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Mcdolnalds

It’s so crazy that She-Hulk got her abilities and within 24 hours was already stronger than the Hulk. Can’t wait to see her in action showing him up


bedopedontsmoke

I wanna see that guy who bought 170k shares of Microsoft I wonder how he’s doing


BackThatThangUp

I was not ready for the amount of disrespect I got in my 20s lol, too many salty 40 year olds in management out here thinking young people should be looking out for their money somehow it’s like nah homie, I don’t care about your kid or your apartment you made your own bed


manofjacks

The VIX went to 38 on January 24th when SPY was at 420. Here we are at VIX 31 and we're down to 365 on the SPY. What am I suppose to make of that?


0dteSPYFDs

1. VIX is heavily manipulated. 2. VIX doesn't measure how much the market has fallen since ATH lol. It's a forward projection of volatility. https://www.investopedia.com/terms/v/vix.asp


HywayKind

it's a BS world


crazier_ed

Indeed And we don't even have the point up emoji


RalphaDog

I really wanna buy some TSLA options but the IV is nuts, guess I’m not the only one, too hard to make money with IV like that I think


fuscosco

You know that feeling when you finish a good run and the first thing you do is rush to the bathroom to take a massive shit? The relief feels soo good. Thats SPY. Dont you want spy to be happy?


SignalX_Cyber

Let's freefall without a parachute babyyyy


ultra_expo88

I know this isn't r/investing but I'm gonna be beating myself up 2 years from now if I don't buy some shares today


conquestgreta_1987

Go from ordinary to extra-ordinary


CheapHero91

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4259)


yeedub

Pumping


CalmAgent

green by 9.45


lupafa

Sold my 395 put expiring 7 Oct at 500 bucks on Monday. Fuck me.


BurlBguy

I mean 28.13


BurlBguy

Oops 28.06


BurlBguy

Only at 27.86 currently


Commercial_Method278

Are we not gonna bounce till Monday


Theta_Magician

JPow basically said brace for impact on Wednesday's meeting. A bounce can happen but if not we were given fair warning.


StophJS

On the next solidly green day, CVNA will pump like 40%.


lupafa

Never expected how quickly we're back to the 360 range after we touched 430. Fuck man, let go of my puts too early. Literally just down with no intermission.


spinsirb85

Geez maybe I shouldn’t have sold all my 9/23 360p contracts yesterday. Bought them as cheap insurance before FOMC/Putin Speech, sold yesterday thinking the price action wasn’t bearish enough to get there. Good thing I’m still sitting on 30 365p 9/23 contracts along with all my ITM puts! Let’s see some big red today and make these things print!


Nice-Pick8077

wheres the rally? someone poke it with a stick


CheapHero91

i want a bounce before i get new puts


Low_Ad_2846

So stonks do go down ![img](emote|t5_2th52|12787)


Nice-Pick8077

massive knife if it falls off 3700. my apple n fedx puts bby \^\^


Powerful_Stick_1449

Starting to feel like capitulation


BlackBastado-2124

Still in the early innings


get_MEAN_yall

Not even close, this selling is more calm than 2018 even.


Minds_Desire

There legitimately might not be that kind of panic selling. How many people already sold and are in cash waiting?


get_MEAN_yall

Institutional investors are at high levels of cash but people can and will cash out their retirement accounts if it gets really hairy. Especially once house prices start to accelerate to the downside. A better question is: who's buying equities? Treasuries are artificially cheap and we're in for at least a year of negative earnings growth.


intrestingtalk

I would just like to say there was a bull in here that made a convincing argument, so I played a call. Well it’s probably worth nothing. Fuck you. Never leaving my bear brothers again.


SpecificCranberry761

Aren't we like 4$ froma 52w low on spy


TABid-5073

Yep


Im_At_My_Climax

Where are you gay bulls at? This sub always had you pussies spouting some dumb ass shit about bears are fuked and 400 eow. Where you at bitch?


CheapHero91

all homeless now ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


Nice-Pick8077

hopefully not we need our bull brothers in order to eat


TheDudeAbidesFarOut

Use margin...every fucking dime of it bulls....lulz


CheapHero91

bull is fuk


InIce1234

Looks nasty today. ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4640)


Upstairs_Pickle5915

Bulls buying the dip![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


Upstairs_Pickle5915

Hahaha bulls


SpecificCranberry761

Fuckin geyyy just gonna go smack 350 huh


Final_Historian7309

Now wtf happened? Drop 1.4% 😭


CheapHero91

1.4 so far


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Man, kinda hard to fathom how the market was worth 470+. Seems so far away now.


CalBearSwimAlum

I’m so sad I sold my TSLA $290p yesterday for 400% I’m wiping my tears with tendies 🥹 cause I bought more TSLA puts in sour hour. $281.67 and $275 LFG!!! Also some $26 SPSX degen puts - Bleed MF’ers!!!! 🩸📉


BlackBastado-2124

Seriously? You sold on a Thursday, after everything that Jerome "PAIN" Powell said the day before?


Ffrozen123

WILL TODAY BE CIRCUIT BREAKER DAY?


