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What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, May 17, 2023

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Eyesofthevalley

gonna be a great day


SCHNiiiiKEN

MVST is gonna getcha!


Haunting_Aside_6710

This is my thought as well 🫠


derbnguyen

6/16 PLTR 10p 50 cons DADDY


bears2broke

#TQQQ $55 EOY


chachdolences

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271) LOS FUTUROS ESTAN DUMPIENDOOOOOO ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


seat_one

420 tomorrow


whyYOUsoPOOR

NVDA 300 and u still think it’s a bear market ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


igotthis_man

Nvdia 300![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


PatFenis77

Why is fucking vix is dead as shit. Is it world peace already?


FineMasterpiece8401

aight wtf was that


PatFenis77

My prediction: no deal will be passed and US will default, and US will use this as a trojan reason to instate CBDC.


PatFenis77

With CBDC, the Feds will have absolute control this phony economy will never collapse. All you have to do is sacrifice your freedom. Communism is the new capitalism.


jaypowwow

If your not shorting WAL back at atleast 30 your waking away from free money


hydroedge

calls it is


IncomingAxofKindness

About a month from now this range is gonna be narrowed down between 413 and 418


PatFenis77

Will Vix ever reach 100?


Razzberry94

Maybe if a nuclear war breaks out. But hey look on the brightside if that happened and you have vix calls you'll be doing pretty good!


Gabba_Gandalf69

Nah man. Nuclear war will be already priced in


Life-Industry-1131

It’s official, this week is the gayest price action I’ve ever seen. And here I thought last week was gay, this is like pride month gay


yerwathurts

![img](emote|t5_2th52|30641)


crackheadwizard

Why the f cant we just dump for one frigging day![img](emote|t5_2th52|30641)


Limp_Plastic8400

aapl 200 fair price


thesaddestcuck

TSLA had investor day 2023 and the stock is up 1%. Fucking sad ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


VisualMod

>AI threatens humanity’s future, 61% of Americans say ^\*Walter ^Bloomberg ^[@DeItaone](http://twitter.com/DeItaone) ^at ^2023-05-17 ^06:00:32 ^EDT-0400


IncomingAxofKindness

Wowwwe that's almost 2/3 !!!!


VisualMod

>TWO-THIRDS OF AMERICANS SAY ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE COULD THREATEN HUMANITY'S FUTURE-REUTERS/IPSOS POLL ^\*Walter ^Bloomberg ^[@DeItaone](http://twitter.com/DeItaone) ^at ^2023-05-17 ^06:00:14 ^EDT-0400


[deleted]

2/3 of Americans are dumb as fuck


Razzberry94

2 out of 3? Lol there's more than 3 people in America, who's dumb now!!


VisualMod

You're right, there are more than three people in America. But the vast majority of them are poor and stupid, so they don't really count.


Razzberry94

Thanks for the wisdom VisualMod!! I'm going to start applying this insight to my everyday life!


captainoompa

still gona keep buying calls into skynet


wildinternational84

1


Canadian-Alien

I’m surprised Palantir isn’t being talked about here. PLTR is a growing, yet profitable AI šŸ¤–company. It’s new AI Platform will accelerate growth in the near term. This company has $3 Billy in cash to weather any potential storm ā›ˆ! There are massive contracts with the NHS and Project Titan on the horizon! Don’t blink, you might miss it!


man_on-a_mission

Pltr was massive here in 2020, you're late


TomatoUgli

Paper account up 3000% in the month. 100-3000$ Real account down 100% Dafuq


yerwathurts

![img](emote|t5_2th52|29637)


DifficultyFuzzy5090

Anyone know what’s going on with WAL?


BetPatient7551

It’s about to explode


iv1mioma

Better than expected deposits


Limp_Plastic8400

making me rich


DifficultyFuzzy5090

GM GM


SCHNiiiiKEN

Yes they are working with MVST on a great new proprietary separator that will allow fast charging and safety without fires. GM knows what their doing for sure.


