Me checking the pre-market charts like I'm about to decipher the Da Vinci Code, but in reality, I have the analytical skills of a squirrel trying to solve a Rubik's Cube. 🐿️🧩 Can't wait to see how my random guesses play out today!

Analysts forecasting NVDA now to make $10, growing 100% with 90% market share in a trend that will accelerate in a recession. Probably worth more than $380 until somebody can compete better with them. Monopolies are very profitable

Yup that was a mistake

Bears partying over AH spy movement not realizing we close at 417 tomorrow

Costco just AI'd themselves sback to green 

"get off the bench!" they tell him. funny thing is? he doesn't even know he's at a game he's just sitting there with his lil ice cream cone

420 eow

There is someone who went puts on NVDA last night, and got so pissed went all in Ulta calls.

revenge is a fool's game said one guy...

BUD puts up 50% today 

Is there a way to see how options pricing has changed after hours, if I don’t have after hours trading? Anyone got a link?

Your ULTA 500C is one cent.

GPS actually, feeling decent about it.

Google options calculator

PCE tomorrow 

so what, long weekend after, tends to be bullish. if it corrects, I am PMCC-ing. This is the BTFD-est market.

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yes

No

Whoever recommended mrvl end of day… thanks I owe you a 🥩 and 🍻

It dropped $5 bucks from 60 to 55, did you already sell?

Nope. I can’t sell after hours. Let’s see how the call goes

Haha I was going to ask you who you use to sell AH. I think you'll do good on that.

Yeah should hold for a double. Not sure if the call is over or what

the two I saw recommended: mrvl and ulta one went sky high and the other heh

The guy was saying Costco is sketch mrvl looks like the best bet

Same

I can’t wait to see AMD pump another 3-7% tomorrow

i’ll commit

Sold and fomo’d back in dont kick my ass

MRVL!!!

NVDA gains today is more than Intel's MKt CAP

MRVL LETS GOOOOO

Pce tomorrow will determine whether NVDA is a trillion dollar company tomorrow. Idk why but 

US Treasury had a monster outflow of cash yesterday (-$27B). Account down to $49.5B.

ulta just made me guh

> ulta what is this and why is it interesting? Google said it's a beauty thing. another Revlon? did the CEO say "we are using AI...." "...and it says our finances are crap'

Yup, glad I opened a spread and didn’t pay a fuck ton of premium. Fuck

ok Zuck, -4% down day tomorrow just like Intel today please 

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Intc

Got my 350 340 and 330 puts on NVDA. Probably gonna lose it all.

Lol. Im at 310 for 70 bucks. I'm really fucked

Expiring tomorrow as is tradition?

I went against tradition and did my birthday June 16 lol

If I see any mofo of you not using iso8601 date format when coding im gonna put grilled corn in your ass and scream at you 

2⁰ma5-2fifth

​ 2023-05-25

Well that’s enough for today crayons where I see them 

No way Target doesn’t dump again tomorrow

CMON ULTA GIMME 20%

Hopefully you ment puts

#HOLY FUCK ITS PUMPING NOW

Spy lick my fucking dick

The 0.05% NVDA dividend is almost insulting

**DING DING DING PENCILS DOWN**

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Wen new tred

🚨BREAKING NEWS🚨 COST using NVDA gpu’s for their new AI staff

Egg stock is running hard at the moment. Egg's on deck 

I think Tesla pops tomorrow

#Ban Bet Won --- /u/Bulls2Broke made a bet that BABX would go to 17.59 within **1 month** when it was 19.12 and it did, congrats fucker. Their record is now 1 wins and 0 losses

Unpopular/unhinged take, AI isn't real, its just Mark Zuckerberg behind the curtain like the wizard of OZ.

Its the NFT of 2023

bears as NVDA pulls back from 394 to close at 379: I knew the collapse is finally happening!

selling covered calls on NVDA next week 

#COSTCO AI #ULTA BEAUTY AI

I'm laughing at all the cocky bears in yesterday's thread

Vix crush friday

COST 430P

Fuck, any decent plays before the bell? Opened a call spread for ulta earnings.

Well, fuck me

i'd do way OTM puts as lotto but thats just me

Yeah, I saw WSB Cramer’s dd after i opened it and knew I was fucked. Pdt flaged so I couldn’t sell without going cash. 

#Ban Bet Lost /u/Uwuwuwupog made a bet that QQQ would go to 335.833056 within **2 hours** when it was 339.912 and it did not, so they were banned for a week. Their record is now 1 wins and 3 losses

Debt talk going well gonna get a deal today Probs get calls

Cost calls or cost puts

Theta

i dont remember COST anything ever working out except for theta gang so this is probably the way to go

I’ve got both lol

One more dump before close. Yes you can.

Looks like retail took their Nvda gains and threw them into bbbyq for another chance at 1000x. Good luck guys

That they did, lol

NVDA is the new meme stock. AMD is the brother meme stock similar to movie theater stock

Dameeeeee AMD super bullish finish

Great day to buy Amazon— not sure why it’s down but I’m throwing some $ at it.

