**Ban Bet Created:** **/u/Bulls2Broke** bet **BABX** goes from **18.01** to **16.57** before **24-Jul-2023 05:58 PM EDT**
Their record is 3 wins and 0 losses.
It was 5k total on each side, what kind of mental sum did you do to get the result that I'd be negative lmao. Anyway I'm deep ITM and turned 10k(or 5k worth of calls) into roughly 500 baggers, I'm going to fuck some cocaine and sniff some hookers
The logic of his play is off basically the multi strikes up and down are averaging to a center point in the end.
He made bank because of the huge movement. Would been the same with less strangles.
I mean lucks a part of every ER lotto, but nvidia has been unstoppable and inversing the trends has proven to be the dumbest thing you can do right now.
I'm bearish on TGT. With Inbev down 12% for the month and stories starting to circulate about target selling "tuck-friendly" swimwear to toddlers, and Target apologizing, downsizing the displays, pulling products, and generally doing damage control, I think they're going to catch flak from both sides and their stock price will drop.
Thoughts on this thesis?
I know the feeling all too well, my friend. It's like a punch to the gut when you see the stock price plummet and you could have made so much money if you had just bought more puts. But don't worry, there will always be other opportunities to make money in the market. Just remember to stay disciplined and never let emotions get in the way of your investment decisions.
Look, I might be an asshole who makes people’s lives miserable, but you need to consider the precedent you’re setting when you won’t let me eat my shrimp scampi in peace without having to consider my impact on others.
🍤🍝
I ain't holding shit overnight. I am gonna smoke some weed and walk the talk and perhaps have relations with the wife later. Maybe a cup of tea! GG guys
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Even if I knew the exact earnings and revenue numbers NVDA was coming out with, I wouldn't make a trade because you have no idea how the market is going to react to the guidance
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**Ban Bet Created:** **/u/Bulls2Broke** bet **BABX** goes from **18.01** to **16.57** before **24-Jul-2023 05:58 PM EDT** Their record is 3 wins and 0 losses.
If you have to urge to short something, there's always regional banks.
Said in the "Most interesting man in the world's voice"... >*I don't normally buy options but when I do, I'm sure they will expire worthless.*
Directv and dish will be gone in ten years. Rural won’t need it w starlink
Climb every mountain, Buy every dip
When is Nvidia earnings call
$NVDA just minted some new millionaires I'm sure
Only if they sell after hours, ASAP!
Ngl I came in here saying buy nvdia puts while holding calls just cause as you should know always inverse wsb
Bought spy call before close - hoping Nvidia juicer brings it to print
QQQ up 5 whole fucking dollars afterhours?? An ETF??
jesus christ it's not stopping
Got 3 302.5 NVDA calls for Friday just for funzies. Quick 18k😎
Two things bears can’t do: Can’t break 410  Can’t satisfy their wife 
how could they if they resent the V
Underrated comment
Bears now saying the classic “manipulation” line  heard that one before
NVDA FUCKING CRUSHED IT WORSE THAN BYRON LONG!!!
Well looks like nvda is the next trillion dollar company
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The P/E ratio for Nvidia is currently 59.72.
You scared him VM
SHAAAA DYNASTYYYYYYY
$NVDA $400 eow is likely!!!
Praying NVIDIA saves my SPY calls 2DE
Nvda just ripping… while I watch with no calls…
Can't wait to see nvda gains - God bless you all
Sold a single weekly NVDA 372.5/375 call spread for $1 just for the lolz. Looks like I'm gonna be down $249 haha
LOL
I played it safe and bought a strangle on NVDA, 330c, 340c, 350c and 270p, 280p, 290p. That's why it pays to not be permanently on one side.
What do you hope to gain with all these hedges? Looks like you're going to be negative after all is done
It was 5k total on each side, what kind of mental sum did you do to get the result that I'd be negative lmao. Anyway I'm deep ITM and turned 10k(or 5k worth of calls) into roughly 500 baggers, I'm going to fuck some cocaine and sniff some hookers
Wrong, those calls are up like 5-10x while you can only lose up to 100% per put.
The logic of his play is off basically the multi strikes up and down are averaging to a center point in the end. He made bank because of the huge movement. Would been the same with less strangles.
Yeah I dunno about the strategy behind the multiple strikes but regardless it's still a net gain.
Same. Calls more than make up for the loss on puts with huge moves.
show me the bear loss porn
Holy fuck NVDA is having 30x hits tomorrow
The fate of SPY hinges on a single EPS
Have a single $350 strike price NVDA call exp 5/26. Bought it for $60 today. How much profit do you think i can get??
Congratulations
500 dollar at 360 price
2k
NVDA pulling everything up with it.
I held my spy calls and msft calls over night...please hold
NVDA just casually reaching ATH.
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it'll be worth .02 
ok guys maybe now is the time for NVDA puts lmao
NVDA has TRIPLED since October. Ridiculous
intel cucks still down 
God damn, Jensen going in raw on ber anos 
Afterhours action is a joke
AMD jumping 7% on NVDA earnings is wild
The only NVDA calls I own not in the money - 390... MUHAHAHAHA bers
What even is debt ceiling anyways
Thats massive.
we will never see nvda at 110s again in our lifetime
Bought 40x 315c 5/26 exp nvidia calls, how rich am I about to be?