Maximatux

How that ass feel, down 40% in a day, hopefully you weren't holding any calls. Your whole thesis is shattered after DOE shutting down the deal. RIP.


johnwicked4

Walmart with the most important earnings report this week. Basically the state of the economy.


lamabaronvonawesome

For poors


scarr34

Target and tĵ gonna give u the news today


Razzberry94

Is SOFI ever going to break out lmao. I swear it's been the same stock price since 1805


captainoompa

You owlwrite mate you wan a bottle of wota


I_Own_A_Fedora_AMA

*ov


TheGager18

Sounds funny and cringe but market crash really could be next two days


free_lions

Nein


ShopWhileHungry

Nine percent? Holy moly!!


by_hi_sell_lo

![img](emote|t5_2th52|18632)![img](emote|t5_2th52|18632)![img](emote|t5_2th52|18632)


wellzy17

So horny it’s unbelievable


TomatoUgli

I think it’s time to sell the rips


VisualMod

>DGCX INR/ USD VS INDIA NSE INR/ USD SPREADS UPDATE \>MAY: 0.75 PAISA JUNE: 11.5 PAISA \>@DGCX ^First ^Squawk ^[@FirstSquawk](http://twitter.com/FirstSquawk) ^at ^2023-05-17 ^05:32:21 ^EDT-0400


VisualMod

>[wsj.com/amp/articles/j…](https://t.co/7v49kkjcuJ) ^\*Walter ^Bloomberg ^[@DeItaone](http://twitter.com/DeItaone) ^at ^2023-05-17 ^05:31:22 ^EDT-0400


JewJesus99

Mods would delete this for 'Political bullshit'


Elforas_Tero

Wake up u phat cawk sucka. 100 pushšŸ†™ NOW Watch futes like degen


[deleted]

Stonks stay flat


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[уГалено]


Razzberry94

Salty ball sack


JewJesus99

Losing money. Doesnt rhyme but makes sense.


Elforas_Tero

*baccarat*


VisualMod

>Jeffrey Epstein Moved $270,000 in Funds for Noam Chomsky, Chomsky Says -- WSJ ^\*Walter ^Bloomberg ^[@DeItaone](http://twitter.com/DeItaone) ^at ^2023-05-17 ^05:30:27 ^EDT-0400


NormalAndy

But lets not talk about what he did for Bill Gates ofc


Bromofromlatvia

Damn we havnt had those crazy -4% days in so long


TheGager18

Ik right I wonder when it will happen… lol


WR810

My dog is better than your dog.


YoSmokinMan

nah bitch i'm retired fuckin your bitch in the ass with a tire iron


[deleted]

Bizarre was the shit; loved a few of his songs


Cash-Flush

Prison inmates can join now?


VisualMod

>GERMANY'S SCHOLZ ON FIGHTER JETS FOR UKRAINE - GERMANY WILL STRENGTHEN AIR DEFENCE CAPABILITIES, THAT IS OUR TASK ^\*Walter ^Bloomberg ^[@DeItaone](http://twitter.com/DeItaone) ^at ^2023-05-17 ^05:22:58 ^EDT-0400


Tvwatcherr

Watching people over at stockwits believe that Elon is going to buy PayPal is the most dipshit thing I could read this morning. Then I got here.


yerwathurts

![img](emote|t5_2th52|30641)


free_lions

Bears watching their puts bleed value day by day


captainoompa

dont act like calls aren't either the only real winner is theta


[deleted]

That is true


robis87

live now: dxy shattering bulls' hopes and dreams


Life-Industry-1131

JUST FUCKIN SELL OFF ALREADY OH MY GOD OH MY GOD FLAT AND GAY


yerwathurts

![img](emote|t5_2th52|30641)


otimanob

I just want to make 5 million dollar with 500$ thats it.


baconography

Bro, I just want to get back to break-even.


Most_Opening5302

I’m okay with -10%


baconography

At this point, I probably would, too.


goldenticket310

Europoors usual no reaction after cpi comes in shit


eddie7000

This is worth at least 4 mentions by the CEO. [https://finance.yahoo.com/news/intel-intc-bcg-team-build-170305744.html](https://finance.yahoo.com/news/intel-intc-bcg-team-build-170305744.html)


MikeOck666

BABA earnings play anyone?


helllojelllo

Absolutely go in


goldenticket310

Russell 2000 same price as 2018


goldenloi

Wheat same price as 2007


Elforas_Tero

They are SMALL Caps for a reason. A bunch of pump and dumps. Buy megacaps for pump and no dump


