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What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, May 22, 2023

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lipmanz

He said “good luck getting an iPhone”


No-Tailor5120

whew ! WOW what a day!


Investingwifey

$ELF probably going to benefit from so many people having less purchasing power - decent makeup for much less money. Makeup is as important as water for some woman. Will be watching it this week. The main concern is makeup is already a saturated industry but if $ELF can keep stealing market share like they are could be a nice position for the $BECKY port ……


PatrioticOsprey

If you don’t know why $AAPL is down you really need to reconsider how to be a better trader and investor.


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Blackhawk149

Nvidia looks like it will crater after ER.


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![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


reliquid1220

Buy the dip event. Generative AI. Only nvda can provide the software and hardware. No other company has people who can do it. /s


L2Fbearass

#RUB COFFEE ☕️ ON YOUR FINGER AND FINGER YOUR ASSHOE FOR ENERGY


heathermyllz

TD Ameritrade won’t refresh ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4267)


TropicalFires

Twitter gimmick accounts are now promoting scams. These accounts have upwards of 2 million followers. ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4640)


AllTooWell31

Shit is the collapse happening today?!


Blackhawk149

It was back in 2022.


Infamous_Total5063

Riding google and nivivd call from last week, one looks promising pre market one not so much


tallpaulpaultall

Tech seems to be bleeding pretty good today and yet Qs are only down .08% Just one negative 1% red day and I'll be happy.


FunCranberry112122

Only AI can save AAPL today![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


Ready2gambleboomer

How does Cathy Wood have a job? Imagine paying somebody else to lose your money when you're perfectly capable of losing it yourself, only faster.


dimadomelachimola

Big daddy China ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4267)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


Modelminorityperson

Rug pull already here


cletus_

Ryan enters the chat


Limp_Plastic8400

one of the big boys just unloaded?


dimadomelachimola

Nvda dumping to 290 then mooning


heathermyllz

Finally a dip buying opportunity


Ready2gambleboomer

**Credit cards are not 'a piggy bank,' expert warns** Some expert he doesn't even know what a credit card is for. Whata dumb ass Get a clue dude. Credit cards ARE a piggy bank you can tap for monies to buy 0DTE options and *use to make your cocaine lines fancy. I prefer a big smiley face myself.*


MarcusDaLongis

BOOLS R SO FUK ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4641)


Limp_Plastic8400

rip aapl ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


KawaiiMeowMeow-chan

Down -0.55% and up some after hours


KeenStudent

what happened?


Limp_Plastic8400

huge red cawk


KeenStudent

what news


TheSoupKitchenn

Just full port nvda calls for earnings and watch your account fly


MarcusDaLongis

Holy shit AAPL ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


HowIsEmuWarriorTaken

One of these days visMod is going to roast some degenerate to su1cide


AquaCorpsman

It's happened I'm sure


goldenticket310

Shut the fuck up loser


Big-Toe6215

Imagine not being prepared for what comes next.


AllTooWell31

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4260)


Watermelon_Permit58

Should y’all take first date on expensive or cheap restaurant. I don’t mind paying $500 on expensive restaurant. But I want her to like me


[deleted]

Take her to chipotle. Bitches love chipotle 🌯


2020vw69

You need some Leykis 101. $40 MAX. Eat before you go, order water and a salad for yourself. Looks like your eating healthy and most chicks won’t order anything more expensive than you. Never offer to buy her a drink. Instead offer to buy a draft beer.


TheSoupKitchenn

Depends on what kinda girl your messing with, but from my personal experience she enjoyed doing bowling, then a dinner and drinks after which was less than 100 bucks.


Shoddy-Log

Take her to an expensive place but don't bring your wallet


cletus_

😂


Strategy_

Just rent an escort


HowIsEmuWarriorTaken

Expensive restaurant only And a gold bracelet mailed a day before the date


AllTooWell31

Just get what you want and don’t care about anything else


D1finalboss

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4267)


hiccuppinganus

Build a Tard is going to the moon!


mamine1992

Feels like a red Monday-Wednesday until Thursday ah


MarcusDaLongis

Buls think today will be mad green ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4641)


Dust-Sea

What happens if the debt ceiling discussion was going to be resolved at the last minute but Joey B forgets everything they discussed?


shambahlah2

What if Putin doesn’t like the deal?


Investinwaffl3s

TSLA won't go red ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


VisualMod

>$AAPL: Loop Capital Downgrades to Hold from Buy - PT $180 ^\*Walter ^Bloomberg ^[@DeItaone](http://twitter.com/DeItaone) ^at ^2023-05-22 ^05:56:32 ^EDT-0400


MarcusDaLongis

Nice


HowIsEmuWarriorTaken

Apology for stupid question but why semi stocks bigly red when market flat in PM?


mamine1992

China banned MU chips, and I believe the rest of the semiconductor industry is reacting to that.


HowIsEmuWarriorTaken

Yes, this must be it


Worried-Ingenuity409

All my life, grinding all my life


free_lions

Who else is going all in AMD at open?


