an American be forced to work directly for Saudi Arabia if they don't want to?

I’ve read Breath so I am a full nose breather, I’ll have you know. As I said, no one is forcing them to be professional golfers. You think the NFL is some upstanding organization that has no bad money invested in it? Calm down, It’s just golf. Once football starts no one will care. The PGA Tour look like clowns because they were poorly run for years.

>As I said, no one is forcing them to be professional golfers. So work for the Saudis, or don't work at all? Is that really your position?

They can do other things in golf. If they want to make the most money possible, the Saudi owned PGA Tour is the best option. There has always only been one big golf tour, players never had a choice about how that league was funded, and never cared to even ask. You should probably look into how all stadiums and arenas get funded. You think the Saudis aren’t buying up bonds? The NBA changed their rules to attract investment from them. Who cares. The Browns are owned by a guy that fucked every American over with a gas scheme fucking over truckers. No one gives a shit.

>The NBA changed their rules to attract investment from them. Who cares. The Browns are owned by a guy that fucked every American over with a gas scheme fucking over truckers. No one gives a shit. Yeah, including me. Why do you keep bringing up this irrelevant nonsense? And what other things can they do in golf? All the tours are now owned by the Saudis. How is that not a monopoly?

Cumulus merges with Saudi company who offers millions to hosts. They aren’t allowed to quit?

They can go to other radio stations. Pro golfers don't have that option.

i think the word is monopoly

Good Gordos corner this morning

Pour one out for Jub, he is not taking this LIV/PGA merger very well. It feels very personal for him

Saudi’s don’t put F150’s on the breakfast table like PGA do

While very on brand, he is way too tied up in the biscuits and gravy / tradition element. I still remain baffled that the only time we seem to care what KSA is investing in / who they are doing business with is when golf is involved.

The Commander has a legitimate grievance.

Fuck the PGA and fuck the Saudis.

Phenomenal ending to cqc lol

Special Olympics Sanctuary cities. Lol

I love Josh Green but I’m with corgi and boob- I think he’s barely worth 4/$50 currently. 4/$70 is outrageous given our circumstances

That special olympics ebreak was gold

What a moment for elitist douchebag Snake

Man, feck Saudi Arabia.

No, FUCK Saudi Arabia!

Love me some Jub but him saying “we all have loyalty to brands and what they stand for” is a mindset I don’t get. Seems extremely naive.

jub is the guy who is shocked to learn professional athletes on his favorite team probably aren’t fans of that team.

Jub is the guy who is shocked to learn his favorite pro athletes aren’t saints.

but also thinks minor misdemeanors may lead to jail time for them

Jub is very much a traditionalist, especially wrt things like golf. It must really stick in his craw that the Saudis can effectively swoop in and just buy up his beloved PGA. Like he said this afternoon, "Arnie must be rolling over in his grave."

Advertising is designed to persuade and even manipulate people. If you don't understand that, then you're not as smart and worldly as you seem to think you are.

I can see it. Think about how people react when their favorite local dive for years suddenly goes corporate. Heck, Texans were upset when Whataburger sold out to a Chicago company, of all things.

Uh Stars on Mars was last night Dave. But appreciate ya anyway pal!

What do you mean "our game our tour", jub? 🏳️‍🌈 🤣

Good lord I don’t care enough about golf to listen to this PGA/LIV merger talk. Jub is mad as hell though.

What league is Saudi gonna get next? Nba?

That would be my guess. The NBA's courting of China didn't work: it hasn't been very profitable, China hasn't produced any NBA stars since Yao, and sucking up to Beijing has rightfully opened the league up to charges of hypocrisy on their social justice campaigns. But the NHL could be vulnerable. Everyone knows they are #4 of the four major sports, and the collapse of the RSNs hurts them even more than it hurts baseball. They are ripe for sportswashing.

Good point. I was thinking nba just because it’s more global I guess.

Moment of silence for DeGroms elbow..

Uh Paul in uh, what?

Trolling Bob with Kimbo Slice /Rhonda Rousey humor always cracks me up

I knew corby would start the show with college softball because his dumb little Sooners are in the title game.

Im pullin for whoever they’re playing

It's not really my thing, but the YouTube/twitch numbers are clear that it's huge - what percentage of the P1 do y'all think are gamers?

Hard to gauge. I know guys do it, but I’m near 30 and not one of my friends does. And I know there’s circles where they all do it.

