Squeeze these nuts you fuckin nerd.
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Their record is 0 wins and 0 losses.
As a testosterone filled tech bull I’m very sad to announce me worst day in the past three weeks! 😩 I only gained 8.87% today. Up 4712% in the last month though so I’ll take it.
Been buying in the morning after about ten minutes when I see what’s climbing. Then selling within two hours once I get my 10-20% goal. A couple times the stock was on a tear and I held til I got 50-80%. A couple other times I actually held overnight and it gapped up 100%+
Thought on novo nordisk anyone? Research showing ozempic causes curbing of addictive/compulsive behavior as well as weight loss which I believe comes from the curbing. Bullish? Maybe.
I made a dd about it, im long af
Unfortunately LLY’s glp-1 drugs also have some other shit in them that makes them act on 2 receptors as opposed to NVO’s shit which only acts on 1, two is better or smthng
The drug will sell faster than crack. The question is how many products hit the market at once, and how much is already priced-in.
You know these things already pumped - I mean, FFS, a weight loss drug >Viagra, Rogaine, Zoloft, etc..
#NYC SUBWAY ARE THE WORSE
IMAGINE BEING A PHATS BIG BELLY AND HAVING A HEART ATTACK AND THE TRAIN DELAY CAUSE THEY CANT MOVE A 380 pound man fast enough
SMFH
Get rich men so u don’t deal with this Chet
I messaged the reddit admins and said
>Don't kill 3rd party apps. If you do, it will give me a reason to never use this dogshit website ever again.
I sure hope they listen
Economy currently heating up cause interest rates aren’t high enough, fear-greed index is greed close to extreme greed. Vix is low. Entire economy propped up by top 5 while the rest be nearly double dipping that October 2022 low. AI is over hyped. Inventories across the board are short, prices remain elevated until supply matches or exceeds demand: stagflation underway. The feds are the main thing preventing an explosion of growth; There’s a chance they shut the party down in 9 days, if they pause or lower, then my bear body will be your communion and you’ll eat from me, drink from me.
Although I feel bearish, I’m still long schd, and I have a straddle leap open.
>"no one will buy a $600 phone"
>
>"No one wants a $400 watch"
You can't compare these prices to 3k though. 400-600$ is affordable for the general public. Look at how consoles for example price themselves within that range somewhere. 3000$ is way above consumer price levels and even Apple knows this hence why they will release a much cheaper version sometime during 2024/25 according to leaks after enough idiots spent 3k and beta test.
Consumers hate VR.
and iPhones popularity is more to do with the financing scheme being accepted as a cost of phone service by consumers. There’s no market like that for VR headsets that consumers hate.
Thank you. I had no idea consumers hated VR.
Apple likely doesnt know this information either.
I will reach out immediately and notify them that, despite their billions spent on market research, they may have missed Starmedia11's assessment that consumers hate VR and they should abandon this product immediately.
LMAO, today gonna be another pump nonstop day. Bers couldn’t even make futes red at all. After all that assblasting, they can’t even get a consolation price
Yesterday, my three-year-old stuck his finger in a dog’s asshole. No hesitation, full insertion. When asked why he did that, his response was a shrug and “I just want to”.
Y'all are stressed about stocks
Meanwhile I'm stressed out my goddamn mind because I took on a second job last week (diablo 4), and let me tell you, working 2 full time jobs for 16 hours a day is not easy
My friend told me Bears have Chronic Swamp Ass, like 24/7 just dirty humid stinky ass. like if you smelled the office chair of a Bear that was laid off 10+years ago, it would still stink like their ugly ass.
Carvana huge short squeeze today, wtf
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!banbet uvxy 5 30d
**Ban Bet Created:** **/u/PatFenis77** bet **UVXY** goes from **2.5** to **5.0** before **06-Jul-2023 08:19 AM EDT** Their record is 0 wins and 0 losses.
Vix and uvxy dropping 5% everyday regardless of what happens. Lol
Hope my sofi call gets placed
VRSSF🚀
Where is this "deep recession" that I keep hearing so much about. Never been through one of these before.
MVIS!!!! 🚀 🌝 🤑 💰
As a testosterone filled tech bull I’m very sad to announce me worst day in the past three weeks! 😩 I only gained 8.87% today. Up 4712% in the last month though so I’ll take it.
What’s the strategy?
Been buying in the morning after about ten minutes when I see what’s climbing. Then selling within two hours once I get my 10-20% goal. A couple times the stock was on a tear and I held til I got 50-80%. A couple other times I actually held overnight and it gapped up 100%+
Options or leverage or.? Good job regardless
Options
Gj
God?
AAPL one day call holders HOSED.....you sell on good news, you dont buy!
trade of the year..........................buy UVXY right here at $2.57, write it down!
You’ll be writing down a tax loss  Edit: but low key ya I bought a uvxy call for July today
What’s the DD?
Reminding myself
The market is fighting demons to rationalize that consumer spending is only focusing on tech, somehow.
anyone know if NIR is an AI related stock?
