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Me checking the pre-market charts like I'm about to decipher the Da Vinci Code, but in reality, I have the analytical skills of a squirrel trying to solve a Rubik's Cube. 🐿️🧩 Can't wait to see how my random guesses play out today!
Analysts forecasting NVDA now to make $10, growing 100% with 90% market share in a trend that will accelerate in a recession. Probably worth more than $380 until somebody can compete better with them. Monopolies are very profitable
Yup that was a mistake
Bears partying over AH spy movement not realizing we close at 417 tomorrow
Costco just AI'd themselves sback to green ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)
"get off the bench!" they tell him. funny thing is? he doesn't even know he's at a game he's just sitting there with his lil ice cream cone
There is someone who went puts on NVDA last night, and got so pissed went all in Ulta calls.
revenge is a fool's game said one guy...
BUD puts up 50% today ![img](emote|t5_2th52|29637)
Is there a way to see how options pricing has changed after hours, if I don’t have after hours trading? Anyone got a link?
Your ULTA 500C is one cent.
GPS actually, feeling decent about it.
Google options calculator
PCE tomorrow ![img](emote|t5_2th52|8883)
so what, long weekend after, tends to be bullish. if it corrects, I am PMCC-ing. This is the BTFD-est market.
Whoever recommended mrvl end of day… thanks I owe you a 🥩 and 🍻
It dropped $5 bucks from 60 to 55, did you already sell?
Nope. I can’t sell after hours. Let’s see how the call goes
Haha I was going to ask you who you use to sell AH. I think you'll do good on that.
Yeah should hold for a double. Not sure if the call is over or what
the two I saw recommended: mrvl and ulta
one went sky high and the other heh
The guy was saying Costco is sketch mrvl looks like the best bet
I can’t wait to see AMD pump another 3-7% tomorrow
Sold and fomo’d back in dont kick my ass
NVDA gains today is more than Intel's MKt CAP![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)
MRVL LETS GOOOOO
Pce tomorrow will determine whether NVDA is a trillion dollar company tomorrow. Idk why but ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4258)
US Treasury had a monster outflow of cash yesterday (-$27B). Account down to $49.5B.
ulta just made me guh
what is this and why is it interesting? Google said it's a beauty thing. another Revlon?
did the CEO say "we are using AI...."
"...and it says our finances are crap'
Yup, glad I opened a spread and didn’t pay a fuck ton of premium. Fuck
ok Zuck, -4% down day tomorrow just like Intel today please ![img](emote|t5_2th52|8883)
Got my 350 340 and 330 puts on NVDA. Probably gonna lose it all.
Lol. Im at 310 for 70 bucks. I'm really fucked
Expiring tomorrow as is tradition?
I went against tradition and did my birthday June 16 lol
If I see any mofo of you not using iso8601 date format when coding im gonna put grilled corn in your ass and scream at you ![img](emote|t5_2th52|27421)
Well that’s enough for today
crayons where I see them ![img](emote|t5_2th52|12787)
No way Target doesn’t dump again tomorrow
CMON ULTA GIMME 20%
Hopefully you ment puts
#HOLY FUCK ITS PUMPING NOW
Spy lick my fucking dick
The 0.05% NVDA dividend is almost insulting
**DING DING DING PENCILS DOWN**
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Wen new tred
COST using NVDA gpu’s for their new AI staff
Egg stock is running hard at the moment.
Egg's on deck ![img](emote|t5_2th52|12787)
I think Tesla pops tomorrow
#Ban Bet Won
/u/Bulls2Broke made a bet that BABX would go to 17.59 within **1 month** when it was 19.12 and it did, congrats fucker.
Their record is now 1 wins and 0 losses
Unpopular/unhinged take, AI isn't real, its just Mark Zuckerberg behind the curtain like the wizard of OZ.
Its the NFT of 2023
bears as NVDA pulls back from 394 to close at 379: I knew the collapse is finally happening!
selling covered calls on NVDA next week ![img](emote|t5_2th52|12787)
#ULTA BEAUTY AI
I'm laughing at all the cocky bears in yesterday's thread![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)
Vix crush friday
Fuck, any decent plays before the bell? Opened a call spread for ulta earnings.
Well, fuck me
i'd do way OTM puts as lotto but thats just me
Yeah, I saw WSB Cramer’s dd after i opened it and knew I was fucked. Pdt flaged so I couldn’t sell without going cash. ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)
#Ban Bet Lost
/u/Uwuwuwupog made a bet that QQQ would go to 335.833056 within **2 hours** when it was 339.912 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.
Their record is now 1 wins and 3 losses
Debt talk going well gonna get a deal today Probs get calls
Cost calls or cost puts
i dont remember COST anything ever working out except for theta gang so this is probably the way to go
I’ve got both lol
One more dump before close. Yes you can.
Looks like retail took their Nvda gains and threw them into bbbyq for another chance at 1000x. Good luck guys
That they did, lol
NVDA is the new meme stock. AMD is the brother meme stock similar to movie theater stock
Dameeeeee AMD super bullish finish
Great day to buy Amazon— not sure why it’s down but I’m throwing some $ at it.