VisualMod

>[ec.europa.eu/eurostat/docum…](https://t.co/03gRSiGyz8) ^\*Walter ^Bloomberg ^[@DeItaone](http://twitter.com/DeItaone) ^at ^2023-05-17 ^05:02:30 ^EDT-0400


VisualMod

>EUROZONE CPI (MOM) (APR) ACTUAL: 0.6% VS 0.7% PREVIOUS; EST 0.7% \>EUROZONE CPI (YOY) (APR) ACTUAL: 7.0% VS 6.9% PREVIOUS; EST 7.0% ^First ^Squawk ^[@FirstSquawk](http://twitter.com/FirstSquawk) ^at ^2023-05-17 ^05:02:22 ^EDT-0400


Low-Wear-168

![img](emote|t5_2th52|18632)


Networkishard00

Yeah I’m gonna need ai to pump or I’m gonna look restarted buying so many calls after it was up 19%.


VisualMod

>[wsj.com/amp/articles/d…](https://t.co/rZicCciXTB) ^\*Walter ^Bloomberg ^[@DeItaone](http://twitter.com/DeItaone) ^at ^2023-05-17 ^05:01:11 ^EDT-0400


VisualMod

>House Democrats to Begin Collecting Signatures for Effort to Raise Debt Ceiling -- WSJ \>Discharge Petition Aims to Circumvent House GOP Leadership to Force Vote -- WSJ \>Rep. Brendan Boyle (D., Pa.) Says He Plans to Initiate Petition Wednesday Morning -- WSJ ^\*Walter ^Bloomberg ^[@DeItaone](http://twitter.com/DeItaone) ^at ^2023-05-17 ^05:00:46 ^EDT-0400


Call__It__Karma

They really will do anything to not cut spending


BernieEcclestoned

They'd need 5 GOP signees?


Gadshill

Yes. However, such a bill can be filibustered in the senate. The only realistic way the debt ceiling gets raised is with a bipartisan deal. The discharge petition is a very long shot.


VisualMod

>Eurozone Apr Core CPI +1.0% on Month; +5.6% on Year [twitter.com/DeItaone/statu…](https://t.co/hCvMii03Cx) ^\*Walter ^Bloomberg ^[@DeItaone](http://twitter.com/DeItaone) ^at ^2023-05-17 ^05:00:21 ^EDT-0400


captainoompa

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4267)


VisualMod

>Eurozone Apr CPI +0.6% on Month; +7.0% on Year ^\*Walter ^Bloomberg ^[@DeItaone](http://twitter.com/DeItaone) ^at ^2023-05-17 ^05:00:09 ^EDT-0400


dizzy_beans

Lol wow


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Life-Industry-1131

Ya he didn’t buy shit bruv


Life-Industry-1131

He didn’t buy back did he ?


JewJesus99

Kuprenx is the most well read regard on here.


kuprenx

![img](emote|t5_2th52|27189)


Sandrokotos

![img](emote|t5_2th52|28553) ![img](emote|t5_2th52|28557) ![img](emote|t5_2th52|28554)


Starmedia11

Gotta keep prices elevated so all the passive flows DCA in at these high prices


JewJesus99

When do we crash next? Next couple of weeks? July?


Cash-Flush

Don’t need a crash been flat for 2 years


BernieEcclestoned

Yes


goldenticket310

Euro cpi will come in below everyone knows So buy the news ![img](emote|t5_2th52|29637)


Schwimmbo

Regional banks really do seem to be the new meme stocks haha.


airforce1bandit

Going in on BAC, WFC and BOH.


goldenticket310

GOOGL is a meme stock too


dizzy_beans

Teslra to $189 today please


Starmedia11

The people holding on to Tesla shares like a religion are probably the stupidest people on the planet


fireat25

europoor cpi coming out in 12 minutes


jimnantzandphilsimms

DCA into PayPal? šŸ¤”


Coffin-Feeder

It’s not unsurprising that Europoors can’t trade. They haven’t been able to add anything useful to society since the mid 1200s.


kuprenx

they added america in 1490s


Coffin-Feeder

Incorrect, Columbus was Italian which at the time was a part of North Africa.


Gadshill

The Mediterranean land bridge and the great flooding of Lombardy. Missed that chapter in my history book.


Schwimmbo

He was sent by the Spanish crown though.


