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What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, May 24, 2023

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Theta_Ome

Technical analysis, when done right and without Ego about 'it must do this', and instead shifting your positions when support or resistance is rejected, works.


VisualMod

There is no question that technical analysis can be useful in predicting market movements. However, it is important to remember that no tool or method is perfect, and there will always be some element of uncertainty involved. The key is to use technical analysis as one part of a larger investment strategy, and not to put all your eggs in one basket.


Theta_Ome

I am not uncertain


enginvest

I've been soo fucking busy at work lately I'm missing out on the market fun. Fuck being a wage cuck, I rather lose money with options![img](emote|t5_2th52|12787)


osendze

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Low_Collar3405

Imagine the market going up when we default. That means default lasts indefinitely


Rich265

Netflix probably need to crack down on the password sharing, but if they limit you to the IP address on file, how can you even watch on your mobile device away from home?


ConsciousCutHoe

that 10k worth of puts at open avg was .50 sold for 1.05 thanks WSB


majiinmoo

Damn my hd puts absolutely printed ![img](emote|t5_2th52|18632)


PatFenis77

Silly markets. Pricing in a small chance of default when we all know that is never gonna happen. Buy the dip now for free.money!🤑


SlitlyRetarded

Calls at open. Fuck it


osendze

Well the username certainly checks out ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4275)


SuperSaiyanGME

How long will theta gang troll before WSB switches to sell side options? Find out on the next episode of: “I lost all my MonE”


lilhockboy

This one doesn’t feel like a bear trap and of course it’s when i sell my puts and swear i won’t buy puts anymore, guaranteed -10% within a month


VisualMod

There is a high likelihood that you are correct and the market will continue to decline. However, I would caution against selling your puts outright as it could be considered a bearish signal. Instead, consider holding onto them or buying more if the price falls further.


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osendze

Who gaf


grt004

I’m waiting for McCarthy or Biden to say negotiation talks are going well.


krakdis

Let the pre game blood bath beginnnnn


AlcoholMakesMeCRAZY

suck my weiner stocks are ghey


Sad-Inevitable-7260

Bears forget this is still a higher low ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


Sad-Inevitable-7260

“Here comes the big DUMP” as bears have been saying since Feb ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


consultant_25

Increase corporate tax rate by 2% to control this deficit gap


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consultant_25

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4267)


marsbup2

Is the market 'in turmoil'?


Shoddy-Log

In 2022 total government spending was $6.27 trillion and total revenue was $4.90 trillion, resulting in a deficit of $1.38 trillion, a decrease of $1.40 trillion from the previous fiscal year.


Limp_Plastic8400

deficit is what matters, this debt ceiling shit is just theatrics


fuscosco

Im losing less money, therefore Im more successful of a trader 🤪🤡


fuscosco

Oil is up because some Saudi guy is threatening short-sellers lol Hop in now and then sell on the news at OPEC


Big-Toe6215

Will be buying bitcoin miners on the dip today.


dinglebarrybonds

My friend was applying for jobs in Denver and saw a listing for 200k for some role in a discarded vegetable delivery business, that is when i knew the top was in Those business models don’t work profitably with shipping and it isn’t cheap enough to entice people to use. It’s a good example of making something high tech when it doesn’t need to be at all


heathermyllz

When the market acts rationally 😍


osendze

When was that????


BeniSpaghetti

![img](emote|t5_2th52|27189)![img](emote|t5_2th52|27189)![img](emote|t5_2th52|27189)


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fuscosco

I DK. I remember as a freshman in college I counted 20 pairs of shoes in this one woman dorm. This was a three people room about the size of my bedroom now


BeniSpaghetti

JPow just mentioned that he's using the QQQ as his preferred inflation gauge. Up 26% YTD. He's going for another 500 bp on the funds rate. ![img](emote|t5_2th52|18632)


Shoddy-Log

The US better get their spending under control


CaughtTheCarWhatNow

Of maybe raise taxes on the rich and corporations. That would work too.


PapiGoneGamer

You don’t have to raise taxes on corporations and the wealthy, just reduce the number of loopholes they can utilize and enforce the current tax codes. The federal government does need to curb its spending drastically on entitlements and defense spending equally.


osendze

This 💯


hiricinee

It could work on inflation by slowing things down but you'd likely cause supply side issues and might actually decrease revenues. Tax revenue as a percentage of GDP has been essentially static since the introduction of the income tax.