Ffrozen123

ALL I CAN IS SIT HERE AND LAUGH . HOLY SHIT


Kenz0Cree

Sold my puts at close yesterday 🥲


BlackBastado-2124

Paper hands


Commercial_Method278

Depression but safer move


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GOD DAMNIT WILL THESE BEARS FUCK OFF ALREADY. WE ARENT IMPRESSED THAT YOU GUYS ARE SHORTING AND TRYING TO CONVINCE US THAT ITS PEOPLE PANICKING. SERIOUSLY ITS LIKE A BUNCH OF KIDS TRYING TO PLAY A GAME TO CONVINCE YOU THE SKY IS FALLING TRYING TO GET YOU TO LOOK UP “hurrr durrrr made ya look” NOONE FALLS FOR BEAR BS ANYMORE. LEAVE THE MARKET ALONE IM SICK OF THIS PLACE SMELLING LIKE BUTFUK AND VASELINE


purpleVidrio

Chill bro this place is just for shitposting


Rubenov

Sorry for your calls?


bearsrnotfuk

The things I’d do for one more “China!” Tweet from orange man


e10n

Should have held onto SQQQ 45c 10/21 🤡


Rubenov

Hope you all still have your DOW 25K hats somewhere


tex_3

I wish crypto would fucking die


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canwequitnow

I need $7K but I only have $165 in buying power, any quick... um... 42.5-bagger out there?


TRASHYRANGER

Lendingclub


LatinoPUA

Tesla 0dte


JMG3232

Drill team 6


Flat-Perspective5084

Bulls are fucked today


LatinoPUA

Have you seen premarket? Their puts will prolly print hard


e10n

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4275)


Fuhnancial

Boomers at CNBC: “fear that fed is overdoing it” you mean like they overdid the printing of money![img](emote|t5_2th52|12787)


CheapHero91

i was promised new ATHs by the bulls ![img](emote|t5_2th52|12787). i think they lied to me


m0v3s1z3

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


Overwatch1818

One word bulls, capitulation. Get fucked


CheapHero91

serious question: do people really believe that the stock market would be any different if trump was in office?


stiveooo

No war inflation at 6% spy at 3900 but trend down


hibhch

Obviously not.


JMG3232

There is nothing more bullish than trump in the WH


cheaptissueburlap

no but its a good way to discard and discredit anyone entertaining that opinion. I see it has a tool to parse through the experts bs. Just like im done with burry.


_Kenway

politics don't move the stock market ( as index)


EuphoricWizard

You weren’t around for “trade talks going well” tweets


RoyalFail6

Today’s word of the day is: sell. Sell everything and embrace puts 🌈🐻


TheSoupKitchenn

Im glad i switched from calls to puts at close, why would anyone be buying this so someone else can just sell on top of their head 📉📉📉


quantumpencil

because bear markets end and even during bear markets stocks do not go straight down


JMG3232

When moon?


tasmac123

Bulls are so desperate for a bounce.That's why it won't happen


FullCuntalLobotomy

SOME FUCKING COUNTRY IN EUROPE TOOK A SHIT ^(OR) ^(SUMPTHIN) ![img](emote|t5_2th52|8883)![img](emote|t5_2th52|8883)![img](emote|t5_2th52|8883)


thatguyfromkfc

Um actually we left the EU thank you very much, we're taking a shit all on our own


LatinoPUA

Oh, stocks were crashing and your markets were closed right? Is thay why everyone selling rn?


thatguyfromkfc

Nah, government put out some batshit insane trickle down economics budget that's costing them 45bn in revenue by 2026, alongside 60bn in revenue every six months for energy bill support


[deleted]

The dollar is the biggest currency bubble I’ve seen in my lifetime, it’s become worthless due to inflation but the US is pumping it to try and harm other countries it’s disgusting but it’ll pop soon. This whole market has just been so god damn irritating since GameStop happened, Wall Street knows people are smarter now than in the dotcom era so they literally just inverse what is common sense to fucking rob hard working people who create value in society. It’s absolutely sick, we seriously need to just put them all to the guillotine.


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[deleted]

It’s really easy to see who works for hedge funds here when they reply to argue against the truth that they want to hide. 🖕


hibhch

The USD is far from worthless lol. I can't tell if this is satire.


[deleted]

No it’s fucking trash. America is fucked dude, they are trying to stave off the inevitable. Money printing galore plus irresponsible fiscal policy since the 80s, merica is going to go the way of Rome. Can’t wait to see it honestly, I hate self righteous and corrupt people who hide behind a woke facade


RandomizedRandy

Everyone is fleeing to the dollar because every other major currency is way more trash. I dont think it ll pop soon because there is no real alternative to the $


[deleted]

There is, the new world reserve currency, the yuan


notsoscarydino

If Trump would have been here, we would have seen daily tweets from him. Good or Bad, I loved that man‘s transparency and big mouth.


ShiestyFiend420

!Banbet TSLA 270 1D


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EuphoricWizard

Boomers just got the fax in from the finance adviser, they’re gonna be selling soon. 🐮are fuk


Calvertorius

They’re too busy suing their financial advisor for losing 100k.


notsoscarydino

Nvidia 65% down from all time high.