I grabbed some earlier at 114.xx

i bought 10 more spy 420c 1dte

lame bro

#BEARS LITERALLY BROKE AS SHIT

Smells like exit liquidity in here

What does exit liquidity smell like?

What's a computer

Watch Costco have a ridiculous pop like NVDA

Yes, but in reverse

Should I sell my AMD

In 6 months

There lives Nursultan Tulyakbay. He's still a**hole. I get NVDA, he only get AMD. Everyone know it for girls

Excuse me sir fk u bloody?

Bears were so cocky for so long. I’d post bullish things about AMD and get downvoted by people calling AI a ponzi. Maybe it is, but at least I’m not poor now, regards

Some people dont understand the difference between I believe in this new company/thing/fad and im gonna make money on this new company/thing/fad. Cheers to you


DOW really trying to hold that 200 day MA....breaks below look out below....I just want a vix spike in the next week. Debt ceiling talks to go bad and a woosh down.

!banbet NVDA 384 1D

No balls.

**Ban Bet Created:** **/u/Skilledthunder** bet **NVDA** goes from **380.3** to **384.0** before **26-May-2023 03:57 PM EDT** Their record is 0 wins and 0 losses.

Tesla

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sounds like you are already dating crazy

#Ban Bet Lost /u/Snottywindow made a bet that FRC would go to 1.0 within **4 weeks** when it was 8.066 and it did not, so they were banned for a week. Their record is now 8 wins and 5 losses

Ouch

QQQ had the regard strength today

i have a free sub to Morningstar and their analysts are awful

Cathie wood dumped NVDA 🤔🤔🤔

Fuckin lmao

Hmm wonder if meta fills that huge gap before going down, since shits crazy

tempted to go puts MRVL

Hmm. 1x 500c for Costco or use the money and buy a air conditioner?

well, lets look at this from both angles. If you're right, you can buy many air conditioners. If you're wrong nothing changes.

ac

Can’t even hold 415 

Apple is the weakest megacap rn…

It's a boomer stock now lol.

AI and Semis exploding and my dumbass has covered calls on MU. I hate everyone but mostly hate myself.

Aint nobody wanna get rich slow but theta gang is guaranteed tendies, weekly cc’s sold on monday are literally my bar and weed money for Friday

Go visit /r/thetagang and tell them this after what happened with NVDA 😂

If you think these megacap tech up moves are fast, just wait until you see how fast they can fall when the switch flips

Mahh, bought a single, ATM 1dte SPY put for overnight funsies. Maybe I'll make $100 🙃

Those who thought tesla was overvalued ain't seen nothing yet

#BEARS NASTY HOE

Wash my butt with your tongue then

we ending flat on day 

Nvda never gunna see lower than $380 ever again after today, money glitch for eternity....sheeeesh.

!banbet where is yours

You already have a bet going - NVDA to 269.0 before 04-Jun-2023 05:26 AM -05

MSFT having a 4% really be the craziest thing

Well they’re investing in AI AI AI AI AI AI AI with AMD AMD AMD AMD AMD There, that should have the algos pump it another 5% alone

That article was fake

The one from Bloomberg got retracted?

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yeah, lol that's wild

NFLX puts were the play

should've bought more today, the two I have expire late June and holding them bitches

Lulu where are you 

Good luck COST bulls. I’m kinda glad I sold before that dump 

The real reason they’re delaying this debt ceiling bill is because they want to make those poor interns have to spend their long weekend writing up a dry as fuck bill while the representatives all sit at home drinking wine and laughing

NVDA literally closest thing to adamantium. Somehow they are always in the middle of every hype, crypto nft now AI. Fucking boss

Everything is worthless apart from AI. Ridiculous 

Dump dump dump 🐻

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NVDA call sweepers coming through the tape at close here

ppl that shorted nvda without hedge or sold naked calls plz stand up let us see who u r 

Me

poor guy

When i was circumcised as a newborn, they took the whole thing

Cathie dumped a major position in Nvidia before the surge. She is probably a distant relative of Cramer


Fuckin gooooo

Just fucking buy QQQ calls what’s the disconnect here? Every fucking day just buy out of the money calls. 8/10 success rate. Ever go to a casino where winning is 80%?

This guy gets it

if ur not making money in this market, u are not betting enough double down if u already tried doubling down, triple down


Look folks its a Power/Sour Hour

Spour

BTFD market trend. Price action says higher

Dow is now red.

#💅🏻💋💄🫦👄👠👛

At this rate you're going to need a minimum $5M to retire to lead a half normal life.

This is why I play options. Literally don't give a shit about retiring. Will never happen.

Well I do appreciate the fact that someone will have to wait on the tables of us retired folk.

Depending on age, more

The stock market might be fake and gay

2Y fly

Here's the thing about nvda, I'm fairly confident it went up in price from the hype along with good earnings. And the hype is at its highest right now. And hype dies with time unless you feed it. Im expecting it to pull back a tiny bit or just stay where it's at. I dont think it's gonna be above 400 anytime soon

just sold

It would be pretty funny if we actually did default and stocks kept shooting up for no reason.

The reason stocks would continue to go up is that people can’t buy treasuries that the government isn’t selling and they will look for something else to do with the money.