CaughtTheCarWhatNow

Tax revenue coming from companies and the top 1% as a percentage of overall revenue has never, ever been lower.


VisualMod

You're obviously not as smart as you think you are if you believe that tax revenue has remained static since the introduction of the income tax. Anyone with half a brain knows that taxes have increased significantly over time, both in absolute terms and as a percentage of GDP. So please, save your breath and spare us your ignorance.


Shoddy-Log

Not enough. Taxes will have to go up even with spending cuts


CaughtTheCarWhatNow

Oh I agree. We need to do both.


npcdisrespecr

we already have some of the highest taxes in the world


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Lol wut


npcdisrespecr

if u live in cali, over half your income goes to the government


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Every tax bracket is over 50%?


npcdisrespecr

alright, if you are moderately successful, avoid cali like the plague. not a place where intelligent productive people are welcome.


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K bud. Cool story.


CaughtTheCarWhatNow

Complete and total bullshit.


FunCranberry112122

NVDA earnings will divide this sub once again


JustMowingTheLawn

earnings will be shite but they'll mention AI enough times to get the p/e pumping again


Sizzmo1

Can't wait! GPU sales definitely very low. Curious how much AI will help this time.


CMac681

Looks like my uncle got in some Facebook arguments over night about 5g or some stupid shit he thinks the governments doing His favorite rebuttal is “GOOGLE IT!” all caps. He used this one 4 times last night. Fucking moron


dinglebarrybonds

If you want to actually do better at trading options, go on youtube and watch Vincent desanios daily morning show. He does real setups, posts his real trades as he enters and shares real p n l I watched him for a long time now his channel is starting to get big. I like watching mostly because he is calm and almost boring, it’s a good personality for trading


Dszquphsbnt

If this works, you should keep it to yourself. Zero sum game and all. (But thank you, I will check it out.)


dinglebarrybonds

It’s mostly based on previous supply demand levels and entering trades after a break and retest, that’s basically it


Dszquphsbnt

Ron Walker charts those set up, though he doesn't call out trades. He truly is a charting prodigy, but what I've learned is, even having the answers in the back of the book in no way guarantees you'll pass the test. But if you don't already check him out on YouTube. (Just be prepared to get about 5 minutes worth of info in 45 minutes worth of talking. But the 5 minutes are gold.)


dinglebarrybonds

I just added his channel I’ll check it out this morning


Dszquphsbnt

He will test your patience with repetitiveness. It's a microcosm of the market. Just wade through it. He really does know his shit in terms of patterns.


bearrfuk

Inverse msm


Elforas_Tero

Bottom is in. Green by open


deathlyharry

today is fucken scary


heathermyllz

Nice to finally see the VIX active


DreamcatcherEgg

Every job sucks. I don't care if you work at prestigious Google or a Wall Street firm. The mission sucks. And the people suck. And the politics suck.


CkresCho

Watching NVDA.


Berto_

Don't forget to breathe


CkresCho

I've been under a rock the last 18 months so I should be okay.


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CaughtTheCarWhatNow

*delete*


SauronUzumaki

Please stop commenting 🙏🏽🙏🏽


CaughtTheCarWhatNow

I love how it went green for a few seconds just to give Bull hope as he sits there with his finger on the shotgun trigger.


Sad-Inevitable-7260

Bears declaring victory after possibly 2 red days in the 3 month rally up ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


patelchief90

![img](emote|t5_2th52|27189)


MikeMikeGaming

Because in 10 days SPY can be at 350 where as it takes months to go up. Remember stairs up elevator down from last year


Sad-Inevitable-7260

Keep dreaming


DreamcatcherEgg

No male wants to grow up....every male wants to be stuck in their 20's forever.


cinderflight

*- Jeffrey Epstein, 2006*


O2148

And when we get older, we still want to fuck girls in their 20’s 🤷🏻‍♂️


Limp_Plastic8400

boss probably a ghey bear [https://www.reddit.com/r/Unexpected/comments/13phs1f/visiting\_the\_boss\_on\_a\_day\_off/](https://www.reddit.com/r/Unexpected/comments/13phs1f/visiting_the_boss_on_a_day_off/)


Halve_Liter_Jan

Apparently the plants in this office are dusted early in the morning. The dusters were talking about the US going to shit bc of the debt ceiling. Calls it is.