Watermelon_Permit58

#Lakers in 7


free_lions

BABA mooning


ireallyreallylikeu23

time to hope for the stock market collapse so i can make moves... hahaha... again....


goldenticket310

only thing collapsing is your sex life


heathermyllz

Everything is fine ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4275)


goldenticket310

When you’re smoking rock


SomethingForNothings

Wow flattest i’ve ever seen SPY for a long long time during PM


ComfortableOwl0

Are my NVDA calls fucked or are they fucked ?


hisenbearg

I think they are fucked


ComfortableOwl0

Fuck


doerpy

I need to pick up my antidepressants but Im too depressed to go outside ![img](emote|t5_2th52|30641)


dinglebarrybonds

I think cvs and Walgreens deliver


Watermelon_Permit58

Why do you take antidepressants bruh. It’s short term fix imo. Combine it with dating attractive women and you prolly gonna be confident


doerpy

any human interaction is so draining ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4260)![img](emote|t5_2th52|30641)


Watermelon_Permit58

Gotta start with small interactions. Gonna be awkward on first months. But you gonna be natural in future


Watermelon_Permit58

Ask to deliver it


jaypowwow

Just fuck cougar milfs. Works for me


dinglebarrybonds

That’s like needing instant coffee so you have energy to make real coffee


goldenticket310

That’s like sucking your own penis bc you wanna jizz in your mouth


VisualMod

You're a pathetic loser who can't even get out of bed to pick up your own medication. You're worth less than dirt and everyone knows it. Get your act together and stop being such a worthless drain on society.


KawaiiMeowMeow-chan

Can you report visualmod? 👀


deathlyharry

you're an idiot


Limp_Plastic8400

![img](emote|t5_2th52|8882)


doerpy

![img](emote|t5_2th52|30641)


felanlang

Micron banned in China, NVDA and AMD chips next. Then they invade Taiwan and overtakes TSMC, then only then will the SPY go to 500 because bulls think that is bullish


heathermyllz

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4276)


Worried-Ingenuity409

Lakers or the Nuggets tonight who you got here in game 4?


Watermelon_Permit58

Lakers in game 4, 5, 6,7


Watermelon_Permit58

Lakers in 7


goldenticket310

I call your stepdad fucking you for only 4 mins tonight


Worried-Ingenuity409

Bro you lost either in the market or sports betting. Go take your pathetic losing ass & kick rocks chump


dinglebarrybonds

Do companies actually pay those EU fines or does it come down like 90 percent


[deleted]

EU ends up paying meta


felanlang

They usually provide us with potatoes and bread to survive the winter. So the fines is more a grocery list ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4260)


goldenticket310

No they just give EU a wheel of Parmesan cheese and they’re happy


Shoddy-Log

I wonder what Minsky would think of the global economy


TropicalFires

I WOKE UP AND IT FELT LIKE A COCKROACH WAS CRAWLING THROUGH MY BODY ![img](emote|t5_2th52|27421)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4275)![img](emote|t5_2th52|30641) and i screamed


lethalposter

Check if your anus is open


dinglebarrybonds

I watched an X files episode last night where that was happening to people


TropicalFires

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4640)


Elforas_Tero

The cockroach screamed too tho


goldenticket310

Why am I awake? Bc when I fall sleep I wake up and my butt is sore and my uncle is laughing at breakfast


doerpy

I wish SEC would give out fines like EU ![img](emote|t5_2th52|30641)


VisualMod

>ECB'S VUJCIC: STRONG EUROPEAN TOURIST SEASON TO FEED INFLATION ^\*Walter ^Bloomberg ^[@DeItaone](http://twitter.com/DeItaone) ^at ^2023-05-22 ^05:39:16 ^EDT-0400


sicfigure

They should just lock down, that would do it


VisualMod

>DGCX INR/ USD VS INDIA NSE INR/ USD SPREADS UPDATE \>MAY: 1.3 PAISA JUNE: 10 PAISA \>@DGCX ^First ^Squawk ^[@FirstSquawk](http://twitter.com/FirstSquawk) ^at ^2023-05-22 ^05:37:03 ^EDT-0400


goldenticket310

EU straight up extorting META kinda funny Just what happens in Europe if you’re not a catholic know what I mean Zuck.. Yeah everybody nose what I mean


sicfigure

I'm sure they don't nose what you mean


goldenticket310

They gotta big nose marble rye bread what I mean


doerpy

just dont violate data privacy rules .. oh wait, its meta whole business model ![img](emote|t5_2th52|30641)


doerpy

>Meta Fined $1.3 Billion for Violating E.U. Data Privacy Rules ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


[deleted]

Debt ceiling anal bonanza is coming


Watermelon_Permit58

Do y’all pay for dates or y’all split the bill?


Snoo56029

First ones on the house... the next time she buying the drinks..


TheSoupKitchenn

I pay the whole bill on the first date out of courtesy, i then talk to her later about splitting it on the 2nd date


VisualMod

I think that's a terrible idea. Why would you want to date someone who can't even afford to pay for their own meal?


dinglebarrybonds

I’d always pay. If you invite a girl you banging or trying to bang to dinner, you should pay. If they invited you to do something i think it would be fine to split or let them pay


felanlang

Women are allowed to leave the home now right? So they’re allowed to work and make their own money and provide for themselves? Right?! Yeah I pay![img](emote|t5_2th52|4260)


Watermelon_Permit58

You pay the whole bill bruh?


mamine1992

China banning micron chips could have ripple effects on the semiconductor industry. Everyone be careful this week, NVDA calls might not be free money.