AAPL daily profit gone......looks like a sell on news top
AAPL dumps cracking 180
IS THERE SOME NEWS
update from a.m.,,,,,,,,AAPL 182.50 6/9 straddle, now approx $675
[apple is putting my dog to sleep](https://i.imgur.com/htO3NWr.jpg)
did the 5 point decline wake him up?
much ado about nothing?
you're next!
Thought on novo nordisk anyone? Research showing ozempic causes curbing of addictive/compulsive behavior as well as weight loss which I believe comes from the curbing. Bullish? Maybe.
I made a dd about it, im long af Unfortunately LLY’s glp-1 drugs also have some other shit in them that makes them act on 2 receptors as opposed to NVO’s shit which only acts on 1, two is better or smthng
Heard that. A drug like this could cause a huge uptick in revenue I'm sure.
The drug will sell faster than crack. The question is how many products hit the market at once, and how much is already priced-in. You know these things already pumped - I mean, FFS, a weight loss drug >Viagra, Rogaine, Zoloft, etc..
Let my apple calls play out some, collect profit, enjoy a green day.
sell into good news...................
To lose money... Duh
AAPL calls all the way
Sell in May Go away AAPL calls all the way
!banbet nvda 351 30d
I actually unloaded my TSLA FDs at the top for once.
AAPL 6/9 $185 straddle....roughly $6.......think it moves $6 on today's VR headset release.....I think its a good bet ,4 days to move
Will uvxy reach 100 some day
When it reverse splits...
When is it going to reverse split
no clue.
not in your lifetime.....
Whoever gave the PL play. Thank you 🥹
It’s barely even up?
I’m profiting 🤷🏾♂️
Can’t argue with that
Pltr
Should i sell my LCID stock i bought at 6.55? Does anybody want these fuckin EVs? Will Saudi oil money save me? Will anybody ever love me?
Will anyone ever reply to this post?
Find out next time on dragon ball z!
Pltr pumpinn
Meme stocks!!!
GameStop make it meme stock ?
Just ate 25$ worth of mc Donald’s
you sicken me
I made $67 bucks I’m gonna dine fine today and get IHOP
If WWDC was a sell the news event for Apple when would be a good time to buy puts theoretically?
About 10am today
At the top
Bears dig chicks with dicks
#NYC SUBWAY ARE THE WORSE IMAGINE BEING A PHATS BIG BELLY AND HAVING A HEART ATTACK AND THE TRAIN DELAY CAUSE THEY CANT MOVE A 380 pound man fast enough SMFH Get rich men so u don’t deal with this Chet
I just ate 24 steamed chicken dumplings
Look how hard spy is trying to not let people’s puts print
Watching $AAPL
Will apple wwdc be a sell the news event?
my apple puts fucking wish
Ctrl v “ai” on your website won’t save you PLTR
Crazy Apple hasn’t said anything about AI since the AI wave has started. I feel like Siri was so ahead of it’s time
Holding it for WWDC this week?
OPEC+ Is the worst streaming service, the only show they have is a bunch of Saudi Arabian guys talking about oil production.
guys we also have the daily discussion for june 5 thread now btw
I have a 32oz water bottle. I like to transfer the water to an 8oz bottle. and sip on it. makes me feel fancy.
that is fancy. I like to keep it simple. water in water bowl, food in food bowl.
thats what I do at home when she lets me take off the ball gag
A guy at work does this. I always wondered why but never cared THAT much to ask. Must be it
very likely.
theta week, I'm not expecting big moves on the indexes
Market goes red for about 20 seconds then realizes its allergic to it
enter sleep attraction slave yoke merciful shocking truck full ad hoc -- mass edited with redact.dev
Yeah but making anything official is usually when shit hits the ceiling.
Ends, bro bears have been dead for weeks
It’s an official end 429+
Qs not gonna like the oil price hikes.
Wen reddit IPO
Yields up, oil up, jobs up..yea we’re setup for 
Nvidia hype looks to be over. Bleeding to mid $350's I assume before any kind of pop.
Nvda didn't gap up today? Uh oh 
we goin red today
I messaged the reddit admins and said >Don't kill 3rd party apps. If you do, it will give me a reason to never use this dogshit website ever again. I sure hope they listen
(you have been muted)
I can't image not using rif
yeah rif is the only way i'll use reddit on my phone.
Same. Official reddit app is horrid. Been using rif for like 8 years.
Me too except for like 10 years
Yeah I’m sure they’ll run that straight up the ladder
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Another uppy day for TSLA it seems, lovely.
PALANTIR TECHNOLOGIES 🤖🚀🌙
peter thiel personal piggy bank
Mine too 🚀🌙
AI was created for one purpose: to destroy the VIX
Wtf did I oversleep? Did the market already close??
Yeah it was a flat day. Biden slipped on a fried clam and busted his ass.