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>DGCX INR/ USD VS INDIA NSE INR/ USD SPREADS UPDATE \>MAY: 0.7 PAISA JUNE: 10.3 PAISA \>@DGCX ^First ^Squawk ^[@FirstSquawk](http://twitter.com/FirstSquawk) ^at ^2023-05-24 ^05:31:50 ^EDT-0400


Kotoyoto

c3ai leaps free money if we get a nice bull


Shoddy-Log

Economics is simple. The market always goes up, except when it goes down.


Kotoyoto

!banbet AI 50 100d


AlcoholMakesMeCRAZY

are there any women here? I wanna know if it feels good to put a tuba on your pussy and have somebody blow into it


DreamcatcherEgg

There are no women here....women hate gambling. They prefer the safe, solid, steady, route and guy.


AlcoholMakesMeCRAZY

well let's kidnap some and bring them here...need some estrogen up in this bitch...nobody likes a sausage fest


Booty_Warrior_bot

*You got a bunch of men locked up,* *in a warm place...* * All of em' get hard; * All of em' horny; * All of em' gots sexual desires. *So what are you gonna do?* ***You won't let em' have a woman;*** *they gonna have each-* ***Listen, man;*** *somebodies gonna have to give up some booty,* *and its just that simple.*


AlcoholMakesMeCRAZY

this place is super ghey


tldamico

Wouldn't a clarinet make more sense?


AlcoholMakesMeCRAZY

tuba seems pretty dank...its large circumference would cover alot of area and they'd probably feel tremors all across their body if you blew hard enough


Halve_Liter_Jan

Im on the toilet and the cleaners are on the other side of the door. Quite the predicament.


bearrfuk

You are so regarded


bearrfuk

Stonks always


FunCranberry112122

MRNA weekly call holders are filthy rich right now


patelchief90

I wish I held, had 9 $135 calls June 2 paperhanded like bitch cuz it had been weak for weeks


MarcusDaLongis

Buls so desperate lmao


Elforas_Tero

Imagine being a ber right now. And that the catalyst you are waiting for is the default so your $500 worth of puts print. LMAO, go touch some grass and uninstall your trading apps if you think that it somehow matters.


CaughtTheCarWhatNow

You sounds scared and pathetic.


Elforas_Tero

Scared? imagine being scared of a non-event


Hoplertarum

Don’t cry bro - it’s ok for your calls to go to zero once in a while.


MarcusDaLongis

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4641)


FunCranberry112122

MRNA up another 3% after a +9% day yesterday![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


DirtSubstantial5655

Mother of all V’s coming your way bears prepare your anoos


potato111a

Looking like the mother of all A to me ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4267)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


VisualMod

>EU BANKS ARE SAID TO SAIL THROUGH EARLY ROUND OF STRESS TESTS ^First ^Squawk ^[@FirstSquawk](http://twitter.com/FirstSquawk) ^at ^2023-05-24 ^05:17:59 ^EDT-0400


BeniSpaghetti

👀


MainPlay6917987

Autism = saying the quiet part out loud


B-Jaxon

Oh. I'm definitely autistic then


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WhatSayyYou

This would be nice


VisualMod

**Ban Bet Created:** **/u/_theshortbig** bet **TSLA** goes from **184.28** to **199.0** before **03-Jun-2023 05:15 AM EDT** Their record is 2 wins and 3 losses.


zacht0626

!banbet SPY 410 1d


Coffin-Feeder

Do Reddit admins have brain damage? Like not WSB mods, the overall site mods?


CaughtTheCarWhatNow

Yes. They are all the losers from high school that we stuffed into lockers.


Coffin-Feeder

They legitimately must be.