Same. I'm about to turn 30 and my friends and I definitely would play Halo on the XBOX on some weekends in high school, and I play my fair share of adventurey open world games now, but I don't think I've ever once sat down to watch somebody else play video games online.

I’d guess maybe like 30-40%. Not much of a gamer cause I’m 30 and don’t smoke weed anymore but it was definitely a huge part of my childhood + early adult years

I should've clarified: I meant not just gamers, but I mean like actively IN to "esports". So I'm thinking more like less than 1/10th of what you're estimating

I had to make an effort to transcribe this. Jake: "how does Jay Monahan derive his power, is he appointed?" Rick: "he's voted in. I mean he gets, I believe he gets to be voted. I might be a little wrong on that I'm not sure but I think that's how it... the commissioner is appointed. I'm under the impression they're appointed by the players, it could be with the PGA tour board. As mentioned, I don't believe the players have a whole lot of say." I'm insane now

He didn't seem to know much of anything, to be honest.

I’ve long thought he’s the Pippen to Rosengarden’s Jordan, toiling in the shadows all these years but himself a great too when it comes to some seriously wheels-off moments.

That’s what happens after years of working with Craig Rosen Rosen.

How can he say the players have no leverage? They can go on strike. We've seen the ratings the LIV guys get by themselves. Plus, they can just sue the PGA Tour for the same monopolistic grounds that LIV did. And they've already proven they are terrified of discovery.

The players are 1099. If they strike they are just walking away from all money. With todays deal, the best way to make money as a golfer is to take the SA money. Also, sponsorship money does not get paid if the don’t play a certain amount each year.

>The players are 1099. If they strike they are just walking away from all money. Yes, but they are taking money away from the PGA Tour and LIV golf as well. And they will have the media and most of the public on their side. And that's just on top of the threat to take the PGA Tour through the discovery process in an anti-monopolistic lawsuit. That's probably the main reason they caved to LIV, so there's no reason the PGA players can't sue them on the same grounds. Their monopoly case would be even stronger now that the rebel tour has joined forces with the PGA Tour. If I was a player who stayed loyal to the tour, I don't see how I could do business with a snake like Monahan anymore. He did all this behind their backs, but in their names. He made them look like fools. It's more than money: it's ego and pride as well. They have leverage, and I hope they use it.

I knew I could count on my leaders the HZ to rip on the sanctimony of golf

I know the station advertises some questionable companies already but adding a confirmed pyramid scheme like Advocare is great.

They should make an app so you can monitor the damage to your bank account in real time.

“It’s the Musers here. For years you’ve heard us talk about the greatness of leasing your vehicle. But today we’re here to talk about the greatness and financial flexibility of a reverse mortgage”

Tom Selleck here long time Muser listener. Let me tell you about AAG.

In these uncertain times of inflation, the best thing you can do is invest in gold.

Hangshow delivering. Loving the schadenfreude

I'd be willing to bet that most of the pro LIV golf dick riders didn't even watch golf to begin with or even tune in to watch that garbage on the CW.

Ive watched golf decades AND supported LIV from day-1. What is wrong with competition? Why is PGA a excused monopoly to the blow hard golf fans?

What drew you in shotgun starts and team golf? lol

Of course not, most people just love the chaos

Yeah, it pisses me off that people are rooting for one of my favorite sports to fail just because they don't like it.

I’ve never loved golf talk more than today. I’m so rooting for its complete destruction. This is like Christmas in June for me.

Sorry but that's a really lame take.

Yeah, you're exactly the type of person I'm talking about. I just can't comprehend being this petty.

Its ok to not like golf but cheer for this is really weird. Maybe they will take on the NFL or NBA next. They've proven money isn't an issue.

Man that trump Bible uh uh uh clip lmfao 🤌🏼🤌🏼

A tremendous, totally luxurious holy book. Many people are saying it!

It’s some of the most perfect audio ever conceived

So is the PGA moving from Frisco to Riyadh?

The PGA Tour and the PGA of America are 2 separate entities and operate independently. They actually don't get along even though they share a similar name.

After all the work Frisco did to lure them to town, that would be pretty hilarious if they just picked up and went to Saudi after less than a year

Donovan has terrible takes just so he can disagree with Norm.

His Kyrie take was garbage. Acting like talent outweighs being a bad teammate and a team/coach killer