Oh bro daylight savings, hate when it gets me too
Lol! I thought I WAY over slept too; I woke up at 730 usually up at 5.
liquidity drain 😊
Come on bers, explain to me the ber case because I’m not getting it and the market neither
Economy currently heating up cause interest rates aren’t high enough, fear-greed index is greed close to extreme greed. Vix is low. Entire economy propped up by top 5 while the rest be nearly double dipping that October 2022 low. AI is over hyped. Inventories across the board are short, prices remain elevated until supply matches or exceeds demand: stagflation underway. The feds are the main thing preventing an explosion of growth; There’s a chance they shut the party down in 9 days, if they pause or lower, then my bear body will be your communion and you’ll eat from me, drink from me. Although I feel bearish, I’m still long schd, and I have a straddle leap open.
China do bad thing make american investor very scared chinese army attack
Bear case is my puts are already printing because vix is up 4% premarket?
LMAO, congratulations!
Another day that bers have sleep for dinner
Ketosis is so cool
APPLE VR DAY Facebook quest helmets are going to be on clearance after Tim Apple unveils his Zuck-killer
[удалено]
"no one will buy a $600 phone" "No one wants a $400 watch" Imagine thinking you are smarter than Tim Apple
>"no one will buy a $600 phone" > >"No one wants a $400 watch" You can't compare these prices to 3k though. 400-600$ is affordable for the general public. Look at how consoles for example price themselves within that range somewhere. 3000$ is way above consumer price levels and even Apple knows this hence why they will release a much cheaper version sometime during 2024/25 according to leaks after enough idiots spent 3k and beta test.
Consumers hate VR. and iPhones popularity is more to do with the financing scheme being accepted as a cost of phone service by consumers. There’s no market like that for VR headsets that consumers hate.
Thank you. I had no idea consumers hated VR. Apple likely doesnt know this information either. I will reach out immediately and notify them that, despite their billions spent on market research, they may have missed Starmedia11's assessment that consumers hate VR and they should abandon this product immediately.
How is Microsoft Hololense doing? Google Glass? Metaverse?
Underestimating the Apple cult fanboys
LMAO, today gonna be another pump nonstop day. Bers couldn’t even make futes red at all. After all that assblasting, they can’t even get a consolation price
Don't think it'll go up all day tbh. Kind of expecting a flat day and even week.
Qqq up .4 on the week spy up 1.4 on the week. Other sectors than tech finally starting to recover?
Every time you think they will rotate out of tech finally they do a massive pump on QQQ
Sounds about right
Wtf is up with this thread title
3m exp Puts on APPLE gotta be some of the freest money ever
You are correct that puts on Apple (AAPL) can be profitable, but it is important to remember that all investments carry risk.
Which one of you bought all the ETRN calls before the MV pipeline’s completion became part of the debt deal?
Honestly are SPY calls a good idea at open?
What strike and expiration?
Looking for a weekly play for quick $
Oh yeah okay cool, I’d do SPY 432C 06/9 or 435C
Today yes, long no
Yesterday, my three-year-old stuck his finger in a dog’s asshole. No hesitation, full insertion. When asked why he did that, his response was a shrug and “I just want to”.
Is the dog the economy or your child? Puts or Calls
Remember the argument people would have in worthless philosophy classes in college. Like if you could kill Hitler as a baby would you?
This makes me glad we don’t have dogs.
Fuck it, I'm going back the the Weekend Thread. 
You are quite regarded if you aren’t a bear rn
Yep being a bear has worked out great the last 6 months
Being a bull worked out great in 2021! I’m sure it would continue in 2022…
Y'all are stressed about stocks Meanwhile I'm stressed out my goddamn mind because I took on a second job last week (diablo 4), and let me tell you, working 2 full time jobs for 16 hours a day is not easy
Does it slap?
Best of luck <3
My phone is at 5% we must be getting close to open
MODS ALREADY WANT TO KNOW WHAT YOUR MOVES ARE FOR TOMO LMFAOOOO 💅🏻
Further proof they really are Citadel employees
;)
Well this week, there will be no V
Ima just get puts on apple. The fact its at all time highs is enough of a justification
Is all of wsb saying calls? That could be the double whammy
🍎 *Alan Parsons plays in the background*
I am the eye in the sky…
#TESLA WILL GIVE U SUPER LAGACY QUANTAM RELM GENERATIONAL WEALTH!!!
Good morning, boys! May your gains this week be greater than your losses. #LFG!!!!!
When I see LFG I always think “looking for group”.
in the context of wsb, i assume it is lavendar fragrance gang
Lonely Fat Gentlemen
#LOOKING FOR GROUP !!!!
thats exactly what it means... any other uses are fake and made up
Real gentleman…let’s them cum first 
I thought it was looking for guzzle.
My friend told me Bears have Chronic Swamp Ass, like 24/7 just dirty humid stinky ass. like if you smelled the office chair of a Bear that was laid off 10+years ago, it would still stink like their ugly ass.
Im crying rn 😭😭😭
bro what’s going on with c3ai 
Big money puts
#HUGE CAFFINE Rush WHEN U FINGER YOUR ASSHOE WITH INSTANT COFFEEEEEE
Someone pin this
That ain't instant coffee 
Feels like a green day
Prob I’m actually hoping it dips hard at open so I can just buy calls