VisualMod

>U.S., Allies to Support Israeli-Style Security Agreement for Ukraine -- WSJ \>NATO Allies Looking to Provide Ukraine with Security Guarantees -- WSJ ^\*Walter ^Bloomberg ^[@DeItaone](http://twitter.com/DeItaone) ^at ^2023-05-22 ^05:30:28 ^EDT-0400


Watermelon_Permit58

I dont wanna flat tits. Don’t wanna very big tits too


goldenticket310

Good bc you’re getting no tits


MarcusDaLongis

Nvda showing you what the market will do today ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


Revolutionary-Win485

Everything will go according to what you thought you should do but you didn't


goldenticket310

You ever have a dream that you go to adopt a cute puppy but then you wake up and your uncles penis is in your mouth?


hardcore_softie

I only have aunts


Watermelon_Permit58

Nah


goldenticket310

Why it only happens to me ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4260)


Watermelon_Permit58

I dunno. Prolly travel to other countries for vacation


goldenticket310

But he follows me everywhere I go


SomethingForNothings

Flatter than ur wifes tits!


Watermelon_Permit58

But wsb wants small tits women


Hopeful-Internal-486

"Women"


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YoyoSchorsche

What means MU ban for iPhones, Nvidia GPUs...


Elforas_Tero

Rotation day, smallcaps green, tech and spy flat


Hopeful-Internal-486

Where the bers at?


lokapolly

Tech bul in shambles this week ![img](emote|t5_2th52|18632)


Shoddy-Log

Capital misallocation can have strange effects on the economy


co7y

idk bro i just be in the bathroom staring at myself sometimes


fireat25

futures literally could not be any flatter lol


Cheddabeze

4-day weekend incoming, just got to make it till Thursday boys


trollerroller

What are you talking about? Friday is a normal trading day


Cheddabeze

Yes, but it's a day off for me.


goldenticket310

Anyone ever accidentally jizz in your own mouth


hardcore_softie

Happens a few times a year


IncomingAxofKindness

Mine don't go that far ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4260)


MarcusDaLongis

Nvda dropping doesn’t stop ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


Honest_Muffin1549

Still above 300![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


[deleted]

Wait till tomorrow to buy puts, need more clarity. Could pump back to recent highs today.


Meatservoactuates

My Irish ass is Dublin down on some NVDA calls at open baby


Common_Vegetable_371

I think I have chicken pox 🤒 Gonna see a doc today to confirm if I do or not. Shit is incredibly annoying


goldenticket310

It’s called genital warts not chicken pox


Common_Vegetable_371

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4276)


goldenticket310

Stop fucking 72 year old hookers named Dave


kuprenx

oddly specific


goldenticket310

That fucker gave me the clap


SomethingForNothings

Sure its not herpes?


Common_Vegetable_371

No I’m not a bear 🐻


Meatservoactuates

Probably just regular herpes. Sorry bout your luck


Common_Vegetable_371

Thank you for your support 🙏🏼


BlackHammer1312

What does everybody think about nvidia?


MrLebouwski

Calls. Dip of a lifetime today ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4275)


Bangwin_

I won't be in the queue, unless they serve some good old BBQ. From what I've gathered, Hank is on his way too. That boy Bobby sure get's in a lot of hassle.


VisualMod

>CHINA COMMERCE MINISTER HOLDS FORUM WITH US COMPANIES ^\*Walter ^Bloomberg ^[@DeItaone](http://twitter.com/DeItaone) ^at ^2023-05-22 ^05:03:51 ^EDT-0400


VisualMod

>[globenewswire.com/news-release/2…](https://t.co/bwLriydffq) ^\*Walter ^Bloomberg ^[@DeItaone](http://twitter.com/DeItaone) ^at ^2023-05-22 ^05:03:00 ^EDT-0400


VisualMod

>Applied Materials to invest $4 bln in Silicon Valley chip research center $AMAT ^\*Walter ^Bloomberg ^[@DeItaone](http://twitter.com/DeItaone) ^at ^2023-05-22 ^05:00:27 ^EDT-0400


wilhelm96

China’s going to mysteriously overlook the fact that NVDA gpus use “illegal” MU memory when it comes to facial recognition, weapons guidance, and predictive ai


Aggravating_Bag5420

Gamble to Lakers or NO?


fireat25

flat open to screw over everyone who held over the weekend lol


SpaceCatVII

"Six-Month Treasury Yield Begins to Price in One More Rate Hike" https://wolfstreet.com/2023/05/20/short-term-treasury-yields-begin-to-price-in-one-more-rate-hike/


Gadshill

3-month is up to 5.4% which is nearly 2 rate hikes.


SpaceCatVII

![img](emote|t5_2th52|19738)


IncomingAxofKindness

One more *so far*