CheapHero91

fair value is 70$


notsoscarydino

lol good one


CheapHero91

i am serious


notsoscarydino

like a penny stock ffs


alfapredator

WAAAAH BEARS SO MEAN WAAAAAH BEARS SO STUPID SHORTING THE BOTTOM WAAAAAH THANKS FOR THE DISCOUNT I LOVE CRYING BULLS IT MAKES ME COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM


CheapHero91

bulls are delusional cultists


BillazeitfaGates

# What nightmare? You're AWAKE


oldsilver007

Which one of you bulls drove up the VIX 3%??


cheaptissueburlap

certainly making debt expensive isnt the miracle solution to lowering prices, and a recession is gonna entice more QE and gov interventionism. There is truly no way out.


FullCuntalLobotomy

Corn is cornin’ again ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


Calvertorius

https://youtu.be/1VbZE6YhjKk


godsweetsac

Someone in here explain why 10y yield goes up


Whitebrown22

People sell bond. Bond price to down. Bond interest rate remain the same. Yield percentage goes up.


godsweetsac

So yield percent up means low investor confidence in bonds? Wouldn’t it be the opposite since we’ve got low confidence In equities? Me no get it


Whitebrown22

So I like your line of questioning. But when interest rates are rising, each individual hike devalues bonds already on the market. Because any new issue will automatically have a higher coupon.


FullCuntalLobotomy

Amazing


RoyalFail6

Someone’s buying the dip ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


tasmac123

Never doubt u/bearhunter429.He is always right ![img](emote|t5_2th52|18632)


notsoscarydino

Bears so cocky today


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Whitebrown22

Futes big if true


JMG3232

Futes are in shambles my dude


Whitebrown22

Food stamps it is


JMG3232

😩🙏


alfapredator

its official, UK is a shithole country


hibhch

2 years until they can get rid of this idiot. I'm not sure if the economy will last that long.


RoyalFail6

Could’ve told you that in 2016 ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


Ehimalright

so if i wanted to travel would now be the best time dxy is insane


_post_anal_drip_

Europoor gonna kidnap you and sell your organs to subsidize their energy markets...


[deleted]

Not sustainable dollar will crash hard soon


Ehimalright

packing my bags


JusticeforDoakes

🎶she can go lower than I ever really thought she could🎶


dinobangerds

When can we expect to see AMD in the 50s?


Armyman2007

At this rate late October


TheDudeAbidesFarOut

Nice.....


badco1313

Why do I always hold my calls too long and sell my puts too early


deca-d

cuz stocks go up 70% of the time


Dahnhilla

Horray, British PM announces 1% tax cut for everyone. Oh, nevermind, GBP loses over 1% against the USD and as such all commodities.


Three_Tons

Don’t forget a 5pct tax cut for the rich. Bond markets punishing her though, all the tax cut benefits wiped out and more as everyone screwed on their mortgages.


Dahnhilla

Any benefit to the average person is completely gone, wiped out in under an hour. Completely fucking pointless. Unless of course you had GBPUSD puts. ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4276)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4276)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4276)


RoyalFail6

That won’t stop her giving another one ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4641)


Dahnhilla

More inflationary tax cuts for the rich, that should solve the problem.


CULT_OF_BOG

Hell is coming


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BkkPla

Sun setting here in estuaries on the Thai/Cambo border region. Hawks are out looking for their before bedtime meal, long tail boat fisherman rolling in with shrimp, crabs, oysters, squid et al. Finish this coconut juice and struggle home on the bike lol....but had to drop in to this fav alt uni to keep some balance. Bottom was in June 16 according to some, but one is Cramer so ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


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Schwimmbo

Feels like we're breaking records every day.


RoyalFail6

2010, tough times ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4887)


TheDudeAbidesFarOut

If you're gonna buy this dip.....use maximum margin.


AdditionalAd1431

Hahahahahhaahhahahahaha i wish a mfer would


avsurround

F for bulls 🫡💀💀💀


CheapHero91

tesla puts are the best play imo


WhenMoonsk

Chill out baby- have some wine, have some grape ![img](emote|t5_2th52|8883)


Justforpornytits

What do you think premarket will show


RandomizedRandy

Spy futures down .9%, DXY up .7%, us 2y @4.18, while 10y @3.78 Looks dumpy


Armyman2007

Ummm gap down


LingeringDildo

just look at futures bro


TheDudeAbidesFarOut

Cucks couldn't wait to jump ship....losers.


ShiestyFiend420

Please Baby Jesus, I don’t ask for much from you but today I ask you to send TSLA into the 250 range and let it burn in hell ![img](emote|t5_2th52|18630)


CheapHero91

🤝


VisualMod

>Tesla is a shithole company and their stock will continue to go down.


ShiestyFiend420

Yesss talk dirty to me daddy


CheapHero91

i hope tesla drops like 10% today


Sjalalala

Get an easy 4% or get cucked by spy. Looks like a simple choice.


ColdWhisper7

yeah looks like circuit breakers today fuck ![img](emote|t5_2th52|18630)


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Rubenov

You should google how bonds work