I grabbed some earlier at 114.xx
i bought 10 more spy 420c 1dte
#BEARS LITERALLY BROKE AS SHIT
Smells like exit liquidity in here
What does exit liquidity smell like?
What's a computer
Watch Costco have a ridiculous pop like NVDA
Yes, but in reverse
Should I sell my AMD
In 6 months
There lives Nursultan Tulyakbay. He's still a**hole. I get NVDA, he only get AMD. Everyone know it for girls
Excuse me sir fk u bloody?
Bears were so cocky for so long. I’d post bullish things about AMD and get downvoted by people calling AI a ponzi. Maybe it is, but at least I’m not poor now, regards
Some people dont understand the difference between I believe in this new company/thing/fad and im gonna make money on this new company/thing/fad. Cheers to you
DOW really trying to hold that 200 day MA....breaks below look out below....I just want a vix spike in the next week. Debt ceiling talks to go bad and a woosh down.
!banbet NVDA 384 1D
**Ban Bet Created:** **/u/Skilledthunder** bet **NVDA** goes from **380.3** to **384.0** before **26-May-2023 03:57 PM EDT**
Their record is 0 wins and 0 losses.
sounds like you are already dating crazy
#Ban Bet Lost
/u/Snottywindow made a bet that FRC would go to 1.0 within **4 weeks** when it was 8.066 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.
Their record is now 8 wins and 5 losses
QQQ had the regard strength today
i have a free sub to Morningstar and their analysts are awful
Cathie wood dumped NVDA
Hmm wonder if meta fills that huge gap before going down, since shits crazy
tempted to go puts MRVL
Hmm. 1x 500c for Costco or use the money and buy a air conditioner?
well, lets look at this from both angles.
If you're right, you can buy many air conditioners.
If you're wrong nothing changes.
Can’t even hold 415 ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)
Apple is the weakest megacap rn…
It's a boomer stock now lol.
AI and Semis exploding and my dumbass has covered calls on MU. I hate everyone but mostly hate myself.
Aint nobody wanna get rich slow but theta gang is guaranteed tendies, weekly cc’s sold on monday are literally my bar and weed money for Friday
Go visit /r/thetagang and tell them this after what happened with NVDA 😂
If you think these megacap tech up moves are fast, just wait until you see how fast they can fall when the switch flips
Mahh, bought a single, ATM 1dte SPY put for overnight funsies. Maybe I'll make $100 🙃
Those who thought tesla was overvalued ain't seen nothing yet
#BEARS NASTY HOE
Wash my butt with your tongue then
we ending flat on day ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4260)
Nvda never gunna see lower than $380 ever again after today, money glitch for eternity....sheeeesh.
!banbet where is yours
You already have a bet going - NVDA to 269.0 before 04-Jun-2023 05:26 AM -05
MSFT having a 4% really be the craziest thing
Well they’re investing in AI AI AI AI AI AI AI with AMD AMD AMD AMD AMD
There, that should have the algos pump it another 5% alone
That article was fake
The one from Bloomberg got retracted?
yeah, lol that's wild
NFLX puts were the play
should've bought more today, the two I have expire late June and holding them bitches
Lulu where are you ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4260)
Good luck COST bulls. I’m kinda glad I sold before that dump ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)
The real reason they’re delaying this debt ceiling bill is because they want to make those poor interns have to spend their long weekend writing up a dry as fuck bill while the representatives all sit at home drinking wine and laughing
NVDA literally closest thing to adamantium. Somehow they are always in the middle of every hype, crypto nft now AI. Fucking boss
Everything is worthless apart from AI. Ridiculous ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)
Dump dump dump 🐻
NVDA call sweepers coming through the tape at close here
ppl that shorted nvda without hedge or sold naked calls plz stand up
let us see who u r ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)
When i was circumcised as a newborn, they took the whole thing
Cathie dumped a major position in Nvidia before the surge. She is probably a distant relative of Cramer
Just fucking buy QQQ calls what’s the disconnect here? Every fucking day just buy out of the money calls. 8/10 success rate. Ever go to a casino where winning is 80%?
This guy gets it![img](emote|t5_2th52|27189)
if ur not making money in this market, u are not betting enough
if u already tried doubling down, triple down
Look folks its a Power/Sour Hour
BTFD market trend. Price action says higher
Dow is now red.
At this rate you're going to need a minimum $5M to retire to lead a half normal life.
This is why I play options. Literally don't give a shit about retiring. Will never happen.
Well I do appreciate the fact that someone will have to wait on the tables of us retired folk.
Depending on age, more
The stock market might be fake and gay
Here's the thing about nvda, I'm fairly confident it went up in price from the hype along with good earnings. And the hype is at its highest right now. And hype dies with time unless you feed it. Im expecting it to pull back a tiny bit or just stay where it's at. I dont think it's gonna be above 400 anytime soon
It would be pretty funny if we actually did default and stocks kept shooting up for no reason.
The reason stocks would continue to go up is that people can’t buy treasuries that the government isn’t selling and they will look for something else to do with the money.