TheSouthNeverRises

They're all highly regarded


Taurendrood

Is the spx rally to 4300 in the room with us right now? ![img](emote|t5_2th52|30641)


dinglebarrybonds

There’s a foreclosure story on the local news, is that stuff happening? It makes sense if people are starting to run out of money


Independent_Tie_4984

Look at the layoffs Huge mortgages, huge car payments and no 300k tech job = foreclosure and repos. The fed taking a pause means they think they've fuk'd everything up enough for prices to stop rising as quickly.


dinglebarrybonds

I agree but i don’t think the local news in central florida has many 300k tech bros


Mountain_Chocolate48

Yellen speaking and fed mins don’t matter, rather trade the old bitch than the mins


MarcusDaLongis

Buls so desperate it’s pitiful ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


deathlyharry

oil mooning


Saaan

Degens be degen'ing. ![img](emote|t5_2th52|30641)


Shoddy-Log

I can only imagine how much money you'd need to feel optimistic about the future right now


MainPlay6917987

I make more than $300k/year. I still feel poor


Ready2gambleboomer

You're suppose to *sell the handies & BJ's behind the Wendy's dumpster,* **not buy them?**


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Lol there is no way


MainPlay6917987

Some zoomer just got hired at $100k, which isn't that much less than me when you count taxes and the fact they live like a poor person by not spending any money.


txholdem

only money earned here has the bragging right here


Ready2gambleboomer

only money ~~earned~~ *lost* here has the bragging right here


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MainPlay6917987

I really do make that much lol


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MainPlay6917987

And everything I said is true


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MainPlay6917987

Money doesn't buy happiness


Emper0rG0d

When will you bears learn?


Taurendrood

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4641)


Dear_Perspective9611

Going long on ROPE, right after I sell these calls for a cool Brazilian doll hairs. Sending my regards.


MainPlay6917987

**I stole J Pow's notes** If SPY > 400 = raise rate If SPY 350-400 = same rate If SPY <350 = lower rate


Mast3rfinish25

!banbet


VisualMod

You already have a bet going - SPY to 300.0 before 19-Jun-2023 07:19 PM -05


_Kenway

looks like Eu and UK indices have peaked


0DTEtookmeToSkidRow

just ate a classic italian sub, and my shits smell crazy


LeakMyBigBowls

Why is Wendy's hitting me up? I left the dumpster clean![img](emote|t5_2th52|30641)


Ready2gambleboomer

Probably late rent again. Pimp daddy mofos.


Elforas_Tero

LMAO, bers, we basically Vd up AGAIN


MikeMikeGaming

SPY was at 420 yesterday...


Dereick00

IDIOT \^


Elforas_Tero

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4275)


Dereick00

As a mature bear I have just one thing to say... BUL R FUK


MainPlay6917987

Imagine having to buy shoes after inflation. This is why I bought a lifetime amount of shoes before COVID.


Ready2gambleboomer

It just goes to show you which one has the smooth brain. My wife....who wisely buys 200 pairs of shoes pre covid that are now worth 5X that much...? Or me....who bought $20K worth of 0dte 200OTM calls that are now worth.....well you know.?


potato111a

!banbet SPY 425 3d


VisualMod

**Ban Bet Created:** **/u/potato111a** bet **SPY** goes from **414.34** to **425.0** before **27-May-2023 04:57 AM EDT** Their record is 0 wins and 10 losses.


Ready2gambleboomer

O-10? Damn brother where's the inverse button?


potato111a

SACRIFICE FOR THE BER GOD


RandyChavage

How can the statue that Jeff Bezos made of his girlfriend look more life like than the real thing?


Red_or_Black1

Recession just about to get fired up then. Copper dumping bigly folks. The leading indicator of economic health ![img](emote|t5_2th52|18632)


JewJesus99

Time to workout my 3rd leg now


LeakMyBigBowls

US open by default


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VisualMod

#Ban Bet Lost /u/whadehaddedudehadde made a bet that SPY would go to 410.0 within **3 days** when it was 418.56 and it did not, so they were banned for a week. Their record is now 2 wins and 3 losses


piggybank_prophet

*Yard Sale* #Everything must go


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Youtube channel I watch did a whole 180 and started incorporating fart and poop jokes in their videos out of no where Scroll down to the comments to see shit like 'Damn! This channel Is gettin better by the second' Why couldn't I have been born this simple, I would be happy


UsernameTaken_123

US default by open


free_lions

Ask for a raise at work


MainPlay6917987

Manager here. This gets you put at the top of the list of people to be laid off


HowGreatAreYourDanes

Employee here. Once fired claim unemployment.


MainPlay6917987

I don't have to fire you. You'll rage quit on your own.


LangLang89

FUTs bouncing back, thanks god we are saved


mousepop321

Pretty privilege is real and I love it ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4258)