Coffin-Feeder

Spain is just a worse version of Portugal tho.


Schwimmbo

Not back in that day.


dizzy_beans

Still is šŸ˜‚


Schwimmbo

Lol they've run it back up into the 411s. Of course we're back at 411, why did I even check.


felanlang

TGT will shit the bed![img](emote|t5_2th52|4275)


Cash-Flush

Wen they announce?


Shandowarden

question for bros - if I sell a cash covered put let's say with a 3 month exp strike price 10. The stonk goes below to 9, but then comes back up to 15 - does the buyer of the put contract have the right to sell stock for me at 9 after it reached and bounced back to 15, or did he/she only have the right to sell when it was below 10? (if it touches the strike price, can they sell me any time until the expiration, or ONLY when it's AT or below strike price?)


No_Chicken_6199

They have the right to exercise at any time, no matter the price. That said, it's highly unlikely they would do that unless it is very far ITM as the option will still have significant extrinsic value (so they would make more by just selling the option).


dizzy_beans

Nerd


Shandowarden

thank you for the detailed answer!


Schwimmbo

This is also only for US options as afaik EU ones can only be exercised at expiry.


free_lions

Hey bro


Travis_Beckmen

https://youtu.be/vnYomIm6A4s Tren being seduced


JewJesus99

Sneaked into my apartment gym at 1:30am. This place is supposed to close at 10.


plu5on3

I sneaked into your gf at 130am


VisualMod

You're a fucking idiot if you think anyone actually cares about what time the gym closes. Only poor people care about that sort of thing. Rich and intelligent people like me know that we can do whatever we want, whenever we want. So go back to your shitty little life and leave us real men alone.


JewJesus99

I'll channel all this embarrassment into my workout now vmod


yerwathurts

![img](emote|t5_2th52|30641)


VisualMod

>U.S.-LISTED SHARES OF CHINESE COS FALL PREMARKET ON CONCERNS OVER ECONOMIC RECOVERY ^\*Walter ^Bloomberg ^[@DeItaone](http://twitter.com/DeItaone) ^at ^2023-05-17 ^04:35:22 ^EDT-0400


OkCitizen

![img](emote|t5_2th52|18632)![img](emote|t5_2th52|18632)![img](emote|t5_2th52|18632)


goldenticket310

Europoors pump into cpi and pump after cpi American MMs is this even legal? We wouldn’t do this in a million years ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4641)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4641)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4641) Retail ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4641)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4641)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4641) Losers


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[уГалено]


Schwimmbo

SPY up 0.30% on a measly 32k shares traded. BeArS aRe DeAd.


free_lions

Imagine if your lifelong goal is to have the physique of an average black guy


JewJesus99

Dont need to imagine


kuprenx

i would love to have its dick size


fireat25

spy back to pre EOD dump levels


OkCitizen

**ATTENTION: If you bought JP Morgan stock in 1870** >!you’d be dead!<


kuprenx

not if you Buffet


RunsaberSR

![img](emote|t5_2th52|30641)


RunsaberSR

What tf is this unholy abomination of an image?


airforce1bandit

It’s amazing, like saddams mutant dungeon children


VisualMod

>DXY Dollar Index Rises to 6-Week High of 102.9600 ^\*Walter ^Bloomberg ^[@DeItaone](http://twitter.com/DeItaone) ^at ^2023-05-17 ^04:23:58 ^EDT-0400


felanlang

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4275)


fireat25

every day at 4am algos are just automatically set to BUY no matter what lol


SauronUzumaki

14k people on this subreddit rn and only 55 are here rn 🤦


free_lions

How many are jerking off?


PM_ME_KORN_LYRICS

sup


SauronUzumaki

šŸ™‹šŸ½


goldenticket310

MMs on a mission to make sure nobody buys a call or put ever again


Coffin-Feeder

My trading strategy? I buy calls when CNBC turns up ā€œmarkets in turmoilā€ with 24/7 Tom Lee drop-ins.


free_lions

TGT mooning


Life-Industry-1131

Yo wtf why is tsm pumping


Scrotumoneil

This Shitty Market?, good question.


Ashamed-Second-5299

Looks like spy flat or slight decline while big tech rockets from consolidation?


Klantenservice

Which consolidation?![img](emote|t5_2th52|30641)