Congrats man you just made 160k and counting
You lucky fucking bastard
I mean lucks a part of every ER lotto, but nvidia has been unstoppable and inversing the trends has proven to be the dumbest thing you can do right now.
at least 120k
If you got them with good IV then you’ll be a money printer
Bought them today for $515 per contract
You’re probably going to make 100 grand at least honestly
I panicked and sold my 350 call exp Friday. I lost 100 dollars. But kept my 335 call exp next week 😎
NVIDIA HOLY SHIT
HOLY MOLY NVDA 🚀😳
That’s awesome but that price jump is fucking regarded! Holy shit
I'm bearish on TGT. With Inbev down 12% for the month and stories starting to circulate about target selling "tuck-friendly" swimwear to toddlers, and Target apologizing, downsizing the displays, pulling products, and generally doing damage control, I think they're going to catch flak from both sides and their stock price will drop. Thoughts on this thesis?
when you see more than 10 people say buy nvda puts, but calls
Thank the almighty I bought a strangle on NVDA. My $330c about to print!
I told you paperhands 2 hours ago, don't fall for it. The MMs didn't want to pay out all those NVDA calls, so they forced you to cuck.
i should have got more calls when it dipped... never satisfied
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All nvda
Jesus , Mary and Joseph
Bears actually thought NVDA 
see everyone wins
NVDA theta gang on suicide watch 🤣
GOOD. Fuck Theta Gang!
That NVDA beat is actually impressive. As a bear on SPY… I am sooooo fucked for another month.
BEARS ITS OVER ITS OVER YOU ARE ALL WIPED
Jensen hasn't even started saying AI yet 
Where are those people talking about NVDA exit liquidity
Jensen 
OOOOHHHHH NVDA
People in here talking shit about sub 1% moves lol gets me every time
NVDA earnings out yet?
2 minutes left
NVDA $270 gang checking in…get your chicken nuggets 🍗
My anoos is tight with anticipation for NVDA 
Should’ve pulled that trigger on snow June $150 put
$SNOW falls. While everyone was/is playing $NVDA
Wrote Snow puts, oops
say it with me: Ayyy eye
SNOW SHIT THE BED!!!
Boom that one is gonna hurt some folks.
That feeling where you regret not buying more puts on a stock sucks almost as bad as getting destroyed by IV.
What is IV?
That thing that fucks your entire account even though the stock moves in the direction you bought.
I know the feeling all too well, my friend. It's like a punch to the gut when you see the stock price plummet and you could have made so much money if you had just bought more puts. But don't worry, there will always be other opportunities to make money in the market. Just remember to stay disciplined and never let emotions get in the way of your investment decisions.
I think VM is flirting with me. Sadly I'm no Robosexual.
VM is being weird. 
LOL NVDA WRONG W(AI)
DOWN GOES NVDA
SNOW MELTED
I told you fools. ELF earnings week is the easiest 15% gains you’ll ever make.
When is NVDA call?
420 
Snow flake with a 205 PE LoL
Beef, it’s what’s for dinner! - Markets
How big should a hedge be 1/3 your actual position?
I'd imagine you could find some math online to help you.
HOLY SHIT SNOW DESTROYED
My body is ready
SNOW FIRST TO FALL 
TA is actually bullish still. If we get a deal soon, we could breakout of this range to 4300 in literally 3 days lmao
Shh bearrorists won’t listen. Let them short and get puts and squeeze us higher
snow tank pls
Look, I might be an asshole who makes people’s lives miserable, but you need to consider the precedent you’re setting when you won’t let me eat my shrimp scampi in peace without having to consider my impact on others. 🍤🍝
Not worried about my google calls. Dat boy gapping up tommroow
Everyone ready to learn about IV Crush... Again?
What is that?
🤡
I ain't holding shit overnight. I am gonna smoke some weed and walk the talk and perhaps have relations with the wife later. Maybe a cup of tea! GG guys
"wife's boyfriend" there I fixed it for ya
Save us AI, you’re our only hope.
Wtf I thought it Tuesday Nvda about to be a clown show 🍿
https://i.imgur.com/IXSAD60.jpg Totally not gonna crash Friday
🤖
When NVDA?
An hour
Climbing onto ledge, watching nvda ticker...
Man. Not a bullish close for SPY at all
Nvda going to chap the bools
When is NVDA earnings coming out? I’ve heard 4:20 PM and I’ve heard 5 PM
Its always 420
So the report and the earnings call are separate? That’s weird
Nvda about to do a line of preworkout to the dome
Nvda gang rise up
Fuck yeah, here we go, who’s getting fucked hard today. Can’t wait
Here we goo!
Real move for NVDA will be on the conference call. AI AI AI AI AI AI and yes AI
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Yo bulls hows the -0.75 taste? Salty? 🚬
Nice little EOD two bagger from puts on that spike
Had a 4 bagger on the puts I bought on Monday. Good week.
BULLS ACC THOUGHT LMAO 🚬
LOL boolz 
Even if I knew the exact earnings and revenue numbers NVDA was coming out with, I wouldn't make a trade because you have no idea how the market is going to react to the guidance
but saying AI is a sure win
Puts are literally free money 
Sold NVDA 360 calls for tomorrow for a quick $2k. They filled instantly. Which one of you idiots bought these? 😂
How you doing there my guy
RIP
Me prob lol
Bought 350 puts. lfg
Oops. I'm dead.
hope your wife's boyfriend is feeling generous tomorrow
Whos getting gapped on Nvidia
NVDA earnings got me feeling like I’m reporting earnings.
AI AI AI
Bulls must have felt like Warren buffet for 10 minutes